You are a youngling and Anakin just activated(?) his lightsaber, what do you do to stay alive?
>>64089348
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.
"Hello reddit!"
Tell him that I hate sand. How it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
throw sand at him
suck his dick
>>64089348
Cut to another scene so my fate stays ambiguous
>>64089399
show my fate later on the holo-security camera so my fate isn't so ambiguous
Do a peek a boo so that the bad man disappears
I'd have gotten the fuck out of there. The moment his lightsaber came out I would be inching my way away from everybody and while he's killing the cowering kids I'd duck and escape. Maybe even toss another kid his way.
Summon Kyle Katarn to save me
>>64089476
he know he would easily catch you, right?
>>64089348
>don't kill me I'm with /r9k/
"You seek younglings? Mmm. Take you to them, I will."
>>64089348
what the fuck is wrong with that little shit's EVERYTHING
"If you strike me down. I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
god fucking damn it the innocence on that boys face nearly always has me weeping
>>64089348
>Anakin
I want this meme to end. In that scene he's already Darth Vader. And to respond your question >>64089386 has the brightest answer
This gives you power over me?
stand on one of the chairs, the high ground is Anakin/Vader's kryptonite
>>64089442
you have object permanence at that age, this wont work!
>>64089766
>In that scene he's already Darth Vader.
Is this the hottest new meme?
>>64089759
haha
pussy
>>64089348
I start killing other younglings aswell and hope he takes me as an apprentice.
Gotta buckle up and put a helmet on
>>64089766
Ah, but you colossal fool, ANAKIN hates sand, Darth Vader has no opinion on it. They're different characters, it wouldn't work AT ALL. Idiot.
>>64089766
No. He does not wear his mask. Padme and everyone else is still calling Anakin.
*slowly unsheathes katana*
You picked the wrong person to mess with, punk.
*teleports behind you*
ZAAAAANNNNDAAAATSUUUUU!
*cuts you into 100 pieces*
*turns his back as the pieces fall to the ground*
Arigato gozemasu...
*tips fedora*
Nothing personnel, kid.
*closes your lifeless eyes*
Requiescat in pace...
>>64089348
>i'm in the light in this scene
>anakin is in the dark
he won't kill me, we're speaking as friends
>>64089823
c'mon could you kill that poor little thing? he has no fucking clue whats going on, why this is about to happen.
>>64089810
are you retarded?
did you not see the movie?
>>64089348
DOCTOR SKYWALKER, I'M YOUNGLING
>>64089348
"Suck his dick and toes no homo"
Quentin
>>64089810
https://youtu.be/cXjT6Dg4E68?t=3m24s
>>64089881
I only watch cinéma and kinö, so no.
>>64089861
Nobody cared who Vader was before then
>>64089348
Yell out TRAITOR and unleash my inner spinning to spin my way out of there
I'M WITH SHEEV!
I'M WITH SHEEV!
>>64089810
>>64089861
Did you faggots forgot the part when Sheev baptized him as Darth Vader and comanced him to not be Anakin anymore? >>64089848
And yes, sand is still his weakness, since he still doesn't has his cyborg suit
>>64089881
it's been a long, long time
i try not to subject myself to tortures too frequently
>>64089906
well then... in my face
>>64089348
I don't say anything, II just run to higher ground
>>64089880
I would do that shit for fun, I crush innocence
>spend the day wrapped in a blanket at home because I saw the warning on r9k
>>64090043
owtheedge.jpg
>>64089348
obviously I'd kill him with my lightsaber
>pease anaken. Yu leke beg brota tu us.
>>64090043
Present my ass for him. He will be so confused that I will strike him down before he even knew what hit him.
>>64090110
/r9k/ was so good the week after the shooting, pity the "some of you are alright" meme died so quickly
Sword fight him. I've just realized what the force is so I'm a master swordsman, according to TFA. My chances are even better if I'm female.
>>64089866
*it's a hologram*
Fight him head on. Sith lords are my speciality.
>>64090241
>implying Kylo didn't just deprogram her and cause her to remember all her jedi training
whats going on here all of a SUDDAAAAAAAA!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Tell him I sympathise with the cause and want to join the dark side?
>>64089627
KYLE? KYLE KATARN?
Oi'm a girl innit, Mastah Skoywokka.
>>64090395
You are the legendary hero who destroyed Jerec at the Valley of the Jedi? You look like nothing more than a bantha herder.
>>64090409
>that pic
>>64090395
>>64090466
>>64089627
Give it up. Kyle Katarn is no longer canon. Let it go.
>>64090607
That's not Kyle Katarn
yell out "A SITH LORD?" and then fall back and let him slaughter like 75% of the others before helping him clean up the rest, making sure he sees me especially when i start spinning (a good trick)
once it's over he's gonna look at me like he shit his pants, and i say "i can save her" and literally blow his mind
once we get together and he let's his guard down i mortally wound him and remind him that a sith apprentice always tries to kill the master at some point, and berate him for falling for lies and being such a tool his entire life.
oh and after he dies i put on his clothes/robe and say "naow im skywooka"
>>64090634
James Cameron?
>>64090670
/thread
>>64090670
yeah a 7year old would totally be able to do all this shit and read his mind
>>64090918
Hello Reddit!
>>64090918
5 year old detected
>>64089348
I kill the other younglings first and tell him that I wish to be his disciple
>>64089759
>>>/reddit/
>>64089348
If those kids all had lightsabers this would've never happened
>>64089880
Yes, the Jedi Order are tyrants and must be suppressed no matter what ages
>>64089348
Tell him from my point of view the jedi are evil
>>64091024
they actually have them, you can even see them in OP's picture
>>64091024
Yeah because lightsabers work on the same principle as guns you dumb liberal cuckold
Yell out "but the Porkins name isn't prophesied to die out for another 20 years!"
>>64089348
Announce the high ground
