Daily reminder that even God himself doesn't like TFA
>ROME – Amid a chorus of overwhelmingly stellar reviews around the planet for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” Vatican daily L’Osservatore Romano begs to differ, calling the film “confused and hazy” and, even worse, opining that it “fails most spectacularly” in its representation of evil.
http://variety.com/2015/film/global/vatican-newspaper-review-slams-star-wars-calling-it-confused-and-hazy-1201667084/
Based catholic church
Amen
>>64087503
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican%27s_list_of_films
Why is the Vatican so patrician?
>>64087503
The Vatican
Who has a gift shop on the roof of St Peters where you can buy a small whittled wooden figure of Jesus for €2500.
Yeah, no.
Vatican is impressive as fuck, but I wont be listening to their views on evil.
Their audio tour also refuses to admit any killings where ever carried out under the crucifix
>>64087503
How did it fail to represent evil? Ren exemplifies like half the deadly sins: rage, pride, envy. And he kills his own father which is like multo bad in Catholicism, since it breaks 2 commandments at once.
>>64087503
>yfw the Pope has better taste than you
>>64087578
>>64087639
>>64087503
> he doesnt k now the Vatican is a satanic cult that uses Christianity as a front
>>64087639
Because real evil isn't colour coded and wear scary masks so that everyone knows they're bad.
The Pope is way beyond that pleb literalism shit.
>>64087503
But-but-but /pol/ says the Vatican is controlled by the Jewish conspiracy!
>>64087639
He wasnt compelling in the slightest.
>>64087503
Ok, I liked TFA and I don't care about the Catholic church or any church. I'm an unbaptized fedora tipper. But how does it “fails most spectacularly” in its representation of evil?
>>64087673
"See, you start them off with the pinky, move on to the index after a month, then the thumb. After a month of the thumb, they're ready."
>>64087784
why dont you fucking read the link in the OP I mean Jesus Christwas born on this day for crying out loud
>the anonymous reviewer said,
The Catholic Church has fallen real low.
>>64087782
He was compelling inasmuch that he was portrayed as conflicted and not single dimensional.
If we knew why he was "temped by the Dark side" , he would be honestly compelling, I think
>>64087837
Yeah, the messiah was born today. Sure thing, goyim.
>>64087503
>patricians don't like movie for plebs and children
Shocking
>>64087837
Nah I'm not gonna do it
>>64087853
Kylo certainly had more dimension than Vader in New Hope.
>>64087837
Jesus wasn't born on 25 December though
>>64087711
/pol/ doesn't say that at all actually
>>64087503
Based catholic church. I'm getting baptised tomorrow and convert to Christianity
>b-b-but Kylo is the deepest villain in the SW universe
Based Vatican exposing Kylo fans for the deviant faggots they are
>>64088101
>Kylo is the deepest villain in the SW universe
He is but the Pope is still right.
A depth of a kiddie pool is still deeper than a puddle
>>64088062
I was correcting your mistake friend.
/pol/ never asserted that The Catholic Church is run by Jews
>>64088062
>>64088224
hey reddit
>>64088224
>>>/reddit/
>>64088346
no thanks, have another you :^)
>>64087838
>anonymous reviewer
It was Holy Spirit
>>64087503
They wanted the movie to stroke their "worldview of binary good and evil" -penor. Who cares about what some demented asshole thinks? I am more interested in the motivations than the actions the characters make.
>>64087503
>the vatican's opinion means shit
Argentine Pope is best Pope
>>64087503
From now on I will get my journalistic input on movies from the Vatican. Based Catholics tbqh
>>64087545
>>64087503
Confirmed for Church founded on the ministry of the Apostles. Schismatic plebs need not apply.
>>64087503
>The least reddit imaginable source calls TFA shit
That's literally all, folks. TFA confirmed from the highest source possible to be purely and fully reddit.
>>64087503
Why are Roman Catholics so dame patrician?
>>64092224
>the Vatican
>/reddit/
The vatican is literally the least reddit you could get, kiddo.
>>64092224
>>64092414
Sorry, misread somehow.
>>64092414
>>64087503
>caring about the opinion of pedophile retards
>>64092489
Where do you think you are?
>>64092489
Do they teach you that the Vatican is a part of Mecca over at reddit?
