Which Harry Potter movie is objectively the best? Personally I can't choose between movies 1-3, they are all so comfy.
Three.
Can someone post the shot where she's pouring something into the pot and the camera is lower down so you can see her underwear? Thanks lads.
>>64084804
for science
3 > 7.1 > 5 > 1 > 6 > 7.2 > 4 > 2
None as they were easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
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>>64084874
>atlas shrugged
>every time
>>64084874
Who the fuck made that shitty list? Certainly wasn't /lit/ that's for fucking sure.
>>64084874
My taste in movies and literature is fedora tippingly exquisite
Harry Potter is literally the most artless forgettable blandest blockbuster movie series.
Even Slasher flicks took some chances
>>64084869
Based ranking. I'd only put 6 one or two places higher
>>64085269
>he didn't read the books
easy to tell
>>64084716
WHY DOES EVERY LOVE 3??
i thought it was boring and didn't contribute much to the actual story other than Harry finding out SPOILERS he ahs a godparent that hen goes of and dies anyway. and fuck the map.
best movie and the comfiest is 4 because it's all fun and horsing around all over Hogwarts until the end.
>>64085480
Why would anyone read those books???
>>64085480
Found the low IQ /sp/ r*dditor
>>64084716
someone post the pic
you know the one
>>64085530
some kids enjoyed reading. some adults do as well.
>tfw harry potter universe is comfy as fuck and haters will always try to hate
will never ever botherme either
>>64084716
>White Hermione
TRIGGERED
>>64085571
I read plenty of books growing up. Harry potter was dull
>>64084876
How revolting. Is this the only pic of Emma at that age that is this disgusting?
>>64084716
They are all shit because they cast a beautiful white girl to portray a plain, black character. I can't believe the patriarchy could ever get so low.
>>64085707
Disgusting? I don't understand what about that is disgusting. It's a celebration. Of alchemy.
>>64085562
>>64085707
I mean the panty shot. Is that the only pic of her at that age like that? Hopefully nobody posts any if they exist.
>>64085744
This.
>>64085512
It's slighty more mature than 1 and 2 but still has that special comfiness and isn't that serious. Also the last adaptation that didn't cut off half of the book because of their lenght.
>>64084716
loli emma is best emma
>>64085707
bet that pussy was super wet and tasty at that age
>>64086146
>ywn be 11 year old emma's panties
;_;
Where's the guy writing fanfiction about /pol/-Harry? I want to read more.
Harry turned again back to his book, while Ron stared out the window dreaming about joining Harry and catching dark wizards. About an hour later, the door opened.
"Well, well, well. It's true. Harry Potter is coming to Hogwarts. And what's this? You've befriended a Weasel? You'll soon learn, Potter, that some wizarding families are better than others. I can help show you which ones to avoid."
Harry looked up and saw Aryan perfection standing in the doorway. He sprung up and grasped Draco's hand.
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children!"
Draco looked startled. His eyes glanced over and caught the cover of Harry's book.
"Y-you too? 1488?" the blonde wizard asked.
"Yes! Finally, I've found someone sensible in our world. We must begin to make plans immediately. I've already smelled at least three niggers on this train. The thought of a magic nigger makes my blood boil. Ron, I've a special mission for you. I need you to run down the hallway of the train through all the cars and yell these words: 'Allahu Ackbar.' It's a special spell that will ward off my enemies and protect me from their Sheeny Curse. Oh also wear this towel on your head. It will protect your magical core."
Ron bolted out of the berth and started screaming the magic words Harry taught him. He needed to do a good job for Harry. Meanwhile, back in the compartment, Harry and Draco doubled over in laughter.
