Can someone explain this?
>>64082421
It's the UK New Years /tv/ meetup. You can shitpost IRL to your hearts content, I spent all my good boy points on other things for Christmas so i can't attend this one.
>>64082421
/TV/ meetup
>>64082421
shouldn't you be posting this on reddit?
>>64082421
>Middlesborough
Didn't know any other Boro lads were on /tv/ 2bh
>>64082421
come for a Christmas drink with me in saltburn
>>64082618
stick a parmo up ya ass
there's a lot of northern England boro/Redcar etc anons on 4chan
>>64082719
>ass
fuck off yank
>>64082630
Saltburn's great. Only really decent place around this shithole aside from Great Ayton.
>>64082734
shouldn't u be getting shot by Pakistanis Europe fag?
>>64082756
haha yeah
>>64082421
is autism real or is it just a quirky excuse for having a cunt kid?
>>64082756
>>64082936
Redcar's got nice parts
They leave the lights on so it's not too dark, the sound is much lower and the kids sit on the floor and can wander around as well, parents must be present and watching out for them.
>>64083017
>Redcar's got nice parts
Like what? C'uck Tower or the dilapidated High Street?
>>64083073
How do you know?
>>64083073
Sounds like fun. Might go and see if I can find a gf.
>>64083017
plimmy at 6 or7 is alright. depends how smashed I am by the time I hit Redcar which is usually bladdered so I don't really give a fuck, Martha's n that thought are just so loud n weird.
least nowadays there's little to none scummers trying to start on u for no reason, everyone seems chill nowadays in redders
>>64082923
>>64082421
How does any of this work though? If autists sperg out because of loud noises and other people won't putting a bunch of autists in the same room cause them to freak out because of the other autists?
>>64083081
top kek
any of u Redcar cucks ever work on the seafront?
>>64083156
Maybe they hope there's a fire.
>>64083127
Read it somewhere about a local screening like that.
>>64083230
Just admit you're an autist that likes throwing his own shit at the cinema screen and shouting "frank and beans" at people.
hello reddit
>britbongs
>>64083968
>ameritards
>>64082734
only pompous people from the uk actually spell it arse. you can say it as arse, but to spell it as arse is only something retards from the uk do to emphasise that they are in fact from the uk.
>>64084116
Get out, you fucking c'uck
>>64084116
>>64083130
like this guy. using slang and words from his area, which he wouldn't normally do on here...but because it's a convo about where he lives, he's gotta sound authentic.
fucking faggot.
It's actually no different than an American screening. Viewers are allowed to cheer, clap and holler as much as they like, but the room is soundproofed so it doesn't disturb normal people.
Who /Whitby/ here
>>64084152
Back to /brit/, inferior scum.
>>64084013
that's actually a picture of a brit y'know
>>64084250
i'm hull here. would always go to whitby or scarborough/brid when i was younger to the beaches and stuff. good times
recently moved to london, though.
>>64084250
I like Whitby. Nice place to stroll around in the summer with some fish 'n chips. And that view from up on the moors as your drive down Blue Bank is lovely.
Any Nottingham peeps around?
I have meerkat movies and have no female acquaintance to view films with. It expires next year.
>>64084305
Actually, he's Nebraskan
>>64084305
>Patrick Deuel
>900 lb
>is an American individual known for being one of the heaviest people in the world
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Deuel
Nice try, Lardican.
>>64082618
>>64082421
>implying the Middlesbrough cinema is a good cinema to go to
>le usa is the only fat country meme
>>64082905
shouldn't you be getting shot by your own people, Americunt?
>>64084438
What's wrong with it?
>>64084505
We just label any shooter as a terrorist so it's not technically an American problem, it's filthy outsiders ruining our utopia. :^)
>>64084464
yes other countries are full of fat people. that has never been disputed. it's the volume of weight per individual.
you could have a country 90% 'overweight' and be 1% fatter than the average, making them overweight.
>>64084464
And America is the only one where healthy people aren't forced to financially support fat people.
How does it feel to have your paycheck go to supporting ham-planets and smokers, Eurotrash?
>>64084165
but I'm not being a pompous cunt and annunciating every word especially on a phone on fucking /tv/
plus I can speak like that and others here will understand because we are sociable and no local lingo.
>>64084374
>>64084250
what's it like living in Whitby I only go like twice a year at the most, it's great. but the amount of fucking people there is horrid if your a local person going to the shops
>>64084579
i used to do it when i was like 14. whenever i see it it reminds me of how fucking dumb i was. i also see others doing it, specifically middle aged men on social media and it really fucking annoys me. i'm from northern england and i could be speaking with a load of weird ass lingo, but i choose not to as it just isn't the language of the internet, and there's no need because you actually have to 'try' to portray where you're from using a keyboard.
>>64084664
I've never lived there, but would like to. I imagine the amounts of tourists during the summer months must be a nightmare.
>>64084165
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>64084013
Where is his ass? Like, where does it split?
He looks like he has three asscheeks
>Middlesborough
Could they not even be bothered to get the name right?
>>64084438
who /showcase/ here
>>64084525
not him I don't mind boros cinema but the cunts working there are terrible. there's literally only ever 1 person on the ticket things (luckily they not have machine ones) then often there's no one at the fucking sweetly counter.
I know it's plebarian to get food at the flicks but come on cineworld step up.
>>64084685
Are you the faggot getting upset at the use of the word "arse"?
>>64084720
actually english, friend
>>64084685
>dumb
fuck off yank
>>64084564
USA: 28.8 average BMI
UK: 27 average BMI
only a 6% difference. also, the spics and nigs skew it (just like with crime stats) so it's more or less the same.
we can cherry pick fatties all day long, but most first world western countries are about the same fatness
>>64084729
>>>/fmttm/
>>64084754
actually english, friend
>>64083081
It has some nice suburban areas. I'll admit that the seafront is a mess and anything west of the race coarse is a shithole.
>>64084763
>only 6%
>size of america vs size of uk
>implying we don't have intergration of different cultures (muslims)
lmfao
>>64084685
true but I've had about 6cans of coors and it just comes out naturally sometimes I'm a faggit what can I say
>>64084739
Well Cineworld and Showcase are the only ones I know of in the area. Showcase is a chew to walk to, whereas Cineworld is basically just a long walk down Linny Road with a little turn at the end.
Can't say I'm fussed about the staff.
>>64084763
I never understood these morbidly obese people.
If being so fat is suffering then why don't they just eat less?
>>64084846
the first step is admitting it.
enjoy your night
>>64084780
Redcar council are literally the worst council in England. bunch of absolute cunts.
>>64084739
The Nottingham Showcase have upgraded their chairs to recliners and it's a nice drive to get to.
Cineworld is the poorfags cinema
>>64082923
>be actually autistic
>can't grasp how any movie can be enjoyed via the autism option where it's okay to walk around and shout and shit
>>64084818
muslims tend not to be as fat as our spics and especially our nigs
>Non-Hispanic blacks have the highest age-adjusted rates of obesity (47.8%) followed by Hispanics (42.5%), non-Hispanic whites (32.6%), and non-Hispanic Asians (10.8%)
>>64084879
>I never understood these morbidly obese people.
Me neither. Surely there must come a point when you look at yourself in the mirror, see these stretch marks forming, see your girth expanding and decide that you should cut down on the food.
How could you ever let yourself get to 300lbs, let alone 900lbs?
>>64082421
why did I immediately burst out laughing as soon as I saw this
>>64084913
Didn't they blow a load of dosh on Icelandic investments when their banks collapsed?
>>64084722
>>64084116
But spelling it "arse" represents the British phonetics of the word far better than "ass" does. The only reason that a Brit would be inclined to spell it "ass" is to appease Americans.
>>64084961
Probably cos every Star Wars screening is for autists
>>64085004
it's because arse sounds creepy and as if there's an old man rubbing his crotch with a flat cap on the other side of the screen. it's got nothing to do with appeasing americans. it's also shorter. but yeah it's because i want to suck americas cock.
>>64085109
That's oddly specific, anon.
What's your story?
>>64085109
I say ass coz if I'm saying ass I'll be saying it in a "funny" way and in nigger lingo
"the rain in spain lick my ass baby"
where as "lick my arse baby" makes you sound like a fucking Essex Daddy Funded cunt.
>>64084983
wouldn't surprise me they are absolute mongoloids, I really hate them with a passion.
>>64085432
MBC aren't much better.
>>64084013
>that cigarette
>>64084879
If you let yourself get that fat you likely have underlying mental issues.
Who /Boro/ here?
Banged out any ginogs recently?
Ate a fat parmo recently, can you swear down?
Been for a Roseberry Topping trek in a while?
Haaaawwwwaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lad
>>64085537
Parmos are fucking revolting and I hate the way The Evening Gazette promotes it like it's some fine delicacy worthy of being a cultural icon.
It's cancer coated in cheese. No fucking wonder this town in the heart disease capital of the UK.
>>64085597
*is
>>64082421
Wahey, a /boro/ lad. I'm from Hull originally but any North East people are the salt of the earth.I think it's because the towns are total shitholes, so you're forced to have a cheery disposition.
>>64085377
my uncle would make me give him rim jobs whilst i wore his grandads flat cap and he'd constantly mutter under his breath 'yeah lick my arse'
>>64085802
Did you enjoy me?
>>64085852
it*
fuck
>>64085852
>>64085886
please leave me alone keith
>>64086265
>>64086330
>le dog nonce
>>64084956
i weigh 300lbs because food is delicious
>>64086330
ahahahah
>>64085537
top kek lad
>>64085537
Ya doyle.
>>64085597
Mo's Palace in Redcar
FUCKING BEST PARMO IN ENGLAND!!!!!
we need more /Brit/ tv threads. I made a soap slag one the other day but the fucking pleb mods deleted it.
>>64087412
/tv/ mods are absolute fucking bellshiners. And they can fucking ban me for this. Faggots.
>>64084998
Thanks anon.
>>64082421
Is this the showing where they leave the lights on, let you run around like a spaz and shit on the floor?
>>64082421
I heard autism friendly theaters have the lights turned on, the volume turned down low and you're allowed to talk and use your phones.
>>64087464
they try so hard to fit in its embarrasing
>mfw brits need a 'cinematic stuffyeface wit foods, sauces, and liquids" license to buy crablegs at the cinema
/Boro/ thread mate
TFW fingering a lass to Imperial March in the Empire on a Saturday.
>>64087716
>at least we don't have a singles policy
>>64087751
empire m8 how old are you 14 or what
>>64087751
whose up for a line in Aruba toilets AVVV ITTTTT
>>64088205
>Aruba
I remember when it was Klub Kudos and Sash! was going to do a gig but fucked it off.
>>64088399
retro Redcar was best Redcar all clubs n pubs r shit now
>>64082421
It's basically 135mins of Jar Jar Binks saying "Ow wuuuud!" and stepping in shit.
Are you still fucking your kids in 'Boro, like everyone there used to do in the 80's?
>>64089803
Lel. I think it's the only town in the UK where the white paedos outnumber the paki ones.
>>64082421
>giving disney your money
Good goyim
someone meet me in redcar I'll fight u I'll bring a gram n we can fight with coke strength
They used to do these in the cinema I worked at for a short time.
- They don't turn off the lights all the way
- Allow the children to shout and make whatever noise they want
- Allow them to run around, etc
Always felt sorry for the floor team who had to go in there and clean up afterwards.
>>64092699
so it's just using a cinema room as a playpark of sorts?
>bongistan the island where everyone caters to autisticios
There's a commentary track of Jeremy Irons pointing out continuity errors and nonsequitors in the dialogue.
>>64082421
>waiting till march to see TFA
>>64092786
Basically. I also think it's a place where parents don't need to feel as though they're burdening "regular" audience members With a whole cinema of fruit loops dancing around, there's no shame associated with their kid doing the same. Not making a scene is still a big thing in the UK.
>>64090723
Maybe you don't know but Walt Disney was always against Jews.
>>64093077
Yes, but now they're run by them.
>>64085537
I snorted a gram with my mate in the car park below roseberry topping two days ago.
Gunna get a Mo's parmo this week.
