>wanted to unite the world to end wars and poverty
>was nice to all the countries he freed, gave them shittons of gold and money, even women.
>was the first known sjw, because he cared deeply cared for the handicapped(see his entourage and also ephialtes)
xerxes did literally nothing wrong.
Broke ass greeks could only afford an army of 300 to face him
He's a generous God.
>>64079999
Those fucking quads!
i want rodrigo santoro to wreck my ass.
>>64079972
>xerxes did literally nothing wrong.
He's kinda gay though.
>>64080054
why?
>>64080079
PROOFS??
>>64079999
Xerxes was just coming to collect on all the generous loans he gave them
I thought it was RuPaul.
I AM KIND
xerxes is a totally cool guy.
he is even into the minimalist clothing style thing, the guy donated all his pants to the local homeless shelter.
LESBOS!
>>64079972
>being an sjw
>nothing wrong
bait harder
>>64080424
back to /pol/ bigot
>>64079972
He wanted to tell me how live my life, I would rather die than to live under his rules.
>>64080544
fucking shit anarchist go live in the woods
>>64080560
Maybe I will.
>>64079972
Seriously, his offer to Leonidas was golden. He always offered you a fair deal and only wrecked your shit if you refused.
>>64080032
is this why people skip leg day?
>>64079972
He was kind tBh
This scene is so fucking good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhMOGixYG8s&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnhMOGixYG8s&has_verified=1
>>64080009
For you
>>64081308
there is a lot of meme potential here
>>64080032
What the fuck man
>>64079972
Is liking part 2 more than part 1 blasphemy?
>>64081308
Who wouldn't want to hang around with a goat playing a string instrument?
>>64081354
No. It's just pretty fuckin stupid.
>>64081354
I hate the way Rise of an Empire handled Xerxes. In 300 he's just an incredible narcissist who's convinced himself he's a god. RoE actually gives legitimacy to his claim, which ruins the character.
>>64081331
>I want it all! Hired guns, Dr. Pavel! And one more thing...I want to be a big guy.
>....For you
>>64079972
>>was the first known sjw
>>did nothing wrong
yfw a god bleeds
>>64081576
get cucked Persian faggot
>>64081743
>got BTFO'd by pooniggers
>yfw you learned sparta was real
>>64081761
literally never lost a battle
The Shitting Streets just smelled so bad the army refused to invade
>>64081847
>literally never lost a battle
And yet he lost the war.
He also gathered up all the homeless in a city to feed them.
But then had them all killed.
>>64081934
what an absolute madman, but why would he do that?
>>64081934
I had heard this from a history teacher but can't find anything online, so now I'm not sure. Disregard. Xerxes was an OK guy.
>>64081895
I guess if you count repelling people with poo as a "war" you're right.
https://youtu.be/mPne-q4ynts?t=8m25s
>>64082156
>repelling people
He was the invader m8
His army literally poo-ed in their skirts when they realized how big the Designated army was
>>64082211
wtf are you babbling about
I said that the Indians repelled Alexander with their terrible hygiene.
>>64081450
He's still a bitch tho.
To be fair, the god-making scene is ambiguous. I haven't noticed at first but the transition to the palace and giga-Xerxes happens *before* he raises above the water.
Both movies are supposed to be campfire tales, hence the fake operatic style. All the monsters and shit are what a bard would imagine, the actual plot never goes full fantasy.
>>64081847
>>64081895
>>64082156
>>64082211
>>64082263
Porus wasn't Indian, the same way Alexander wasn't Greek
>>64081354
Part 2 has a more interesting story and Eva Green is awesomer than Gerard Butler. I like the liquid blood more than the ink splashes from the first and the music was better too (it landed Junkie XL the Fury Road gig).
It's a perfect sequel - different enough yet still very familiar. I suppose they're trying to find an action hook for 300 3, we had land and sea battles, what else can they do?
