>Porkins
> His skill at low-altitude strafing runs and his rotund physique earned him the nicknames "Belly Runner" and "Piggy"
Like his name wasn't fucking enough.
Exactly.
fat people must suffer
>"The lieutenant and I once knew a very fine Human pilot who went by 'Piggy.' There's no 'derogatory component' to it in this squadron. Rather, it's a badge of honor I hope you can live up to."
is there literally anything more autistic than the EU?
>>64079423
you
They don't call pig meat 'pork' in the Star Wars universe.
>>64077536
The Rebellion must've been incredibly desperate to allow this lardo fly.
There's no way he could pass even a basic fitness exam.
They should make a Porkins movie about how he was bullied and then how he became a great x wing pilot despite this
>>64080931
Star Wars: The Man Who Held It
The rebellion was like 40 guys tops.
If you could fit in a cockpit and knew where to insert the keys for ignition they'd let you be a pilot.
>>64081095
They really should have made sure he was still able to pull up.
ya
