What kind of emotions are being conveyed here?
she just found out she was a single mom?
>>64067318
>ACT
(SHE SUCC AT IT)
She's ugly and cute at the same time
It's hard to explain
Also she has xenomorph teeth
>>64067318
constipation
How old is rey supposed to be?
[autism]She is being smug[/autism]
>>64067318
Mashter Skywalker, what are we going to do?
>>64067397
late teens, or 20 probably just like Luke or Anakin
She looks like a chav in this picture.
>can't act
>looks like discount Keira Knightley
>was in nothing notable before
She must've been a fucking riot on that casting couch
longing
>>64067318
Shut up!
she is supa cuut
> tfw no jedi gf
just shove me into one of the garbage mashers on the detention level
>>64067470
She was (briefly) in Toast of London, you pleb
Why are jedi all such betacucks?
>Yoda fails once
>BAWW TIME TO EXILE MYSELF
>Obi Wan fails once
>BAWW TIME TO EXILE MYSELF
>Luke fails once
>BAWW TIME TO EXILE MYSELF
Seems to me jedi teachings are all about avoiding responsibility
>>64067506
literally what
literally who
>>64067318
>handing someone a laser sword with the business end pointing towards your face
>you will never protect that smile
Thank God
pls resply
>>64067470
What about Boyega?
Hmmm
YOU JUST KNOW
Hey Luke, here's your dads lightsaber. The same one that he used to murder several very small children. We keep coming back to this fucking lightsaber, even though it really isn't something anyone should want around anymore. Especially since you own your new green one that hasn't been used to murder countless people, and I can probably make a new one since I'm with you now.
Why do you want this, again? Your dad didn't even use it for like more than half his life.
>>64067357
>IS THERE ANYTHING SHE CANT DO
>>ACT
JJ ABRAMS MARY SUED EVERYTHING ABOUT HER BUT HE 4GOT U CANT MARY SUE ACTING ABILITY :^))))))))
>>64067318
"I don't want an adventure, I want to go home..."
>>64067318
marysuism
>>64067318
>not handing him the ass end of the sabre
>women
>>64067577
BIG
>>64067318
>Trying to read her cue card intensifies
>how fucking long is this scene my arms are tired
>>64067577
Was actually fun to watch so he gets a pass
>>64067666
GUY
>>64067708
TR8OR
>>64067318
>please master luke, shove this saber up my ass, i beg of you
>>64067682
AT THE END OF THE OVERLONG FULL SWEEPING DRAMATIC 360 HELICOPTER SHOT THAT HAD ZERO TENSION OR IMPACT AT ALL
LUKE SAYS, YEAH THATS NOT MINE LMAO
>>64067601
god tier eyebrows
>>64067525
The first two were on the Empire's most wanted list and the last one didn't want to slaughter his own nephew.
>>64067703
He was good at portraying an average guy who's relatable to the audience both young and old.
>>64067783
They look like two caterpillars resting above her eyes, not cute.
>>64067620
>green one that hasn't been used to murder countless people
fàm, please
>>64067318
welp she looks like a guy for starters
>>64067318
What a sexy little boy.
>>64067747
Yeah, my reaction was.."lol hobo Hamil"
does her staff mean she is going to build a double bladed lightsaber like Darth Maul while she is Luke's padawan?
>>64067620
>Why do you want this, again?
he doesn't.
I don't understand this script that has to revolve around it.
Who will she fuck?
That scene with the First Order assembly and speech felt like a British comedy sketch.
>>64067837
He killed some troopers with it, and a few aliens.
He never slaughtered an entire schoolroom of small children.
I don't understand why they keep coming back to Anakin's fucking lightsaber. It'd be like if you were Adam Lanza's brother and someone showed up at your door one day and gave you the guns he used to shoot up Sandy Hook.
Would you really want them? Vader only chose to redeem himself when he was saving his son. He never gave a shit about the people he killed. He only changed his mind when it was his own son being electrocuted, which is exactly what he killed those children to prevent: his sons death.
Happy as Luke is to know his father still had some kernel of decency inside him, I don't understand why he or anyone other than maybe Kylo would honestly want that lightsaber.
>>64067925
not me, not anyone of us
>>64067614
i wonder how comfy JJ's casting couch was
>>64067614
>>64067925
DELETE THIS YOU PHILISTINE
>>64067620
This dude gets it
>>64067318
>rey will never stomp ur balls and crush your sternum with her thighs
>>64067823
Considering he has no real combat experience I'd argue he's above average. The only reason he failed to impress is because Rey is a literal Donut Steel™
>>64067931
DOMHNALL GLEESON THE KUCK FROM EX MACHINA WHO LITERALLY GETS KUCKED BY A ROBOT WAS VERY BAD CASTING FOR SPACE-HITLER
JUST SHRILL AND SHRIEKING, NOT A HINT OF BASS, LITERALLY WAITING FOR HIS FAGGOT ASS VOICE TO CRACK, WHOLE SPEECH WAS HILARIOUSLY SHITE M8
>>64067823
Sounds like Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>>64067931
Obviously you didn't understand the extremely subtle references to Nazi Germany.
>>64067885
it will either be double sided or more like a pike. it will be yellow.
>>64068043
>Nazi Germany
Wots dat?
>>64068005
There is so much irony in this post I don't even know where to start.
>>64067318
constipation
>>64067935
he doesn't immediately grab it. he may not and probably doesn't want it know what he does now. in episode IV he took it because Obi Wan gave it to him, it was his birthright/burden (which he doesn't know) and a very rare weapon. you're assuming shit that Luke wouldn't have known based on watching the prequels.
>>64068100
DID YA CATCH IT KUCKBOI
PROBLEM IS CAPSLOCK IS FULL OF BASS FAGGOT
>>64068087
What emotions does this picture convey?
>>64067601
MEDIOCRE
>>64068198
Isaacs be like "Why am I here?"
>>64067318
this is yours. it gave me a bad dream
>What kind of emotions are being conveyed here?
i-got-cast-as-the-lead-in-a-bujjilion-dollar-movie-franchise-but-can't-act
>>64068223
>long teeth, wouldn't bang
>>64067652
inorite? it's like she was never in boyscouts
>>64067925
no one, because she has yet to be romanced.
>finn relationship is completely platonic indicated by friendzoned forehead kiss.
>>64067358
this
Its fucking amazing...
>>64067318
>please be my dad, please be my dad
>>64067318
She looks smug as fuck.
>>64068412
MAURY MAURY MAURYMAURY
>>64068043
The Nuremburg rally reference was obvious but, yeah it felt like Mitchell & Webb were having a go at the Empire from the original trilogy.
>>64067318
the emotion of being attached to cute feet
>>64067358
Same thing with adam driver. He's both ugly but alright looking at the same time. Though he just looks straight up horrible in that one bad picture people keep posting where he has short greasy hair.
>>64068298
nice deflection
>>64068516
Cuckantino pls go
>>64067747
seriously it was overlong and felt cheap
it was like jj abrams couldn't figure out how to make a dramatic finisher without immediately resorting to "360 helicopter panorama"
>>64067318
'$300K is 300,000 times what my "talents" are worth... holy shit!, is this acting gig easy!'
>>64068628
She should have done this first one for free, tbqh.
>>64067318
>join the marines they said
>seemed like a good idea at the time
>>64068624
Ayy
She seems nice desu
>>64067358
Like a Pug or Boston Terrier
>>64067397
she's 19.
>>64067925
>tfw no romantico flamingo Hispanic bf like Isaac
>>64069118
KEK
FLAMENCO
HONESTLY LATIN DANCES ARE A DIAMOND DOZEN
>>64069180
GOOD TASTE MATE
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
She looks like a little kid who's way in over her head and who runs back to daddy so he could fix things.
Stupid waifu side feelings making me feel conflicted. I don't wan no waifu, man
>>64069212
>>64069180
WHERE CAN I GO TO SEDUCE A LATINO DANCER?
>>64068043
Real talk, it wasn't subtle in the OT either.
>>64067620
How the fuck do they even have it? Wasn't it dropped down an exhaust shaft in Bespin? You know, that city that located in the upper reaches of a gas giant?
>>64067601
pretty hot in this pic
>>64067318
>>64067614
Put yourself in Boyega's shoes. You've had a rough life, growing up black in a bad hood in Britain, but you've always wanted to be a good person; you went to your dad's church everyday after all. Your career is finally taking off, even if your best role so far has been a thug. And then you get noticed. For fucking Star Wars. The new Star Wars that's going to be a sure hit. You're going to be working for Disney, going to be seen by millions of people all around the world.
But before that you have to do something. He's sitting right in front of you, with that weird shine on his eyes behind the thick rim of his glasses, with that gross smile which contorts all his face, and you and her are naked on the bed. The camera's rolling. Is this how they do casting in America? You really are not exactly sure what's wrong with her face, but there's something about it... the shape of her head, her teeth. But you need to go through with this, you have no choice. He's told you to put a red tie on for some reason, and also to howl as loud as you can. Your length was deemed "disappointing", so now you're wearing a plastic prostetic; his friends are hard to please he says. At least you have the relief of knowing no one else will ever see what you're about to do.
Ready... Set... Action.
almost hopelessness pleading for one last chance to save the universe because the first order literally only came about because luke went into hiding from shame
>>64071217
No reason to believe it was ejected from Bespin. Lando's people found it. Han's got a bustling city to run so he hands it off to Maz who intends to get it to Han when he stops in next. And what do you know? There he is!
>>64071619
Lando has a bustling city to run I mean.
>>64071531
> ywn pound it
Just throw me into a pit of zombies already ;_;
closed mouth emotions, which is different from the open mouth emotions that they were staring sharing just moments before.
>>64067601
What did she do to her eyebrows?
>>64071619
Why wouldn't it have been? Luke was ejected down the same shaft.
>>64067318
Like an old Star Wars fan meeting Mark Hamill for the first time.
>>64069180
DUDE
FLAMENCO
LMAO
Looks like a poor man's Knightley or Hershlag. Even in their prime.
>>64074887
>even in their prime
You mean even out of their prime right?
Otherwise you're just complimenting Ridley you mong.
>>64067925
If she goes with Finn, I will nuke israel
>>64067417
Underrated post
>>64075992
underrated samefag
>>64067925
neither, poe and finn are looking at each other she's just in the way
>>64076012
T U M B L R
U
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B
L
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>>64067318
>i climbed a mountain to give you this. hurry up and take it because i need to take a shit
>>64075982
Poe is way over her league to be honest family.
>>64076005
No lol, I entered the thread, saw the post and chuckled. I really found it funny. Although to be fair, I had a similar thought as that anon. She looks like she's basically asking or almost begging him to help her.
>>64067318
Monkey
>>64076102
epic blogpost
subscribed
>>64067925
carrie fisher already told her to stop fucking through the cast like a wildfire
>>64067925
>5'10"
>6'2"
>5'10"
Also Oscar Isaac already fucked Carrie Fisher.
>>64067318
I kinda wish it was never known she got the saber and she showed up only to return it to Luke when she learned of the map on a ONTW to Jaku drop off and the selflessness is what makes Luke train her.
Rather than "eh she gat da force and the saber send her to luke lol"
Everyone else could have learned about the saber post Finn coma.
>>64076005
>he doesn't have the /g/'s script
Hello, rabbit
>>64076134
Source?
>>64067964
;_;
>>64076165
5'10" /= 6'0" ?what?
>>64076134
This is bullshit but I believe it
>>64067318
I cant believe not a single one of you ran it through your autism assistant tool
>>64076335
Why is she sad? She has met a living legend
>>64076205
>>64076333
https://www.yahoo.com/tv/carrie-fisher-daisy-ridley-dont-223400237.htmlits a lie. she actually condones it
>>64067747
It was a drone helicopters aren't allowed that close to the island
>>64076371
She doesn't want to be a jedee
>>64067747
>>64067864
>GET OFF MY LAWN
>>64067318
>please just say cut JJ
>my feet hurt
>>64076335
But what emotions did he try to convey?
>>64076590
>we've shot this scene a dozen times I want to go home
>>64076590
>>64067318
>both stay in the light
>the first time and they didn't speak at all
What JJ's ingenius mind meant by this?
>>64076590
I cant read it myself but im told its mainly anger
>>64069316
>>64076590
Rey is there like "Shit's fucked, we need you back." And Luke is like, "Fuck, shit's fucked, not this shit again."
>>64076654
Looks like suspicion to me
>>64076590
>just glad to be working
![han-solo-return-of-the-jedi_612x380[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b23Ppuk.jpg "han-solo-return-of-the-jedi_612x380[1].jpg")
What do you think Han thought when he gets stabbed by his own son? What goes through a father's mind when shit like that happens?
the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS9LPPOIEZM
>>64067525
Yoda and Obi-wan actually at had no choice but to do so seeing as sheev took power of the Republic.
Luke exiling himself is dumb tho and makes no sense.
>>64076701
"That fucking bitch. I knew this was going to happen."
>>64076701
>Leia made me sell the Falcon for this fuck.
Thats what my dad used to think when I was giving him shit. Landrover this. Landrover that.
>>64076701
>I should have abused him more as a child.
>>64067318
>that long ass terrible scene of her handing Luke the lightsaber with all those bizarre aerial shots
What the fuck was JJ thinking?
>>64067525
>>64076732
In the opening crawl, doesn't it say he goes into exile because they can't risk the last of the Jedi dying? So he goes into hiding for a while until a new generation of Force-sensitive people (Rey) is ready to take on the First Order / Knights of Ren / Snoke. Then they have some insurance where as long as someone is alive, they can keep training Jedi to throw at the baddies.
>>64067358
Same with Driver man.
>>64076732
Look what happened last time Jedi involved themselves in politics.
>>64076701
"i've made a huge mistake, but Leia wasn't here to see it"
>>64076701
>his ears are fucking grotesque and I'm not sure if my genes could allow that to happen
>>64076783
they reshot that like a month before release but yeah awful helicopter shot
>>64067318
>strong female character
>looks like a man
>>64076786
>In the opening crawl, doesn't it say he goes into exile because they can't risk the last of the Jedi dying
Nope, it only states Luke's vanished/gone missing and that both the New Republic and the First Order are looking for him.
I think it's Leia that reveals where he went to Finn, saying the got broken up over the betrayal and blamed it on himself.
Even if that were true it's still stupid because >force ghosts and Luke being the last Jedi has already risked himself plenty of times before.
>>64067318
Puzzlement?
>>64076849
Obviously because Rey is best boy and Kylo is best girl.
He obviously went to exile to wait for Rey to grow up so he can train her to save the galaxy
>>64067358
She's the cool little lil sister you never had, and never got to do cool things with ;_;
>>64067470
She did a nude scene before :^]
Played the same role as she did now, dead.
Who else ready for Episode 8, the carbon copy of Empire to go with Episode 7's carbon copy of ANH?
>Rey training with Luke
>Finn and Poe have solo adventures
>Finn gets captured
>Rey has to save him
>Fight with Kylo/Snoke at the end where Kylo "wins"
>>64076590
>I thought I had a son.
>>64076335
She is being fingered by the producer to show more emotion. Getting a big role aint free
>>64076590
He's hungry.
>>64071126
Yeah, but it wasn't hilariously overplayed in the OT either.
It felt more like a portrayal of Nazi Germany, than a parody of it.
>>64077025
For you?
>>64077063
For a woman
>>64076701
"This should have happened 30 years ago"
I feel for Harrison. He doesn't buy into the bullshit at all.
>>64067525
Because there failures rape the galaxy raw and dry style.
>>64076590
"DO I NEED TO SMACK A BITCH?"
>>64076797
Han got cucked by Chewbacca, Kylo's face is pretty much what a Wookie's looks like when hairless. When Kylo killed Han, he became dead to Chewie.
>>64076654
I think there is more contempt there that the machine thinks.
>Suprise 0.00001
It's like Luke knew this day would come.
So Rey was the one who killed all the Padawans, right?
>>64068198
From left to right: Fake hype, disgust, mockery
it looks some combination of fear, apprehension and anxiety
probably something like "fuck, im a terrible actress and literally everyone is gonna see this movie"
>>64076701
>why did sheev make abortion illegal
>>64078307
Knights of Rey
>>64078307
she put on a mask and started the dark side schism. Kylo was her protege. Luke btfoed both her and kylo. Kylo manages to escape, vowing to avenge his master. Rei gets mind wiped by Luke who can't bring himself to kill his aunt (she is the daughter of the force like anakin was) and sent in exile to planet jakku. Kylo dons her mask and finds a new master, Snoku (Darth Plagueis, who conjured the creation of both anakin and rey using the force)
there is actually a rule of three: a master, an apprentice, and the eternal Darth Plagueis ensuring the survival of the dark side from behind the scenes in case both master and apprentice get killed.
FInal confrontation is between rey, luke, ben, anakin's half darth vader half anakin ghost, vs Snoku. Snoku's line, towards anakin\rey: "Anakin, Rey, I am your father". Towards Luke:" Luke, I am your grandfather". Towards Kylo" Ben, I am your grand-grandfather".
>>64078589
>eternal Darth Plagueis
bretty good
yfw Rey is a chestlet
>>64078687
>puffy nips
>visible nip holes
Is she a slutty anime?
>>64078687
perfect nips
>>64078687
is this what chestlets look like when you fuck them?
ew
Bruh this was basically just the ending to Pokemon Gold/Silver.
>>64076590
>disappointment of the last 2 hours
What emotions are being conveyed here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1stwnj944mA
>>64078976
>ywn be a part of a threesome with daisy and oscar where oscar accidentally slips his cock in you ass
why even live?
>>64078687
Shit, why does she look like Kiera Knightley so much?!
>>64078976
LIKE AN EVIAN BOTTLE
>>64067358
>She's ugly and cute at the same time
>It's hard to explain
fuck, spot on
>>64078976
Oscar is the man
>>64068334
>Thinks "friendzoning" actually exists in a Disney movie
Rey doesn't kiss Finn on the lips because Rey isn't aware Finn is in love with her, you dumb faggot.
I think she overacted the emotion with her face. Or it lasted too long. I think she kept her face like that for the whole 10 seconds or something. I kept thinking: " stop staring at him like this and give him the damn thing already".
>>64067614
They tried to hire Me as the lead, but I would refuse to come close to the xenophobe
>its infected
>burn it
>this isn't an alien mask?
>Can I remove this mask?
>you mean she will die??
i was too afraid of interstellar diseases to be quite perfectly honest
The weird thing is, why is the lightsaber about 50% fatter than in the OT?
>>64079109
Sabe's Granddaughter confirmed! Prequel haters BTFO!
>>64076852
that's a good trick!
>>64079301
Fuck you, it’s the same camera flash the original was made from.
>>64079301
This. I also thought the lightsabers were grotesquely big
>>64079301
Yeah and it has a new stupid sound when it turns on
>>64079301
>>64079363
>>64078687
Literally perfect breasts.
>>64067506
Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango
>>64079502
http://www.partsofsw.com/esbsksab.htm
>>64076852
gr8 scene
>>64068523
Adam is decent when you can't see those freakshow ears
>>64076701
>mfw im finally done with this horseshit
>>64067318
>FUCK THE PATRIARCHY GIRL POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>64067318
Why the smug face?
>>64076590
>"Can we just get this fucking scene already I almost fell off of this fucking rock"
>>64079700
>we will never have actors like this againI was talking about Alec Guinness
>>64067525
>do or do not, there is no try
>if at first you don't succeed, try again
Pick one
>>64067885
>ass to ass...
>>64067318
You know why this scene is so weird? Because there is no context IRL that a woman would ever make that face. Women have no honor
>>64067318
Everyone is hating on this, but its the one damn subtle scene in the movie.
>Hey everyone, Kylo Ren is conflicted about turning to the dark side...just to make that 100% clear we're going to hit you over the head about it
>Hurr the First Order is evil, lets essentially have them do a Nazi parade just to make sure the audience understands that
>See this is a homage to A New Hope...we even have a shitty new deathstar
Even Lucas was able to convey Anakin's conflict about turning to the dark side in Episode 3 with some subtle scenes (crying after he kills the Separatists).
The ending was at least subtle in telling the audience that Rey is Luke's daughter (Leia hugging her....Luke's longing look at Rey...Rey finally finding her family)
>>64080144
That's got to be the most fitting and logical way I ever heard someone explain an apparent plot hole in Star Wars.
The worst thing is, the more I think about it, the more sense it makes within the OT's context, for at least Yoda. Damn.
>>64080214
true dat
>>64080287
You might be right, and if it turns out she was Luke's daughter, this might actually be a good scene (minus the helicopter shot as the closing shot).
I'm kind of worried though that they'll play it as a red herring. After all, the entire Luke speech was a red herring about Luke's involvement.
>>64067318
Hey dad, your nephew killed your/my friend. Can you chill?
>>64080074
>>64067525
Like someone already said, first two were fugitives and didn't have a choice.
Luke bailed because he felt that he failed and had to go back to basics to make things right again. He also wasn't keen on killing ANOTHER member of his own family.
>>64071594
Is this a leak of the Episode VIII treatment script?
>>64067620
Because Star Wars has always been just a glorified attempt at a modern fairy tale. Anakin's lightsaber is just a stand in for a cookie cutter mystical totem like Excaliber.
>>64068087
what is even going on in this picture?
>>64079301
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_FieJToFKc
>>64080517
Yes, Daisy is leaking
>>64067533
Fuck you Amerifat.
Leaks are out
>Kylo kills all of Lukes Padawans except for Rey
>Kylo couldn't bring himself to kill Rey so he mindwiped her and left her on Jakku by herself so she wouldn't ever reconnect with the force
>Luke thought all his padawans including Rey were dead
>Luke goes into hiding to gather enough power to kill Snoke
>Luke doesn't know Rey is his daughter
>Rey's mother is Felicity Jones' character in Rogue One
>>64067358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFeUrC2gR30
SHE'S A TWO FACE
>>64080705
I had hoped Rey wasn't part of the Skywalker lineage. Lame. This is almost as annoying as when X-Men started revolving entirely around Scott and Jean's offspring.
>>64071601
this
>>64080287
I will be supremely disappointed if she turns out to be Luke's kid. That is extremely lazy writing and besides, why wouldn't Han and Leia and Chewie have said anything if she had been?
>>64079700
Obi Wan's expression is perfect.
>>64078976
Her panties must be as wet as the Amazon rainforest.
>>64079154
Pretty facial structure fucked up by not having enough skin to cover her mouth and having beady eyes
>>64080287
This isn't referring to your post, but that pic - speaking of subtlety, I love the way Guinness gave a small hesitant pause before answering.
And the small smile he gives when he's facing his death, pic related.
Fuck, Guinness was incredible, especially for someone who was really kind of phoning it in. Best performance in any Star Wars movie.
A yearning for guidance.
>>64080086
I actually think Hamill was right for the job, even if he wasn't a good actor in the most traditional sense. He seems as earnestly wholesome and charming as he looks. He's supposed to be a kid, and he evoked that with his looks and his demeanor. That's what matters, not some imaginary dick measuring contest like range or melodramatic passion.
I am a sad monkey
>>64076852
anyone have reys face when she bypasses the compressor?
>>64067318
Seems a bit stressed. Wouldn't blame her though, she went through quite a lot of shit to get there.
why did you abandon me on that shithole of a planet daddy?
>>64068624
>tfw I JUST got this joke
God, I'm literally retarded.
>>64067470
All I could think when she was on screen was "why didn't they just get Keira Knightley"?
It's not like her role in TPM was big
>>64067318
She's sad she has a fat face.
>>64082277
they can pay her a lot less shekels that keira
>>64081160
See, as much as it's not exactly suprising, I will be mad as all hell if she's anything other than a Skywalker.
Star Wars has always relvolved around that family, for better or worse and to me it just wouldn't be the same without the main protagonist being one of them.
Plus Hamill and Ridley look a bit like a believable father and daughter.
>>64080214
It's like these movies take place in a different age and different place than the ones we inhabit today
>>64067318
>JUST IT TAKE YOU DUMB FUCK GODDAMNIT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT I WENT THROUGH TO GET THIS? JESUS CHRIST JUST TAKE IT AND SAY SOMETHING YOU FUCKER.
>>64082277
too pretty/expensive
>>64067925
whom*
>>64067318
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
