>Simon: You know, you look pretty good for your age.
>Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
So question. Aside from the obvious sexual undertone here, what the hell was that joke about? I didn't get it.
>>64062322
He was trying to use humor to make himself feel better in a bizarre situation where he's completely out of his depth. Making a snarky remark about her looking good for her age was supposed to be surrealist humor using a "normal" comment.
>>64062449
No I meant her statement.
>>64062476
Santa lives for thousands of years.
>>64062476
I'm confused that you're confused. I got this entire joke when I was a little kid. How are you baffled by this tired assed joke?
>>64062322
When I was a young kid I had a crush on this girl
>>64062542
unfortunately I lack knowledge of this joke, so I'm either very dense or I dont get the reference
Especially since that whole "sorry, but I have a boyfriend" is CURRENTLY A MEME.
>>64062618
"Have a bf" isn't the part. "wrapping." Why in wrapping?
>>64062571
It sounds like you may have autism and I suggest professional treatment and ceasing usage of the internet immediately.
>>64062649
That's not a relavent part of the joke. Example: "why did the chicken cross the road." What type of animal it is has no real bearing on the joke as a whole.
>>64062721
Well fuck I worried for nothing
>>64062649
Because they're elves and elves make presents.
>>64062649
she's dating someone who works in the wrapping department.
>>64062743
so she's seeing someone in presents?
>>64062753
okay this makes a lot more sense
>>64062760
Yes. Get it? They're fucking elves.
>>64062760
No, she's seeing someone who works in the wrapping department. When you say someone is "in something" in an office setting, that's what it means.
what did he mean by this?
>this fucking thread
How do actual retards manage to get here to ask such moronic things?
>>64062794
Wait. That's what had you confused? That Christmas elves have a department for wrapping christmas presents? Wut
>>64062888
great question, would anyone like to answer it?
>>64062897
No moreso the saying
>>64062920
Ikr. Like how did OP even manage to bang those keys together in the right order to ask that question? Holy fuck.
What the fuck is he even saying? She's like 10 or some shit, how could she look any better, if she was a toddler?
Does Santa Claus fuck babies?
OP, every time you hear a joke do you just stop and say to yourself "We need to go deeper..."?
>>64063024
he loved them elves
>>64063024
Did you even see the fucking movie? She tells him she's like a thousand years old. THEY'RE GOD DAMN FUCKING MAGIC ELVES WHO LIVE IN THE GOD DAMN NORTH FUCKING POLE! YOU STUPID FUCK.
>>64063069
>it's NOT child porn she CLEARLY says she's a 1000-year-old alien
nice try pedo
>>64063082
Valid and relevant satire /10
>>64063082
Now I havent seen this movie in a long time but I'm pretty sure the elves weren't aliens.
>>64062926
Quick question is english not your first language or you just thought that her boyfriend was foreverial tied up in bologna wrapping paper?
>>64063242
I thought the wrapping was some obscure joke aside from the obvious "seeing someone"
>>64063158
so you admit it you rat fuck
>>64063275
Not that guy. And besides. Looking good for one's age isn't sexual. My phone looks good for it's age but I'm not trying to fuck it.
>>64062322
The Elf is hundreds or thousands of years old. She assumes Tim Allen is hitting on her because she's an adult and he's an adult.
Anything beyond that is typical female bullshit of thinking anytime you compliment them you're trying to get into their panties.
Also old white a usually pedophiles
>>64063640
>implied pedophilia on christmas eve on /tv/
Nothing different
>>64062322
She's getting fucked by a nigger elf rapper and Tim Allen's getting cucked.
what don't you understand?
she says she is like 1200 years old
he says you look good for your age
are you retarded?
BRO IT'S OK SHE'S 20,000 YEARS OLD.
he snorted coke out of her pussy
>>64062322
remember when Tim Allen got busted for selling coke at the Detroit airport?
Then how he was facing 25+ years and sold out his partners?
good times
>>64066097
He was a good friend
>>64066063
Just like my animes
>>64066097
>Selling it
>Not snorting it.
>this thread
>proving why /tv/ is the most autistic board
thanks again.
>leaving out the previous line where she states she is 1000 so you can make this stupid thread
English isn't my native language and I don't get it either.
Why would she say "I'm seeing someone in wrapping"? What the fuck does this even mean? I know what wrapping means, ofc.
>>64066200
The humor comes from her talking like an adult and treating the whole elf present-making thing as a corporation.
Sort of how someone working in a corporation building would say "did you see that new guy from sales?" referring to the sales department.
Or, "that chick from human resources is hot".
>>64066240
>Or, "that chick from human resources is hot".
Said no one ever. HR are the worst people in existence, only there to make your work a living hell
isnt she like hundreds of years old?
its a quip you mongs
>>64066310
So it would be legal?
>>64066200
She means the wrapping department, the same way any other organization would have, say, R&D or packing.
I think you won't even understand that, so I'll spell it out: she means she is dating (sexually interested in) someone who works in a specific department (the wrapping department, meaning he wraps gifts, probably) of Santa's organization.
>>64066200
there are words which are obviously implied because of the situation. first off, you know that seeing someone means "dating", right? so she is dating someone in wrapping. now if you're not retarded, you can see that the situation is reminiscent of asking a coworker out, since they ARE coworkers. yet she's rejecting him by saying she's seeing someone in wrapping. that's like saying she's seeing someone in shipping if she worked at a factory. as in the shipping department of the company. but she's an elf. so it's the wrapping department of the company. so she's seeing someone who works in the wrapping department of the company. this takes 0 seconds for a native english speaker to interpret because it's in a familiar format, so the blanks are automatically filled in
>>64062707
R: 54 / I: 2
>>64066408
>there are words which are obviously implied because of the situation. first off, you know that seeing someone means "dating", right?
No, I didn't know this. This was the problem.
>>64066337
It's covered by the Santa-Elf Clause.
