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2015-12-24 22:26:56 Post No. 64055053
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2015-12-24 22:26:56
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Just saw this peace of cinematic shit. I almost don’t know were to start.
Billy Valentine is a boring, generic Mary Sue. He starts the film with no job, no home, and properly has a drinking and a drug problem too. After he has been hired by the Dukes, we se him master the principals of stock exchange, THE VERY FIRST DAY AT WORK! His supernatural “feeling” of when to sell completely triumphs Mortimer Dukes endless years of training and education, and he earns a lot of money to the company.
At the final battle, the young inexperienced Valentine goes head to head with the two Duke brothers, but yet again our hero shows a godlike gift for stock exchange, and trashes the Duke’s. And don’t try to defend the Dukes by arguing that they were in an emotional state because they were gambling with all their money, or arguing that they where just (almost) shot by a bearded creature (Winthorphe as Santa). The Dukes superior training should have completely destroyed Valentine.
In short, Valentine may be the biggest Mary Sue yet, and I have no idea how you plebs can enjoy this shitfest of a movie because of him.
