Can we have a To Catch a Predator thread?
This is Lorne Armstrong. He's a 36-year-old man who had a 407-page long chat with a 13 year old decoy named "Kayla." From his chat log:
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 12:18:33 AM): if you were sucking on my penis right now you wouldn’t have been hungry lol
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 12:18:44 AM): especially if i were to cum lol
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 12:19:09 AM): huh
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 12:19:10 AM): do you know what that means?
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 12:19:23 AM): you know what cum is right?
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 12:19:25 AM): not shur wat u mean
kayla_princess94 (10/07/07 12:19:32 AM): yeah
lorne_a_20014 (10/07/07 12:20:45 AM): ok, well if you were sucking on my penis right now, there would come a point where i would cum, so if you were sucking on it right now and i cummed, it would go right in your mouth then you could swallow it and you wouldn’t be hungry any more lol
What a dirtbag, right? Here's the night he was crucified in Bowling Green by Chris Hansen: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mpyqi
He's one of the most hilarious predators on the show, IMO. He has plenty of famous quotes: "I TOUGHT YOU HAD BWOND HAIIIIIR!" and "can I have a kiss first? I want a kiss, first! Can I have a kiss first?" -- and these don't even touch the audio clips of his phone calls, which have been used in prank calls countless times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zAkXgsoO7M (Lorne Armstrong calls Petsmart)
Personally, I'm obsessed with this guy. If you watch his segment on To Catch a Predator, especially after knowing what he said to a 13-year-old decoy, you can't help but love to hate him. He's an exceptionally hilarious sort of scumbag. I hope you'll give Lorne a chance; the lulz I've had at this guys' expense are truly numerous.
What confuses me more than anything else is how they keep going while getting so little out of it
All the decoys ever say are
>hi
>OK
>sure
>im good
>huh?
What the fuck do these guys get out if it. They're essentially talking to themselves.
Get off the computer Lorne
>>64052017
Oh man. His Maine accent is icing on the cake.
> at no point is an underage person ever engaged in any part of the situation
> somehow get arrested for interacting with someone who is under age
American Christian sharia law is barbaric
>Entrapment: The show
This shit makes me sick, fuck you for supportinh this awful series
>>64052193
" at no point is an underage person ever engaged in any part of the situation"
>pretending like this is somehow a bad thing
>implying the reason that no children are engaged by the predators isn't solely due to the actions of law enforcement
Butthurt predator spotted.
>>64052017
the guy that got caught twice in a day was fucking hilarious
>>64052250
It's not entrapment because:
Perverted Justice is not a legal entity.
They don't approach the predators; they approach the decoys.
Underage status is clearly stated at the beginning of the conversation & decoy's profile.
Predators are always the first to bring up sex.
You know what makes me sick? Guys who use the Internet to prey on little kids for their twisted fantasies.
>>64052325
Go to bed, Chris
> you can only love people of a certain age range
Why do christfags pretend to be any better than ISIS?
One of my fav moments was the guy in a ghillie suit jumping out of a bush to tackle a predator.
>>64052193
Pedo detected
>>64052085
>What the fuck do these guys get out if it. They're essentially talking to themselves.
They get the illusion of a innocent young mind/body. Thats all they need, they are projecting their pedophilia fantasies with a target they THINK is innocent/naive.
Their attraction is mostly stemming from innocence/naivety perceived from sheltered young kids. You provide them the illusion of a naive young kid and they incriminate themselves with walls of text that the decoy didn't even have to coerce out of them.
The show is funny for this reason. Only scumbag pedophiles sympathize with other scumbag pedos. Anyone actually caught by To Catch a Predator is a fucking disgusting retard that deserves to be laughed at for being so fucking stupid.
>>64052448
Makes sense to me. How the fuck can you get arrested for something you didn't actually do?
I could understand if there were actual kids involved, but it's a bunch of adults pretending to be kids. Since when is roleplaying illegal?
The rabbi was the best.
He drove like 200 miles to fuck a thirteen year old boy in the ass. Seeing his life literally end and his reaction to it was grade A television.
JUST
>>64052570
>go online
>search child porn
>get arrested
b-b-but officer it wasn't me, I didn't actually do the porn I just watched it!
>be 30+ years old
>search for young kids online
>start sex chatting them for usually no reason
>keep going even when the "kids" pretend to have no clue what youre talking
>agree to meet this kid who supposedly home alone
>show up with beer/alcohol (almost every time)
>get arrested
b-b-but officer I didn't actually bang the kids yet, I just tried to!
>>64052648
>The rabbi was the best
Have you read about his recent adventures? Google his name
>>64052657
How the fuck is this shit going to work now?
These days everyone has Skype and shit, and in a split second you can be talking to someone over mic and have a webcam on. How are they going to fake this shit?
>>64052017
OH GAWRD
>>64052698
older pedos still rely on chat rooms because they cannot into computers
>>64052673
More like
>Go online
>Get arrested for child porn
How can these people be arrested for trying to have sex with kids, when there was no kids involved?
It's like getting arrested for murder when all you did was play a video game and killed a character in the game. Shits not real.
> amerifats Christian radicals (I know that's being repetitive) ruin peoples lives because they're terrified of sex: the show
This is why the civilized world laughs at jesusland
These threads always trigger the resident pedos.
>>64052570
Because those guys aren't role playing. They're attempting to fuck little kids. all bets are off when these assholes actually come to (what they think) is a kids house to fuck.
That actually became this shows' undoing. This Texas prosecutor had been talking dirty to a fake little boy and then decided not to come fuck him. Hansen and the cops showed up at his house anyway because he had still technically broken laws, well he shot himself while they were outside.
His sister got a huge settlement from NBC and the show was cancelled soon after.
>>64052698
>How are they going to fake this shit?
CGI lollies played by Anthony Serkis
>>64052732
Bullshit. Even 70 year olds these days have Skype.
Infact, the moment someone says they don't have skype is pretty much a red flag. They're bullshitting about something.
>While we Perverted Justice members were not surprised that a rabbi had hit me up for sex, the general public was shocked and outraged.
>>64052693
Yeah I did a few weeks ago, I saw that essentially his new temple banned him from coming back because he's a diddler.
>>64052767
It's like arresting someone for murder because they "attempted" to murder a mannequin.
It doesn't even make fucking sense.
>>64052815
Sure it does.
>>64052777
it looks like the cunny is back on the menu, boys!
>>64052745
Foreign kid diddler spotted
>>64052777
trips say this will happen... please in pictured position
if dubs this position for entire cgi'd convo
>>64052777
got a good chuckle off that :)
> don't have sex with kid
> get arrested for having sex with kid
Amerifats everyone , lol
>>64052744
What a shitty analogy you've thought up, you seem real fucking bright
>>64052777
I'd watch that
>>64052918
But it's the same fucking thing.
If you have every intention of murdering someone, but end up shooting up a mannequin, you can't be arrested for murder.
If you have every intention of fucking a little kid, but end up meeting a 40 year old dude pretending to be a kid, why can you be arrested for this?
Where I live, this shit wouldn't hold up. It's called legal impossibility, you should google it.
>>64053071
But it's not.
>>64053071
Fuck where you live.
>>64053107
>>64053155
Seriously, google legal impossibility.
You cannot be arrested for attempting to commit a crime when it is functionally impossible for you to commit said crime with your current actions.
It is impossible to meet up with and fuck a little kid when no little kids are involved. Even if you talk to someone and set up a time and location to meet and even go there to meet the person. At the end of the day you cannot fuck a kid because there is no kid.
who was best decoy?
>>64053071
Assuming the Mannequin is in a store then you would get arrested for shooting the gun there. Any more ridiculous shit you want to make up? Or is this when you claim you were just baiting people for the lulz?
>>64053504
You'd be arrested for discharging a weapon. Not for murdering someone.
>>64053533
The point of this entire argument is about someone getting arrested. In that scenario you still get arrested.
>>64052193
Yeah alot of these are entrapment. Most never get charged but is labelled as a sex offender
>>64053605
>If you have every intention of murdering someone, but end up shooting up a mannequin, you can't be arrested for murder.
>but end up shooting up a mannequin, you can't be arrested for murder.
>you can't be arrested for murder.
>arrested for murder.
>murder
You should check your reading comprehension.
>>64053071
If I have a bunch of guns and plans to shoot up the White House how can I be arrested for that?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_(criminal)
>>64053207
Seriously, get fucked lorne
>>64053668
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossibility_defense
You can't fuck a kid when there were never any kids to fuck in the first place.
>>64053224
>obviously little debbie brownies
What a hack
>>64052815
It's like finding out that someone is planning to murder someone and arresting them when they go to the person's house to do it.
>>64053207
In that same google definition is a bit at the bottom
under the Model Penal Code, the defendant can be guilty of the attempted crime if the facts being the way she thought they were would indeed make it a crime; however, she would not be guilty of the completed crime, because the crime was never completed.
the facts being the way they thought
as in they believed the person to be underage as a fact
most of you probably got sexually interested at ages 11 to 14, but no a being of that age can't consent, no i totally wasn't aware of what i wanted at 13! fuck that bullshit, it's because of this type of retarded thinking that 14yos can go and shoot, stab other kids their ages and get out of prison at 18, fuck you cuck america and all retards supporting shows like these
>he chatted with a 14yo
>lets sting his ass and ruin his life forever, for wanting a relationship with a consenting and intelligent person
damn you americucks are retarded as fuck
>>64055293
What country spawns pedos like you ? If you dont mind me asking
>>64055381
i've always had love interests and SOs older than me, so yeah your argument doesn't work to well here
>>64053071
Well you could be arrested for attempted murder
>>64052325
Also:
"In criminal law, entrapment is a practice whereby a law enforcement agent induces a person to commit a criminal offense that the person would have otherwise been unlikely to commit. It is a conduct that is generally discouraged and thus, in many jurisdictions, it's a possible defense against criminal liability."
It's hard to argue that these people are being induced to do something they otherwise wouldn't, seeing as no one is forcing the pedo to actually do anything and they can break off the conversation anytime they want. If they cops were saying "come have sex with me or I'll kill your family" it would be a different story. But they aren't, so it isn't.
>>64052193
this is it, there's never an actual law broken.
There's no victim.
>>64056681
Look, i don't mindless hate pedos or anything. But they had very bad intentions, and they would end up hurting a kid. So i do think they should be helped to control their impulses. But i don't think they should be exposed on /tv/ like that. If they want to do it they should at least censor their faces.
>>64052325
>They don't approach the predators; they approach the decoys.
>Predators are always the first to bring up sex.
While this is true, once anything sexual is even remotely implied the decoys seem to be able to say whatever the fuck they want and several of these losers were clearly baited into it.
That one with the 19 year old who had clearly gone through some arrested development is downright sick. The decoy started talking about how she's already fucked guys, and her last boyfriend was his age etc. Basically doing anything and everything to hook some teenager who was probably half the age of the person he was actually talking to.
>>64052648
it's all fun and games until you get caught :^)
>>64052815
Youre a fucking retard
>>64056903
This desu senpai, most of these fucks probably belong in an institution
>>64057221
So what bitch? Doesn't make it right. The law is the law. Until the legal age is 12 STFU
>>64052017
Can't find the actual video of this ANYWHERE
>>64052193
>>64052570
>>64052815
It's more like if someone tried to steal a $2,000 laptop from a store but when they get caught, it turns out unbeknownst to them they had an empty display box. How culpable are they still for the attempted theft of a $2,000 object, is the intent enough on its own? That's how we should be looking at it. These pedos aren't completely innocent, they went through with it right to the very end. At the very least, they deserve to be on a sex offender registry.
>>64052698
>>64052778
Didn't they used to have really petite of-age decoys that greeted the targets at the door and went into another room before Chris Hansen asked the target to have a seat? They can probably use them in Skype sessions. Shit, having video footage of those old bastards saying all the awful things they want to do to the supposedly-underage girl is even more damning than text logs.
>>64055293
>kids
>intelligent
heh
>>64052017
Where can I watch this guy's actual arrest? Youtube is full of dumb memer soundboards
>>64052017
any pix of kayla?
>>64052745
t. Roman Polanski
>>64053224
link to ama?
Ohhhh watching pedos get caught on television makes me so happy.
