> Gets slaughtered by Kylo
> Literally takes a saber straight down his spine
> By the time he is taken to the Falcon, he should be dead
> Hey guys, it is okay he still has a pulse.
How?
Selective breeding by plantation owners.
>>64047763
It was just a scratch. Star wars has the technology to give robot hans I'm sure they can give him a robotic spin.
UNLESS disney is going to put him in a wheel chair to get the disabled audience.
Fug i hope nigga will die, srsly
>>64047763
how does he know how to lightsaber?
he even injured kylo
>>64047795
Done in one
>>64047849
Bc Kylo is pleb master. He didn't finish his training and Finn got a lucky shot
Lightsaber are shit unless you're lopping off limbs, they automatically cauterise any wound they inflict, defeating the object of any weapon used like a sword, which is to slash open big holes in people so they bleed out.
>>64047827
>robot hans
JJ's cuck fetish and Disney execs were too scared of killing the black guy first after focusing the advertisement on the diverse cast
>>64047849
>IT'S OVER, KYLO, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
>>64047763
Black lives matter.
>>64047827
>you will never get spun by a robot
>>64047763
JUSTICE4TR8-V0N
>>64047795
More like natural selection on the boats and slaving routes in africa.
The general idea with slaves that even if only 10% survived you're still making money.
>>64047998
>tfw this age of star wars contains no force-jump duels as the legend of anakin's triple-amputation is passed down by both jedi and sith alike
Why didn't Finn get put in a healing tank?
>>64048174
discrimination
>>64047763
I don't think you know how spinal injuries work.
>>64047763
If he was white JJ would have killed him
the heart can still beat without the connection to the brain
>>64047763
>Finn, that wheelchair is MIIINE!
>>64048466
I don't think you do.
> By how he got slashed, that shit should be in two. By how close Ren was to him and how long his saber was, he should've been cut into 2 pieces of meat, but let's just ignore that.
> Pick his body up like a bag and runs to the ship.
> What is bleeding out?
> Has a heartbeat guys! We all good.
>>64048607
>He doesn't take into consideration the cauterizing effects of the lightsaber.
>>64048607
>bleeding out
>>64048680
> Doesn't realize that Kyli got shot by a laser and WAS BLEEDING.
Is getting BTFO your fetish or something?
>>64048723
Lightsabers have always resulted in bloodless wounds in humans, though.
>>64047763
What are the chances that Luke or Rey after training with Luke, will somehow heal Finn using Plagueis like midichlorian manipulation shit?
>>64048680
His spine got sliced with a laser sword that cuts through metal like butter.
But through the miraculous power of diversity his pear shaped body is saved from being split into two.
>>64048841
He said humans
That's not a human arm
>>64048167
they had force jumps in the OT too
that's how Luke avoids being put in carbonites
and in the same fight Vader also does a reverse jump landing but trips on his mantle
also in ROTJ Luke force jumps too
>>64048723
>He thinks blasters and lightsabers are the same technology.
I was also really annoyed whenever someone got shot with a LASER and there was blood.
>>64048765
>>64048841
Do you think a lightsaber's energy output can be adjusted to cut like a blade or cauterize?
Since blasters can be set to kill or stun...
>>64047763
>inb4 space wheelchair
>>64048922
Maybe.
>>64048913
They shoot plasma senpai
>>64048956
That would still just burn, and not cut or puncture.
>>64047827
>handicap black guy
>rey is actually a bisexual transgender
>Poe is a black lives matter protestor
>>64048913
Bowcasters don't shoot lasers tho
>>64049037
Bowcasters shoot green bolts and don't throw people around like a force push.
Whatever Chewie had in this movie was different than the shit he used to have, which might explain Han's sudden interest in it.
>>64049081
>Bowcasters shoot green bolts and don't throw people around like a force push.
where? In the EU. Idiot. Fucking idiot
>>64049139
>where
Return of the Jedi, at a speeder bike.
Green bolt.
>>64048858
Can't find a source of that on human. But let me show you something to still disprove you.
A trooper gets shot what do you see? A burned wound? Right? No blood. If what we are told is to be true, Kylo is a human, and so is Finn (Fuck off with races, complicates everything disproving both you and me). So explain to me why a laser, or what naysayers say is plasma, cause kylo bleed? Both should cauterize regardless. Yet Kylo bleeds?
Kylo bleeds because he is moving in combat with an open wound? Finn is moving up and down being carried, hits the floor on his wound hard, yet he wouldn't bleed? Explain that anon.
>>64049081
They shoot quarrels through magnetic propulsion appear as elongated blaster bolts due to the velocity of the bolts.
The propulsion technique gives the quarrels extremely high stopping power. They can be loaded with both standard and explosive-tipped quarrels.Star Wars Roleplaying Game (Second Edition, Expanded & Revised ed.). West End Games. 1996. ISBN 0-87431-435-6.
>>64047763
Lightsabers cauterize any wound they cause instantly
>>64047763
I guess you could say he has unFINNished business.
>>64047763
Finn is snorks snuk. Meaning hes under stucks control and being manipulated. Next movie at the end he will escape the emperor supremes control and reveal how to find snork.
So kylo was a calculated slash. In fact when kylo leans in you can see his mouth move indicating talking
>>64049249
Nice headcannon
>>64048174
I expected the same. Although maybe they don't have that tech available on-base, but I see no reason why they wouldn't.
Maybe they were prepping him for bacta tank immersion and that's where we'll see him in Episode VIII.
>>64049303
Go watch Dooku vs Anakin
ITT : physics, not even once
>>64049221
Kylo got shot with a wookie bowcaster
Those are miniature magnetic railguns that shoot a physical bolt of metal encased in energy, so it would leave a bleeding wound.
>>64049081
>Bowcasters shoot green bolts
I don't like this meme
>>64049221
>>64048841
>>64048723
You really are fucking stupid, aren't you?
>>64049221
That's not a lightsaber wound. All I said was that lightsabers have always cause non-bleeding wounds in humans, and that is absolutely true. Get mad about "race complicating things" (it's actually species, but whatever) but the fact remains that you can't point to a single bleeding lightsaber wound in a human in the entire star wars franchise. Sorry, buddy.
>>64048174
Empire redux - movie starts with Finn convulsing in a healing tube, just as Luke did.
>>64048174
Because Boyega is a little bit of a fatty.
>>64049381
Pointless comment. Stormtroopers didn't even bleed to it. Shit, by your logic, Kylo should be dead after that.
>>64049396
> you are making sense and proving me wrong. So i namecall.
Thanks.
>>64049404
The point was to prove that your comment was invalid. He got shot, HE BLEED. Chewy shot. No BLOOD. Finn sees a trooper shot. He BLEED. Muh species. Previous movies, get shot? No blood. The whole fucking movie was inconsitent. True, I can't prove there will be blood from a saber. But either way, I realize there was no point in this entire argument.
Finn must be dead logically speaking. The size of the saber and how close Kylo was = certain death. So unless you can prove that part, the important part of my OP, anything about bleeding out is not actually relevant. Luke gets hand cut off. Cauterized. Survivable. Finn takes a saber straight down the fucking spine at point blank range. Not survivable. Especially considering saber size and Kylo distance.
>>64047827
Han confirmed for not dead. We can rebuild him, we have the technology.
>>64049714
>Invalid
But it's not. It's completely correct. You're comparing lightsabers to blasters. You wanna compare blaster wounds to other blaster wounds, fine, whatever, but don't say why was Kylo bleeidng when Finn wasn't when they were hit with two different weapons. You're needlessly complicating your argument, not me.
>>64049714
>Stormtroopers didn't even bleed to it
Not visibly. They very easily could have been bleeding under their armor.
>>64049801
Okay. You are right about Finn not bleeding. Still doesn't prevent his death as stated earlier. Apolgies for this long pointless argument about sabers v. blasters.
>>64049803
Possible. But as the saying goes. Need to see it to believe it, which we didn't.
>>64048174
apparently he didn't need one and he couldn't have got his kissu from rey if he was in bacta tank
>>64049903
Well logic would dictate that if Kylo got shot by it and he had a bleeding wound, all the other guys who got shot by it probably were bleeding too.
We don't see it because they cut away from the storm troopers like 2 seconds after they get shot.
>>64049955
Stormtroopers were bleeding from regular shots too. As shown in the intro. So yeah. But in the battle at the grassy planet, it showed the troopers shot wounds with no blood, just all black. Both on the gear and skin. Anyways jeez, I am dropping this. Fuck, there are so many inconsitencies with blasters that I can't go on.
