Its 2015. Lucas never sold Star Wars to Disney.
Lucas comes up to you and says he needs some more edits done to the trilogies. You need to kill off and save one characters from each the prequels and the OT. Groups of characters are acceptable, for example: all jawas.
Who do you choose?
>Prequels
Kill- JarJar
Save- Aayla
>OT
Kill- All special edition band members in jabas palace
Save- Boba
>boba
Why is this scrub so popular?
He does literally nothing in 5 and 6 cept be fodder
If Aayla was real, do you think she could fall in love with me?
>>64044461
he looks cool.
>>64044651
No. More importantly though... where is all the live action twilek porn at? Its been 40 years and I've still not seen it done right.
>>64044651
jedi don't fall in love idiot
>>64044461
Actually, he does worse than nothing:
>Bounty Hunter
>Apparently such a bad bounty hunter, he needs to be told explicitly not to incinerate targets that have a live bounty on them
>Doesn't actually do anything whatsoever, besides likely by luck spotting the Millenium Falcon, and telling the Empire where they are going
>Such a pussy that he lets his live bounty get frozen, despite the fact that he needs him alive, which regardless of compensation would destroy his reputation if he had any to begin with. he could have suggested running the test on the wookie, but nah, he's just going to stand there and piss in his pants while Darth Vader alters the deal
>His target has a short range weapon he has a long range weapon. He goes and gets close to the target
He's the worst excuse for a bounty hunter in any movie I can recall, discounting parodies.
Prequels:
Kill Windu
Save Qui-Gon
OT:
Kill Lando
Save Sheev
>>64044353
Y-yeah, definitely save Aayla.
>>64044735
This. Star Wars fans are fucking idiots its the same with Darth Maul. Look hes so cool! Red skin like the devil! Double lightsaber thats cooler than one lightsaber!
>>64044353
>>64044651
>>64045505
>Wanting Aayla
Aayla's hot and all, but goddamn, she's a fucking jedi.
She commited her life to no romantic escapades, plus what would she want in some basement dwelling faggot.
To top everything, there's millions of sexy twi lek slaves in the galaxy
>>64045540
Don't forget the horns
