- Luke Skywalker?
- Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time, a long time.
Well yeah unless he was talking to himself he probably wouldn't hear any names
>>64044192
- Luke Skywalker?
- Now that's a name I haven't heard since a long time ago, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
>>64044192
I wonder if he'll act wise beyond his years like Obi-wan, or kooky and crazy like old man Yoda?
>>64044283
Bum be bum be bum be bum bum bum
Directed by JJ Abrams
Bum
Bum
Bum bum bum bum, bum
>>64044338
He'll be a depressed sage-like figure until Rey breaks him out of it
>>64044338
He'll just control the weather
>R2D2 and C3PO, never heard of those guys
>How's my sister? Is she a jedi yet?
>>64044338
I think he'll be a cranky old man like eastwood was in gran torino
Get off my island
I'm done training jedi
>>64044192
- Luke Skywalker?
- So it was true, finally, the force awakens.
>Han Solo?
>He was a good friend
uhhhh you don't get to bring wookies
>>64044444
Confirmed
>>64044347
For some reason I read that as the Curb theme and it was a lot funnier.
>yfw luke probably won't even akcnowledge chewie or console him over han
Why does disney hate chewie so much?
Do you really think a person can live 20 years brooding and looking into the vast ocean?
Luke must have masturbated a lot (with his metal hand, yes) and wandered around his island naked for most of the time. One can imagine that after 8 years one day he is making a soup and then farts in an hilarious way, laughing all by himself, then when he is done gagging and wiping his tears he kind of remembers that one day he was a jedi warrior and a lot of stuff happened in his life.
>>64044508
They already have too many animals that they can't get rid of
>>64044538
if luke has anything close to his actual powers, he could have just put himself into a force trance and literally stood there for 20 years, waiting for Rey to show up.
>>64044538
does he even have a working ship to get off that planet? god luke is such a dumbass.
>>64044538
I'd use jedi mind tricks on a duck or something to get it to suck me off
>>64044582
he can force walk on water and force fly
luke can make black holes with the force and teleport using the force
>>64044590
I'd stick a finger up my ass and shoot a bolt of lightning at my prostate
>>64044413
This bullshit. Why do they care so fucking much about them in one scene and then pretend they never existed in the next?
Someone post the before and after for mark hamill
>>64044591
>Luke kitesurfing naked with only the Force
>Luke fucking a black hole and teleporting his cum in Chewie's fur
>>64044700
>>64044192
>Luke speaks
>Sounds like the Joker
How would you react to that /tv/?
>>64044722
unJUST
>>64044722
He looks like an old Jared Leto now
I'm going to be so disappointed if it turns out that Rey is not Luke's daughter
>>64044793
He looks handsome as fuck. I'd let him fuck any hole on my body
>>64044746
>>64044793
poetry.
>>64044444
>>64044797
I'm going to be disappointed if she is
>oh le-look it is le-family connection a-le-gain
>>64044538
he has the force
he can just sit there meditating and training and not give a fuck
>>64044338
I would've preferred an old crazy guy like Yoda, but they'll probably make him a depressed Obi-Wan
>>64044444
confirmed for cranky kong
>>64044722
>>64044855
Do family members who can use the force call each other their force-kin?
>>64044574
>>64044857
He's been training in the hyperbolic time chamber, a few more years and he can solo the while First Order
>>64044192
Luke and Rey ONE TRUE PAIR
>>64044444
holy fuckamoly quints confirmed
>>64044538
I think he has the metal hand because of the constant masturbation he wore away his prosthetic hand
>>64044444
oh baby here we go
love the captcha
