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You have ten seconds to post a better Christmas movie. You can't.
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You have ten seconds to post a better Christmas movie.

You can't.

Also Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie fuck off with that stupid meme.
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Superior version
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>>64037166
Polar Express
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27 and still no wife and kids and getting pretty embarrassed to watch this alone tbqh sempay
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>>64037166

National Lampoon's christmas vacation
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>>64037166
Gremlins
Jingle All the Way
Elf
Trading Places
also, Die Hard is a Christmas Movie. Fuck off and have a nice Christmas
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>>64037806
you should be working over the holiday anyway not watching movies. preferably collecting morgage money.
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>>64037887

Plebs: Die Hard
Patricians: Lethal Weapon 1

Deal with it.
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>>64037979
>mentioning Lethal Weapon
who even talked about Lethal Weapon? Just answering to faggot OP about Die Hard not being considered a Christmas movie.
Notevenmad.
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>>64037166
Die Hard
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>>64038039
It isn't.
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>>64038080
ignorant confirmed.
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Die Hard
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>>64037806
>mfw my gf fell asleep during it
WHY CAN'T WOMEN JUST WATCH MOVIES?
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Home Alone is and forever will be the best xmas movie
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>>64038142
she feels comfortable enough with you to fall asleep and be vulnerable tbqh senpai

i miss this feel. havnt had a gf in 18 months.
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>>64037411
>tfw
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>>64037166
Die Hard
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>>64037166

nightmare before christmas,
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>>64038166
That's rough buddy and you're right. I'd just like for her to see it, she'd never seen it before.
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>>64038143
>>64038182
these nigga gets it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kHH6LJpEbQ
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>>64038204
isnt that a halloween movie
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Miracle on 34th Street
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>>64038224
d-don't do that
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>>64037806
>wanting kids in this day and age
>wanting to be tied down while you're still in your 20s

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>>64038232
it's halloween characters getting to grips with christmas
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>>64038224
I gotta hug my mom more often.
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Snoopy
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>>64038166
>tfw being single for a week

I dont know how guys do it
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>>64038237
also good answers
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>>64038311
Before I got my current gf who've I've been dating for a bit over a year now I was single for like three years. Only a handful of one night stands and dates during that period, at a certainly point you start to wonder if you really will be alone for the rest of your life. I was coming close to accepting that reality.

And some people really are alone for all their lives, which is terrifying.
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>>64038361
why is that terrifying exactly
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>>64038375
>doesnt know about wizards
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>>64037887
Setting a movie during a Christmas party doesn't make it a Christmas movie.
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>>64038361
is there any other option for us?

lets face it, were unlovable.

>no one will ever look deep into your eyes and say "I love You"
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>>64038361
Is that roy batty spurdo?
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>>64038375
Terrifying for me at least, but I suppose there is plenty of worse things in the world.

>>64038448
Honestly I don't know. I think a lot of shit is luck.

>>64038460
Yeah.
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British Christmas films are always best- it's impossible to prove otherwise
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No tokyo godfathers, are you fukking shittin' me?
Really guys, see this movie.
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>>64038732
this
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>>64038732
This, then Batman Returns.
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>>64037166
Stalingrad
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>>64037166
you also have ten seconds to post a better Christmas Carol adaptation, a better Muppet movie, a better musical, and a better Michael Caine movie

actually, take all the seconds you want. you still can't
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>>64038279
after a while youve done everything there is to do except be a husband and father

theres only so many times you can travel around and see different places that are all exactly the same in function
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>>64037806
Wait until you try it at 29
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>>64039851
>tfw my version cut when love is gone

JUST

had to goto youtube and pause the film to enjoy it
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>>64040433
if im single at 29 ill revise my standards down or an hero
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It was a shit non-christmassy movie, watch that Sakura Wars anime movie where it's Christmas or someshit instead.
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A Christmas Story.

Why does no one ever pick A Christmas Story?

It is literally the quintessential Christmas movie.
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>>64037166

Brazil
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>>64038732

God tier taste right here
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>Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence hasn't been mentioned once

For shame /tv/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqPO9DvI9uw
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Eyes Wide Shut
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>>64037166
>>64038732
>>64038778
My Kwanzaa celebrating brethren

I'm quite fond of this
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>>64038312
>took this long for based Scrooged to b get a mention
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>>64037166
I can't.
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>DOOMED, SCROOGE!
>YOU'RE DOOMED FOR ALL TIME!
>YOUR HISTORY IS A HORROR STORY, WRITTEN BY YOUR CRIMES!

>YOUR CHAINS ARE FORMED
>BY WHAT YOU SAY AND DO
>SO HAVE YOUR FUN, WHEN DAY IS DONE, A NIGHTMARE WAITS FOR YOU
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>>64038039
>who even talked about Lethal Weapon?

Well, this is a Christmas movie thread, is it not?

Cobra is, also, a Christmas movie; so is Capote, Boogie Nights, California Split, and many more movies -- because, y'know, being set around/during Christmas is the same as being about it.

You utterly stupid cunt.
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>>64038152
cosigning this
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>>64037166

/tv/ don't forget about The Grinch!
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the santa claus
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>>64037166

Scrooge from 1951 is my favorite adaption of that story. Alastair Sim does such a fantastic job though his acting, showing how Scrooge slowly realizes just how badly he has faltered. It is done at a pace that is believable, how somebody that old and terrible could actually change their ways.

Truly one of the more touching performances I've seen in a Christmas movie.
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