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2015-12-24 06:59:52 Post No. 64032006
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2015-12-24 06:59:52
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flip turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you have I became a Jedi in the middle of nowhere
In the Outer Rim of Tattooine born and raised
In the desert was where I spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin in space
And all shooting some Death Stars outside the rebel base
When a couple of my students who were up to some insanity
Started makin trouble in my Academy
They did one little genocide and I got full of fear
And said "I'm gonna do nothin' and it's time to disappear"
I signaled for my droid and when it came near
The identification said "R2" and I put a map in its gear
If anything I could say that this droid was slowed
But I thought "Nah, forget it - Yo, R2 to low-power mode!"
I pulled up to the island around 7 or 8
And I yelled to the wind "Yo Kylo you're just like Vader!"
I looked at my kindgom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as a Jedi in the middle of nowhere
