ITT Ridiculous theories that end up becoming true in the next Episodes.
>Snoke is Yoda's evil brother
I'd be grateful for anything that makes him something more than le generic Sith Lord #142
They are not even the same race
what the fuck are you talking about
>>64029947
Light side made yoda smaller, dark side made snoke bigger
>>64029878
>muscular gremlin with robot arm
well that's pretty fuckin stupid
>>64029878
Is this fan art or is this a real character in the EU?
...it's sad that both are just as likely
>>64029993
I've seen worse desu
Ren looks huge on the hologram, but he's actually four inches tall.
Kylo carries him in his pocket during the entirety of Episode VIII.
Smoke is actually Leia, who is using the conflict with first order to obtain more power.
>>64030123
Snoke, I mean.
you'll all be laughing right up until Snoke reveals his true form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yy3q9f84EA
Why the fuck did Kylo walk like he had a stick in his ass for? Vader was literally a torso so it made sense, Kylo has no excuse.
>>64030159
>Leia became a Sith lord in the power vacuum after Vader and Sheev are dead.
>Manipulated her son to become sith to actively go around and do shit that she cant as general
>makes him kill all of Luke's students to get rid of competition
>makes him kill Han cause he was a dick to Leia at some point between series or whatever.
Pottery
>>64029987
What part of not the same race is eluding you?
>>64030286
trying to be a badman
>>64030366
>believing that hologram accurately depicts Snoke's size or real look
heehee meesa have dem all fooleda
Snoke is a Holocron
Screenshot this
Snoke is actually Sheev possessing Luke as a Dark Force Ghost.
>Return Of The Jedi almost had a completely different ending. George Lucas toyed with the idea that after Luke witnesses Yoda's death, he puts his blanket on, proclaims “Now I am Yoda” and morphs into him.
>>64029993
more of a gargoyle to be honest, familia
>>64030552
Fin is landos son
>>64030552
>Luke: Then I am a Jedi...
>Yoda: Not Yet.
> (Luke punches yoda in the face, Yoda falls dead)
>Luke: Welcome to Earf!
> (Luke lights up cigar)
>Luke: Now that's what I call a close encounter!
Snoke is actually Luke Skywalker from the future
>>64030428
If that were possible why the fuck would Sheev use his real image to talk to the Trade Federation?
Fucking might as well. Shitney already leaked Kylo and Rey to be cousins.
It really can't get more retarded than this.
Snoke has to be either normal sized or comically small. I just can't see them fight someone who's fucking 20 feet tall
>>64033572
new technology
>>64033622
Simpsons' Did it
He's already confirmed as 7 feet tall you mongoloids.
>>64033811
I don't remember this.
Maz Konata is a Jawa.
>>64033869
No. Fuck. No. It's fucking distracting.
>>64033751
Yeah. Lets just pretend it's not shitty writing.
Obi-Wan didn't die, he's just dark side now.
>>64033892
It would explain why she collects and hoards junk!
But if you prefer: Maz Konata is Yoda's sister. She traded her ears (which are an aphrodisiac in some remote system) for those dope ass specs.
