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Where is the Carrie Fisher version of this?. She didn't
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Where is the Carrie Fisher version of this?. She didn't look as good as him at the premiere.
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>>64028114
bump
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>>64028114
good for Hammel losing all that weight.

He looks good. I bet this is the start of a revival of his career.
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>>64028371
His career never died. He gets tons of voice work because that's what he enjoys doing.
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>>64028371
>Hammel
He's had a good career though. But it would be cool to see him in more live-action stuff, yes.
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>>64028408
Yeah, dude literally lives the life he wants, which is pretty awesome. He has made enough money to live comfortably his whole life without worrying about anything.

Plus he continues to make money with voice acting.

I think he is pumped that he stole the whole movie without a single word spoken, tough
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Looks distinguished as fuck now
Hopefully he'll keep the weight off
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>>64028114
she looked hot in TFA
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>>64028114
Damn he looks good. I'm not even gay but I'd let him fuck me face to face as I entwine my tongue with his and look lovingly into his gaze.
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>>64029024
This, I'm no faggot but I'd happily gaze into his eyes from my knees, his cum sparkling all over my face, a smile plastered on my lips as I beg for more.
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>>64028371
He kills it every time he pop up on The Flash.
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He's probably on test to be honest with you family.
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>>64029024
>>64029137
He looks far better now than he did in the 70s.

>>64029196
Clearly having the time of his life hamming it up hard on camera.
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>>64028114
UNJUST
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The beard really works for him.
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>>64028114
I think Carrie looked pretty good, not like Hamil, but like an old general. She should have came out of that transport with a corncob pipe.
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>>64028114
Pretty sure they CGI'd her face like Arnold in the 1984 part of Genysis
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>>64029024
>>64029137
this tbqh. i'd have a smile plastered on my lips as i say yes in the altar with his finger up my rectum
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>>64028371
>>64028114
All the medical experts say there's no such thing as a healthy fat person.
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>>64028371
>>64028114
Took at least 5 years off his appearance desu.
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Women age like bread, not wine.

Like cars, not houses.
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>>64029291
its called exercise and eating right, and its never to late to change
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I have a theory that the real Mark Hamill is lcked down in a basement and that they hired Slavoj Zizek to do his parts.
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>>64029531
>le wymin suck meme

hello virgin/homo

you're correct btw
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>>64029576
They dont look anything alike
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>>64029583
>virgin shaming
>homophobia

How /pol/ of you
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>>64029423
She certainly looked like someone who has been fighting a galactic war most of her life.
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>>64029714
but im not white so no

and I only use pol for news
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unJUST
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>>64029576
>no lines because everyone would hear the snorting and slobbering and funny accent
you're on to something senpai
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>>64029714
not even close. /pol/ doesn't do the former, it excels at the latter tho
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>>64030074
>placing someone's worth on whether or not they've fucked/raped someone

pretty misogynistic senpai

im calling the feminist emergency hotline on you people as we speak
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>>64030137
/pol/ is a board of peace, shitlord
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>>64028371
>Old rich celebrity
>losing weight

AMPHETAMINES
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Just sayin
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>>64028114
>Where is the Carrie Fisher version of this?

i want to see one too
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>>64028114
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>>64030538
Smoke and coke, classy
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>>64030538
Keep in mind she's also a bunch of years younger than Mark; not yet 60 while he's 65.
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>>64029290
That's because he needed a beard since the car crash
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>>64028114
It's actually scary how much he looks like Orson Welles when he has a beard.
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>>64028114
Christ, my man looks like a fucking frog in the first pic. If anything I'm glad this movie was made, probably added more than a few years to his life
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>>64030677
Well, Harrison Ford had to get /fit/ for Crystal Skull (and disprove the critics who said he was too old).
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>>64030827
He looks good still for 72 although in interviews he sounds like a rambling, senile grandpa now.
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>>64030601
Hamill also didn't blow through coke like...well like it was the 70s I guess.
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>>64030908
Was a huge smoker though.
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>>64030253
All it takes to lose weight is to eat less calories than you do normally and do light exercise 3 times weekly.
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>>64030538
The picture on the right is old. Like late last decade.
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>>64030538
>>64031011
No nevermind, it even says 2011 right in the picture. It's from when she was a Jenny Craig spokesperson.
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>>64028114
SHE DIDNT LOOK SO GOOD
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>>64028114
Leia was the most CGI character in TFA.
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>>64031044
This is from '14.
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>>64031155
she looks like a sick elf
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Who else can't wait for Old Man Luke to totally wreck Kylo? I bet it's going to happen. I bet he'll cry like a bitch when Skywalker runs a train on his twink ass.
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>>64031182
I really hope they don't make Luke job for the new protagonists, but he probably will.
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>>64031231
The whole reason he was left for the last 30 seconds of the movie was because everything they tried to write for him made him overshadow the new characters. He's going to have a major role in VIII.
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>>64029576
>>64029830
This is the best thing I've read all week. Thanks for the laughs.

Maybe Episode VIII will begin with Luke tugging at his shirt and asking Rey if she wants some fucking juice or something.
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"Ageism was always present in Hollywood from the early days, especially with women. Aside from Lillian Gish, most of them weren't allowed to get old. I think a lot of it is how hard we find it to watch our favorite big screen heroes age before our eyes. I loved Bette Davis in The Letter and Dark Victory, but I didn't care to see her in her later years as the dragon lady. Or Katherine Hepburn in Love Affair. I didn't really need to see her in that state. Of course, ageism was probably worse back in those days because the romantic comedy, which requires a 20 year old to work, isn't as common of a genre now. A lot of the big stars now are in their 30s and 40s, so more movies are written around that age group."

-- Pauline Kael
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>>64028114
One of the rare cases of someone unJUSTing.
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>all these Hamill threads

/tv/ pls, my heart can't take anymore.
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>>64031083
LMAO FUCK
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>>64031516
Speaking of which...

JUST...
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>>64029576
Degenerates, degenerates.
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>>64031729
I think she held up pretty good all things considered.
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>>64031856
Yeah but BD did look quite a lot older here without all the makeup, hair treatment, and flashy clothing.
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>>64031932
Forgot pic.
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>>64031516
I know, I know. Nostalgiafags want to remember bikini Carrie, not 60 year old landwhale Carrie...oh who am I kidding? She was always fat.
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>>64031516
>Or Katherine Hepburn in Love Affair. I didn't really need to see her in that state.

Unfair characterization because Hepburn looked damn good in that movie for being like 230 years old and totally overpowered the rest of the cast despite being on screen for all of 5 minutes. Also she got to say an expletive and who doesn't love potty-mouthed grannies?
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>>64028114
What other actors/actresses have unJUSTed themselves so well?
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>>64031155
She's sprinkled with what appears to be salt or sugar. Some sort of powdery white substance.
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>>64032171
Robert Downey Junior.
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>>64032079
Well, keeping in mind that Pauline Kael remembered her and Davis in their prime, so she had a bit different perspective than if some 30 year old had seen Love Affair and just thought Hepburn was a charming little grandma.
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>>64032199
It's called nose candy, dude.
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>>64032290
Ok figure, but her face was always rather homely.
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>>64028114

It's a good thing Hamill got /fit/, because he's going to being carrying Episode VIII on his fucking back.
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>>64032224
I mean, yeah. A 13 year old who sees Nu Star Wars with old, fat Carrie Fisher won't have the same perspective as a 40 year old who got his first fap watching ROTJ.
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>>64032330
I think that proves just how much this franchise should have stopped existing after the OT.

>literally needing the original cast to carry the thing because everything that's come along since the prequels has been a pile of fail and AIDS.
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>>64032290
>>64032327
Also considering she was like 25 or whatever when this pic was taken, her hands look more like 45.
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>>64032327
Nerds are naturally attracted to attainable-hot girls, I'd know. It was genius casting.
Compare to Megan Fox who ticks all the boxes but is dull, oh so dull.
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Google actually gives a lot of side by sides but most are small, here's the best i could find. I would say Carrie always had a pretty butch face that no matter how in shape she got would always look bad in her old age.
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>>64032476
>>64028114
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>>64031932
>>64031856
>>64031729
I'm not gonna accuse Bette Davis of having good taste in clothing.

>those giant pearls that look like they're part of a Halloween costume
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>>64032468
Megan Fox never appeared in any nerdcore movies as far as I know.
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>>64028114
I think I'm going to dedicate my 2016 to Mr. Hammill, and make it my unJUST year. I already lost a bunch of weight in 2014, and I kept it off this year, so I think I'm going to dedicate next year to getting /fit/.
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>>64032509
SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT FAT CHICK FROM THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC LMAO
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>>64032743
Good idea. I genuinely wish you the best.
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>>64032743
i'm on board anon
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>>64031516
>"BOO HOO HOO, OLD WOMEN CAN'T GET WORK."

No shit, Sherlock. Most women get cast for roles because they're hot, and after they hit a certain age, nobody wants to fuck them anymore. The ones who can actually break through, and continue to get work, are the ones who can actually act.
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>>64032413

>everything

The prequels had a much higher density of enjoyable actors, even if the dialogue they were given was terribad 90% of the time. A few managed to sell it anyway.

Ford is gone. Carrie is stiff. Rey is a Mary Sue. Boyega is just (admittedly competent) comic relief. Mark Hamill is alone.
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>>64032895
But we have Oscar Isaac now too.
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>>64030893
Its the earring, the metal has seeped in and rotted his brain.
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>>64030137
Stefan?
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>>64032885
>No shit, Sherlock. Most women get cast for roles because they're hot, and after they hit a certain age, nobody wants to fuck them anymore. The ones who can actually break through, and continue to get work, are the ones who can actually act.

Generally true, however Bette Davis was always on the fugly side even in her 20s (when she first got started, an insolent director told her she was as sexy as Slim Summerville). So because she didn't have the sex appeal of a Jean Harlow, she found her muse as a dramatic actress.

It's probable that if Jean Harlow hadn't kicked it at 26, she would have washed out of Hollywood in a decade and be completely forgotten just like the previous generation of 1920s sex symbols like the Talmadge sisters who died with that decade.
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>>64029024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3AeHi7Y2g8
Skip to 1:38
That fucking look gets me hard af
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>>64033059
Uh huh. I think it's fairly safe to assume that Marilyn Monroe was starting to lose her marbles towards the end since she was in her late 30s and didn't have much time left on the clock as a sex goddess.
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>>64028936
He's got two more movies, so he'd better.
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>>64030893
>in interviews he sounds like a rambling, senile grandpa now.
>now
Harrison Ford has always been like that. He's a huge pothead.
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>>64033059
>and be completely forgotten just like the previous generation of 1920s sex symbols like the Talmadge sisters who died with that decade
Well yeah, but a lot of them also couldn't transition to talkie films because they had annoying Brooklyn accents or things like that.
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>>64032936

Well we'll just see then.
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>>64028114
Older men should take note. Being a healthy weight makes you 100x sexier at that age.
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>>64032885
LOLwhatever happened to Michelle Pfeiffer? She was one of the biggest box office draws in Hollywood from 1985 to 95. Probably works as a Target cashier now.
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>>64033184
Obesity tends to be at its worst in your 50s and 60s - generally elderly people lose weight and shrink. My parents are like 60 and slim as a rail; they've never been overweight at any point either.
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>>64033235
But see, she wasn't a good actress and had nothing to offer but her body and when she turned 40, it was over.
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>>64033266
Once you get to 70 you need to eat a bit more, but before that being slim is the best looking
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>>64033266
There's still fat elderly people. I think of how horrible BB King's shows were in his last decade when he was in his 80s and had diabetes. The poor bastard barely even knew where he was half the time. If he'd lost a little weight and exercised, this might not have happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v84ooutN_bA
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She was literally perfect, bros..
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>>64033342
That may be more because the body at that age is less efficient at absorbing nutrients so you may require more caloric intake to be adequately nourished.
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You can still salvage a 40 years old man, even a 50 years old man, even a 60 years old man. Heck you can make 70 years old guys look decent enough.

Women? Once they hit that age they are dun gofd.
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So the new canon exterminates any plausible canon before it?

Does this mean Luke went from universal badass jedi to old man who got butthurt when his student when darkside and sent himself into exile and left his daughter on some backwater planet?

If so, it sounds like they turned him from Grade A badass to worthless.
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>>64033485
Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed is a good example of how wrong you are.
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>>64033409
To be honest you can already see the coke has begun to catch up to her in Jedi.
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>>64033408
Actually he doesn't seem too bad there. The beginning where he bangs on the strings like a little kid is kind of facepalm, but he does get into a groove at 0:50 and manages to play some of his trademark licks. Also he still has his voice even if it lacks the power it did in 1965.
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>>64033569
Sheees Anon. Mark Hamil looks positively badass, whilst before he looked like shit.
A woman that age, assuming she's not Sophia Loren, can NEVER achieve such levels of improvement.
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>>64033556
He had to hide. If he dies, following generations are fucked.
How do you retards not get it? There's plenty of common sense reasons for him to hide.
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>>64033645
I just thought that after, you know, he killed his father and watched him die then burned his body he would've learned the lesson of how important family is and would've been the father he never had to his daughter, instead of just abandoning her like a faggot.
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>>64033635
Yeah you're right.

>>64031856

Reagan still looks suave and masculine at 76, Bette Davis looks like Frankenstein's bride.
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Can't wait for evil Luke Skywalker to appear!

https://youtu.be/DrvOFDBBkNs
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>>64033635
Or Dave Carradine.
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Carrie was on some heavy shit.

C3POs face had more emotion that her
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So he successfully unfucked his physical shit?
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>>64033891
>C3POs face had more emotion that her
I, too, watch redlettermedia. I upvote all of their videos when they come out.
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>>64033687
Hold your fuck horses pal, we don't know for certain that

>Rey is a Skywalker
Or if she is, that
>Luke is her father
And even if he is, that
>Luke even knows that
Or if he does
>He willingly abandoned her on Jakku

It's the very first movie, there's a whole lot we don't know about this shit.
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>>64033891
>those boots

manlet problems :(
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>>64032468
>attainable-hot girls

Has absolutely nothing to do with being attainable, you pretentious dipshit. Monica Belluci is the ut-most unattainable woman and yet I love Carrie Fisher just as much.

You just have shit taste in women. That cute nose, those big, round eyes, delicate brown hair, and bigger lower lip than upper lip.

Fisher was just beautiful.
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>>64033958
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>>64033990
I don't know man, I'm just scared of what they're going to do to Luke in the new canon.

They're going to make him suck ass, I just know it.
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>>64033863
Well, he always took good care of himself and hung out with younger people to stay "with it".

But then after he met his, ahem, end, his family got butthurt at a Thai newspaper showing his corpse on the autopsy table. Come on guys, it's the Third World. They always show graphic stuff in their media because they're not sheltered or squeamish like the coddled babies in this country.
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>>64034076
horseface.webm
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desu If I had a shit ton of money I'd do coke all the time
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>>64028114
>left
>stocky, weathered, aged guy who still knows how to have some fun. Could be your best friend's dad, or the funny uncle who always knows what quip to make at Thanksgiving
>right
>That math teacher you had back in ninth grade, yeah, THAT math teacher. The one who kept making awkward 'jokes' where he'd hit on the teenage girls in the class, whose name you google every now and again to see if they finally arrested him for possessing vast amounts of illegal porn
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>>64033485
Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Aniston. Also Sophia Vergara.
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>>64034159
That's some serious delusion, bud.
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>>64028114
$1.5mil goes along way in heath and looks when the 'work' component comprises of 30s of standing poe-faced
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>>64034159
Did said math teacher used to brag about working as a banker?
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>you will never go back in time to save Carrie from herself
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>>64034256
Nope, he bragged about his stint in the Navy.

I think most people had a teacher like that at one point.
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>>64034085
Relax breh, the whole movie is people treating Luke like he's some kind of legend who holds the key to the galactic conflict in his hands. The moment he appeared on the screen was the most hype moment of the movie. There's no way they're going to make him suck, too many people love the OT and see him as a figurehead for it. If they do screw him over it will almost certainly be unintentionally, they've got too much to gain by making him awesome.
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>>64034141
And end up a broke loser dead in a bathtub at 48 like Whitney Houston.
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>>64034409
fuck no I'm going out before 40
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>>64034159
You think your maths teacher was bad? This was mine:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-17434258

He got a phonecall one day then announced to the class "I have a toothache, I've got to go" and no one saw him again. A few months later he hit the headlines.
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>>64030538
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>>64029830
>>64031290
Imagine the Episode Vlll leaks like:

"While Luke trains Rey he begs for a glass of water while crying"

When in reality they dubbed the decoy's lines and those were outakes of the first cut.
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>>64031697
>tfw I started them.

It's amazing.
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>>64034685
What a bunch of fucking pussies. My neighbors do way more obnoxious shit than this. How can someone be in danger of being sent to jail for something like this?
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>>64033409
Face isn't great and her tits could be bigger.
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>>64034839
Thank you for opening my eyes and making me appreciate him, anon.

Hamill is love, Hamill is life.
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>>64029583
>being a virgin is a bad thing

Implying that it doesn't make me pure
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>>64029752
hello wud up brudda
homeboi
nigga

WUT UP

I SAID WUT UP NIGGA TELL ME WATS UP NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCKING WIT ME I PUT A CAP IN YO ASS YOU BUSTA ASS NIGGA FUCK DONT FUCK WIT ME HOMEBOY *smacks lips*
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>>64033485

That's because men's beauty come from them looking manly and wrinkles and all that shit help in that regard. Whereas with women, their standards of beauty come from looking like a barbie doll. That only works naturally until your 20s or 30+ for the genetically blessed.

>there are people who are unironically straight in this thread right now on the verge of the end of the current year

gross
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>>64028114

He looks great now but why does he have this "reddit" aura on him? I can't exactly pinpoint why.
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>>64035611
I think it's more accurate to say that a craggy old man is one who's lived quite a life and had many adventures. As George Bernard Shaw said, "I do not wish to carry a perfect, unblemished body to the grave. I want to be completely worn out and broken down at the end, for that will show that I have truly lived life."

It's not beauty in a sexual sense, it's beauty of a different kind. An old, craggy woman is just seen as gross and past her sexual prime.
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>>64035861
>It's not beauty in a sexual sense, it's beauty of a different kind

The word you're looking for is "charming".
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>>64034159
Now reverse the two and you are actually right.
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>>64034181
>Jennifer Lopez
no
>Jennifer Aniston
no
>sophia Vergara
who?

Now Monica Bellucci I might agree, she still looked dank in Spectre. What a waste of Monica that film was.
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>>64033409
her tits and ass have been shooped
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>>64035611
i honestly wish i lusted for the boipussy sometimes. life would be infinitely less complicated
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Cocaine makes you beautiful. When she went to rehab, she started to turn irreversibly ugly. Do your drugs kids.
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>>64033485
Marisa Tomei is a nice exception
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Carrie looked like Robin Williams in the movie.

There. I ruined her for you.
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>>64037278
>not already lusting for boypussy

There are some really attractive men out there, anon, I don't know how you could resist.
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>>64037379
>Marisa Tomei
HOL UP

She was 45 in the wrestler?

Nice

Nice nice
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>>64032290
>those coke-nails
They make me shudder
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>>64034685
You think yours was bad? This guy was my head of year back in year 7

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/9225094.Former_teacher_jailed_for_raping_disabled_child/
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>>64032509
>her legs on the left
AAAAAAAAARGGHHH
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>>64037956
>>64034685
These are not nearly as bad as mine
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/texas-teacher-28-busted-sexual-relations-2-boys-article-1.2470825
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>>64028114
GET

RID

OF

THE

BEARD
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>>64034049
>those boots
It was the 70s senpai
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Is it just me or does his jaw look different in the two pics?
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>>64038240
Meant his chin
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>>64038240
yes its called losing weight and growing a beard you fucking retard
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>>64037956
we must have gone to school together anon
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I was also surprised as hell when I saw how sharp Hamill is looking.
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>>64038096
That's pretty based 2bh, she's hot.
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>>64038309
You went to Ravenswood? How old are you, I'm 31 now, so I left years ago.
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>>64038362
19. Was in year 10 or 11 when it all came out I think, was pretty funny.

He must have been head of year seven for years.
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>>64038432
Yeah, Like I say, he was head of year 7 when I was there, and that would've been about 1996. No wonder he didn't want to change jobs, creepy cunt. It was a funny old school, you wouldn't know about it, but there was another teacher there, Mr Underwood, who killed himself because he was bumming one of the students.
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>>64029752
muhfuggen bix nood
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>>64038496
>killed himself because he was bumming one of the students.
jesus

I had Wells for science in year 7 and he used to do this weird thing where he would walk around and touch our necks. He'd always hang around with some kids during lucnhtime as well. Only seemed weird in hindsight.

Had a lot of fun there though.
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>>64028408
go back to reddit, nobody cares about voice acting
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>>64034049
Nigga everyone wore cowboy boots back then, even lanklets
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>>64031729
>that clock on the right
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>>64038564
>I had Wells for science in year 7 and he used to do this weird thing where he would walk around and touch our necks.

Yeah, he was doing that when I was there. He'd creep up behind you and squeeze the back of your neck.
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>>64029467
Wow, that must have taken a lot of research on your part. You should tell us what color the sky is.
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>>64037956
Damn. Now that I think about my school experience my teacher was a 2 meters tall giant, looked almost like Hodor. Face, physical appearance etc. He kept making sex jokes and talked about his two teenage "daughters", well I didn't even know if he had daughters but I do remember reading an article later on about child prostitution and there was two teenagers that mentioned how they would blow a 2 meters tall giant for some packs of cigarettes and cash. He even lived near that area.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
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>>64028114
We're all gonna make it brah
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>>64030538
>>64031155
>>64032509
would still fuck her tenderly
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>>64029531
Don't cars become more desired and expensive over time while houses decay and rot?
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>You will never look as good as Viggo
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>>64038096
>A Texas teacher was caught having sexual relations with two underage students when one teen told his dad about the sex after learning the educator had gone on a “hike” at a secluded park with another boy, authorities say.
>Literally got caught because she was a dumb cheating bitch
Nice.
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>>64038941
Whats it like being 13?
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>>64035611
Beard follicles - exude oil that keeps skin supple
Also women hormones get messed up bu menopause
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>>64032743
Good luck anon.

Do or do not, there is no try.
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>>64038529

He looks like Ewan McGreggor there.

>tfw Ewan should have played fucking Anakin, not spinning boy and not-Ryan-Phillipe
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Mark Hamill was my hero when I was a little kid. It makes me genuinely happy that he's doing so well now. I never watched the batman cartoons so he basically vanished after rotj and then came back as a joke in that kevin smith movie, then turned into a fat mess. Great to see him unjust
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>mark hamill lost weight and looks better tha n he did at 30
>carrie fisher lost weight and looks like a flaming pile of garbage
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>>64028114
Good for him. I've never thought much of him as an actor but he seems like a happy, genuine guy.
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>>64028371
I honestly hope he gets a nom for Episodes 8 or 9 like Guinness did for ANH. Would warm my heart.

Because honestly considering what he did with only his face in ten seconds of 7, I don't think it's entirely out of the question.
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>>64032509
She looks good, if we take in consideration her drug abuse. It aged her a lot.
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>>64035153

he looks like fucking robert redford in that pic tho
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>>64039616
Are you an idiot
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>>64033891

She had some nice feet.

Maybe Mark Hamil had an irrational fear of feat and ground his face like hamburger because of this picture. The accident was all a lie.

Whichever it is, seems like it worked out for him in the end.
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>>64039875
Drug use doesn't always speed up aging
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>>64029576
Next guy in the sequence is RMS
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>>64039869
>yfw he gets a nom for TFA
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>>64039067
fucking Aragorn ages like wine
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>>64039908
fucking david bowie i swear
>literally subside food with cocaine for a decade
>still fuckable at 68
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>>64039908
He was really lucky, since it fucks with your organism.
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>>64040030
Did JJ use secret Jew magic on them or something?
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>>64040109
Of course. It's called MONEY
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>>64040011
Bowie's in space
Bowie's in space
Whatcha doin' out there, man?
That's pretty freaky, Bowie. (Ooh Bowie!)
Isn't it cold out in space, Bowie?
Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie?
Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy, Bowie?
Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Earth?
I bet you do you freaky old bastard you
Do you have one really funky sequined space suit, Bowie,
Or do you have several ch-changes?
Do they smoke grass out in space man, or do they smoke Astroturf? (Ooh!)

[Spoken]
Receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antennae! Do you read me, Lieutenant Bowie? I said do you read me?
Lieutenant Bowie?

This is Bowie to Bowie, do you hear me out there man?
This is Bowie back to Bowie I read you loud and clear, man.
Oooh yeah man!
Your signal is weak on my radar screen. How far out are you man?
I'm pretty far out
That's pretty far out man
I'm orbiting Pluto!
Drawn in by its grooveatational (grooveatational) pull
I'm jamming out with the Mick Jaggernauts
And they think it's pretty cool, man.

Are you ok Bowie? What was that sound?
I don't know man, I'll have to turn my ship around.
Ooh it's the craziest thing
Yeah, I'm picking it up on my LSD screen.
Can you see the stratosphere, ringing?
To the choir of Afronauts singing

Bowie's in space! Bowie. Bowie. Bowie. Bowie. Bowie. Bowie.
Bowie's in space! Bowie. Bowie. Bowie. Bowie. Bowie. Bowie.

Eeniee e ma ma meenie miny moey
Set your phasers on funky
Eeniee ma ma meenie miny moey
B-b-b-b Bowies in..... space!
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>>64040132
what pasta is this
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>>64040109

He used something called Diet & Exercise.
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>>64032599
>transformers, ninja turtles
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>>64039067

The man is a legend
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>>64040092

Blonde Scully makes me want to touch myself
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>>64034299
>his stint in the Navy.
Are all Navy men peadosexuals?
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>>64031856
>3/10 looks like a freak
>>64031956
>10/10 would bake cookies with
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