What the fuck went wrong?
dunno, but i loved it more than basterds and django
Sally Menke died
she was the only think that saved his movies
>>64021865
the dialog wasn't like the others
From the trailer it looked like he tried to rip off True Grit with a fat dose of Django.
Thats why I stayed away anyway.
>>64021865
he's a total cuck now. He should just retire from doing movies.
>>64021944
That's a good thing though. QT hasn't had good dialogue since Jackie Brown.
It was much longer than it needed to be
first two "chapters" draaaag and could've been cut down to 5 minutes instead of half a fucking hour in a carriage
>>64021918
This.
There's no hook. They say the second act is the movie. Well, what's the second act here? Just people talking to each other in a log cabin.
>>64021903
I didn't love it as much as either of those movies but I did like it... I'll say this , the story lives up to its title. It's a really unpleasant movie and, as a result, I probably won't watch again. I suspect that the rating is based on the same sentiments.
>>64021964
The Pub scene in Basterds is possibly the best he's ever done.
>>64021964
there was some good stuff in bastards and django
>>64021950
its actually like Carpenters The Thing, but set in western and with no aliens.
>>64021865
TARANTINO THINKS HES A NIGGER BUT HES JUST A KUCK
>>64021903
the fact you liked either of those two movies proves you should probably kill yourself
>>64022144
WHOOOOAAAA we got an arts degree major here
>>64022034
Rather hokey, wasn't it? Especially the ham-fisted explanation about the hand signal for three.
>>64021865
did any of his movies ever have a narrator before?
>>64021964
>QT hasn't had good dialogue since Jackie Brown.
And he still doesn't with Hateful Eight.
It didn't need the flashback showing the gang members killing everyone at the haberdashery. It didn't need the voiceover explaining the poisoned coffee. So that's two very long, very redundant scenes included for no good reason.
Also everyone (except carrukan) being a gang member, there specifically to rescue the bitch, and the bitch knowing about all of that beforehand, just made basically everything before that reveal completely redundant.
Apart from sammy jackson creating an excuse to shoot an old man in cold blood, of course.
And then everyone died. The end.
>>64022091
You only think that because kurt russell.
... even if I thought the exact same thing.
._.
WARM
>>64022286
kurt russell, very similair score, the fucking shot with shithouse in the middle of plain field with blizzard going on, the general tense feel of betrayal and isolation
>>64022174
>being a STEMfag
good luck :^)
I haven't seen this yet. Does Tarantino himself really do a voiceover narration? I thought people were memeing me with this shit. Has he lost his mind?
BLACK
>>64022174
Yeah, go fuck a textbook or jack off to Reddit you engi faggot
>>64022360
>>64022371
i found it really funny, he does it just for couple of minutes. its like cameo, like him blowing himself up in django
anyone got the links to a leak?
>>64022371
It's also narration that literally tells people what they are watching. Like rather than just show someone pouring poison into the coffee, he shows it WHILE TELLING us someone is doing it.
It's completely ridiculous.
>>64022467
why did you spoil the movie for him
you are bad person anon
>>64021865
It wasn't a very good movie. Perhaps critics are starting to wise up on QT.
He went full SJW
I refuse to see another black led movie from now on.
4 years ago, I wouldn't have even noticed. But now that it's clear it's specific SJW driven propaganda for muh diversity, I'm done with it.
>>64022532
How does that spoil anything? You're stupid, dude.
>>64022414
I FUCKING GAGGED IN REAL LIFE
VAGINA YOGURT JESUS CHRIST
GENOCIDE ALL WOMYN WHEN
it was essentially a 2 hour long bar scene from inglorious
finally critics are catching on to the fact that QT really didn't went to film school
hes not just recycling shit from old directors but also his own movies
>>64022580now he knows someone poisons someone, which is kinda a big reveal in the movie
>The movie is a lot of gore over a lot of nothing.
How did no one notice this in his last 5 movies?
>>64022357
Building the line to the shithouse as if its fucking Antarctica. The "omg who can I trust??" crap. Gun hoarding. If jackson had drank the coffee, then russell would've been doing a test to see who poisoned the coffee, and it would've backfired somehow.
This fucking movie god damnit.
Haven't people made similar complains about tarantino's other movies? Because now I understand them.
>>64022467
Does he put on a hokey voice or anything? Or is it just him talking normally? I can't imagine a narration from him that could possibly be taken seriously.
Its at 77% not 63% though
quentin wants us to think about who might try and go after kurt russell and why.
then he fucking kills off kurt russell only to reveal half the people are there to get domague back. shit just wasnt satisfying
>>64022662
63% is for top critics 77% is for all critics
>>64022656
nah its just tarantino doing his same old 'whats going on in here'
>>64022622
No, it isn't, you stupid fuck. It's like saying The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly is ruined by telling people they're looking for gold.
It doesn't ruin anything. You think like a 14 year old.
>>64022656
Hes talking pretty normally. Hes not even using his pulp fiction voice. Just pretty flat, to the point narration.
The problem isn't how hes saying it, its what hes saying. As the narration is detailing events that are fucking obvious.
>>64022414
That's cool and everything but my dick makes its own cheese.
>>64022656
It's a humorous narration though, and Tarantino is being sarcastic.
>>64022622
The scene spoils itself dog.
>>64022360
>tfw English major
>tfw don't have to deal with shitstains like this
>>64022754
im sorry but you're the dumb one here familia.
i know that they are looking for gold because its in plot synopsis. Poison in the coffee however, isn't. so good night and go fuck yourself
>>64021973
This, though I would say the explanation scene dragged on too long as well. The carriage stuff wasnt so bad.
>>64022985
The poison is announced before it could be a surprise for anyone by taratino in narration.
>>64023072
the narration is the surprise, it says and shows at the same time. are you pretending to be dumb?
>>64022560
>sjw
>film makes repeated phrase of the word "nigger" and violence against women
sure bro
DINGUS
>>64022895
>mfw an an Asian woman thinks she's worth anything
>mfw manipulative asshole so I got a business major and got into the corporate setting and love it
>>64023109
>the narration is the surprise
Well that's the dumbest thing I've read today.
>>64023224
but it is a surprise, a really fucking big one in fact. you're watching a movie and all of the sudden tarantinos himself starts speaking and reading his own script, are you telling me you were not surprised?
>>64023258
I wish I found stupidity funny. Reading stupid things just makes me sad.
Nothing. All of his movies are shit since Jackie Brown.
>>64023220
>be criminal justice major
>tfw comments like these make me redecide my major
>no interest in being a cop
>dream job is FBI or detective but wont get into either shit cause no experience
>>64023345
It's what you make of it man.
>>64023345
Criminal justice is a half step up from women's studies.
I liked it,
the dialogue was captivating and I was sure as fuck more interested in this movie than TFA by the end of it
What are the shittiest majors generally?
Liberal Arts, English, History?
Business seems to be middle of the road and STEM is overrated.
>>64023293
you have no argument, and your inflated, weak and fragile ego is showing, cmon anon, you are anon, anonymous, no one will know that you lost an argument on a chinese imageboard, let it go
>>64023395
h-how
it's not too late I guess, still doing general ed.
Is this movie a black male thang?
>>64021973
>>64022007
Why do plebs keep saying this?
If character building and motivation as well as setting and atmosphere is considered a drag then maybe you should stick to capeshit
>>64021865
Tarantino.
>>64023434
gender studies
anyone else really loved tim roths little speech about hangman?
FACT: only SJWs will not like this movie. If you see any anon saying they did not like it that means they are an SJW
This movie was a perfect representation of what current society is at the moment and needs to over come.
Daisy andChanning Tatum and the other 3represent SJWs and 3rd Wave feminism and how it poisons everything.They killed a nice establishment of tolerant people of blacks and whites
SLJ character and Mannix represent Menputting away their racism at the end to kill the REAL enemyenemy Daisy(feminism) and the SJWs (Channing, the Mexican, Joe Guage and The British guy
Kurt Russell character represents the embodiment of manlinesswhich is subsequently killed by the SJWs
This movie is a pure 10/10 and only feminist and SJWs will say they don't like it
>>64022414
>Only two studies of vag bacteria
>Both done by white women
>This somehow "suggests there might be an indication that people from different ethnic backgrounds might have different flora"
Jesus H Christ it clearly doesn't suggest anything of the sort. How did someone with this poor a grasp of basic logic get into a PhD program?
I have no idea what the official reviews have said, but in my own opinion, the biggest problems with The Hateful Eight having watched the screener, is the continual over indulgence on QT's part.
This can be summed up in at least 2 very noticeable instances
>1: The over the top violence
While it is true that this has become what of a signature of Tarantino films, it is totally inappropriate for the tone of this particular film. The scene that is set early on is somewhat more sombre and personal. Then we get half way through and a character is spitting up blood in a scene that reminded me a lot of the vomiting scene in Team America.
>2: The graphic male on male oral sex scene
Pretty much self explanatory. To expand on my point though, it again ties in to the over the top nature in that it really does NOT fit the tone of this movie. If we compared Hateful 8 to Pulp Fiction, similar scenes work in Pulp Fiction. So the question is WHY. Again it is because the tone is different.
Think about the opening 15 minutes or so of Pulp Fiction vs Hateful 8. In Pulp Fiction the main stars execute someone, then miraculously escape execution themselves, followed up by one of them accidentally blowing someones head off in a car. It's portrayed as OTT from the get go, so you know where you are. If you look at Hateful Eight however, the first half of the film is totally devoid of that, so it had already set its table as a somewhat dialed back movie (by Tarantino standards). So when the graphic violence and sex DO set in, it is wholely inappropriate to the setting by that point
>>64023173
SJW has nothing to do with not being racist/misogynistic. The most hateful, sexist creatures on earth are SJWs favorites (blacks, Muslims, etc.)
SJW is basically just a special word to describe a neo-liberal who's #1 goal is to destroy the white race
>XD go back to le conspiracy /pol/
It's 100% true
http://www.salon.com/2015/11/17/lets_deport_the_white_males_will_we_coddle_terrorists_or_rid_ourselves_of_danger/
>>64023345
>wants to be a detective, but not a cop
Good luck with that.
Can't people enter the FBI straight from university?
>>64022371
Yes he does, and it's hilarious.
It ends up sounding like a DVD commentary track that accidentally got added to the main feature. At least that's how i took it.
>>64022091
>>64022286
tarantino has spoken about the thing is one of his biggest inspirations for making hateful eight
>>64021865
What the fuck? This movie is trash, but it's way better than the garbage that usually gets 80+% on RT, capeshit for example
>>64023851
I was thinking that, but I'm sure theyd want people with experience and not some kid fresh out. Christ how I'd love to be part of the FBI. I want to say yes because theyre a big group that have a lot of different jobs for people with different majors. Well aware it's not all undercover work
>>64023434
>Business seems to be middle of the road and STEM is overrated.
Depends strongly on which business related major.
Business administration and Management are kind of weak sauce compared to Finance and economics
>>64023972
The Thing and some interracial gay porn I guess
this is what happened the last time he tried to make a film (jackie brown). but he didn't fully commit to making a proper film and instead make a movie with film ingredients. his fanbase is mostly consisted of entry level plebes and complete casuals who think kill bill is his best work
>>64024021
If it makes you feel any better I talked to a woman from homeland security who was over here in the UK a while back, and she told me all the FBI guys she met were boring as fuck boy scouts. Apparently if you want to party you want to be in the CIA.
Who else felt bad for JJL?
Poor girl is covered in blood or getting spit on or beat up literally 95% of the movie.
>>64024448
Her dad is Vic Morrow. She can take it.
>>64021918
what did she do that he can't get someone else to do?
>3 hours long
>intermission
>overture
>for a movie that takes place in a room
Bravo Quentin
>>64024837
maybethat's the joke?
>>64021973
First two chapters were the only parts worth watching in this. If your three hour movie is as unambitious as this, you have a problem.
>>64024624
Hhahaha wow, you're right. Max Landis better steer clear of talking about this one.
>>64024975
The joke is some people paid to see it.
>>64023319
You guys really play this meme hard. So weird.
>>64024170
I thought the CIA didn't get to bring friends?
>>64023524
sounds like you're the pleb if you enjoyed QT's masturbatory and repetitive dialogue.
>>64024673
Push Tarantino around. Tarantino wanted Pulp Fiction to be like twice as long, but she edited it down. Slowly, but surely.
Now she's dead and Tarantino has a big ego and just wants to do "fun" stuff, so he creates just a mess of bullshit. It was obvious from Django being paced like shit.
>>64025048
i didn't know the new Poor little white boy video was out
>>64024448
Her character is an absolutely vile shitter... they all are. Every one of them gets their comeuppance...except for the coach driver. He seemed like good people but that dude got fucked in the melee.
>>64025080
Even for 70mm and if you ordered tickets before all this came to light?
>>64025233
>tfw $20 per ticket
>no refund
>>64021865
Friendly reminder that if you watch this movie then you hate the police.
>>64025233
>he fell for the 70 millimemer gimmick
do any of you smoke out of a pipe? I do but only long glass ones for weed but I sure do love the aesthetic of wood pipes. I don't smoke tobacco. I know there is a difference between the shit they put in cigarettes and the stuff they sell for pipe use and I know there's lots of varieties out there but I just don't know where to begin and I don't have the money to start another hobby nor do I want to get buyer's remorse
this film and the milk farm scene from IB make me wanna buy a fancy pipe and smoke tobacco though
>>64023835
that article is an obvious pisstake
>>64022606
Cultures used to make yogurt were originally isolated from faeces anyway
>>64025346
>gimmick
>literally superior to anything currently digital, and a direct upgrade to 35mm
>only issue is cost and lack of willing support
>>64025368
I used to. It legit makes your teeth brown.
I'm not saying over time and if you don't brush. I'm saying within weeks there are brown streaks on the back of your front teeth.
>>64025490
sup reddit
>>64025490
Junk at 70mm is still junk.
>>64025574
Which is exactly why this needs to be supported for actual films to be filmed and released in it.
>>64025368
>>64025665
>films
it's called movies shitlord
>>64023788
desu senpai
>>64023436
You're spouting opinion, dog.
The narration objectively narrates things that are either obvious now or later, thus robbing the entire sequence of any suspense.
Quentin Tarantino has an unhealthy obsession with the word nigger. Even more so than /pol/. Dude needs to calm down.
>>64026244
Samuel L jackson is the one with the obession.
He loves that word.
>>64025048
why did he think this was a good idea
>>64026289
why do you think it isn't?
>>64026289
>a confederate soldier to boot
Beta cuck white guilt
>>64026316
Why do you think its a good idea? I certainly don't want to watch white self-hating shit.
>>64026244
>nigger is a /pol/ word
You reddit, sjw or what kind of retard are you, do not belong here on 4chan.
I was really disappointed that when I went back to rewatch the black dingus scene you don't actually see anyone put poison in the coffee. Wouldn't it have been more powerful if there was actually someone in the background doing the deed and you really were distracted into missing it?
>>64026408
... what makes you think its self-hating for someone to write a story one person to exerting power over another? Or even for a person to make up a story to get another man to draw?
Do you think tarantino self-inserted as the white guy?
>>64026491
That kinda pissed me off too. Because none of the scenes in the pedantically narrated meanwhile/flashback sequence were actually there.
70mm is basically meant to maintain fidelity with extreme wide angle shots, and taratino makes a movie with nothing but narrow-angle closeups.
>>64025134
This guy gets it.
>>64026492
He self inserted as the black guy
Because Tarantino thinks hes black how long have you been here?
>>64026685
oh, you're a memester.
>>64021865
meme film from a meme director
>>64021865
It made a white supremacist an honorable character, even towards a black man.
Critics aren't going to like that.
>>64021865
What does that fat kike weinstein have on Tarantino, got him doing kike propaganda non-stop
>>64026729
You're right, it's totally a funny mehmeh that tarantino wishes he was black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzqahILpAs
>>64026834
ebin
do you think they guy's son really sucked his big black johnson, or did he only say that to shoot him legally
With a few exceptions Tarantino has been making essentially the same movie over and over. The setting and characters change but the message is always the same.
>>64023434
There are no shitty majors. If you aren't a moron, you can make any major from a decent university work.
Quentin Taratino has been consumed by his own memes.
His films are increasing with homages that they are not even a movie anymore.
>>64026430
I never implied that. I was comparing him to another group of people who are obsessed with the word. There is no need to get all uppity and defensive about it.
Why did he shoot this on 70 mm? Almost all of it takes place in a cabin
>>64026606
He didn't go to film school what do you expect.
>>64026344
It might not have even happened. The Major is a self admitted liar to get get things to his advantage. Like the Lincoln letter. He could have been lying because he wanted to kill that general for massacring those black soldiers, but had to make it be technically self defense so he wouldn't get hanged
>>64026885
He had just admitted his letter was bullshit during dinner and here he is spinning this incredibly vague story in which his big black dingus takes center stage, what do you think?
the revenant is the best movie of the year confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRfj1VCg16Y
why is everyone always so hard on quentin as a person?
it's really fucking boring talk talk talk talk talk nigger nigger nigger nigger blah blah blah snow snow snow guns snow snow snow snow
i'm impressed at the patience of anyone who can make it through this shit.
>>64027330
You didn't finish it then?
>>64021865
It needed a bear rape scene.
I knew how this was basically going to end before I even saw it. Every Tarantino movie has the same ending, more or less. Most or all the characters die
>>64022177
But there are documented cases of actual English spies blowing their cover by using the wrong hand signal.
>>64023434
Any form of Identity Politics really.
I thought the grill was going to beat everyone, especially since she constantly got the shit beat out of her, and was surprised she didn't
WARM DINGUS
>>64021865
Tarintino is a hack.
WARM
BLACK
DINGUS
>>64027308
Because his mom dated a lot of black guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gVB4N9Kl9Q
>Tarantino will never go back to making cool crime films instead of social justice pseudo-westerns
>>64028436
Seriously "Reservoir Dogs" is so fucking great.
How did the same guy who made that make these last 5 generic shallow revenge fantasy movies?
>Cold, somber tone set in the vein of The Great Silence - starts out pretty good
>Over an hour of this with lengthy character building and growing tension
>There might be a traitor - everyone but the edgy black man must give up their guns
>xD Confederates are all racists and fought because they liked to kill blacks LOL
>"Big, warm, black dingus" story out of nowhere in ridiculously inappropriate detail - totally out of place
>Quentin's fucking terrible narration out of nowhere, an hour and a half into the movie
>No narration before this point to establish that it's a thing
>It just tells you exactly what you can see on screen and interpret yourself - no narration needed
>"stories about black dicks in white mouths" ~ Quentin "le film master xD" Tarantino
>By this point the tone is broken completely when people start comically vomiting blood and heads start exploding like piñatas
>"Final Chapter - Black Man, White Hell"
>Samuel Jackson's character is pretty much the protagonist, despite all his evil bullshit and killing 47 innocent people - but it's k because he's black lol
>"Nigger" is said more times than in fucking Django: Unchained
>70mm lens as a selling point, but 3 hours of close ups
>Movie tried to be like Reservoir Dogs, but fucked up the mystery plot and revealed the truth of the situation with a fucking hour left to the film
>Ends on the shitty, fake Lincoln letter - read by A FUCKING CONFEDERATE SOLDIER, mind you
What'd I miss?
Inglourious Basterds is Tarantino's only good movie. Prove me wrong.
now that critics and reddit hate tarantino and also hateful eight
/tv/ will pronounce hateful eight as the best tarantino flick in the future
>>64021865
i've been seeing people praise this turd for days on /tv/
but this is pure shit. a caricature of "Tarantino" dialog. Since there are no heroes there's no one to become emotionally invested in-- hence I don't give a fuck.
QT committed career suicide in trying to be "socially relevant." Now he's Spike Lee tier.
>>64028840
>critics hate it
I find that hard to believe
critics usually love cuck movies.
Tarantino has gotten comfortable in a niche where he caters only to his fans.
His movies post Jackie Brown are just parodies of Tarantino movies.
>>64029068
Ah, yes. So Quentin fans must be people that want big black dinguses in their mouths. Makes sense, actually.
>>64029123
Warm black dingus, actually.
>>64021865
it was shit
>>64029145
My bad, it was:
Warm, black dingus
and
Big, black johnson
>>64023561
Yeah, the black-on-white BBC face rape scene represented the respect black have for whites and their desire to lovingly unify with us to combat treachery.
You've got it.
>>64021865
Its back up to 77% but i don't know still could be shite
It all started when Tarantino decided to drop Kill Bill 3 and 4 to make this shity movie.
>>64028818
You didn't like Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, or any of the Kill Bills?
>>64028544
Both Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are so much better than his other garbage it's like a different director did em
I fucking hated Django, found it so disappointing and much more of a social bullshit LE WHITE GUILT SLAVERY SLAVERY SLAVERY FEEL GUILTY WHITE SCUM trash than TH8.
At least in this, every single race was portrayed as scumbags, and the ending amounted to the 2 most racist pieces of shit characters putting their differences aside to hang a bitchy lying whore.
That's A-OK in my books.
>>64029866
>implying sam jackson wasn't a bitchy lying whore nigger
>>64029943
He was a lying nigger piece of shit, but that's still one step below a literally lying, manipulative whore.
>And it was FULL of blood, so it was WARM
What about that forced gay blowjob?
WARM
WHITE
>>64022450
yes
>>64030116
>>64030209
SCHLONGS
>>64023439
>>64023220
I'm a lawyer. Did i fuck it up?
you guys really fucking focus on the blowjob too much
'it was too graphic and unnecessary' oh your feelings are hurt because you had to watch a guy give another guy a blowjob oh no. if it was anything but a white guy giving a black guy a bj you'd be all over it and call out all the pussys who disagree with tarantinos use of shock value.
fucking retards
>>64026882
Cuck
>>64030619
it literally wasnt graphic at all u see nothing
>tfw going to see it next tuesday in 70mm in an old theatre after a motorcycle ride down highway 1
>>64023345
>I want to be a detective but I wont get into either shit cause no experience
>no interest in being a cop
>I want to start out with the job other people get promoted to
Being a cop is the experience.
>>64030619
C U C K
>>64024021
Hope you've never smoked weed.
>>64030670
graphic
>giving clear or explicit details
>symbolic, usually in image
it was graphic.
graphic doesn't just mean OMG THAT DUDES HEAD JUST GOT BLOWN OFF LOL
>>64025048
Is this shit for real? How does this have no backlash?
>>64030794
why would it you massive faggot
>>64021865
SJW libcucks won't forgive that ending. Totino can say goodbuy wenting to films.
This movie was dogshit. Sam Jackson is obviously the bad guy yet gets away scott free
>>64030868
>gets away scott free
>gets his cock blown off
>dies a slow and painful death bleeding out
>>64029866
this anon gets it
>>64030813
>tips menorah
>>64030670
I agree with this anon. Porno is graphic sex. When someone describes sex in a rated R movie as "graphic", I laugh. You're not seeing a dick - real or fake - actually go in someone's mouth.
>>64031214
Yup not even a prosthetic penis.
>le top critics meme
Why the fuck is this a thing?
No one gives a fuck about the top critics score vs the full score.
>>64022371
It becomes CLUE! for 10 minutes. Shitty movie.
>>64021944
>the dialog wasn't like the others
I'd say the dialog was too much like Tarintino's other flicks; too modern sounding with too many needless "fucks" and "nigger" randomly tossed around that sound out of place in the 1870s Wild West setting.
>>64021973
>It was much longer than it needed to be
Agreed. For example, the scenes of stage coaches rolling down the road were d r a g g e d out way to long.
Other wise, it's a decent movie and worth watching.
>>64021865
it looked fucking stupid.
>>64021865
I love it when the RT "critics consensus" is written when the movie is at 90+% before all the reviews are in.
tarantino is genius
>>64027288
that's also sitting at around the same score on the tomatometer for top critics as OP
>>64021865
The USA in 2015 is not progressive enough to appreciate a black bull's BBC penetrating a white man's oppression hole.
>>64025200
This. We all know Tarantino has mommy issues, on account of Wilt Chamberlin, and only an older jewess could possibly have the ego and willpower to cuck that manchild more than his mother already has. Now that she's dead all we're gonna get is 3+ hour long westerns until he shoots himself.