Why did Luke Skywalker get a nose job?
>>64020080
Whoever did his facial surgury did a decent job of saving him TBQH
![Star+Wars+Mark+Hamill+(2)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0xmfCTA.jpg "Star+Wars+Mark+Hamill+(2)[1].jpg")
On January 11, 1977 Mark Hamill got into a car accident that fractured his nose and left cheekbone.
>>64020080
Because a wampa whomped him.
>>64020080
Hamill got his face grinded up in a car crash after ANH.
>>64020102
Wait, what happened to Luke? I only remember Wampa fucking him up but that wasnt THAT bad.
>>64020080
because he went through some horrible car accident between ANH and ESB...
>>64020116
That's a nose job. A fractured nose doesn't require this sort of surgery
>>64020080
Reminder Mark Hamill looked better after the accident. Looked more like a man should look.
Hamill intentionally disfigured his face so he could quit Star Wars and pursue his voice acting dream. But they kept bringing him back.
>>64020174
Yes, that's a nose job though.
The thing is in ESB he still looks okay, it is RotJ that his face goes scarface.
>>64020148
they used it to actually cover the car acident damage. so yeah you can say that it is the wampa scar
If he didn't get into the accident, he would've never would've grown to look this bad ass today.
>>64020209
He looks pugged-faced afterwards though, you faggot.
>>64020186
I am very sorry Herr Cocktor, please enlighten us more
>>64020080
He was in a horrible t-16 accident. He's really sensitive about it so no one mentions it
>>64020248
The force works in mysterious ways
>>64020248
He does look pretty badass with that beard desu
>>64020186
>>64020221
You have no idea the extent of how bad it was, nobody does except Mark Hamill.
>>64020221
>Why did Luke Skywalker get a nose job?
>because he went through some horrible car accident between ANH and ESB...
>Yes, that's a nose job though.
You have jus earned Griffindoor 10 points for observation skills
>>64020209
He looks more like Michael Biehn afterwards.
>>64020186
>>64020221
Fucking idiot, his face resembled hamburger meat after the crash and clearly had the entire half of his face altered. His nose was perfect before.
>>64020080
>tfw Mark is good looking again, except as an old handsome motherfucker.
>>64020248
Maybe growing old won't be so bad
>>64020080
car accident
>>64020361
>amill also acknowledged that the stories surrounding his injuries had become exaggerated in an episode of children's program Ask Aspel. Stating that he had only broken his nose, Hamill observed "over the period of years it's built up into having my face reconstructed with plastic surgery."[44]
>>64020209
After the accident his nose lost all of its symmetry.
>>64020248
God I fucking love Mark Hamill, it'll break my heart one day when he finally dies
>>64020361
Obviously he didn't think so, hence the cosmetic surgery
>>64020080
More like a face job.
He had a car accident.
>>64020396
Nigra claimed it was bad when it first happened, he's just doing damage control now.
He couldn't have aged more perfectly as far as Luke Skywalker is concerned.
>>64020381
Old person here. It's really fucking bad.
He looked better after the accident. It was free plastic surgery.
How did his accident happen?
Whenever I read his accounts, it sounds like he blacked out and doesn't remember what happened. Is he lying? Was he on drugs? Having a breakdown?
>>64020492
Lucas was driving
>>64020492
Don't drive and masturbate.
>>64020492
Hamill had a knick for fast cars and driving.
He crashed his BMW while doing some dumb ass high speed shit.
>>64020396
Hamill's full of shit, this >>64020209 is far more than just a broken nose plus a few years.
>>64020488
sorry m8.
>>64020466
The more bulbous nose really works for him now.
As stupid as it sounds, the fuller face looks like really good age make-up.
>>64020548
It looks like he shattered his nose and left cheekbone. That's about it desu
>>64020491
>He looked better after the accident.
No.
>>64020430
It'll break my heart when you die one day, anon :'(
>>64020591
>space between his nose and upper lip
>altered jaw
>visible scar running up to his eye
Nah
>>64020620
Yes. Look how tiny his face is in that pic you uploaded, and compare to after to how more square and masculine it looks. He looked more like a man and actually sort of handsome.
In that pic you uploaded, he looks like a young David Spade, who's fucking ugly.
Hamill actually let a polar bear swipe him in the face to create the Wampa scars.
>>64020491
Mark, pls. Pls, mark.
>>64020698
>square and masculine
No, it really doesn't.
I can't notice a difference
Please someone send help
>>64020747
Yes, it really does. It's fuller, which is what a man should have. Not some thin woman shaped face.
>>64020698
Sorry, anon, but your taste is shit. Everyone knows ANH Luke was the best looking Luke.
>>64020756
Autism can't be cured, anon.
>>64020248
>>64020781
My taste is great. ANH Luke is ugly as fuck. No defining features whatsoever.
The best looking Luke is TFA Luke
>>64020248
Is this the hourly Lukelust thread?
>>64020430
Mourn not for those who have become one with the force, Anon
>>64020777
>m-muh masculinity is more important than attractiveness
ffffffag
>>64020248
I thought he looked pretty badass too. Like somewhere between RoTS and ANH Obi Wan
>>64020777
You're wrong and without doubt a fat ugly cunt.
>>64020849
He looked more masculine and more attractive after. It is useless to resist the facts.
>>64020756
He's a Caucasian man. These could be different actors for all we know.
>>64020849
He looks like Alex from Clockwork Orange.
>>64020556
It's OK, at least death isn't so scary anymore.
In fact, I'm looking forward to it now.
>>64020897
Kek, just the opposite.
>>64020809
>ANH Luke is ugly as fuck
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.
>implying a new hope luke isn't best luke
>mfw
>>64020488
I laughed. Sorry.If it's any consolation, I'm acutely aware of the fact that I'll be old before I know it. Just getting my keks in while I can.
>>64020935
Fat ugly cunt, pls. No one cares what you think
>>64020939
Thin as fuck jaw, setback chin, small feminine nose, small undefined lips, forehead is small, eyes pretty good, hair is not combed right, nor thick enough to pull off that style.
>>64020675
Ill break out the champagne when you all die, anons.
But does he look better than Wing Commander Blair?
https://youtu.be/Fc7xZulpJGI
>>64020900
>He looked more masculine and more attractive after
That must be why his acting career didn't suddenly grind to a halt after SW and he never got into voice acting.
Oh wait.
>>64020961
He looks like Rey here, except male.
>>64020248
pure ideology!
>>64020986
>Thin as fuck jaw, setback chin, small feminine nose
You're clearly a fucking deranged faggot. His nose in ANH is BIGGER than it is in ESB after he had a nose job
>>64020986
Basically you think he's ugly because he's too feminine.
Anon, I think you may be a closet homosexual.
>>64021029
Because it rhymes with this shot you've seen a thousand times.
>>64021028
Mark Hamill before the accident wouldn't have much of a career after anyways, he wasn't that good looking to begin with. Plus Star Wars typecasted him as a farm boy wholesome hero, something that was difficult for him to shake, he was always associated with Luke. Plus, if you factor youth into it, he was already in his 30s when ROTJ ended, and as you get older you get less roles.
>>64021093
>less roles.
fewer
>>64021072
No, it's more bulbous in ESB, look again you fucktard.
>>64021078
No, it's because his features aren't very defined.
I'm bisexual actually, proud of it.
>>64021072
>His nose in ANH is BIGGER
Nah, his nose was actually rather innocuous and perfect.
>>64020186
He went off a highway going about 70mph and fractured most of his face, not just his nose.
>>64020520
"I'll try swerving, that's a good trick"
>>64020116
>>64020147
>>64020174
>>64020329
>>64020361
>>64020441
>>64020548
This is a hollywood myth
The accident was hardily that bad. Always see retards like this exclaiming how bad it was when they have no facts to back it up.
http://seanmunger.com/2013/07/18/faceoff-the-squirrely-legend-of-mark-hamills-car-crash/
>>64020961
>>64021089
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>64021155
>I'm bisexual actually, proud of it.
>biscum thinking his opinions have any weight
Top kek
>>64021201
You quoted me when you had no reason to
fuck you
>>64021163
He looks like kermit the frog in that pic.
>>64021203
P O T T E R Y
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>>64021241
>>64021241
>>64021203
George would be proud.
>>64021212
I do. More than you. I'm right.
SOMEONE POST THE REY .WEBM
seriously she's cute af
>>64021203
UNCANNY
>>64021203
>Rey has the manlier jawline and squintier eyes
Further proof ANH Luke was best girl.
>>64021275
>I'm right.
No one agrees with you, but keep telling yourself that.
>>64021300
Mark Hamill should've transitioned to female.
Wait... then the accident would've been worse.
>>64021155
>>64021163
Look at OP's picture, you fucking imbeciles, then kill yourselves.
>>64021329
Ok whatever you say =^)
>>64021203
P O E T R Y
>>64021241
Not even
his nose looks the same you autist
>>64021131
please explain anon
>>64021392
He looks better in that pic cause he's jutting his jaw out and looking up, making it look wider.
He really looked awkward in ANH.
>>64021347
>not paying attention to nostril width
What if he was replaced, like when Paul McCartney died?
>>64020148
Hamill was in a car accident a few months before the first movie premiered and had to get reconstructive surgery.
>>64021431
>still trying
>>64021435
>i am blind
>>64020209
What is sad is that they clearly had to reconstruct his manly chin cleft as well.
>>64021479
No you fuck, actually watch the damn movies.
>>64021421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fewer_vs._less
>>64020209
>Pre-accident Hamill appears as a beautiful northern European with sharp distinct features
>Post-accident Hamill looks like a filthy mongel Slav with rough flat features
>>64021203
Someone swap their faces.
>>64020080
that's a deviated/collapsed septum
they used to do mad coke while filming
there's an interview where carrie fisher points out the scenes where she was really coked out
>>64021476
Yep. He looked awkward. Look at that small weak chin.
>all this arguing over which Luke is best
Guys pls, every Luke is perfect.
>>64021516
I just fucking have, which is why I created this thread and why I create the comparison image.
His nose is considerably bigger in ANH, and then he;s had worked done, noticeably on the bridge.
>>64021562
Feminine =/= bad, you nigger.
>>64020911
Only attractive.
>>64021203
NYYYYOOOOH MY GAAAAWWWWDDDD
>>64021652
I've seen better. Hayden Christensen as Anakin in ROTS comes to mind. Feminine looking, but more attractive.
CO Luke is best Luke.
>>64020921
As should all Star Wars fans
>>64021652
That's a solid Aryan nose, senpai.
>>64021740
Luke looks fine senpai
>>64021606
No qt Luke twink to cuddle with
>>64021749
Disgusting britbong genes can't compare to based Hamill.
>>64020080
He wanted to look uglier.
>>64021774
He does, but ROTS Anakin is better looking. ROTS Anakin looks like a model almost.
>>64020849
Not sure if this is before or after the surgery, but he looks good here
>>64021392
>tfw no qt mark hamill bf
>>64021740
>he wouldn't fuck every version of Luke
You don't deserve him, anon.
>>64021848
It was before, from a ANH photoshoot.
>>64021856
I'd let old bad ass wise Luke carass me and spread his lightsaber apendage deep into my ass to the song Across the Stars.
>>64020492
He did a barrel roll.
In a BMW.
>>64020335
>He looks more like Michael Biehn afterwards.
Speaking of dudes who fucked their faces up
Biehn looks like Hannibal Lector now
>>64021838
>preferring bland Anakin to based Luke
Your taste just gets shittier and shittier, biscum.
>>64021838
He's a very handsome man. It's actually kind of impressive that Lucas managed to make his character so ugly.
>>64021522
Roles is an uncountable noun for Hamill because he hasn't had any.
>>64020547
It was a BMW M1.
>>64021945
His character looks good.
>>64020080
The car accident shit is all rumors. So for all of you arguing whether or not he looked better before or after the "crash"... it's literally all in your head.
A crash occurred but his face wasn't fucked up
>>64021902
Oh, you're a sub. That explains everything.
>>64022009
His face looks different though.
>>64022035
I'm 12 inches of subway, yes.
>>64021838
Luke a best
Anakin a shit
>>64022133
In terms of character=Luke
In terms of looks=Anakin
I thank mark for doing metalocalypse
>not liking Hamill in all his phases
I was even in love when he was a fat fuck with man boobs.
>>64021558
Does coke gives scars as well?
>>64021932
FF FFFF FFF FF FFFF
>>64021932
He just look older to me, but it's a shame he hasn't aged as well as some.
>>64022160
Fuck
>>64021606
Why was Vader so tall and broad and Luke so petite and tiny
Improvemed facial aesthetics was a side effect of his immersion in the bacta tank.
>>64022196
No, it does give you longer nails though
>>64022263
Unfuck
>>64020248
>Tfwstraightand think old Mark Hamill is handsome as fuck
>>64022309
Why does just one nail grow longer?
>>64021201
That blog post doesn't really refute this.
someone post more kawaii Luke
>>64022153
No. Luke is far cuter than that generic looking cunt. Hell, Christensen looks dead behind the eyes.
>>64022355
Christensen is hot af
>>64022263
sucking on those tits, handling them with care
imagine the feel of his body on your back while he fucks you while there is no tomorrow
>>64022342
coke
>>64021856
>Harrison Ford: Hey Daisy how do the youth do photos nowadays?
>Daisy Ridley: Try pointing, that's a good trick!
>you will never fuck Luke while getting fucked by Vader
Suffering
>>64021949
What is the best animated joker anon?
>>64022355
Anakin has great facial structure, Luke only a little bit.
Luke doesn't look really good until TFA
>>64020248
>>64022342
It doesn't, it is just easier to do coke. Like an accessory
>>64022379
He's generic and soulless. There's more to attractiveness than having a diamond dozen face.
>>64022310
He's probably the best looking he's ever been in his life. 64 and sexy wise badass as fuck.
>>64022342
>>64022309
its for scooping a bump of coke man.
>>64020491
>that wonky nose
>that fucked up septum
>those damaged eye sockets
He got fucked desu mate. Wonder if he'd have been as much of a bro if he was still pretty?
>>64022379
Agreed.
>>64022444
He's hot.
>Christensen
>better looking than Hamill at his pike (which were many)
In what world. he looks australian and depressed.
>>64022406
>Anakin has great facial structure
Yet no personality or charm.
>>64022481
Not in 2015 he isn't.
>>64022504
We're talking about looks.
>>64022481
He looks like he wants to die
Also looks like Eric Foreman
>>64022525
JUST
>>64022548
Nice projectionthere ugly self-negating redditor.
>>64022626
Oh wow.
>>64020374
What guru of unJUSTice did he train under to look like this?
>>64022626
Young Nick Offerman before the weight gain.
>>64020212
>Just when i tawt I was out, dey pull me bak in!
>>64022626
He looks like he could afford to get in a car accident
>>64022529
Personality and charm adds to looks, you autist. Hayden is a pretty face, but he has no particularly standout features and looks like cardboard. Luke has big blue eyes, personality, and imperfections that make him more appealing. Plus he's more boyish.
>>64022626
Did his acting get better?
>>64022663
who's that child on his lap?
rotj Luke is best luke
prove me wrong
>>64022633
Hayden pls go
>>64022650
>As part of the cover story in the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, Mark Hamill reveals that he, too, changed his diet to slip back into the character of Luke Skywalker decades later.
>Even as the piece notes that Hamill "seems to have lost a good 50 pounds," the 64-year-old actor shared his current menu with disdain. "Look at what I'm eating now instead of potato chips and bagels," he said, displaying what's described by the magazine as a fruit and vegetable plate and adding, "I'm on the 'if it tastes good, don't eat it' diet." But he's not looking to be praised for his new look, saying that "implies that I looked so dreadful before!"
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/mark-hamill-describes-weight-loss-845248
>>64022663
So hot.
>>64022663
Hayden has better facial aesthetics.
>>64022692
Yeah she looks hot af
>>64022712
At least he's eating healthier.
I keep forgetting that Hamil was actually a pretty boy. I mean, Jesus, that accident really did a number on him.
>>64022310
>unfucked his shit physically
>best shape he's been in in decades
>making huge dosh on Star Wars again
>not a bitter old man like Harrison or a fucked up ex-druggie like Fisher
>been doing jobs he loves and still acts like a huge fucking nerd at every opportunity
Is Hamill like the ultimate success from all the Star Wars films? He's not the richest of the bunch but he clearly is the happiest and healthiest.
>>64022730
Looks like a rapist
>>64020248
I really hope Luke kicks the shit out of someone in the next movie instead of just dying like a bitch lke Obi-Wan and Yoda
>>64022309
Oh god, I watched Star Wars today and I was kinda confused why one of Carrie's nails was longer, in her scene when she's trying to escape from stormtroopers looking for survivors in Antilles's ship.
Now it makes sense.
>>64022626
He actually looks better there than on SW. The porn stache needs to go, though
>>64022773
Would love to get raped by him desu
>>64022761
Yeah Hamill just feels like he's happy in life and is happy stepping back and letting the future generations act whilst leaving behind a great legacy. He doesn't feel washed up, just retired so to speak.
>>64022730
>>64022742
>two Hayden Christensenfags ruining a Hamill thread
Take your shit taste elsewhere, faggots.
>>64022761
He also has a good family life.
>>64022310
Finally Hamill is sexier than Ford
>>64022862
Ford was never sexy.
>>64021856
Luuke>luke
objective fact
>>64022287
Vader's wife was Portman. She's literally 5-foot-nothing.
>>64022857
Not going anywhere.
>>64022483
This t b h famillia
Luke is best boy in every way.
Mark didn't actually get into a car accident, he was just replaced by his clone Maark
>>64022857
Hello reddit!
>>64022773
That's what I said.
His car crash was so harsh that it turned his face into "hamburger meat"
Doctors were surprised he even survived
>>64020491
fuck, he looks like a white version of me
>>64022912
Then make yourself useful and post cute Hamill.
>>64022402Better Hamill Joker than Hamill.
>>64022956
>"Now" photos are intentionally awkward looking screencaps as if it wasn't enough to make fun of his weight
>>64022930
wat
>>64020994
I'll be at your funeral when you die after drinking too much in all of the other funerals, anon
>>64022883
Someone hasn't seen Blade Runner
>>64022956
>Doctors were surprised he even survived
The Force was with him.
>>64022626
He looks like the Light Side version of Steve Buscemi.
>>64022956
>using the worst pictures he could find
How very NaCl of you.
>>64022956
>now
>>64023073
I always thought he would get his shit together for Episode VII but I didn't imagine he'd turn into such a badass desu. He hit max level.
![Ellar.Coltrane[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xKHxJ1Z.jpg "Ellar.Coltrane[1].jpg")
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>>64023132
>>64023073
>all that makeup
>>64023006
Have you seen Sushi Girl? He was Val Kilmer tier for a while.
>>64022857
It's silly to compare them anyway, they offer entirely different things.
Anakin is the dark sexy type who has that hot dominant rapist smoulder
Luke is the qt 3.14 innocent twink type who you want to love tenderly
They're not really comparable.
>>64021203
It's like pottery. It rimes.
>>64020080
His face got smashed in by a Wampa.
>>64020209
I don't know if he looked better, but he looked much more like a veteran of a brutal civil war ought to look. It gave the sense that a lot of hardcore shit has happened between the movies and the teenage Luke from Episode IV has become a man.
>>64020374
Surprising in what a little weight loss can do. Of course getting fitter helps.
>>64020821
Lukelust and Hamill appreciation threads are the only good SW threads.
>>64023073
He's so cute.
>>64020209
>after is a nigger nose
was hammill BLACKED?
>>64023460
Can't really disagree.
>>64022956
>That hunky first luke
>>64023463
His smile has always been a miracle of the universe.
>>64023564
Did it work on Guinness or did he stay a grumpy old man on set?
>>64023564
Luke did I ever tell you about the time I owed money to the bookies and had to degrade myself to working in genre trash just to cover the vig?
Was it ever confirmed that Mark did coke?
>>64023824
Was he in a movie in the 70's or 80's? Did he know carrie fisher?
>>64023824
he must have at least tried it.
can you imagine 80s carrie fisher smiling and offering to do some coke with you every single day for months on end
nobody has that kind of willpower
>>64020248
JUST UNFUCK MY SHIT DOWM
>>64023738
Apparently he was a good guy to the other actors. I think I remember reading that he really enjoyed mentoring the younger actors
