ITT: Mary Sues
/tv/ learns a new phrase repeats it like a retarded kid who learns a new curse word
>Luke
Got rekt by the tusken raiders, needed Obi Wan to save him
Nearly got killed by the men in the cantina, needed Obi Wan to save him
Needed Leia and Han to cover his ass constantly during the rescue mission, which ended up being a clusterfuck
Screwed up deflecting blaster bolts while Obi Wan was training him, never actually does that until 2 movies later
Rarely used his lightsaber at all
Needs C3PO to interpret droids for him
Initially annoyed Han and Leia with his naivete and innocence
Needed R2 to save him from being crushed by the trash compactor
Needed Obi Wan to protect him from Vader
Needed Wedge to protect him from a TIE fighter during the trench run
Needed Han to save him from Vader during the trench run
Piloted competently, didn't do anything the other rebel pilots couldn't do (except aim the torpedo)
Used the force once
>Rey
Beat up four guys by herself
Skilled marksman
Skilled mechanic
Knew more about the Millennium Falcon than Han and Chewie, who piloted and repaired it for years
Piloted the Millennium Falcon by herself competently enough to outmaneuver two TIE fighters, even though it required two pilots
Gets kidnapped once, ends up saving herself anyways
Better at using the Force than Kylo, who trained under Luke for years
Instantly knowledgeable about probing minds, telekinesis, and using Jedi mindtricks
Instantly skilled at using a lightsaber
Has super saiyan jedi mode, which no other jedi has ever used in the movies
May have possibly learned all of this at the ripe young age of 4, depending on her backstory
Instantly liked by everyone
Instantly trusted by the Resistance to go on a mission to find Luke, even though they barely knew her
Can speak Droid and Wookie fluently
>>64016088
>ITT: OP shitpoats to defend his waifu
I mean, you know who else could fly very well, use the Force, fix things, speak multiple languages and aim very well with a Blaster? Fucking Luke.
And don't tell me "that was after intensive training". He was able to do all those things in A New Hope. He was already a great pilot, he could fix the droids, he used the Force to land a perfect shot at the Death Star, he was able to kill Stormtroopers with a Blaster. The only thing he couldn't do was beat Darth Vader, but Kylo is clearly less capable than Vader.
Also, Rey has a lot more experience with melee weapons than Luke did at the time.
Also, remember how Anakin could do all those thing except, of course, sword fighting, at fucking 9? Really, people are so fucking stupid. It's Star Wars, you're not supposed to take it too seriously.
Kylo was fucking injured as well!
>>64016469
Don't forget she learned wookie on a backwater shithole without a single wookie in sight.
>>64016088
Agreed
>>64016498
>speak multiple languages
>he could fix the droids
Why do people continue to just completely lie about what happens in Star Wars and pretend they won't be called out on it?
>>64016495
Everything she knows about the falcon that han doesn't she knows because her boss changed it.
>>64017246
No, she suggests a repair and Han says "I didn't think of that" not "oh I didn't know that change"
>>64016410
It's cuck all over again
>>64016498
>fix things
When?
>speak multiple languages
When?
>aim very well with a Blaster
When?
>>64016088
tfw you actually like mary sues.
people speak about them as if they are a bad thing
Right
the
fuck
HERE!
>>64017518
Luke knowing how to use a blaster makes sense because in the scene where he runs into sand people he's carrying a blaster (and still gets his ass kicked and needs to be saved by Obi-Wan). Meanwhile Rey is able to start sniping people one handing from 30 yards away after 1 attempt.
>>64017608
Luke never aimed well with a blaster. He kills like one or two stormtroopers over the course of the entire Death Star escape sequence despite firing nearly constantly.
>>64017608
The force
>>64016495
>First time she flys
That wasn't the first she flew though. Why would she refer to herself as a pilot if she had never flown a space ship before?
>>64016498
luke can speak multiple languages? he needs c3po to understand r2d2 and he needs han solo to understand the chewbaca
>>64018096
understand chewbaca*
>>64016088
>ITT: best SW character
There you go, OP.
