This is the most view youtube video in youtube history that is not a music video. It has had over 1,200,000 views in the past 24 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs
>1,081,654,377 views as of this post
>54 minutes 12 seconds runtime
>111,540.46 years worth o combined time humanity has spent watching this
To put this length of time into perspective.
>Agriculture involving domestication of plants was developed around 11,500 years ago
>10,000-20,000 years ago Evolution of light skin in Europeans
>200,000 years ago earliest fossil evidence for anatomically modern Homo sapiens
Imagine what humanity could do if only 1/10th (11,154 years) of this time was put to focused use to better humanity as a whole.
So, like what social programming does that video have on the brains of the children watching it? Has anyone here watched it all the way through? Is it something kids should actually be viewing?
I doubt anyone is watching this shit all the way through, but even if each person only watched 60 seconds it would still be too much time.
>111,540.46 years.
I spend longer than that on /tv/ every day.
That's not how humanity works
My niece used to love watching little baby bum. Their videos are really annoying, I couldn't stand more than a few seconds of it.
>>64011362
Aside from the obvious counting, rhyme, spelling, etc teaching tools, it teaches to anthropomorphize inanimate objects and animals (furry programming?) It teaches diversity, segregation of gender, class system, racism, leaving home is bad because it makes your parents sad (classic Jewish mother guilt trip programming) and a shit load of other things. It is amazing what you can hide in colorful smiles.
>>64011362
>It has had over 1,200,000 views in the past 24 hours.
Add another 50,206 to that since this was posted.
>>64011484
Well, yes it is. The type of social programming you choose to teach kids determines what the future will be like. You turn 111k+ years of social programming into whatever the fuck you want to. You plant seeds in their mind for what jobs they are more likely to want or who they should marry, all manner of things. It really turns into workload in the end, but in a distributed way because the film itself teaches so many things.
If something like that was focused to 1 thing the results could be quite amazing.
>>64011415
I've known kids to rewatch the same thing 10-30 times, especially Disney stuff. They do it until they can mimic every word and facial expression.
yeah, these toddlers should be out farming the fields, or learning to build rocket engines
the people who watch this shit still make boom boom in their diapers, and parent's just let their kids watch it on their phone or something while they get groceries and shit
not a big deal
Damn it averages 2,159,090 views a day.
>>64011932
see
>>64011713
It is obviously more complicated than that as stated.
They're bots.
The Indian government gives subsidies to "educational" videos based on views and comments. That's why there's so many nightmare-tier CG videos that break every copyright on youtube
>>64012000
El Bebe Productions Limited is a UK based company.
>>64012055
Yeah, what's the difference?
>>64012121
>2015
>people don't realize that youtube's primary viewing demographic is 0-12
I'm guessing these are people who grew up on youtube, therefore are operate under the delusion it isn't entirely shit.
>>64011362
The Russian cartoon bear video has more views.
>>64012379
link?
>>64012379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYniUCGPGLs
only ranks in at 1,022,253,211
>>64012439
I was wrong, it only has 1,022,253,211 views.
These are the only two non music videos on Youtube with 10 digit views btw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYniUCGPGLs
>>64011500
>used to
what happened to her anon?
>>64012568
And, this one is the 3rd highest, non-music video one,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM
Not yet a billion views, at least it is just some random shit and not social programming.
>tfw I used to watch Stick Figures fighting videos on Newgrounds
>tfw I keep watching them in Hyun's Dojo
>most of them are shit
>>64012625
She posts on 4chan all the time now.
>>64012657
That's sad
>>64011362
These kind of videos are what third worlders play on their $50 tablets over and over to keep their children entertained, that's how they rack up such a high view count.
>>64012625
She stopped watching them for a while, and now she doesn't like the videos.
>>64012493
Why does Russian sound so repulsive?
>>64011362
op what the fuck are little kids going to do for the world? someone pushed play and left to do better things with their time.
>>64013088
>>64011484
You guys really have no clue at all do you?
>social-programming
>1: The process by which the ideas, concepts and beliefs of the society in which we live are ingrained into our psyche. The process is usually by authoritative decree or by assimilation.
>2: The ideas, concepts and beliefs of our social environment that become ingrained in our psyche.
Imagine if those parents sat their children down to something that was programming them to do 1 task and nothing else at all. It'd be the equivalent of of a world wide super computer in 20 years when they are all grown up and actually doing what they've been programmed to do.
>>64013201
you are still wasting 15, 20 years for the first group to do anything
>>64013405
No, you continue the next phase of programming. Online forums like >>>/pol/ but that doesn't matter because your point is completely moot in that the original regard.
Johnny Johnny!
Just imagine if we could somehow have recorded the views of every popular kids show in the last 60 years, the majority of them would put that youtube video to shame.
>>64011362
>Friend lets his 4 year old sit in front of the computer and watch this shit
>he comes back 5 minutes later to see him watching a video of somebody killing people in GTA V or Videos of drag racing
Only a matter of time before something worse comes up on related videos
>>64014030
Clever kid
>>64013945
I wonder how many views there are and how much time it adds up to for all the stuff every posted to youtube?
>>64014030
>Only a matter of time before something worse comes up on related videos
Anyone here remember the game where you post something extremely innocent and have to post the most adult content you can get merely by clicking through related content?
I think the best I did was ending up on some video where a chick was teaching people how to shave her pussy, graphically.
>>64011713
>they rewatch it 10-30 times a day until they can mimic every word and facial expression
Good lord it's literally baneposting
