Clarkson on suicide watch.
>>64008233
I... I feel trapped, like a moth in a bath!
>>64008233
Nobody will watch it except loners. I would rather have sex with my wife than watch these faggots.
Is that Moss?
>>64008233
>le snatky deadpan smug superior autistic black man
please no
>>64008233
fucking kek
>>64008345
Ayoade is based.
![top-gear[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vM2hQi8.jpg "top-gear[1].jpg")
>>64008345
he is the only good one out of the 4
>>64008345
>not liking Ayoade
wew
>>64008233
Is that Guy Martin? They'll need subtitles
Its actually these
why is Ayoade doing this and not directing movies
fuck
>>64008233
>muh diversity
>>64008233
>meme presenters
Why can't they get somebody who knows about cars?
Christ this looks terrible. Why even try
>>64008233
the shitskins that run the country and bbc will be upset, a nigger is in but no shitskin ?
>>64008462
Ayoade is more of a shitskin than a nigger.
>>64008345
Anon, he's got a lot of experience with vehicles
Not a bad lineup to be fair, they'll keep it going for a time. Probably won't be as good though, Clarkson, Hammond and May turned it into something unique to them, no one can replicate that.
>Top Gear's new line-up has been revealed but nobody has ever heard of two of the presenters who will front the show alongside Chris Evans.
>Journalist Chris Harris and German racing driver Sabine Schmitz have been selected after the likes of Jodie Kidd, Zoe Ball and Suzi Perry all ruled themselves out.
>It comes as filming of the BBC show descended into chaos as two key backroom staff quit.
This is from the >Daily Mail, one hour ago.
>>64008345
Fuck you
>>64008233
please be bait
please be bait
please be bait
>>64008491
David Coulthard too
I'm just not going to watch it.
The only reason Top Gear was what it was was because of Clarkson, May, and Hammond. You can call it Top Gear all you like, but without them, it's not the same show.
Everybody I know feels the same way, and I think a lot of people are going to vote with their wallets - there's no fucking way it's going to catch the attention of as many people as those three did, and when the BBC realizes that, they'll bring Clarkson back. I hope.
>>64008431
Are you some sort of Southern poofter, lad?
>>64008434
Fucking kek. This will be fucking awful, they might as well just cancel it.
>>64008449
>top gear
>about cars
>>64008491
>Zoe Ball
I'd watch it if they hired Zoe Bell, she has experience doing automotive stunts and whatnot
>>64008462
>the shitskins that run the country
What country is this, nignog?
US Top Gear is better anyway
>>64008588
Exactly. This was a golden opportunity to create an actual motoring show and shitcan the worthless burgertainment that it was under Clarkson.
>>64008547
>and when the BBC realizes that, they'll bring Clarkson back
No they won't. He's fucked off to Amazon.
>>64008622
United Kaliphate, UK for short
>>64008345
>hating Ayoade
>>64008491
>Chris Evans
Captain A. is a new Top Gear presenter?
>>64008622
Britstan
Hype for Guy Martin but Richard Ayoade is played out and predictable
>>64008649
>burgertainment
>>64008491
Sabine has been on Top Gear before. I Remember her doing something at the Nurburgring.
so how long until the BBC cancels this one?
I never gave a shit about cars, I only watched Top Gear for the banter between Clarckson, May and Hammond
>>64008483
>>64008462
Ayoade is one of the whitest people ever
>>64008696
Racing in a Ford Tranny, wasn't it?
>>64008233
All them are shit nice going BBC
>>64008707
Why will they cancel it? Unless the ratings absolutely plummet, which they won't. They'll keep producing it.
>Dean Lerner's Top Gear
I'd watch it.
>>64008549
A bit souther than south m8. Top Gear UK was huge here in Australia - I can tell that many people here will have trouble understanding him. But if you Brits can understand him, I guess that's all that really matters.I personally understand him perfectly fine, but that's because half my family is from England
>>64008756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRW9o-DnST0
>>64008707
same bro, they did some funny as shit. Fucking gay ass faggots want to change everything
>>64008768
fack off ya facking cant
>>64008434
I'd fuck Sabine silly and you can bet i'm gonna be quicker.
>>64008864
Margaret Thatcher did nothing wrong
>>64008955
>implying I'm british
wew lad
>>64008955
also, I once heard from an aussie you need to call aussies shitcunts, regular cunt just won't cut it
is that true?
>>64008955
would it rustle your jimmies if I called you a kiwi shitcunt?
>>64008634
>woah we're having sooo much fuuuuuun
>do you have fun yet?
>>64008634
sean penn, some fat guido and a neckbeard
10/10 cast desu senpai
>>64008491
>It comes as filming of the BBC show descended into chaos as two key backroom staff quit.
The fuck happened there?
>>64009155
I guess they got tired of being having BIG BLACK COCK spammed to their work email
I mean, we've all done that
>>64008233
>Clarkson on suicide watch
Clarkson and the others will be laughing all the way to the bank with their new show, while this new Top Gear fails hard.
Top Gear was a show about three mates who make stupid jokes, prank each other and take the piss out of anything foreign. Nobody watched it for the cars.
>>64009045
Yeah, cunt can mean anyone in a variety of contexts, if you want to make it clear that you use 'cunt' to mean an insult, you say shitcunt
>>64009305
Clarkson, pls.
>>64009359
Shithouse cunt.
>>64008233
Guy and Moss the only decent people there, and it will still suck
>>64008233
>twat (stick to radio)
>who (literally)
>meme (le awkward eccentric shtick)
>token woman (we're so progressive guys)
please be bait
>>64009939
shithouse is an outside standalone toilet building, or something that it rather unpleasant. you're best off just calling me a shitcunt, cunt
>>64008955
You are the scum of the earth
>>64008345
Cool it anon, or you'll get a knuckle supper
>>64008491
>Daily mail
The most reliable source on the planet.
Pretty sure they said that top gear gives you cancer.
>>64008233
>Chris 'literally everyone hates that dumb cunt except BBC excutives' Evans
>Le beard guy
>Le comedy guy
>Le strong facial features nerd gurl
WELP
Just like when I stopped listening to Radio 2 in the mornings since Chris took overstill tune in for ken bruce and popmaster tho , I shall no longer watch Top Gear.
>>64010371
oh my god, the daily mail! *opens grauniad*
>posting fake presenters in the OP
I hopeFearne Cotton and Reggie Yatesbecome presenters
>>64010604
Yates is an okay lad. Met him once, seems affable. As for Cotton, cervix cancer is too good for her. Piece of shit.
>>64010604
Tonight, on BBC3 Top Gear; Are cars sexist and or racist? Reggie Yates delves deeper.
