Is Jay right?
>>64002881
Who cares? Gremlins is a shit film you watch when you're seven and the babysitter doesn't feel like playing with you. These movies have no cultural value.
>>64002956
>These movies have no cultural value.
that's not the movies fault considering nothing American has cultural value. All of America's culture is stolen.
Joyless nerds rip apart everything so yeah, of course.
>>64002881
>creating threads about a minor e-celeb's random tweet
What the fuck has this place become?
>>64002956
>cultural value
Wouldn't that mean that films like The a Butler and The Blindside are "better" because they bring up a significant part of American culture? How the fuck do you define that? This isn't the 17th century, you fucking idiot. You don't get to cop out by saying that something is "bad" because it doesn't pertain to your ultra specific definition of what has value.
>because the rules are total nonsense
Gremlins 2 already mocked that to begin with.
Watching their Jack and Jill review and they say that it's a FILM.
I dont care what the fuck Jay thinks since he obviously has no idea what he's talking about.
>>64002956
>Gremlins is a shit film
This. It's shit compared to the sequel which is superior in everyway.
>>64002881
>>64002881
People complained about that shit even back then
They even make fun of it in the second movie
The thing is, Gremlins is pure fucking FUN movie and people watch it to see Gremlins fuck around and wreck shit, not for some rules
>RLM speaking against joyless nerds
This is like Simon Pegg speaking against nerd culture
>>64002881
it's what happened with I Follows, so yeah
>>64003007
Okay sperg, keep thinking your spooky puppet movie is more valuable to society than Gone With the Wind.
>>64002956
>babysitter doesn't feel like playing with you
Mine played with my tail. It was lovely. Then he stopped coming around. ;_;
>>64002986
Hey I'll have you know I take great joy in ripping things apart
but aren't rlm only e-famous because of their "joyless nerd nitpicks children's movies" videos?
>>64002983
yet here you are in an American website, typing in english, discussing american movies and TV shows with a bunch of americans.
that's weird
>>64002881
>joyless nerd would rip ir apart
what is RLM?
You joyless nerds better not rip on Space Cop when it comes out because the rules are total nonsense :")
>>64003131
>>64003063
watch their Best of the Worst videos, they take joy in the weirdest things there are.
>>64003063
Not really. Simply because of the Plinkett reviews, RLM has this stigma that all they do is cynically rip apart movies, even though Half in the Bag has always been fair and balanced.
>>64003182
because LE IRONIC SO BAD IT'S GOOD
>>64003123
>yet here you are in an American website
which idea was stolen from 2ch, a japanese image board
>typing in english
stolen from Europe
>discussing american movies
How do you know? I could specifically only talk about foreign movies when I post here? All I stated it wasn't the fault of the film itself that it has no culture. If it were made by a society that actually had culture, it would have culture
>with a bunch of americans.
Plenty of people besides Americans visit this site, moron
>>64003218
They don't do that as often as you'd think.
They try hard to find good aspects of every movie.
Also, try watching stuff with friends, you'll have a great time regardless
>>64002881
I think max rubbed off on him
And he is also acting like him as well
>>64003314
Because Max Landis is the first person to ever talk about movies on Twitter?
Jay, whose entire career relied on someone picking apart movies whose plots made no sense. He'd be flipping burgers muttering about directors nobody has heard of.
>>64003408
>The Star Wars prequels are terrible so every movie deserves that same level of criticism
Fucking retard.
>>64002881
NEW BEST OF THE WORST IS OUT
The internet has to prove how much smarter they are and how their tastes are more refined when it comes to everything. A movie could be a 10/10 and still some faggots wold be pulling it apart because of small plot holes or one scene where the CGI isn't pristine.
>>64003360
I was saying that he is a poof and came on jay
>>64003439
HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE
SO LONG NERDS
>>64003439
nigga yous right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbPUHfBJA0
Sticky WHEN?
>>64002881
>gremlins reboot now in production
>takes all the scenes from the original
>replace lead with woman, add black guy
>"you guys are jaded faggots, just turn your brain off"
You can dismiss any criticism as "joyless nerds"
The thing is it's usually the opposite, the kind of people that are critical about movies are the kind of people who actually give a shit about them, they rip them apart because they care and want to see improvement
>>64003554
None of your greentext has anything to do with what Jay said.
>>64002956
oddly specific
Technically it's always after midnight.
>>64002881
as long as they dont remake dark crystal im fine. hollywoo touches that and im done with movies
>>64003579
>confirmed for joyless nerd
>>64003511
>>64003439
>it's real
>>64003123
>yet here you are in an American website
Haha oh wow you really don't know?
They're magical fucking creatures, the rules don't have to be logical
>>64002994
>minor e-celeb
They got a sticky you mung. They're officially just celebs now.
>>64003591
it's extremely hard to tell if he's trying to deny all criticism from a mega production established franchise just because it's the next movie they've decided to drop into theaters or whatever his tweet was supposed to mean
>>64002881
wtf happened to them? They would never say such asinine bullshit before.
>>64003123
>American website
Ripped from Japan.
>Typing in English
Ripped from England.
>Discussing American movies and TV shows
Adaptations of European Literature, Philosophy and existing TV shows
>with a bunch of Americans
The majority of 4chan posters are from the UK and Australia. Look it up. Moot confirmed.
>>64003182
they hated the star wars prequels, they're clearly joyless nerds just ripping it apart
just turn your brain off bro
>>64003034
Jack and Jill is patrician as fuck m8
http://web.archive.org/web/20150905191920/http://cityarts.info/2011/11/11/plumbing-ethnicity-sandler%E2%80%99s-jack-jill-and-tyler-perry/
Based Armond
>>64003676
The tweet is pretty straight forward, idiot.
>>64003799
so was my greentext retard
>being called joyless nerds by RLM
what?
>>64003271
>English stolen from Europe
And look what we did to improve it. We got rid of those shitty accents in less than 5 generations.
>>64003123
>American website
ahahaha oh wow
>>64003810
Your greentext was implying a whole bunch of arguments that have nothing to do with his post.
>>64003606
i think what he means is it's one of them films your parents/minder/whatever don't mind you watching, and let you watch it to make you feel cool and that you're not a 'little kid' no more.
my dad did the same with predator. goofy action flick with aliens which he let me watch when i was around 7-8. i was ill as fuck and probably being a little bitch, and to make me feel older, and probably to stop me from crying, he was like son...i'm gonna let you watch predator, but you gotta be a big boy, and stop being a little bitch, ok? or something like that.
one of my fondest memories
>>64002881
I didnt like Gremlins even back then.
Critters master race.
>>64003889
Shame it didn't work
>>64003889
This makes me want to ring my dad for some reason.
>>64002881
Doesn't Mike lament the idea of a modern Gremlins in the Krampus HitB?
Is he having a dig at Mike?
>>64002881
Jayfu is never wrong.
He's right, but RLM are more guilty of that shit than anyone.
>>64004013
I think he specifically meant a remake. While jay is talking about if the original came out now.
>>64004013
What's with people in this thread adding all sorts of weird implications to a ridiculously straight forward statement?
>>64004034
Have you ever watched Half in the Bag? Mike and Jay are more forgiving and reasonable with their film criticisms than anyone else on the Internet.
>>64002881
Gremlins 2 is the good movie of the series, anyway.
>>64004164
they weren't forgiving with the prequels
ohhhhh
>>64003271
if all of this is stolen, why are you choosing to participate here instead of on 2chan or a european chan?
>>64004209
The prequel reviews are meant to rip the prequels apart.
Hitb looks more objectively at movies and mike and jay are usually very forgiving if the movie is fun
>>64004209
That's because the prequels are terrible. This isn't rocket science.
>>64002956
>Gremlins have no cultural value.
You're a total retard, easily one of America's more influential films.
>>64004137
140 character limit, he doesn't make it clear if it's a reboot or not. he is a joyless nerd too.
>>64004321
Jay is the only person at RLM that I WOULDN'T describe as joyless.
>>64004264
This. They even enjoy most capeshit, that this board loathes so much.
>>64003511
>It's a beardfat best of the worst
GOAT lineup tb h
>>64002956
Yea, this. The fact that Jay clings to a piece of shit movie like that just reinforces the notion that he's a complete and utter pleb who only likes shit he saw as a kid period.
>>64004341
RLM are joyless drunkard assholes who have no skills other than the 5 years that spent in the Chicago Film school studying the disaster that would lead to modern cinema. they are lucky to have picked up the fame when they did and they know that because they're riding it out now. sure jay maybe the least cynical in the group, but he's no saint
>>64004455
Except he likes all kinds of different modern movies too.
>>64002956
>you watch when you're seven and the babysitter doesn't feel like playing with you
What would she play with you, anon?
>>64003511
>>64003439
>>64003647
I wish they would "review" the Star Wars holiday special every Christmas.
;_;
>>64003433
You're being hyperbolic. Let me remind you that Jay isn't even referring to any events that actually happened. He's talking about a hypothetical.
>>64004493
No he doesn't. Unless they're reboots or sequels to shit he already liked.
>>64004548
jay's faves are gory horror movies and pretentious art house shit, he's got an opinion just like everyone else
>>64002881
Jay should get off his high horse and stop his little crusade or whatever he thinks he's doing, because RLM owns it's success to the nitpicking. I don't know what he believes to accomplish by this shit. Yeah he's got a point, but he's the wrong person to preach it. It's like I'm lectured by Woody Allen about incest.
>>64004548
You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>64004587
>a lack of coherent plot, character arcs, and good acting are nitpicks
Okay, anon.
>>64004605
Abloo bloo bloo.
He only likes 80s trash or movies that pay homage to 80s trash. Prove me wrong.
>>64004587
What crusade? You sound more invested in his occasional observations than he does.
>>64004631
they would have been nothing without the plinkett reviews. mike single handedly saved that group from blowing their brains out
>>64004658
>>64004631
>>64004605
>>64004548
>>64004518
>this autistic queer who defends his husbando Jay
Holy shit this is a new low even for /tv/.
I bet you jack it to Jay's subreddit bro.
>>64004633
He loved Blue Ruin, Under the Skin, and Jodorowsky movies.
>>64004687
literally
>>64004582
>>64004658
If you listen to the reviews Jay throws micro aggressions left and right, like he was being bullied or something.
>>64004633
Jay watches and love lots of artsy, surreal and deep shit movies that i'm sure you love too, anon.
>>64004687
>Blue Ruin
Because it reminds him of 80s action trash.
>and Jodorowsky movies.
Wow, a guy who I claim only likes shit he grew up with, likes movies by a guy he grew up with? No way! That disproves everything I said!
Also:
>He
It's okay Jay, get the fuck out and suck some cock.
>>64004668
You know it's true. Fuck, I wish they went back to the roots and embrace who they are. I'm not watching those fools because I'm into "eh, it was alright". Might as well could listen to spill.com
>>64004765
Mike is dead creatively that's why they stopped doing Plinkett.
He's not quite at Spoony's level yet but he's getting there.
>>64002881
>you're eating when suddenly you realize it's past midnight
>>64002956
Dude lmao
>>64004757
Blue Ruin has nothing at all to do with 80s trash. You're a fucking retard.
>>64003951
yeah, you're still a bitch
>>64004765
>I want them to rip apart every movie even though no movies are worth ripping apart as hard as the prequels
No thanks.
>>64004834
>ad hominem
Jay, it's time for bed.
>>64004811
RLM has released more videos this month than Spoony has in a year.
>>64004898
And all of them are just them sitting in front of a camera and vlogging.
Just like Spoony does (or did).
>>64004757
wow this guy really is retarded
>>64004811
I think he's just blocked up for some reason. Also I guess they have jobs but they're not using their potential. The early bottles were on their way to be something like this generations MST3K.
Of course, this is an overstatement, but that whole "we're always doing the opposite of what is expected because reasons" is fucking them in the ass royaly.
>>64003131
Shills for Disney.
>>64004914
>I don't understand what editing is
>>64004958
Yes, you don't. Thank you.
>>64003214
So they are the Fox news of movie reviews.
>>64004866
I don't want them to rip apart every movie but I enjoyed the sarcasm and the little "insights" into film making. Doesn't have to be their whole site, but every once in a while would be cool.
They're kinda like those porn models who either only do lesbian stuff on purpose, because they have a boyfriend, or only do scenes with one guy exclusively. Fucking selfish.
>>64004682
My post was criticizing him.
>>64003842
all the gook does is keep the lights on
>>64005002
They DO make cynical videos from time to time though. Look at their recent Star Wars Clickbait video.
>>64003637
Disney owns the muppets so they probably will.
>>64003838
>implying American English ain't 16th century penguin English
Is Jay feeling the guilt of being outed as a Disney shill?
>>64005037
>wahhh I can't take jokes
>>64002881
Blame it on le science nigger and the reddit science culture
Yeah science XD
>>64005151
Who needs science when we have the Bible?
>>64005142
The fuck are you talking about?
I'm waiting for them stating that they intended RLM for kids.
They clearly hate their fanbase and want new ones. After Jay lost the weight he wants to get rid off us. I bet Max Landis offered him a job.
>>64003838
>implying Americans didn't replace them with equally retarded array of jargon depending on where you landed in the states.
>>64005178
>because they ripped apart the Star Wars prequels, that means they need to rip apart every movie
What are you even talking about? Half in the Bag has always been fair. Mike recommended Battle Los Angeles way back on the very second episode.
>>64004866
you almost understand. they'd kill the joke if they kept repeating it. but if mike had an ounce of creativity left in his head instead of alcohol and sorrow maybe they could do something quirky or interesting instead of giving 'ok reviews' to every blockbuster that comes out once a week
>>64005037
they seem to be going down in quality as time goes on
If joyless nerds weren't a thing he and his buddies wouldn't have an audeince.
>>64005178
It's not really RLM's fault that you're more cynical than they are.
>ITT a bunch of butthurt joyless nerds
>>64005178
I still don't understand how people can watch HiTB, I couldn't finish their TFA review it was so boring.
Plinkett reviews were the only good thing RLM ever did, and they won't make those anymore because they're as lazy as Lucas.
>>64005352
>just turn your brain off lol xD why cant movies be fun hhahahahh fhhfh avengers shwarma hahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAKEBAB LOL
>>64005326
It's not about them being cynical but seemingly they're only reviewing marvel movies at this point. Then it goes something like "It was ok" "Yeah." "Do you remember the part where xyz" "I do." "So do you recommend this?" "Maybe. if you like that kind of stuff."
>>64005352
>fart in my ass
>>64005395
There was a golden age of Half in the Back, too. Maybe they should try doing a podcast. It's cheap, easy to do, doesn't take much prepping, they've got the equipment.
>Gremlins 2
https://youtu.be/x01l_jMhjVM
#TEAMCOCO
>>64005489
>I'm mad that RLM has gotten lazy. They should do something even lazier.
>>64005489
oh my god how fucking boring that would be. the only thing that keeps me in HitB is the crazy editing and the bad bad acting that they're known for.
>>64005178
>I bet Max Landis offered him a job.
yeah a blowjob
>>64005557
It could be pretty boring, maybe not. We'll never know. By this point RLM is just a friendship simulator anyway.
Will they ever release Space Cop or will they be too ashamed to make yet another "it's bad on purpose" movie?
>>64005702
They've never made a "bad on purpose" film. If you say Feeding Frenzy is, then you haven't seen Feeding Frenzy n
marina sirtis looks hotter now dude
id rather see that rape scene with milf marina now
>>64005734
Is it like that Gorilla film? Only watched that one.
>>64005987
they can only make ironically bad movies. it would be against the laws of the universe for them to make a good movie
>>64006032
Literally not a single one of their features has been "ironically bad."
>>64003123
>murrica made website
>murrica made english language
>>64006066
Pretty sure that Gorilla film wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It seems more like something you show your friends ironically.
>>64006150
That was made for fun in a week as an excuse to all hang out. Their "real" movies have not been "ironically bad" or whatever dumb shit people on /tv/ that haven't seen them try to call them.
>>64006212
Jesus dude, why are you so angry at us?
>>64006212
Are you their PR person? Stop making excuses.
>>64004137
Thats par for the course when it comes to /tv/s favorite e celebs.
>>64006305
>pointing out incorrect information is considered "making excuses"
>>64006347
>they've NEVER made a bad on purpose film
>except for that one, but that was obviously a joke one
Take a step back and realize they are not your friends. You don't actually know these people. Your judgement is obviously beung skewed.
I thought the recovered, or whatever it was called, wasn't that bad for a microbudget amature psychological horror. They even did the "it was all a dream" thing well enough.
They need to get out of their comfort zone and try to challenge themselves.
>>64006567
They make comedies because they enjoy making comedies. I don't understand /tv/'s obsession with wanting them to make something they clearly aren't interested in.
>>64006567
Haven't they criticized movies for ending with the dream bit?
>>64002881
holy shit no one cares.
I used to like redlettermemenia, but just fucking die already, you had your 15 minutes, hacks.
>>64006620
Mike didn't seem very interested in Max Landis.
>>64006644
With a big picture of the recovered fading in behind them.
>>64004757
blue ruin is a good movie for /k/ommandos
>>64005987
feeding frenzy is like a B horror movie, it's competent, but the budget shows. Way better than gorilla though.
Space cop is looking pretty bad though
>>64002983
You're probably a yuropoor, which makes it funny that you're saying this since Europe's culture consists of ruins, statues and some freshly built mosques.
>>64006991
>Way better than gorilla though
nope
>>64002881
Gremlins are unrealistic.
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
>>64002956
>tfw never had a babysitter with big teddies
