>hey bro I can't finish this whole pizza by myself, want some?
Y-You too!
Looks disgusting plus my mum told me never to accept anything from strangers
>hey man I'm designated driver tonight, any time you want to leave just give me a shout - ready when you are!
>if you need to puke don't worry, I've put plastic bags on the floor
lol, he is actually eating a whole fucking pizza by himself
reddit told me he was le sad inside man. why is he getting mad people are in a restaurant with him?
>>64001206
Why dont you invite some slices to your castrated gay bf?
>>64001206
>Eating pizza with a fork
Whoa
Is it free pizza?
who the fucks eats pizza with cutlery
>>64001276
Being unable to tell human emotion is a sign of being on the spectrum.
He's clearly posing for the picture as a joke
>reddit told me
You should have stayed there
>>64001338
When Americans go out for a fancy meal, they just get Pizza with a knife and fork. That's their version of culture
> tfw no eternal vampire bro
I'd even let him drink my blood if im being honest, no homo
>>64001206
I only like pepperoni pizza.
well it looks like shit but...
>>64001206
FREE PIZZA?
I would totally dine with Keanu, he's such a bro.
>>64001338
>>64001338
I do it, and I'm European
>>64001206
Sure thing Keanu. You want to go bowling later?
He has napkin on his legs so his pants wont be messy when he accidentally drops one :3
Sure Keanu
>>64001338
>why eat anything with cutlery when you can use your hands
>>64001445
He's such a nice guy :$
>>64001467
SHES CUTE
>>64001414
Nice try Amerifat, people don't identify themselves as European. It's like saying I'm North American
>>64001445
Well of course, those are most likely thousand dollar jeans he is wearing.
>>64001206
eh, sure.. thanks.
>>64001384
>pepperoni
>no pepper
wat
>>64001438COUSIN!
>I can't finish this whole pizza by myself
Its not even that big of a pizza
>>64001206
>>64001384
this looks delicious
i don't care if it's free pizza or not, any restaurant that makes me slice my own fucking pizza aint worth it
