Is there a screener out or what?
>>63995358
leave your cave once in a while, jesus
No screener but the cam is one of the better cams and for the most part watchable. Just the dark areas suck shit as you would expect but luckily those only happen when there are bright lasers flying about with bright white stormtroopers or when there are lightsabers on screen, so you can actually see
>>63995358
he looks like he's about to drop is next mixtape senpai.
>>63995382
Was it a metaphor about Luke taking her virginity?
>>63995426
I've seen the cam and it's definitely not the quality these screens are.
>>63995447
Yes
>>63995358
He looks cool as FUCK
>>63995358
Look at the sadness in his eyes. He knows she's his daughter.
>>63995426
>people actually put up with cams
>people actually make do with cams
>people actually waste free bandwidth on cams
>people actually waste hours of their natural film watching lives on cams
>people actually let their kids watch cams
>>63995460
seconded
do you think luke is going to ride rey like a backpack while he trains her
>>63995460
Yeah the cam is nowhere near this quality.
Are these promo pics (unlikely as it shows the end of the movie) or is some asshole hiding a very decent screener from us?
>>63995975
I didn't but I do know. Thanks.
>>63995975
kek'd
I just saw it about 3 hours ago. They show Luke at the very end and they don't even fucking give him a line? Ruined the entire movie for me. Now that I think back on it there's about a hundred things wrong with the whole thing.
>>63996050
you're extremely late to the party but come on in I guess
>yfw jedi training is just like a 10 hour crash course on wise sayings and various force techniques
Where did you find such a high quality rip?
>>63995382
god why is she so smug??
>>63996181
With eye of the tiger playing in the background
>>63996253
that's smug to you? she looks like she's meeting her idol and she doesn't know what to do with herself
>>63995744
anything they do with Luke in the next film will be a disappointment unfortunately. screencap this post.
>>63996181
Honestly this, Rey shows you need no force training to defeat a "trained" force user under Supreme Lead Snoke and SKywalker himself. In fact, she just almost killed an old padawan of Luke's, what makes her think he can teach her anything.
>>63996253
Autist detected
>>63996181
Well yeah, thats how it's always been. Obi-Wan even says "Let go of your conscious self and act on instinct" in the first movie. Being instructed as a Jedi is about understanding the Force, the training is putting that understanding into practice and the whole point of the Force is to give you great instincts so you don't have to spend decades training your reflexes.
>>63996226
I haven't found it yet, that's why I'm asking. Just spotted the caps floating around and wondered where the fuck they came from.
what exactly is on his face?
he looks like he is angry
>>63995991
probably upscaled and trimmed hd cam pics
Words cannot express how much I want Episode VIII to end with Luke kicking the shit out of people with his green lightsaber.
>>63996367
I read that as "here we go. I'm getting too old for this shit."
>>63996367
Han died and was killed by one of his pupils. Why isn't he cheering you ask?
>>63996420
well I mean he's being reunited with his daughter
>>63995382
Rey was so bad in this jesus christ. Hyper competent wooden plank, with occasional flare ups of being a bitch. Why should anyone root for her? Kylo was the underdog around her
>>63996367
It's the look of a man who didn't want to be found, and didn't want anything to do with training Jedi students anymore.
And then a Jedi student finds him.
He's not angry, he's just "I can't handle this again."
>>63996367
He's sad as fuck and about to face what he's been waiting who knows how long for
Not being able to recognize facial cues are a sign of autism desu
>>63996444
Yeah, no. They won't pull this obvious shit. She might be a pupil or even related to Kenobi or something but the implications the movie are a red herring imho.
>>63995447
>virginity
KEK. Luke's tiny lightsaber couldn't compete with Finn's monster BBC
>>63995358
ZERO
FUCKING
LINES
>>63996639
cameo. hes not even gonna be in the upcoming movies
>>63996559
>Implying Luke wouldn't make her orgasm using only the Force
How can black janitors even compete
I want Mark Hamill to use the Joker voice, but as Luke, in either episode 8 or 9. Even if he only uses it once, I'll be fine with that.
>>63996785
BBC
>>63996181
The jedi in TFA are millennials; they think they're an expert in a subject after reading an article on the internet.
>>63995426
I don't understand, so people make these by literally just recording the movie on their phone and stabilizing it in post? Or are they usually from the projectionist setting up a nice camera on a tripod in the booth?
are there fat jedis?
>>63996181
That's how it was in the OT. It was about opening your mind and letting the Force guide you.
>yfw Jedi sounds like Jew
>>63997032
Human? No. But theres a Hutt Jedi. But hutts arent fat. Thats there normal size.
There was a 20GB 1080p HDCAM on KAT for a while. It's gone now though. Gonna try and see if I can resurrect it.
>>63997111
>originally a hebrew named derived from jedidiah
i hope you're trolling
>>63997181
there was a hutt jedi in EU, but he was noted for having a muscular physique instead of fat.
Hutts are not naturally fat, they have to get that way through overindulgence, its seen as a sign of power and prestige to be a big fat fuck. Hutts with wasting diseases or an inability to get swole up are pariahs. Hutts with any kind of muscles are usually seen as poor and lower class since you can only develop muscles by working, which is frowned upon by hutt culture.
all extended universe twaddle though depending on whether you care or not.
>>63997409
show me a normal hutt
>>63997497
I dont have a pic of a "normal" hutt but to give some comparison this was an officially commissioned piece for The New Jedi Order Sourcebook of Randa the hutt, who was scrawny and small, so somewhere between this and Jabba who was considered large by the time of RotJ.
If you mean "show me a normal hutt from the movies / strict canon" I cant, canonically every hutt in the series is of at least some sort of significance, jabba, ziiro, the rest of the council, etc. We dont really get to see any "normal" hutts.
>>63996367
its the look of your destiny catching back up with you after you walked away from it
>>63995805
>Cams are not a victimless crime
>>63996367
He's initially angry, thinking "what the fuck man I wanted to be alone how the shit did you find me?" then he realizes he can't just hide from his responsibilities.
>>63995382
Why does this scene last forever?
And why is she on the verge of tears?
fuck her facial expression throughout the movie were weird as fuck. That angry sneer, those flaring of nostrils the first time she speaks with Finn. I don't know why it just bugged the hell out of me.
>>63996420
He doesn't even know about Han.
And don't give me he felt it through the Force. How come he didn't feel that his friends needed help for years and instead choose to go on a sightseeing tour of Jedi temples?
>>64000337
Leia felt that Han had died and she's a lot weaker with the force than Luke
He knew they were suffering but he blamed himself for it so he'd given up, just like Yoda went in to exile when he failed to beat Sheev
>>63996446
LITERALLY THIS
STAR WARS FOR MILLENIALS HAS TO HAVE A GIRL LEAD BECAUSE ITS 2015
>>63995358
Zizek? is that you?
>>63995358
I honestly didn't even think it was Hamil.
>>63995975
5 SECONDS LATER THEY WERE BONING
WHAT THE FUCK HE'S JUST HANGING OUT ON A MOUNTAIN IN HIS HOODIE ALL DAY LMAO WHERE THE BITCHES AT
>>63997940
This.
Luke has mastered Jolee Bindo mode.
>>63995358
That's wicked-cool beard.
Why were they staring at each other for like half a minute
>>63996322
>the strongest and quickest to learn Force users are those that have very little to hold on to
>Rey literally has hope and nothing else, no love, to attachments, to keep her going day to day for years, most of her life
>people are surprised she reaches Nirvana-level of Force use when she finally leaves that desert wasteland piece of shit with almost negative Force presence
>>64001126
Please don't.
>>64001187
Just understand basic shit sempai
Why don't you faggots just go to the cinema? Are you really going to ruin your first experience of a film by watching some shitty mobile phone footage on your pc monitor?
Of course you're not going to enjoy the film, it's like having a michelin star restaurant meal put into a bag then thrown around and fucked up, then delivered to your house in a soggy bag - instead of eating it at the restaurant
>>63996078
Party is already over. Now it's the morning after when everyone is at brunch sitting around and discussing what happened the night before.
>>64001247
i've already seen it at the cinema, but i would be interested if there was a higher quality cam version out so i can rewatch certain scenes again.
>>64000975
They communicated nonverbally. Rey was all like "come back, we need you" and Luke was all like "I know I have to but I don't know if I'm ready".
>>64000975
Because he's seeing his daughter for the first time since he left her on Jakku. Also a bunch of his students were killed before and he knows that he's eventually going to have to train her.
Also she's meeting the only living Jedi.
>>63996367
it looks like a "you shouldn't have come here. it was a trap." face.
Is luke a sith__>?
>>63996253
>she so smug??
>>63995460
>>63995358
Still images taken by a camera sneakily in the cinema
>>64001366
A SITH LORD?
>>64001382
Sounds about right.
>>64001247
The jews already get enough money out of me
>>64001403
This line makes me cringe every time
He puts unnecessary emphasis on 'lord'
>>63995358
Compare this Luke to the one from ROTJ. It's obvious that he has turned to the darkside.
>>64001247
>giving my shekels to the Jews
yeah you'd like that wouldn't you
How can this jew lookin fruityass fruitbowl gay bastard be Han and Leyas son?
>>64000337
>He doesn't even know about Han.
How dumb are you?
>>64001498
Nigga he can sense that shit he's a fucking jedi
>>64001498
Yeah, that's why he didn't returned on his own, instead of some chav bitch going to planet Ireland to get him.
Maybe he doesn't care that his friend was killed by his personal fuckup.
>>64001247
Why don't you faggots just go see a prostitute? Are you really going to ruin your first experience of sex by doing it with some awkward, normal girl who is inexperienced?
Of course you're not going to enjoy the sex, its like having a michelin star restaurant meal put into a bag then thrown around and fucked up, then delivered to your house in a soggy bag - instead of eating it at the restaurant.
>>64001376
her smile wouldn't be so bad if she just toned it down a bit.
>>64001567
>>63996253
Smug? You must actually have autism.
Where is the screener Disney, stop holding out on us.
>>64001643I prefer the right
>>63996758
He's already filmed scenes for 8 back in November. Try again.
>>63995358
>>63995382
>>63995460
Stop teasing us with these fucking images, where is a good download already.
>>64001434
>Ah' Sith Loard?
>He is tha traydor! Aaeerrgh!
I can't believe Sam Jackson was cast in the first place.
>>63995805
let people do whatever they want asshole
>mfw ive seen star wars 3 times so far and still want to go again
>>63995805
>people actually put up with people posting about cams
>people actually make do with posting about cams
>people actually waste free bandwidth posting about cams
>people actually waste hours of their natural life posting about cams
>people actually have kids with cams
>>64001820
>mfw when i've seen star wars 3 times, twice with the shitty cam version
>mfw when i can't stop listening to the god damn soundtrack
![5xcBrvbP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jYSsZGu.jpg "5xcBrvbP[1].jpg")
>>64001820
>mfw I've seen the camrip once and have no desire to rewatch it at all
>mfw I tried but could barely make it though selected character scenes that worked relatively well
>>64001643
she looks like the Mask on the right
>>64001922
Is that because of the movie, George. Or the camrip?
>>64001643
Aww
shes adorable :3
>>63996253
it's not that she's smug, it's more that she can't act
>>64001967
she looks like something out of an aphex twin video.
>>64001938
Cannot unsee
>>64001476
Everyone had their awkward teenage years anon. Even you.
Imagine being the pimply faced nerd grandson of the Adolf Hitler.
>>63995358
>>63995382
Will they fuck?
>>64001746
These a photos taken from inside an IMAX theatre.
>>63995358
>Rey points the business end at Luke
Neither she nor JarJar Abrams know anything about weapons etiquette. You never do that. You either point the business end at yourself or in a clear neutral direction.
>>63995460
Why was getting a new fancy hairdo so important before going to see Luke ?
>>64002214
>next film opens with luke on the floor dead
>rey stood over his body laughing
>she peels back her face
>it's sheev
>>64002214
>implying she isn't secretly already an apprentice of snoke and didn't come there to assassinate luke
>>64001434
Sure it does
>>64002281
To get knocked by the best guy in the galaxy
>>64001938
>scavenge a desert planet your entire life
>no wrinkles
This probably doesn't matter and I'm sure there's 100s of examples of it but the movie was so bad that I started nitpicking on minor shit. Everything started bothering me about this film. It's awful.
>>64002356
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>64001247
alone? no senpai cannot do that
>>64002372
MIDICHLORIANS SON
>>64002281
>new fancy hairdo
You mean tying it back in a different way? The autism in /tv/ never fails to amaze me...
>>64002281
That's the same hairstyle she has throughout the movie pal. Only thing that changed was her clothes.
>>64002356
>>64002372
That's because of your autism, son.
>>63995798
>Daughter.
>Not reincarnated father.
>>63995382
Jesus christ, she looks like Jake Lloyd at the end of The Phantom Menace.
>>63996801
He'll probably do it once or twice to show how far he's fallen to the Dark Side.
>I blame myself for one of my students going bad and killing the others
>I think I'll go into hiding and not fix the problem while he's out there tearing shit up
>I'm not only a jedi master now, I'm the last jedi master and the only one capable of doing this shit.......................but I think I'll pass
>eventually some girl will come along and instantly know how to use the force
>>64001476
M8 ford and fisher are Jews
>>64002809
Can the Jar Jews writing BE any shittier ?
>>64002809
Is it in character for Luke to just run away and do nothing while all this terrible shit is happening?
>>64002809
sounds like yoda
If a wound by a light saber wont make you get out friendzone what else can?
>>64002993
>>64002530
poetry
>>64002975
No. Remember from ANH with "I'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE BUT SHE'S A PRINCESS AND SHE NEEDS RESCUE! LET'S PACK UP AND GO FIND HER!"
>>64002453
SSSSSNOKIN!
>>64002993
What are the odds of Luke at some point in VIII telling Rey "Do or do not, there is no try"?
>>64002975
>>64002993
>>64003070
"I've failed, Leia, he is a Sith lord like my father before me. Into exile I must go, to pick up some power converters."
>>64003111
>I'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE
but he has
>>64003111
He did see her, in the hologram recording. His virgin dick instantly fell in love with her.
>>64003197
Not since he was born, which is why he didn't even know he had a sister
>>64003263
That's the part I was referring to.
He saw the hologram and wanted to instantly rush off to go save her in spite of not knowing her.
>>64003264
youre forgetting the hologram shown by R2
"she looks beautful"
>>64003165
Did luke go to tosche station to pick those up before he went into hermit mode?
>>64002394
You can just go to the early afternoon showing
Have a nice little lunch, watch your fun little movie, and get home to get all cozy before its even dark
>>63995358
Luke dies in the final battle.
>>64003420
vs snoke? he has to die but if it's against kylo I'd be pretty upset. actually I'm upset if he gets defeated by snoke, too if he turns out not to be plagueis
>>64003197
>>64003263
Yeah, he saved her partially because of his dick, but I'm sure a lot of it had to do with it being the right thing to do. Besides, that was when he was super young and stupid. I don't think Luke running away from responsibilities in TFA was IC.
>>64003479
>based Luke dying at the hands of that retarded inbred looking faggot
pls no
>>64003505
he might have been extremely embarresed kylo ren was not only oe of his studentsas many portray it. he is the son of his sister and possibly his best friend. imagine feeling responsible for that, mabye that's even why they split up.
I'm sure luke's overall plan will be one of the bigger topics in the next episode
>>64003538
>luke and snoke fighting in a hanger
>bunch of stormtroopers are watching
>nigger, bitch, carpet, carrie fisher and spic come out
>bitch sees luke
>luke sees bitch
>luke lets snoke kill him
>luke becomes one with the force
If they kill Luke I'll probably cry.
>>64003388
>slaughters thousands of soldiers just doing their part to protect the galaxy from terrorists
>has brutal, nasty sex with his sister
>then flies back home to pick up some power converters
Luke Skywalker: Living the dream.
>>64003599
>nigger, bitch, carpet, carrie fisher and spic come out
kek. dissapointed you said carrie fisher instead of cokehead though
>>64003159
none cause only a sith deals in absolutes
>>63995358
YOU JUST KNOW
>>64003653
>new trilogy ends with a shot of Luke finally getting those power converters
>>64003657
she's the only one left with character
>>64003159
what if instead:>you should try sinning, spinning is a good trick
>master luke; I'm not sure if that is a good idea
>it's treason then. GUAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH
>>64003717
Then, and only then, can he finally rest.
>>63995358
How can I be unjust?
>>63996416
>I'm getting too old for these siths
>>63996500
Your giving Star Wars too much credit. She's his daughter.
>>64004431
get paid millions by disney and have a contactual obligated trainer
>>64002914
but they're beautiful jews
>>64000276
She was imitating a nigger
>>63995426
>No Screener
>cam rips
Hahahahaha, enjoy your shit quality.
luke had one thing to do and he fucked it up: the way he removed his hoodie was a bit whack, a bit mannered.
>>64005415
>blaming the nigger because the dumb bitch can't act
You are a literal white knight
>>64003111
except he didn't want to go, you moron. He only went after his aunt and uncle were murdered by the empire.
>>64003111
>empire kills the only family he's ever known
HURR LETS JUST PACK UP AND GO, SOLELY TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS
>>63995358
It's up yeah.
But it's only up on double-private trackers.
>>64001376
>turning daisy bot on.gif
>>63995460
What do her armpits smell like?
>>63995975
>>64002214
>18 months later
>Episode VIII opens
>"U FUCKIN WOT M8 I'LL FUKIN REK UR SHIT UP BITCH!"
>Luke force pushes Rey into a wall
>"Oh, you were just giving me the lightsaber back? Then don't hold it like that next time, you dumb hoe."
why the fuck was the ending scene so long?
should have ended after luke took off his hood
>>64001559
>getting an sti on your first fuck because you were too much of a sperg to find a girl that isn't a literal whore.
The fact that you thought of this as an analogy makes me question your chemical levels buddy.
TFW the edgelord who killed all your Padawans busts into your NEET planet in the ship of your now dead best friend waving your dead father's lightsaber in your face
>>63995426
Yeah this, you can tell it's a cam from the weird contrast at the horizon. OP hasn't watched a lot of camrips in his time yet, you'd be surprised what a decent HD cam and some proper angles can do in terms of watchability. There's even some guys who directly hack into the sound system to get the sound directly from the projector room instead of the cinema loudspeakers
>>64002975
Little do you know, Luke has gone to train up a whole new army of Jedi
So, 2D or 3D? 3D is 1€ more. Does JewJew deserve muh euroshekels?
>>64008965
Not shot in 3D.
realorfake3d.com
>>64008965
Ofc
>>63995805
how many months am I supposed to avoid the entire internet and not get spoiled until the bluray comes out? huh? huh?
you faggots did this, i coulda waited..
![20060927182301[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eV7oSPW.jpg "20060927182301[1].jpg")
>>63995358
Im getting sick Prince vibes from Luke
>>63996226
this is the cam with parts cropped out.
Can't believe there hasn't been any other release since the initial cam.
>>64007202
asking the important questions pal, good job
>>64011189
Theaters are still packed and JJ said no screener.
>>64001126
That's the dumbest shit I've ever read.
>>64003409
This is the best way to watch a movie. Empty parking lots, quiet lobby, sparse audience. Watch movie at 11, be home to shitpost on /tv/ by 1.
>>64001643
she's full pennywise mode when she smiles
>>64007499
christ, it must suck being this unfunny
>>64002133
Adam Driver is 32
>>63995744
For sure, absolutely based wise fuckin' Jedi badass Luke
>>63995382
Yikes. Who's the silhouetted guy on the left of this pic?
>>64011780
his ugliness is timeless though
>>63996446
I was actually rooting for Kylo and Finn over Rey ever since she went full force mode to get out of the constraints. That was just retarded, it was like the movie Lucy.
>>63996253
Smug? She looks like she's about to cry or something. She's almost losing her shit cause she's meeting Luke fucking Skywalker
You fuckin autist moron
>>63995382
>>64011849
>Me on the left
it's 2015, I mean come on, why do we still get shitty screeners and not HD ones?
>>64011849
You know exactly who it is
>>64002356
fucking saved
>>63995358
He looks fucking pissed.
What if, Rey was the one who killed his trainees, got her mind wiped and Kylo had to take the fall.
>>64003576
Likely they will find out the force was meant to be unified not light or darkens he will die doing that
>>64012122
>What if, Rey was the one who killed his trainees
When she was 6?
Well, she is a Mary Sue, I suppose.
>>64007499
>>64011779
fucking this
kill yourself m8
>>64008965
3d. 2d screenings aren't in 4k
>>64002165
Damn, had my hopes up
>>64012365
2d hdr dolby vision is 4k, m8.
>>64012365
Depends on the theater.
>>63995805
>people actually pay to see crap film on release
being this middle class pleb
>>64000276
>>63995382
All of those actors are offensively ugly. No idea why they casted them. I have absolutely no idea. But I'm sure they kinda regret it themselves. I mean J.J. casted a literal 11/10 god for Kirk.
>>64012553
Has the hype of TFA died down at all yet? Is it okay to show up at a random screening or are there still going to lines and reserved tickets, etc?
>>64012553
If you can't use the word "cast" don't criticise.
>>64012754
why don't you go look
>>64012477
Well I saw it in an rpx theater outfitted with a Sony 4k projector and it looked noticeablely worse than the 3d version
>>64012810
That's how languages develop. Cast as the past tense sounds fucking disgusting. And casted was already usual around 1526.
>>63996393
this
I seriously hope they won't elevate Rey into main hero mode but instead Hamill trains like a madman for his last great screen appearance so Luke can rampage through the first order
>>64012890
Thanks for the info.
>>63997003
It's not the 90s anymore. Movies today are delivered to the theatres on digital media. You can't possibly control all your employees all the time, or maybe the boss is in but doesn't give a shit. Now considering this movie runs literally on the entire planet, you can bet there are at least a handful of people who have already ripped this shit.
>>64012754
If you turn up at a random screening, and I hear about it, I'll send my great dane to track you down and take a massive, stinking dump in your popcorn bucket.
>>64002356
lol
>>63995358
IS THERE A DECENT RIP YET
>>64012911
Dolby Cinema version looked amazing, really insane contrast levels and brightness. There's only a few theaters showing it in that format but I'd recommend it.
>>63996833
>imploding first order babies aren't castrated to make them easier to train during the teenage years
>>64002975
The exact opposite of his character.
Remember ANH when Luke is the one to convince Han to go an rescue the princess? He's the one who risks everything to blow up the death star in the trench. In ESB he's the one blowing up an AT-AT on fucking foot, just armed with his light sabre and a detonator. He wants to go back and save his friends, despite of Yoda telling him not to, because it would deem all their efforts worthless. In ROTJ he is the one going into Jabba's lair all by himself (well with Lando and the droids I guess) to rescue his friends.
Unless he went seriously bipolar in the meantime, Luke would be the last to abandon his friends or lose hope. But this is JewJew Abraham's Luke. He's probably gonna die in the next movie, similar to how Obi Wan died in ANH, like "Hey Rey, look here, watch how I stop defending and surrender myself to death. Am I not cool?" And then he'll force ghost Rey into becoming a Jedi master or some shit.
>>64013808
Why is it so fucking hard to know what you're buying when you purchase a movie ticket nowadays? There's like 3-4 lanes of research needed to know exactly beforehand
>>64012754
You are aware you can easily buy a ticket and chose your seat online, right?
But to answer your question. I live in a huge city and it was bearable. The theatre was more populated than I've ever seen and there were occasional spergs with costumes and plastic light sabres etc. But none of that will hurt you nor affect your experience. Just come out of your cave for once, sit down in a dark room and turn your eyes to the screen.
>>64007202
bags of sand
>>64008874
It'd be epic as fuck.
>>64002356
lmao
Why can't you newfags make your own lightsabres?
>>64001542
Han was his dad, idiot.
>>64003152
UNDERRATED
>>64007499
