Hey folks!
Rian Johnson here! Just checking in to let you guys know, that trips decides the name of Episode VIII !
GL.HF
Invasion of the Gungans
>>63982843
Bix Nood.
The First Order Strikes Back
Episode 9: Return of the Mary Sue
>>63982843
RETRIBUTION
REDEMPRION
REINCARNATION
Snoke's Day Out
The Force goes back to Sleep
>>63982998
So close anon
BIG BLACK DINGUS
Snoke Sheev Everyday
Star Wars VIII: Infinite Nigger
I'm a cuck and i love niggers.
>>63982843
The Phantom Menace.
THE
ANCIENT
FEAR
Jar Jar's Big Adventure.
And the sorcerer's stone
STAR WARS EPISODE VIII: THE LAST MASTER
Sheev strikes back
The Phantom Menace
Give us more money
>>63982843
Finn-du nofinn
>>63982843
Attack of More Clones
>Episode VIII: Wrath of the First Order.
>Episode IX: Ressurgence of the Light.
>Episode X: The Spectral Enemy.
>Episode XI: Invasion of the Duplicates.
>Episode XII: Revanche of the Knights.
>>63983088
Noice.
>>63982843
diversity strikes back
The Return Of Mace Dingus
>>63982843
Quest of the Jedi
>>63983285
The Phantom Menace
We Wuz Jedi N Shieeettt
AHSOKA IS MAZ KANATA
Star Wars Episode VIII: Janitor to Jedi
With Jews you lose
Attack on KFC
Star Wars VIII: The Rise of Paco Padre
The Mary Sue cucks The Nigger
And the sorcerer's stone
Revenge of the Jar Jar
Star Wars: Return of the Reyfags
DARTH BANE?
>>63982843
The Kekening
The Rise of Darth Icky
>>63982843
The 66th order
The Senate Strikes Back
Episode VIII: The Cuck Wars
Ren's Revenge
Cut My Dad Into Pieces
>>63982843
The Rebellion's Counter Attack
A Lull in The Dark
Gives us more money you dumb niggers
Goony goo goo
It's Treason Then
The Phantom Attack of the Revenge Hope Strikes Return
Winrar
>>63982222
Space Nazis with Lasers and Shit
The Phantom Menace
>>63983555
WINRAR
Sheev Rising
>>63982843
Star Wars Episode VIII: Janitor to Jedi
I'm taking a shit right now
>>63983555
WINNNNNNRRAAARRRR
>>63983555
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>63983555
lel
STAR WARS EPISODE VIII: The Eigth One
>>63983555
I like it
>>63983584
Like you
>>63983666
Wasted trips.....gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Star Wars episode VII: You're a big galaxy, if I pull that off would you die?
>>63983666
Fuck off Satan
Hey everyone! OP Rian Johnson here again, would just like to thank you all for your terrific feedback - loads of great names here and i wish i could pick them all. But without further ado, we are delighted to announce:
STAR WARS - Episode VIII: Space Nazis with Lasers and Shit
See you in 2017 folks! RJ out.
>>63983555
>>63983819
Why do I read your posts in the voice of Billy Mays?
>yfw Kasdan and Abrams didn't actually write anything for VIII or IX
>It's all up to Johnson to make sense of all the plot points like who Rey is
>>63984091
>It's all up to Johnson to make sense of all the plot points like who Rey is
That is correct.
>>63984153
WHY DIDNT THEY PLAN IT OUT
WHAT ARE THEY THINKING
Episode VIII: The Legacy of Revan
>>63984225
>WHAT ARE THEY THINKING
>implying they are thinking
All these people from Disney can do is emulate what came before.
Get ready for Episode VIII: The Empire Strikes Harder
>>63982843
Star Wars: Empire Strikes back II: Electric Boogaloo
Star Wars Episode VIII: Part 1: Luke and the Deathly Hallows of Mordor: Part 1; Rogue Mockingjay Two
Empire Strikes back...with Vengance
Star Wars: I can't believe these stupid fucking sheeple are paying to watch this rehash of Empire
Star wars episode VIII: A Knight's Night... or alternatively A Night's Knight.
I've got a bad feeling about this...
>>63982843
RISE OF THE BBC
>>63984446
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Disney Share Price Rises
>>63983555
Check out this big guy
>>63984303
Don't be surprised if posters and marketing material for episode 8 look like empire strikes back. Pic related.
What about Episode 8: The Force Washes Up and has Breakfast because it's like, The Force Awakens, get it? haha Daisy why wont you call me
star war VII return of Tyrone
star wars VII return of da bbc
Star Wars: The Return of Darth Chocolate
Star Wars: Finns Big Adventure
The First Order Strikes Back
>>63982843
Episode VIII: Fuck you, pay us.
Star Wars: Attack of the Sheev
Star Wars: Jar Jars Play House
Star Wars: Star Wars Meets the Harlem Globe Trotters
A glib facsimile
True stories of the toshi station gloryholes
>>63982843
Episode VIII won't be made. No company would continue a sequel if they had as big a flop as The Force Awakens has been.
Star Wars: Beep beep boop boop
Star Wars: The big guy for you
the force awakens to
Hey everyone Ryan again. Trips decide the crawl for Episode Vlll.
Star Wars: AWW HELL NO
>>63982843
Star Wars Episode 8: Sucking Nigger Dicks All Day, Getting Beat on Every Night
>>63985731
Episode 8: Space Nazis with Lasers and Shit
Having found the legendary luke skywalker, rey begins her jedi training. Meanwhile, Poe and Finn have a gay wedding while Kylo Ren builds a cuck shed.
Meanwhile again, Chewbacca realizes he's no longer a slave to Hand Solo because he's dead so he goes back to his wife and children only to find his wife remarried to some nerd who works as a CPA....
>>63985855
Rolling for you.
http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=567a0d9ce4b0d14adaf00637
>>63982843
Star Wars Episode VIII: Revenge of the Snoke Is A Big Guy For You
>>63986080
i kekd
If could offer something seriously here, we need to change the name of the force. it has negative trigger connotations to women who have been victimized. it should be called Gaia now
>>63983555
>>63982843
space balls 2
>>63985731
Episoe VIII:
Space Nazis with Lasers and Shit
It is a time of great turmoil in the GALAXY. As news spread, that the newly re-discovered legendary JEDI warrior LUKE SKYWALKER had spent the last 30 YEARS getting high on CRACK on a uninhabited planet of the OUTER RIM, the FIRST ORDER gathers its sinister forces to strike against the RESISTANCE.
GENERALLY UNPRINCESSLIKE LEIA gathers her supporters, to fight back against the FIRST ORDER and their brand new SUPER WEAPON, which they dubbed MEGA ULTRA STAR.
Capable of wiping out even the most STUBBORN dirt marks from any fabric, MEGA ULTRA STAR is sure to corner the fabric softener market, and cause an economic collapse! The newly reformed SENATE comes together, to debate their next move...
>>63982843
STREET
WARS
VIII
The Loo Poos Back
>>63985731
Episode VIII: Space Nazis with Lasers and Shit
Having found LUKE SKYWALKER, Rey begins her training but finds that her new master isn't quite what she expected having lost a foot to diabetes and being a drunkard. Also that island was way smaller when luke first got there but his shit pilled up really high over the years.
Anyway, BALL ROBOT and CHEWBACCA are still waiting at the bottom of the steps but the pass the time by playing that hologram monster chess game.
FINN having recovered from his injuries at the hands of KYLO REN realizes that white people be all crazy and shit and that it is time for him to leave. However, GENERAL LEIA wants some BBC...
>>63986466
i'm hooked.
>>63986466
>FINN having recovered from his injuries
What are you talking about? Finn is dead, the movie made this perfectly clear, were you not paying attention? When Rey says goodbye and kisses his forehead, his body is lying in a morgue, being prepped for burial
>>63986583
Thanks mane.
>>63983555
Sheeeeit
>>63986390
http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=567a12e3e4b054a12a00a32a
>>63986466
http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=567a1338e4b0f34569f4807f
>>63986821
amazing.
>>63986390
>>63986466
>>63985855
Which one will win? Is there a fourth entry? The clock is ticking! Reroll your votes, gentlemen!
>tfw this gets a trip, and no one knows which one I rolled for if any.
>>63986892
I'd say either >>63985855
or >>63986466
They made me kek the most.If trips >>63986466
>>63985731
STAR WARS
Episode VIII:
Space Nazis with Lasers and Shit
In WEST CORUSCANTADELPHIA born and raised, a storm trooper named FINN spent most of his days; chillin out doing nazi shit and acting like a fool. Till a wookie and a old white man showed up and were up to no good, started making trouble in the GALAXY. He destroyed one little planet but his CAPTAIN PHASMA got scared and said, "Your going to be reconditioned or I'll fucking kill you,"
FINN whistled for a TIE FIGHTER but when it came near, some Mexican guy named POE was driving it and it had BALL ROBOTS in the rear. If anything FINN though that this TIE FIGHTER was out of specification but he though, "Nah forget it, yo POE to Jakku,"
FINN crashed down to a planet at about 7 or 8 thousand miles per hour but he ejected out and landed in SAND. He looked at this shithole, he was finally there, and that's how he became the slightly less retarded jar jar binks minstrel show guy...
>>63986962
http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=567a14bfe4b0e4c12fb42602
>>63985731
Episode VIII: Space Nazis with Lasers and Shit.
The resistance under the wooden and emotionally devoid General Organa scramble to rebuild the Resistance fleet destroyed by the evil Space Nazis, all the while being economically pressured with massive illegal immigration from the Space Mexicans sharing Resistance borderlands. It is a hard time filled with hard choices: rebuild the fleet or build a gigantic space wall to keep out the Beaners.
Luke Skywalker, recently returned to society and is elected President of the New Republic after campaigning to rebuild the space wall and a more moral society quickly transforms the New Republic into a Jedi theocracy, and bans both fags and niggers.
Finn, being a faggy nigger is executed, so you don't have to worry about him faggy this shit up.
Rey begins her training with Holy Emperor Luke Skywalker but has to take a break after giving birth to a half wookie child. Chewbacca is nowhere to be seen.
The New Order does evil shit for the sake of being evil, because that's what Space Nazis do. There is no reason for any logic or reason, they just do bad stuff to captive Inner Core worlds because, hey, Space Nazis, and it's fun too.
The galaxy is a gigantic shitshow, but since this movie is directed by Jew Jew Abrams so there will be lots of lens flare, corny humor, and shit blowing up. Haha suckers, we got your money already. Suck it!
WWWEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>63987003
Prove it.If so great fucking job i'm in tears
>>63986956
they're all me except >>63986390
>>63987065
Can confirm that one isn't him, because it is me.
>>63987003
OP here - Thanks for ur gr8 service
Star wars 8: empire strikes back 2
>>63987031
Does not fit into the space, kek.
Anyone lurking? We need more than one guy to do this sort of thing
>>63987159
Damn them, genius can not have limits!
>>63985731
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
Episode VIII
Space Nazis with Lasers and Shit
NABOO was under an ATTACK. And I thought me and QUI-GON JINN could talk the FEDERATION into maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response it didn't thrill US. They locked the DOORS and tried to KILL us. We escaped from that GAS and met JAR JAR and BOSS NASS.
We took a BONGO from the scene and we went to THEED to meet the QUEEN. We all wound up on TATOOINE. That's where, we found this boy...
>>63987118
three are mine, the rest arent.
Episode VIII: Daisy Ridley gets BLACKED
>>63987307
Too late mate.
We're doing title crawl now.
>>63987250
http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=567a1771e4b01c86d938233f
STAR WARS: Rise of the Revengeance Revelations
>>63987403
Beat me to it, but have it anyway for updated title insert.
http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=567a1719e4b0d2ca90344015
Snoke's Revenge
But it will only come out in Japan
>>63987250
thats just that dumb weird al shit. be more creative or return to le reddit.
>>63982843
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Empire Strikes Back..... Again!
>>63982843
Star Trek
>>63987488
I've already done an original one. Thought might aswell give Weird Al a chance at the roll. No need to be this sour in a collab joke thread.
>>63987556
>>556
Oh goddamnit !
>>63987585
We already did the title though. We're doing the crawl now.
>>63982843
Star Wars Episode VIII: From My Point Of View There's Sand On The High Ground
http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator
>>63987718
http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=567a19eee4b04cfbed0598f4
>>63987754
Episode VIII
Cuck Strikes Black
It is a time of unrest. Rey, finding Luke Skywalker, has ignored the outside world, leaving her friend Finn to get on edge.
Meanwhile, Kylo Ren has been training with his master, Supreme Leader Snook, to finish his training and become the meme master that not even his grandfather Vader was.
With the power of the force bringing Kylo and Rey together, Finn starts to get worried that his inevitable cucking will come to climax.
The Force Strengthenings
Episode Vlll
SPACE NAZIS WITH TAXATION AND SHIT!
The economy of the galaxy is in danger! THE FIRST ORDER spent all their resources on the Starkiller, now in bankrupt they must sign several space checks at the galaxy-wide space bank. Grandpa Vader's gonna freak!
TR8-TOR Troopers soon follow FN-2187's path and join the Resistance pretending like they give a crap when they only want to steal Poe Dameron's crazy fortune he obtained after succesfully smugling Rathars and taking a dump on Solo's grave only to discover huge mines of gold next to his corpse.
Survivors of the now unexistent Republic join the resistance to attack the now weak First Order to strike back....
>>63988253
http://www.starwars.com/games-apps/star-wars-crawl-creator/?cid=567a1db9e4b0c84202e2b7e3
>>63985731
DOCTOR PAVEL, I'm CIA. He wasn't alone. Uhh, you don't get to bring friends. Don't worry no charge for them. And why would I want them. They were trying to grab your prize; They work for the mercenary, the MASKETTA MAN. BANE? Ay. Get them on board, I'll call it in. The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists ME, MY MEN, DOCTOR PAVEL here, but only one of YOU. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to grab DOCTOR PAVEL? He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next? Tell me about BANE, why does he wear the mask? Lotta loyalty for a hired gun! Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. At least you can talk, who are you. It doesn't matter who we are what matters is our plan. Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask. If I pull that off, will you die? It would be extremely painful. You're a BIG GUY. FOR YOU. Was getting caught part of your plan? Of course. DOCTOR PAVEL refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Nothing, I said nothing! Well congratulationsm you got yourself caught. SIR? Now what's the next step of your master plan? Crashing this plane. With no survivors. No, this can't be happening, I'm in charge here! No, they expect one of us in the wreckage BROTHER. Have we started the fire? Yes, the fire rises. Calm down DOCTOR, now's not the time for fear. That comes later. There are heroes on both sides, BRAVO ABRAMS.
>>63985731
EPISODE VIII
SPACE NAZIS WITH LASERS AND SHIT:
Mmmm! Goddamn, LUCAS! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and KASDAN would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? Knock it off, JJ. What? I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the gay nigger in my franchise. Oh, George don't even worry about that... No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you bought out Lucasfilm, did you notice a sign out in front of Skywalker Ranch that said GAY NIGGER FILMS? George, you know I ain't seen no... Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Gay Nigger Films"? No. I didn't. You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Why? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause filming gay niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
>>63989302
>not liking based Finn
The fuck is wrong with you?
>gay
He's clearly attracted to Rey.
>>63982843
Star Wars: The Gungans Lube Up/
>>63982843
C3P0: Confessions of a Robotic Sex Toy
C3P0 recounts his days among an alien race who use sex as a form of communication. He reluctantly engages his pleasure circuits and begins recalling the 12 languages of his six million forms of communication that work like that.
Star Wars VIII: 4U
