>>63958534
>>63958534
>>63958534
reddit hates the prequels
>>63973968
daily reminder that lucas is patrish af lads
is this the newest meme?
/tv/ and by extension 4chan is full of hipsters, at their purest and most undistilled form
>>63974182
It's called the Zelda Cycle. When 10-12 come out, 7-9 will be beloved masterpieces, 1-3 will be for true patricians, and 4-6 will be for edgy hipsters.
>>63973968
>General
Eat shit
>>63974182
The original trilogy = 3 boring kiddie flick made for manchildren
The prequel trilogy = Highest form of art, truly the pinnacle of patrician cinema
The Disney trilogy = Same shit as the original but atleast it looks good
>>63974197
Honest opinion.
>>63974223
meme
>>63974182
>>63974228
The newest meme is fucking newfags who are completely unaware that the prequels were defended before TFA bye a vocal minority
You people seriously need to fuck off back where you came from or lurk more
>>63974228
>7-9 will be beloved masterpieces
no they won't you fucking video game player
things work a bit differently around here
>>63974250
fuck off nigger
this is one way to stop this board from being complete shit
>>63974263
>opinions I like are honest
>opinions I don't like are dishonest memes
damn hello reddit didn't expect to run into you here
>>63974182
Wow it's almost like that has always been people that defended the prequels but you never heard of them because no one bothered to talk about Star Wars in general before outside le Reddit circlejerks.
>>63974308
you're not a real fan
you're a yes-man who likes everything and anything, fuck off
>>63974308
this one is correct except for rebels
rebels is fucking shit
>>63973832
>>63973942
actually just watched it rather than relying on my memory
not only should padme's senate scenes have been kept in, so should everything except for the opening fight scene and the yoda/obi-wan jedi temple fight scene
the second scene where anakin and palpatine explore their relationship would have supported the bubble comedy scene
the scenes with padme and the coalition would have made padme actually be in the movie and doing something, and introduced lars' character as a good guy
the scene where padme meets with palpatine shows the conflict between padme and anakin as well
the scene with qui-gon's ghost sets up the OT
the dagobah scene might have been nice, was short but not really necessary
>dat abo senator
>>63974333
wanna retry that in english, anon?
>>63974275
why the fuck would I look at threads over a trilogy that was complete garbage
>>63974326
Now you get it ;^)
>>63974408
Now it's obvious why you don't like the prequels: you can't understand simple sentences. :^)
>muh words
Was /tv/ this bad when Episode I came out?
>>63974449
I hate sand
>>63974476
/tv/ was created in 2006
>>63974408
>why would I look at threads about the prequels
They weren't confined to those threads
And you seem to be invested in the movies
You also claim it's a new thing, despite being ignorant of whether or not it could be
You're a newfag
>>63974476
/tv/ was much better in 1999.
Am I the first tripfag in this epic new general?
>>63974476
90's /tv/ was the best
>>63974526
fucking retard.
I'm not on board with this meme. The prequels were awful and anyone that likes them must have been young as shit when they came out.
I was 10 when the Phantom Menace came out and I feel no nostalgia toward these movies, they're largely awful.
>>63973968
Yes, i liked John Carter more than TFA
>>63974627
>you need to be young to like them
>I was young and didn't like them
?
I'm rewatching Episode III. It definitely has some very memorable scenes. In one scene, where Palpatine converts Anakin, he slowly sits down, goes "Once more the sith will rule the galaxy...and we shill have...peace". Followed by the smallest hint of a smile. Ian fucking nailed this part. Palpatine looks scary as fuck. How he forces that smile at the end. Like trying to fool Anakin into thinking he's still that friendly Uncle Palpatine.
>>63974627
> Older than you
> I like the prequels
They were fun star wars films instead of soulless cash ins at least.
These threads can boil down to just Episode 3 love since that's actually when George got his shit together and delivered a completely decent Star Wars movie. All of them were better than the capeshit trainwreck known as TFA though.
>>63974841
nah TPM is good too, it's just clone wars that's weak and even then it had good moments
>>63974768
Too bad is a shit movie.
please please rape your own mother OP
![500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/59VWiSW.png "500[1].png")
>>63973968
excellently memed
60 portions!
>>63974893
Every SW save ESB can be considered shit. But still, ROTS has ton of redeemable moments. The soundtrack is also legit.
>>63974841
>passive agrresive shilling
The prequels are very flawed, a wasted opportunity to tell a great story. It had some good ideas tough.
Well I was born in 1997, and Attack of the Clones was one of the first movies I ever watched in the cinema, though I don't remember it too much apart from the arena.
I then watched the Originals, and loved them. Really loved Empire because it was scary and shocking and really loved Jedi because it was dramatic and even the ewoks scenes were great to me as a kid.
Then I watched the two other prequels, and I still enjoyed them. I preferred Episode 1 to Episode 2, though Jango Fett was cool.
Then 2005 came and I honestly thought Revenge of the Sith was nearly as good as Empire or Jedi. I really loved it.
Of course, growing up a bit I've learned to see what's good film and what's bad, what's quality and what's mediocre, and while I can now say the prequels aren't exactly great films, they were pretty good Star Wars films, and they help tell the total story. Plus they're enjoyable.
If you don't reply to this post your wife will die during childbirth.
>>63974675
I was thinking more along the lines of nostalgia. I used to think a lot of video games and movies were good because I was young and they were my first experiences.
>>63974774
The prequels had fun moments but until RoTS I wouldn't describe them as fun. The ideal Star Wars sequel to me is something between the prequels and TFA.
I also don't think this was a soulless cash-in. It did exactly what it needed to do. If the next two movies are similar to TFA I'll agree that it's a shit trilogy. I think the entire point of the movie is to set up the next two which is why I'm OK with it. I'm not going to obsess over plot holes and nitpicky things right now. If the next movie doesn't address some of the oddities of TFA I'll be pissed though.
>>63975021
but im gay
>>63974964
the original had a lot of heart so you can ignore the flaws
ESB is almost perfect
ROTJ the only good parts are when luke is on the death star
TPM is good the whole way through but has some issues with overinclusion of jj and young anakin
TCW is the weakest of the lot but has some good stuff with obi-wan and padme
ROTS is good most of the way through, but some of the final fight scene could have been clipped and more of the palpatine scenes should have been kept in
>>63975029
I also don't think this was a soulless cash-in. It did exactly what it needed to do. If the next two movies are similar to TFA I'll agree that it's a shit trilogy. I think the entire point of the movie is to set up the next two which is why I'm OK with it.
I'm so sorry, I take it you haven't seen JJ's Star Trek films. The first film wasn't like Star Trek at all but it wasn't terrible either so we told ourselves that it was a good starting point for a new film series because it set up the characters and their relationships and place within Starfleet. We told ourselves the next film would explore these things in greater detail and go back to the Star Trek staple of finding peaceful solutions to intergalactic problems intermixed with ethical dilemmas.
But JJ is incapable of such artistry. I'm afraid TFA will be the best of the Star Wars sequels, and will be remembered as the good one even though it's pretty bad if you don't compare it to the other sequels.
>>63975145
JJ doesnt have anything to do with star wars from here on out does he? Not that I trust a guy from breaking bad either mind you, or a different director for every film of a trilogy.
>>63974984
This. Exactly
>>63975021
Aw, then I'll never be able to post about my wife's son
>>63975228
He's a producer.
>>63975145
This will either make you feel better or worse:
>J.J. ABRAMS recently read the script for Episode VIII of Star Wars. And he had a reaction to it that his lifelong friend, “The Force Awakens” actor Greg Grunberg, had not ever heard from the director over their decades together in the industry.
>“He read it and said something he never, ever says,” Grunberg, who plays pilot Snap Wexley in the new film, tells The Post’s Comic Riffs. “He said: ‘It’s so good, I wish I were making it.’
>>63975228
True, JJ isn't directing the next film. But nor is he directing the next Star Trek film, and have you seen the trailer for that? It has fucking Beastie Boys as the backing music ffs.
The following directors will lack JJ's skill with a camera (inb4 helicopter shot at the end, overall he is a pretty safe and reliable cinematographer) but will be employed by the studio because they won't deviate from pandering to young women, the urban american audience (niggers), and above all, won't include anything too complicate for the above audiences to understand. The above audiences didn't even watch the OT, they care more about references to OT pop culture than references to the actual OT. Just like in Star Trek '09, in the original series Kirk wasn't a womaniser at all and he struggled with the isolation of his position and flirted with the idea of having a normal life, but since society remembers him as a womaniser in the film JJ made him fuck alien babes everywhere.
>>63975145
If a movie requires sequels for it to be considered good, then it isn't a good movie
>Prequelbabies trying to justify their shit taste
K E K M A O
>>63975363
go home orbiter tourist pleb
>People unironically defending the prequels
Feels god to know that I have objectively superior taste to you pleb faggots.
>>63975362
Disagree completely - would you prefer a nine hour movie so they could give you the whole story in one go? It's established that it's a trilogy and everyone knows this going into it.
Prequels alone are responsible for the enormous EU Star Wars got after them. Implying Kotor would be possible without them or Tor or all the good comics.
Trade negotiations and nobles were kinda boring on screen but they gave some ideas about the universe.
They're shit movies, just because Lucas made the movies he wanted to doesn't negate their shitness, if anything it intensifies it. Guy went off the deep a long time ago during Howard the Duck.
>>63975410
>Feels god to know that I have objectively superior taste to you pleb faggots.
you stuttering insecure fag lol, your taste is shit and your knowledge pathetic
you don't even like star wars, you just want to be seen liking it
>>63974768
This movie is full of great stuff and abject garbage at the same time. I also hate how this shit looks like greenscreengreenscreengreenscreen all the fucking time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
This should be in every OP of these generals.
>>63975509
>I also hate how this shit looks like greenscreengreenscreengreenscreen
it looks realer than real life, kid
>>63975332
Thats downright terrifying
>>63975416
I'm not taking into account unexplained things when I say this. We were left with some cliffhangers as well as unanswered questions with TFA which is fine, because it IS part of a trilogy. But if this movie's main strength is that it set up the next two, then that's an issue.
>>63975055
>and more of the palpatine scenes should have been kept in
They cut Palpatine scenes?
>>63975557
I needed a good laugh, thanks.
>>63975055
>ROTJ the only good parts are when luke is on the death star
>dismissing the Tatooine part
Bitch.
>TPM is good the whole way
Drags a lot but I enjoy it for being the only one that somehow still has the feel of the original trilogy. Also shut up Jar Jar.
>TCW is the weakest of the lot but has some good stuff with obi-wan and padme
>padme
Stop thinking with your dick.
>ROTS is good most of the way throughNOOOOOOOOOOOOOI mean it.
>>63974261
Luke
>>63975055
>ROTJ the only good parts are when luke is on the death star
This. ROTJ reddit defeners need to leave.
>>63975784
>>dismissing the Tatooine part
That part sucked though. Nobody gives a shit about Jabba and his brothel. The first part of ROTJ is just shit filler that everyone forgets about in the second half. Literally worse than ROTS.
>>63974128
>reality acting
A huge problem with modern cinema. I never really fully understood it until now, but I think avoiding this contrived, cliché acting style is what makes the prequels so great.
>>63974260
Fucking nailed it. My nigga
>>63975836
This is gold. Abrams is a businessman and Lucas is a businessman aswell but atleast he gives a shit about the movies he make.
>>63975949
Lucas stopped giving a shit when they started selling action figures.
>>63975999
abrams never gave a shit
>>63975949
>tfw we'll never get to see George Lucas directorial work ever again
>>63975999
He gave enough of a shit to make better movies than Disney did.
>>63975949
>but atleast Georgie boy gives a shit about the movies he make.
Yeah, if only he tried to do a good movie :^)
>>63975999
You mean before Star Wars IV even came out?
Star Wars was always about the merch and you are stupid if you didn't know that.
>>63976034
>>63976048
Le ebin contrarian post, how many /tv/-stars did you get today?
>>63976038
>He left us, thinking we hate him for drawing breath
I regret my shitposting
>>63976048
He gave enough of a shit to have the Clone Wars made.
Disney gave us that Rebels filth.
>>63976070
'sup reddit
>>63976085
>contrarian
>>63976085
Explain to me how TFA is a good movie when it's just a rehashed ANH with some more brown people and capeshit memes.
Atleast the prequels tried to expand the world instead of literally copypasting everything.
>>63976100
Sup bro, is your anus still hurting?
>>63976134
The prequels had no purpose other than explaining shit that didn't need to be explained. With the way you talk I doubt you've seen TFA or have even left your house in a very long time.
>>63976133
>TPM is better than TFA
>>63976174
Hello reddit!
>>63976174
>TFA is canon
>>63973968
III>The New Hope Awakens
Ive never seen more of a copycat movie in my life.
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the compromised and boring "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
5. "Star Wars"
6. "The Empire Strikes Back"
7. "Return of the Jedi"
>>63974261
luck
>>63975538
mandatory. sorry george
>>63976173
What purpose does TFA has but to make buttloads of money? What it did is actually shit on the legacy of the OT since literally nothing changed after Episode VI. Abrams and Disney suits were so fucking lacking of any ideas they just ignored VI altogether and pretended there still was a resistance and NOT-Empire. TFA is truly a glib fascismile.
>>63976201
>>63976213
>if I don't shitpost every minute or so I'll literally have no other purpose in life
You guys really are top kek kucks, I mean shit, you're doing this shit for free.
>>63975332
If JJ thinks it's really good, terrified would be the one.
>>63976308
>someone disagrees with me
>shitposting wahh!!
let me guess liberal?
>>63976304
>TFA is truly a glib fascismile
Hello reddit :^)
>>63976251
>The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes
>>63976343
Nah bruh, I'm planning on America being great again. Got another straw man for your pile kiddo?
>>63976308
>i don't exclusively shitpost
>>63976368
Thanks for the upvote, my Reddit friend!
>>63976308
Holy shit reddit has truly arrived.
>>63976449
>4chan is only for shitposting
hello reddit
>>63976368
>TFA isn't a glib facsimile.
hiya reddit
>>63976449
>I have pictures of fedora'd gentlemans on my pc
>there are children that still defend the prequels
give it up kids.
>>63976571
>le edgy prequel facebook hate meme
Found the redditor.
>>63976498
>self-referencing
yo reddit
>>63976571
It's babbys first meme for all the redditors over here.
>>63976449
>4chan is for shitposting, reddit is for serious discussion
hello reddit!
>>63976571
you have to be at least 30 to appreciate the prequels.
>>63976642
you mean 13
>>63976642
And a wizard it seems.
I know TFA seems to have more callbacks than it did pottery, but do you think there's a chance JJ kept some subtle prequel-tier pottery to examine when rewatching?
Yeah TFA may seem like a simple rehash of IV right now, but maybe when the whole trilogy comes out it'll have some neat parallels on the saga as a whole, the same way the prequels did.
>>63976611
>knowing what reddit is for
bonjour reddit
>>63976595
>>63976603
>>63976642
>le angry teenagers
lol. You children are so mad that the prequels are complete shit.
>>63976642
20ish+ is enough
really depends on your cinematic knowledge
people who haven't seen a lot of films are typically the TESB babbies
>>63976681
>do you think there's a chance JJ kept some subtle prequel-tier pottery to examine when rewatching?
There is, he even had Ewan McGregor record a line of dialog for Rey's vision sequence.
>>63976665
>>63976675
hey normie millennials
>>63976711
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/mr-plinkett
DUDE PLINKETT LMAO
Back to reddit with your toddler memes kid.
>>63976703
Is this a troll pic?
>>63976711
Nigga I bet I'm older than you.
>tfw PrequelPraising has caught on in your lifetime
hey reddit
>>63976771
>pulling the pinklet card out of nowhere
Buttblasted shitposters, everyone.
>>63976757
ebin meme
liking the prequels is the most normie millenial thing ever
fuck off go back to reddit
>>63976779
Hello reddit!
>>63976703
>not knowing what quoting is
salut, reddit!!
>>63976771
>wahhh Im mad this guy was 100% right about my prequels
>>63976799
33 here buddy. TPM was my first "midnight movie". Never been so disappointed in my life. You are a literal child if you think the prequels were good in anyway.
>>63976779
if you prefer left over right you should probably consider going back to reddit
>>63976801
It's just a meme made to stop people from talking about TFA and derailing threads. Literal autism given words, since most autists have trouble speaking to begin with.
>>63976831
>salty when being called out for being a redditor
Found the redditor.
>they didn't think Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul was the tightest shit
>first Jedi to defeat a Sith in years
>pushed Obi-Wan to become the ultimate defensive duelist
>2nd best lightsaber design
Is this what we are doing? Pretending the prequels weren't trash? Must be the contrarian thing to do.
>>63976845
>33 here buddy. TPM was my first "midnight movie". Never been so disappointed in my life. You are a literal child if you think the prequels were good in anyway.
Wait, I don't think we were disagreeing m8, I hate the prequels and am 28. I think I meme'd too hard there.
>>63976852
dual meaning intended?
>>63976771
It's currently a national school holiday in the US and middle / high school students are off school with nothing better to do than shitpost until the beginning of January. Fortunately, all the low effort posts and prequel hate on /tv/ are not here to stay.
>>63976844
>damage control
arrivederci, reddit
>>63976845
>still mad he isn't intelligent enough to grasp the grandeur of the prequels
Hello reddit!
>>63976845
>plinkett
DUDE OVERANALYZING AND OVEREXAGGERATING EVERY MINOR DETAIL IN A MOVIE LMAO
>>63976918
>prequel hate on /tv/ are not here to stay
Prequel hate has been here and will always be here.
>>63976841
>liking the prequels is the most normie millenial thing ever
literally the exact opposite, where have you been these last 10 years?
>>63976979
Holy shit reddit has truly arrived.
>>63976979
Well, hopefully it will be in smaller numbers after the school holiday is over.
We need to find a way to reliably enforce the no underage rule.
>>63976877
>sharing some opinions with some internet reviewer
>redditor!
I´m not the salty one, buttblasted shitposter ;^)
>>63976877
plinkett is literally reddit: the character
>DUDE WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE xDD
>>63976924
>grandeur of the prequels
>there are children that believe the prequels had any grandeur at all
Must be tough being a kid, and liking the prequels just to grow older and realize they were complete shit. I feel for you guys, I really do. You had to grow up with them instead of the OT. Must have been rough.
>>63976995
Yeah right, for those who still have some kind of connection with other real life people, it should be clear as the sun's gaze that the prequels are almost universally hatememed upon by all normies and redditors.
Truly reddit has arrived if /tv/ begins inundating with all these edgy prequel hate pretenders.
>>63976923
>backpedaling
adieu, /v/
>>63976979
that's because redditors have been encroaching more and more each year. fortunately they're going back to circlejerk about The Feminist Awakens
>>63977042
Nice to meet you reddit.
>discussing star wars with someone
>ask whats so bad about the prequels
>he says just watch the plinkett reviews
>When did you realize the prequels suck?
For me it was when I was Attack of the Clones. I wrote off TPM as just something that might have been off but I wanted to give it another chance. Nope. Lucas exposed himself as a lucky hack the night I saw it.
>hello reddit this, go back to reddit there
Fucking kek this board is imploding with humor.
>>63977123
not wrong tbqh
>>63977123
>discussing star wars with someone
>ask whats so bad about TFA
>he says "hello, reddit!"
>>63977123
DUDE PREQUEL HATE IS TOTALLY NOT A MEME LMAO
>>63977064
exactly, hating the prequels is the most normie meme in existence
>>63977123
this.
as soon as someone brings up plinkett in a discussion his opinion is immediately discarded into the bin
>>63977164
REDDITOR SPOTTED!
>>63977150
I didn't want to believe how bad The Phantom Menace was. I was in literally denial until probably even after Revenge. It was impossible that a Star Wars movie could be bad. I honestly still can't accept how bad they were.
>REDDIT LEEEEEEEEE!! REDDIT HAHAHA AU REVOIR REDDIT XDDD REDDITOR SPOTTER LEEEEEE HI LEDDIT!!! 1 xDD
This is what happens when you BTFO /tv/
>>63977150
It was when Anny started flying in the space battle at the end of TPM.
>>63976642
but I liked them as a kid for the flashy lightsaber battles
now at 22 I finally realize how awful they really are
>>63977188
>discussing star wars with my friends
>ask what they liked and disliked about TFA
>have a normal conversation
>>63977123
>discussing star wars with someone
>bring up the prequels
>"oh, you mean the ones that shall not be named"
>>63977188
hellooo reddit!
>>63977268
reddit exposed
>>63977274
don't worry you still have about 10 years to become a patrician
>the big battle at the end of TPM was fought on a Windows desktop back ground
my sides haven't recovered
>>63977123
Sadly, we have all encountered this autist.
>>63976880
>first Jedi to defeat a Sith in years
>Darth Maul a sith
>180 posts
>38 posters
Hi /tv/eddit!
>>63976070
>THX1138
>bad
>pretending the prequels were good
I refuse to be this pleb and contrarian.
>>63977304
But what reddit happens if redd redditor of the reddits in the redd reddit? I mean fuck. reddit is what redditors redds in reddit reddit.
>>63976251
>that ranking
>>63977365
mind = blown
>>63975538
Sorry for doubting you George
Please come back, we need you
>>63977353
Sorry, I mean prequels.
>>63977274
nah you just succumbed to meme pressure
it's what separates the plebs from the patricians
Offical power ratings
Episode II: truly the greatest piece of cinema ever made (thank you george) 10/10
Episode I: Not as good as II but still a cinematic masterpiece 9/10
Episode III: Great movie but too much edgy gritty emo shit 8/10
now for the bad part
Episode IV: Boring kid flick 4/10
Episode VI: Not as bad as IV but still really boring 5/10
Episode V: One of the worst movies ever made overrated shit praised by manchildrens 1/10
Episode VII: Disney cashgrab literally NEW HOPE 2.0, literally 0 soul...George would be ashamed 3/10
>ctrl+f contrarian
>5 results
reddit exposed
![63987933[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q1g2rul.jpg "63987933[1].jpg")
>>63977440
>>63975538
What a hack. Georgie boy, your prequels were inferior to the OT. Even TFA is better.
>>63977347
I don't usually spoonfeed newfags but if you think each poster making 4-5 posts in a thread this large is unusual then you need to lurk more before posting. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>63977326
>he has a sith title, one that can only be acquired legitimately upon completion of training
>>63977440
Oh, I get it. You're literally mentally handicapped. Well good for you using a computer !
>>63977440
swap I and IV and I'll defend you to death
Last month I started as a new intern in a library. After getting to know some of the colleagues there, the Star Wars for some reason came as the topic, probably because some of them anticipated VII. We talked and as usual I didn't really voice my opinions if not clearly asked. I noticed two of the guys (pimply faced) were very enthusiastic about the new Star Wars movie so I asked them what they would like to see. Immediately the excited tone of the conversation transformed into a cacophony of hurls towards the prequels after which I interjected and asked why there harbored such a disdain for said films. The energetic conversation stopped for a second and they looked completely baffled back at me, in total shellshock one of them (the one with more pimples) just muttered, "Dude just watch the Plinkett reviews on Youtube." I was flabbergasted because I did not know what he meant by this. Without saying anything further, I just went back to my work in the other room. I still could hear them talk vociferously about how they shared the same opinions about what made the prequels so terrible for at least another 15 minutes.
>>63977552
>plinkett babbies in a nutshell
>>63976277
>>63977411
sorry faggots too late. you wanted me gone, you got your wish
btw hope you enjoy endless rehashes and spinoffs every year with liberal and cucking propaganda
you've made your bed, now lie in it
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the compromised and boring "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
5. "Star Wars"
6. "The Empire Strikes Back"
7. "Return of the Jedi"
>>63974128
fuck yeah the prequels will never need special editions as they are already perfect
>tfw no Prequelist terror attacks at theaters showing TFA
For fuck's sake lads.
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>>63975021
fug
>>63973968
OP here
Wow this thread blew up
r.i.p my inbox xd
EDIT:thx for the gold kind stranger
Is he right?
>>63977552
Nice blog. Ok fanfiction, almost at prequels level.
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>>63977609
GODDAMN IT PLEASE GEORGE IM SORRY I WAS WRONG IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR? PLEASE IM SORRY
>>63975021
yesterday it was about my mother and know it's about wives
what is up with the sudden surge of these posts
>>63977695
>yfw not enough naked younglings
>>63977666
he is
everyone seems to act like a robot in the prequels
>>63977666
>some edgy jokester just le me lol
>>63975021
eat shit
>>63977666
>>63977666
yikes, no
that's exactly the reddit type anti-art viewer that doesn't understand the prequels
he's probably american too since he needs to be able to relate to the character
>>63977666
and this ladies and gentlemen, is what is known as a marvel drone
>>63976611
>post ironic, post authentic memes
my sides
>>63977666
reddit has truly arrived
>>63977666
>The prequels failed because they weren't written like Joss Whedon Avengers garbage
God I fucking hate Reddit.
>>63975021
You should have died during childbirth
>>63977666
>NEEDS MORE QUIPS
>WE WANT THE MARVEL AUDIENCE
>>63977666
For fucks sake, VII really is Reddit The Movie.
>>63977666
The thing is that doesn't sound very human, since an actual human being would be extremely shaken in that situation to make such a smooth "wisecrack". Even Joss Whedon's oneliners usually awkward and confused enough to sound "human".
>>63975021
>>/Facebook/
>>/Youtube/
>>63977819
DUDE JUST BEING A DRONE LMAO
>>63977819
oh my god..
this can't be real.. i was just memeing around but these people actually exist?
>>63977845
a sad old man in denial of what a failure he is? not a very convincing argument
>>63973968
>/prequel love/ general
So this is how /tv/ dies, with delusional, thunderous tendies greased applause.
>>63977819
Exactly the kind of people.
>>63977552
DUDE JUST FEED ME YOUR OPINIONS LMAO
>>63977666
>that's what the prequels were missing
>a reddit character
>>63977819
holy shit
>>63977955
oh hey I found your post on reddit
>>63977666
is that you?
>>63974261
Luke
>>63977984
Have you considered reddit? It's a decent /tv/ alternative where people dislike the prequels. Enough people have told me to go back there today that I'm actually considering it, fuck 4chan.
TFA: In the top 2
>>63977695
ATHEIST REDDITORS BTFO
>>63977819
>Implying he is wrong
prequelbabies BTFO
>>63974261
LUKE
>>63977819
>Somebody calls the prequels shit
>I ask why
>He says "google star wars plinkett reviews"
just kill me
>>63977695
They also clearly specify that JJ was looking for the video game audience when making this movie, which he was.
>>63977819
>mfw I've seen like 6 different "Disney should remake the prequels, they're non canon" threads on /tv/ in the past two days
>it's not just a meme, they were actually redditors
>>63978080
Hello reddit!
>>63978049
From the time I've spent on reddit and 4chan I can tell you both sites are filled with autistic newfags.
>>63978073
That first comment is the most disgustingly Reddit thing I've ever seen and the sad thing is there have been comments just like it all over /tv/ the past week.
Fuck TFA, fuck prequel haters and (at the risk of sounding redundant) fuck Reddit.
>We will go for the underage audience
What did he meant by this ?
>>63977819
>just watch the plinkett reviews to understand how bad the prequels are
>they're great! especially how he overreacts to every minor detail
>they're really funny too and he does it in a epic wacky voice!
>i also don't watch any movies anymore! i just parrot other peoples opinions!
Why do you people still care about Star Wars? It's a kids movie and always has been one. If you're an adult and arguing about these movies then you need to get a life.
>>63978690
>screencapping your own posts
>>63978541
i dont need a life
im a gamer, i have lots of lives
t: TFA fan
>>63978690
> Rey
> Main character
