who here /lonelymustacheman/ ?
I'm on the verge of suicide. I just lost my job. Would like to do it, but need a convincingly "accidental" method.
>>63973645
Cut your brakes, drive off a cliff
>>63973698
This, plus have a jerry can of gasoline on the back seat with a lit flare duct-taped to it, while high on Valium and drunk on whiskey, and a note that you left at home that says something like,
"Yo! Just going to pick up some gasoline and some flares for the camping trip. Needed a drink and some Valium for this dang ankle that's been aggravating me. Might need to check the brakes on Monday, they seem to be a bit fucky. Back soon!"
>be me
>decide to grow a mustache cause why the fuck not
>mfw my roommate only calls me Theodore for the next four months
i want a lonely stache but too lazy so i have beard
Is Lobster available to watch yet? I know it was only in cinemas like a month but I could imagine it would be on dvd a couple of weeks later or something.
>>63973504
haahha has friends and was even on a fucking date but said no because muh machine so fucking lonely am i right
fuck off retard, Theodore was not lonely
>>63974437
it is
>>63974437
Yeah, there's a watchable copy out there. Worht watching too
>>63974437
there are high quality rips out, watch it, its my film of the year
>>63973504
thought about growing mustache like based Steve in Narcos, even have same face and hairbut my facial hair doesn't grow
>>63974517
this
>>63974491
just wanted to add more onto this post because im drunk and fucking this thread rustled my jimmies
i bet you fucking faggot OP think llewyn from inside llewyn davis is "lonely" too. fuck off. only film ive seen which portrays loneliness well is Taxi Driver
>tfw next effay trend is moustachecore
>>63974937
Are you kidding? That motherfucker went on a date with Cybill fucking SHEPHERD.
>>63973698
>>63974097
This sounds good, but I just lost my job because of an auto accident, so it might be suspicious.
>>63975010
>next trend
>moustache
