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>that ending What the fuck?
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>that ending

What the fuck?
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>>63968260
>"I have to reddit the out of this"
>plants crops and sees growth
>"reddit gold"
>breaks out his laptop and posts ebin posts on reddit

Why was this scene in the movie?
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>>63968316
More importantly why was Jesshitty Chastain in this movie?

Her acting is so fucking terrible, does nobody else see that? She has one facial expression.
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the ending was as cheesy as the rest of the movie, what's the problem?
>>63968380
she ruins literally every movie she's in, this isn't the first and not the last
what's worse is that when she does have other facial expressions she's even more annoying
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>50 years in the future Iron Man is still popular
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I thought the first half was pretty comfy
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>>63968380
She is also ugly imo
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I was more bugged by all the annoying scenes where one guy has to explain what they're doing like the talking to a bunch of little kids when they're all literally rocket scientists.
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>>63968453
Batman was popular 50 years ago and is today. Your point?
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i liked it
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>>63968522
Well, she looks old as fuck.
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>Chastain in tight clothing
>muh dick
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>>63968453
>implying Disney won't be shilling the fuck out of marvel 50 years from now
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>>63968419
>>63968522
>>63968576
>hating Mommy
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>>63968260
>Base on mars
>Somehow doesnt have some sort of backup communication radio device thingy

wtf?

>Base on mars
>Front door magicly explodes into oblivion and he has to seal it with fucking plastic

wtf?
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>>63968260
>le smart science negro

I couldnt stomach it, dropped it when it became cringeworthy. You dont cast people who look like bushmonkeys as science people, monkeys cannot into science.
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>tfw I watched the entire movie expecting a twist because I thought for sure there was a famous one in the book
Probably the reason I managed to avoid getting spoiled, there was nothing to spoil. What a drag this movie was, but it was still decent. 3/5
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>>63969338
/pol/ youre leaking again.
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>>63968858

As always, explained better in the books.

The back up communication was the ship the rest of the crew flew off on.

The airlock blew up because it was designed for a 31 day mission with equal usage between both airlocks, while whatney almost exclusively used the single airlock through many many more cycles than it was designed for.
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>>63969338
racist scum
die
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>>63968260
the whole movie was reddit as fuck
>that nigger with SCIENCE! written on the board
jesus fucking christ
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>>63968858

Jesus, your put down was embarrassing as fuck FOR YOU
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>>63974297
Kill yourself, liberal newfriend.
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>chitel black guy plays morally righteous and smart man
>old white guy plays morally bankrupt patriarch
>joseph pena plays loveable and trustworthy "white man's best friend"
>matt damon plays "dude that is both relateable and someone who never gives up hope"
>danny glover plays "ultra smart and by necessity insubordinate" as he comes up with sci-fi trope plot of "slingshotting around planet's orbit"
>reddit memes all over the place
>chastain playing typical ice cold bitch who blames herself for everything
>kata mara plays same character as f4 aka computer hot chick
>nonstop dad-rock pandering
>making it a live event with shots in times square so the audience feels like it's historic
>'any questions' scene at the end where everyone raises their hand

it was fucking painful.
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>>63974297
Back to Tumblr friend
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