3x3 thread.
Recommendations, hate, and bait.
>>63959259
What does that mean? 0/5? But there are 9 squares?
>>63959286
It's [how many you liked]/[how many you've seen]
Apparently that anon didn't care for any of my stuff
>>63959286
hello Reddit
>>63959376
1.5/8
>>63959376
2/2
>>63959167
2/2, care to list them for us plebs?
where do you make these? just photoshop or w/e?
>>63959438
https://bighugelabs.com/mosaic.php
>>63959413
Which ones did you like?
>>63959425
Under The Skin
2001
Lost Highway
Only God Forgives
The Tree of Life
Apocalypse Now
There Will Be Blood
Blue Velvet
The Thin Red Line
>>63959438
bighugelabs.com/mosaic
>>63959472
certified copy
act of killing
>>63959467
Did you order them in a specific way? Because Eraserhead and Elephant Man are his worst movies.
>>63959527
They're in (near) chronological senpai
>>63959167
3/9
>>63959376
1/8
>>63959467
3/9oh, I get it
>>63959527
>Eraserhead
>one of his worst
Please die. Top 3 at the very least.
>>63959643
Post yours
Titus, Dark Eyes, A Field In England
Queen Margot, Barry Lyndon, Network
Come And See, Holy Motors, Baraka
>>63959527
what the fuck anon
eraserhead is absolutely his best and while I've never cared much for it, elephant man is one of his most mature and well rounded films and far better than tripe like fire walk with me and wild at heart
>>63959685
I don't have one and I don't feel it's worth my time to make one.
>>63959696
3/8
Why does no one rate mine¿
I will never understand people's love for Holy Motors.
>>63959467
>>63959498
thank you.
>>63959725
It's common courtesy to allow yourself to be judged for your taste while judging others, Reddit.
>>63959842
you're just too cool and patrician dude
WOOOAHH you watched a 12 hour movie?
you must be a real film nut ;)
>>63959961
2/2
>>63959961
What's second and middle?
>>63959977
>"you're not allowed to like certain movies because it makes me feel insecure!!!"
lol kay
>get better taste
Where is he? I loved that guy.
Also, how do i make one of those? Paint?
>>63960011
Sátántangó and Red Desert.
>>63959813
4/5
>>63959961
7/9
McCabe & Mrs. Miller is beautiful.
>>63960011
Middle is Red Desert which you need to go watch right now.
>>63960040
Read the thread, reddit
>>63960048
McCabe sure is. also, I don't really know why but Red Desert is the only Antonioni I've fallen for so far. the other ones I've seen have been boring as fuck imho.
>>63960048
I'm working my way up Antonioni's filmography chronologically but thanks for the advice.
>>63959813 is me, what was the one you disliked?
>>63960072
Thanks, 4chan.
>>63960033
your chart is stupid. you post movies you know most of /tv/ won't have seen and post others intentionally obscured like close-up so people will only think they haven't seen them
who is going to recognize that vague smear in the top middle?
well, here's your attention
So what was the film that got you interested in film as an art form?
2001 for me.
>>63959167
never seen a 3x3 so early
>>63960312
Titles, famigo?
>>63960225
>you post movies you know most of /tv/ won't have seen
because Ozu and Bergman and Kiarostami are so obscure!
>post others intentionally obscured
It's literally a picture of the dude that the entire movie is about. In the house that half the movie takes place in.
>who is going to recognize that vague smear
Lots of people have. people that have actually seen the movie. That's literally the most iconic scene from the movie.
>here's your attention
I just wanted some ratings, not a sperg-out
>>63960413
also like to add that literally every single one of those pictures minus level five (which is the cover of the dvd) is of the protagonist. but yes I'm trying to intentionally obscure the movies by putting a god damn picture of setsuko hara there rofl
>>63960352
>Kanał
>Julien Donkey Boy
>Two women
>Sátántangó
>News From Home
>Othello
>A Matter of Life and Death
>Bigger Than Life
>Die Nibelungen
>>63960413
not him but post titles then
>>63960474
>>63960413
you don't need to answer your self, he confirmed himself an autist by ''your chart is stupid. you post movies you know most of /tv/ won't have seen...''
>>63960485
En passion / menilmontant / bed and sofa
Close-up / out 1 / goodbye dragon inn
Our beloved month of August / level five / late spring
>>63959259
why level 5 man?
i do love it but i would like to know why you rate it so highly
>>63960413
>>63960547
>that's the most iconic scene in menilmontant
wouldn't it make more sense to just post this?
>>63960578
do you feel the same about sans soleil? jw
>>63959167
1/2
>>63959376
0/1
>>63959467
2.5/4
>>63959696
1/1
>>63959813
where did you get to see i was born but?
>>63960663
...the internet?
>>63960663
On my tv after I downloaded it
I live in a country that only has actual film screenings in its capital
>>63960637
7/7
>>63960609
i picked the other one because it showed off the impressionistic style bettee
>>63960701
fair enough mayne,
>>63960684
it's one of the only ozu's i can't find so that's why i wondered
>>63960739
it's on hulu
>>63960619
i think i prefer sans but i have watched it alot more than i have level 5
>>63960759
i dont have it, what is it? like netflix?
>>63960739
It's on youtube but with delayed subs. Download it from there and get better subs
>>63959167
1/9
>>63959259
1/4
>>63959376
1/6
>>63959467
0/9
>>63959696
0/6
>>63959813
3/3
>>63959961
3/9
>>63960312
0/0
>>63960637
3/7
>>63960777
compared to sans soleil I thought it was a lot less obtuse. like, if I think back to sans soleil I don't really know what it's all about. thinking back to level five, the themes of memory loss and history are clear and apparent. I def need to watch sans soleil more though.
also im a sucker for the early internet aesthetic and the whole theme of getting lost in this strange, extra-human web. which reminds me that I need to finish watching serial experiments lain.
>>63960806
it's mostly for watching television episodes the day after they air on television. they have a deal with Criterion. a few hundred of their titles are on there. but since you don't know what it is I'm guessing you're not american which means its unavailable to you
Get better taste.
>>63961302
0/7
which one is bottom left?
>>63961302
5/9
best taste in this thread desu
(even though predator is a cultural meme and you don't actually like it you only think you do)
>>63961302
>>63961302
1/9
Pleb taste isn't something to be proud of.
>>63961581
Even Tarkovsky loved The Terminator, what are you trying to prove?
>>63961302
>dad core shit
>>63961606
tark also hated brakhage
not the best dude to get your opinions from
>>63961581
>>63961624
kill yourselves
>>63961639
>typical pleb response
how quaint
>>63961581
>>63961624
>i'm only appreciate real art and what have action isn't art
Virgin.
>>63961685
>signing your status at the bottom of your post
lol
>>63961625
The whole point is he was extremely elitist and hated most things, but not Terminator
>>63961710
This ain't facebook, you faggot.
>>63961728
Did he hate most things?
>>63961223
can you get hulu through any extensions etc or anything else?
>>63960812
thanks will check later
>>63960966
fair enough i think we have the same sort of reasons but for the opposite film lol
>>63961625
sauce on that senpai
>>63961737
>facebook coined the word status
lol, come on kiddo
>>63961710
i lol'd
>>63961785
http://people.ucalgary.ca/~tstronds/nostalghia.com/TheTopics/Brakhage_and_Tarkovsky.html
>>63961685
>i'm only appreciate real art and what have action isn't art
Some of the films on my chart have a good deal of action in them, but there's much more to them than highly stylized action. The same can't be said about most of those (especially Star Wars).
>>63961302
/thread
>>63961302
9/9
>>63961926
You are just a hipster, accept it.
>>63961682
>typical reddit response
Fuck off jew
>>63961795
>kiddo
call me that again and you aint seeing the daylight tomorrow famg
i bet you momma kuked you father and you heard everything in your room right
>>63962024
The newest hipster trend is poptimism. I'm just genuinely uncool.
>>63961710
>>63961795
>>63961806
Soz guys, didn't mean to samefag
>>63962085
i bet you didn't like the new Star Wars right?
>>63962142
I haven't seen it yet, but I'm not fond of the series as a whole.
>>63962112
>not responding to your own posts on every /tv/ thread
back to reddit
>>63962165
What is your chart buddy?
>>63961302
people will call you pleb because "waah no 1930 italian artsy film" but pretty good taste anon
>>63962204
This one:>>63960637
Interestingly enough, Lucas borrowed from one of them and produced one of the others.
>>63962294
Yikes
>>63962318
madman
>people who post some bullshit artsy screenshot from the movie instead of the cover
*tips*
>>63962347
What exactly don't you like?
hello
>>63962414
my dinner with Andre is literally reddit: the film
putting Potemkin on there reeks of inauthenticity
the rest are middling and middle brow and disinteresting
>>63962318
name of the bottom-middle?
>>63962459
8/9
can't give two shits about french faggotry comedy.
>>63962502
For each point I have one thing to ask: why exactly?
>>63961926
>but there's much more to them than highly stylized action
You are being biased here. Each of these movies have their own depth and artistic merit while being also highly entertaining. You just don't give any shots in trying to see this because they are popular action movies.
>>63962500
ayy
withnail and i + rascal
>>63962459
wow, despite my love for starship troopers you have maybe the worst taste i've ever seen
>>63962547
sorta shit taste
>>63962624
youve seen in the shadow of the blue rascal? If yes, then youre the first person Ive encountered to tell me that. where's your chart?
>>63962684
>youve seen in the shadow of the blue rascal?
yep. in a theatre no less
>where's your chart?
don't have one
>>63961302
>>63961581
>>63961624
>these films are considered dadcore
>most posts have films much older than these
/mu/ 2.0
Why does everyone care what strangers on the internet think? You're not impressing anyone, this isn't facebook
>>63962624
i doubt my taste is shit
>>63962735
I envy you mate. At least post your favourite films or provide some recs. Waiting here
>>63962790
Age isn't the sole quality of dadcore, and /mu/ is enamored with Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar. Your criticisms just don't hold.
>>63962508
>>63962622
I can admit that they're all very well made and entertaining. There certainly is depth to all of them (though nothing really stuck out to me in Predator or Die Hard), but none of it is explored in an interesting enough way for me to bother watching them again. The worst is Star Wars which has a truly fascinating thesis, but ultimately only demonstrates the inadequacies of our popular culture, science fiction in particular.
>>63959167
8/9
>>63959376
4/4
>>63959467
2/2
>>63959961
3/3
>>63962459
4/5
>>63962500
1/1
>>63962547
3/4
>>63963078
1/1
It's Empire Strikes Back, man. It's fucking great at the same time as being simple as fuck. I don't care about cultural impact and shit, it's near to perfect. I can watch Empire any time and it's still feel great. And no, i didn't grew up with it, even though i did watched as kid sometimes.
>>63963601
forgot to quote >>63963443
>>63959167
2/4
>>63959259
1/3
>>63959376
2/2
>>63959467
1/2
>>63959696
5/5
>>63959813
1/4
>>63959961
2/2
>>63960312
3/4
>>63960637
5/6
>>63961302
8/9
>>63962318
1/1 (is this a serious list though, I see it constantly)
>>63962459
2/3
>>63962500
1/1
>>63962547
0/0
>>63963078
2/4
>>63963533
4/5
>>63963601
>And no, i didn't grew up with it, even though i did watched as kid sometimes.
This explains our differences better than anything else. As a child I had Star Wars shoved in my face, and it's cultural impact lived in my household. It's not something I'm capable of ignoring. I was raised by a man who was deeply influenced by those films in his youth, and the result wasn't pretty.
Hey you guys know there is no such thing as taste when you have your head sucking the back of a semi truck exhaust
All tv as artform is pleb shit.
>it's a dying medium
You communicate the same way that my grandma does, by watching and absorbing aomething trite and trying to comprehend if it is good.
Well it's all bad. Even if you think it's good, it's fucking shit.
You are all shit.
Not only will you not make your own art, but posting a 3x3 of someone elses time taking pictures is the bottom of the bottom in terms of artistry.
>you will never be creative so your opinion doesn't matter
>>63964682
no you
Taxi Driver, Rocky (1), Silence of the Lambs
Melancholia (2011), Nymphomaniac, The Comedy
Ex Machina, The Sixth Sense, The Hunt
Anyone have any recommendations? I really loved the more subtle & implied visual meanings in movies like Melancholia, Nymphomaniac, The Comedy, and Ex Machina. I suppose that's "arthouse" but I'm still pretty entry level as far as that kind of thing is concerned
>>63959167
4/4
>>63962459
3/3
>>63962500
2/2
>>63965404
Persona
Barry Lyndon
and especially for you, Entertainment (2015)
I don't want to spend half an hour making a grid that someone will just reply with "1/10 phf" so someone please make one for me here's a cute picture of Ryan Gosling and a dog here are my favorite films thanks The Mirror Valley of the Bees The Tree of Life The Color of Pomegranates The Ascent Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets Prospero's Books Ordet Sans Soleil thanks again bye
Here's some honest recommendations senpai, completely absent of the hivemind.
>>63965889
Takes 5 minutes to make the mosaic.
>>63965812
Goon is the only good movie there.
I absolutely despised The Great Beauty but I did enjoy Toni Servillo in it.
>>63959813
top right, middle left, middle middle, bottom left, bottom middle?
>>63965927
took me ten, you nut
>>63966160
In Vanda's Room
I was born, but...
Medea
Dans La Ville Blanche
Moi, un noir
The Mirror
The House is Black
Fragments of an alms film
Cries and Whispers
>>63962790
Something being old doesn't make it dadcore you cuck. You don't see people calling Mozart dadcore. Dadcore is "manly" pop culture shit from the late seventies to the end of the eighties (the era in which most anon daddies would still be youngish) that dads would consider their favorites but when looked at critically are banal and not better than the meme movies of today.
r8 dont h8
>>63967803
i want to fuck double indemnity barbra stanwyck wig and all
>>63967929
Sexiest ankles ever captured on film
>>63965517
Entertainment is one my highest priorities once it becomes available to me, I'm really excited about it
I'm definitely gonna check out Lyndon, the whole Kubrick filmography is definitely a goal of mine, and Persona sounds great, thanks a lot!
Is Terayama the latest fad director?
