I did it, guys! Here is the funniest joke in TFA!
Second funniest joke
Physical comedy
Physical
post bb8 thumbs up
epik absolultly epik
>>63956730
You didn't like the movie, we get it
eric, simpry eric
My favourite joke was the one about the falcon when they're running from the tie fighters on the desert planet. It made me laugh so hard.
>>63956730
Only part I smirked at. Wookie gets cold heh.
There were many far worse jokes and quips that were made than these clips though
I thought it was alright, it's not like the OT didn't have these funny bits
Star Wars has always had jokes
>>63956730
Yeah that was great
>>63956730
funniest for me was "DASS RIGHT IM IN CHARGE NOW PHASMA"
Jokes like that would suit the new Star Trek, not Star Wars
>>63957401
tone it down a little
Boyega was honestly the best part of TFA tbqh(to be quite honest)
>>63957252
On the contrary, famfam, I actually quite liked it.
>>63957356
Yes clearly people are mad that there were jokes
(Not really, the complaints are obviously about the style of comedy used- 2010s mid-action quips, usually very self aware)
>>63957401
I got you covered, familiatachi. No subtitles for now doe..
>>63957505
Well >>63956911 is practically a gag directly out of the original trilogy.
>>63957445
tone down what, he did yell that shit right in his former CO's face pham
>>63956911
this one is funny not gonna lie
>>63956911
Haven't seen the movie yet. Have read spoilers and much about temper tantrums.
This made me smile.
>>63957532
Hank Sodom says "Tone it down a little.." in the movie as a response to Feen's hyper-activity upon successful captivity of Commandant Phantasmagoria.
>>63956911
This one was really funny tho
>thunderftp.net
So do they have the movie or not? Because all I see are shitty custom dvd covers or some shit.
The Breh-mance between Pough and Feen was toppest, tbqhf
>>63956730
Chewie's accent was too British I thought, it took me right out of the movie.
>>63957520
Finn let his guard down at least three times in which Not Fett could have taken advantage of the opportunity and turned him hostage.
Is there Narrative reason that she didn't, or was the movie just more concerned with being goofy than acknowledging the stupidity of turning away from a highly trained soldier who is within reaching grasp of your weapon?
>>63957642
wait, did that monkey kick poor bb-8 at the beginning there? savage
>>63957669
>Mane, get this ffff-OUTTA here, mane! What?!
Daniel Craig scene. No subtitles
>>63957738
Seems like such a random thing for him to do.
>MAY AS WELL MAKE A FEW MILLION FOR LESS THAN AN HOUR OF WORK LMAO.
HELP TONY HELP
>>63957883
He probably liked the idea of being a Stormtrooper in a Star Wars film.
>>63957883
Not that weird. Actors like movies too and he thought it would be cool/fun. He apparently was surprised that he got a speaker line he was just expecting to be an extra.
>>63958003
>he literally could have got paid a few million dollars and nobody would have known it was even him
>>63956730
i need the ANYTHIGN ELSE pls
>>63957642
The fuck is with that weird chick that walks in front of him?
>>63957668
You arent taking in to account who is present besides Finn and Va. There stand General Han Solo and his life-debt Wookie (a motherfucking WOOKIEE) bodyguard. Anybody affiliated with the Empire would for sure know the legend of these two. Awe and Fear make for some pretty good motivation aside from physical intimidation.
>>63958021
what are you even talking about
>>63958063
If he had no lines he would have got paid million of dollars to just be a guy in a suit.
I.e. you would have never known it was him.
>>63957520
>>63956770
>>63956730
>Abrams literally ripping off Lister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_0xaOQWg6I
>>63958081
do you know how much he got paid?
>>63956730
The laugh track subtitle made me giggle like a retard
>>63958081
where are you pulling this "millions of dollars" meme from? he asked to be an extra why the fuck would they pay him anywhere near that much. if he was demanding that kind of pay they would just say no
>>63958092
He did it for free.
>>63956770
>>63956730
Is this supposed to be funny or something ??
Thank god I didn't see star wars as a kid and I am 'meh' about the whole franchise.
>>63958151
I saw Star Wars as a kid and this movie was a very enjoyable experience. Mayhaps calm down?
>>63956770
This is the funniest desu
>>63958103
I ain't gon' front, I got the idea because the audience in this cam rip were literally laughing
>>63956730
>>63956770
I liked the one where Han looks over at BB-8 and says something like 'Follow me, little ball thing'
xDD good one op. I bet the kikes did this. The kikes always do stuff like this! I'm glad I have 4chan, none of the NORMIES understand my sophisticated sense of humor!!
>>63957475
you prob like niggers too fucking kuck!
>>63958082
Great fucking show.
>>63957883
>a few million
This is why I like 4chan. You can be very, very, very fucking stupid and still speak from a point of authority
>>63956730
>Movie that isn't primarily a comedy has jokes
FUCKING PLEB SHIT
HAHAHHAHH LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES SHEEP
more JAMES BANANA
>>63958249
Do you remember specifically when that happens? I'll see if i can't Webm it, for Christmas' sake
>solo: hey girl, jump on
>ray: I'm comin'!
>solo notices finn
>solo: who is that? he yours?
>ray: no, he isn't mine
>solo: hey, where your master at kid?
>finn: say what you cracka? I'ma crack yo skull up white boi
>finn notices a purple button on the ships dashboard
>finn: hol' up... is dat sum purplez? shieeeeeee-
>solo smiles
they audience laughed so hard oh boy
I hate this movie
>>63957738
why does the first order facility have cloud-city style prion cells?
>>63957401
This can't be happening!
>>63956730
KIDS MOVIE
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>>63958337
At the end of the freighter scene, I think.
I'm positive it's just after Jakku, but not sure if it's in the Falcon or on the Freighter.
>>63957908
These are getting less and less funny
>>63958278
tryhard
>>63958309
>point of authority
Literally everyone's opinions are valued the same, as shit. You only think that lad is speaking from authority because you assume old m80 has more authority than you, because you are a cuck tbqh familia
>>63958082
Isn't that guy a serial rapist?
Isn't that a joke in Scarface? I'm pretty sure it is.
Looking forward to all the memeposting this movie will fuel.
>>63956911
This is excellent.
>>63957642
gawddamn Poe is such a sexy motherfucker my dick is twitching when I see him and I'm not even a faggot
>>63958537
Who, Craig Charles? Pretty sure he isn't.
>>63956730
Who's Inaudible?
>>63958671
Feen
>>63956730
> Inaudible
What did he mean by this?
>>63958318
>innit
Wrong usage m8. Innit means "isn't it" so you fucked up.
>>63958700
Feen Inaudible? Sounds like a pretty stupid name
>>63958345
The audience I was with laughed so hard you could barely hear the next couple of lines at that scene. Kinda surprised Abrams threw it in.
There is a scene near the end where Poe goes to say muh nigga to Finn and gets cut off at nig was funny.
>>63958318
How about a change of pace...
Here's we present an 'ebin' scene.
>>63958391
why make something new?
>>63956730
What a disgrace that a blockbuster movie has a little comedy. I'd rather long turgid talks about intergalactic politics
>>63957520
>that shot of her from the trailer everyone thought was badass was literally right before her getting rekt
top kek
>>63958790
who is making these edits and why
>>63956730
That was a great scene, you're dumb.
>>63958917
have you heard of the force?
>>63958790
This scene was really great, i want to watch it again. The webm is nice but it's not the same without the sound effects of the force freeze and the lazer krshhsshshsh sound.
You got any webm's of kylo punching his wound?
where can I get the subs?
>>63958917
No one has ever said that theyre lasers, you huge fag
>>63958917
The force. Ain't gotta explain shit.
>>63958917
Kylo can cuz he alpha and a bad mofo
>>63958960
>>63958917
LOST
BRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>63958412
Can't find it famiglia..... sorry
>>63956730
>>63956770
>>63956844
>>63956911
>>63957475
>>63957520
I didn't see the movie yet, but these shots look star warsy as fuck.
>>63958917
Star Wars lasers are actually plasma bolts.
>>63956911
This would have been a lot better if it had stuck to the wide shot without zooming in on the stormtroopers desu.
>>63957642
>Poe homo
What did he mean by this?
>>63958345
>this is what autists find funny
>>63958899
Autism.
>>63958917
they're not lazers, they're blasters
>>63956730
>humor is an unnecessary emotion because I am a robot. Beep. Boop.
>>63959005
It very much is... there are a lot of scene wipes that are very familiar to Star Wars.
On the other hand, there are also many very obvious J.J. trademarks in the movie.
Bit of a give and take.
Now this....
This is the epitome of a Star Wars joke.
>>63956844
I'm re-watching this scene again and again.
Wow, that bowcaster hits HARD.
When the stormtrooper hit the wall you could see pieces of plastic fly.
>>63956770
about the worst scene in the schlock... and that's saying something
>>63958032
Here you go, famiglia.
>>63959046
this... but...
Despite the sarcastic tone in the subtitles, these webms are actually making me look back on the film more fondly. I almost feel as if OP is doing a reverse-psychology troll to make us admit we liked TFA.
How come the giant laser cannons now fire rockets?
>>63959435
Come now.
Also, you could have just said "Jedi mind trick"
Hahaha, such great quippy one liners just like my guardians of the galaxy! Disney does it again!
>>63958790
This guy got out force gripped and out dueled by a literal teenage hobo. Not even jedi training can help you, once The Force Awakens™ apparently.
>>63958917
Blasters=/=Lasers. They're more like plasma pistols.
Also lightsabers are the same, a plasma beam captive in a magnetic field that curves it around towards the hilt, kinda like an upside down U.
>>63956844
based Kylo took one of these to the gut and kept going after Rey and Finn despite literally bleeding to death.
>>63959751
And people like this baby >>63959633 are still crying about how he lost.
>>63959435
Of course we liked it.
The problem is it was a little bit different than what we expected and also edited to run so fast that it was hard to immediately process what was happening on screen. Too much of a good thing.
It took few days before it all "settled" in my brain.
>>63957642
holy shit, BB-8 rolling towards him was freaking cute!
>>63959895
It is..
Poe's relationship with BB is GOAT.
>>63959789
I'm sorry. The scene in that webm set the bar way too high for me to find his defeat plausible, even given the circumstances and his personality.
>>63959751
you tried
>>63957642
Wow, that's really gay.
I approve.
>>63957642
>*beeps boops¨*
It's the simple things that get me. Also I was glad Pough didn't get kill. He out-Han Solo'd Han Solo in the based scale.
>>63960400
Let's hope Rian Johnson keeps him alive for the next installment
>>63959209
>Falcon's been abandoned for years
>when they board all the lights are on and it's ready to go
Honestly i found all the jokes cringey.
I never quite got into that joss whedon style of humor which seem's to be nothing more then an attempt to break the fourth wall.
I'm probably showing my age 'no time to discuss this with the committee' is the sort of thing that gives me a smile.
>>63960523
With all that antigravity and unexplained tech you expect light bulbs to burn out or something?
>>63960523
No, they say it's been modified and worked on for years by various owners including Rey's boss.
"How did you get Luke's lightsaber?""Oh, that's a great question. But it shall be answered later."
Almost as bad as clickbaiting.
>>63960539
>>63956911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqNmMH4hsg
>>63959300
>BANE!!!
>...
>WHY DO YOU WEAR THE MASK? U DONT even NEED IT.
>...
>...
>4U
>>63958790
The french dubbed version in my country was so fucking bad... I understood my mistake right there.
>>63956730
Thank you OP.
You're doing gods work by smashing the star wars autists on this board. Pls continue
>>63960539
yeah you're super special you old and wise 4chan master
>>63956730
This was funny
>>63956770
This was too much
>>63960694
Toop Cake>>63960743
The movie was not bad. It certainly as fuck was not good.
It was just fan jerkoff, with really shallow story as intro into the sequels.
Also its kinda lame how fast she got her powers, when luke had to work hard for his.
I can't wait for my colleagues to ask how I liked the movie so I can give them a smug condescending "meh"
>>63960743
>Hearing that the main villains name is "snoke" which sounds like something straight out of a dreamworks movie
>seeing so much comedic relief to loosen up the tension i think im dying of aneurisms
Not immediately thinking to thyself: Why am I doing this to me, what is wrong with me?
Is this meme015?
>redditors ITT literally think these are funny
>>63958657
Well you obviously are now you dirty butt bandit
>>63960977
Samefagging here.
Please, really tell me: How did you not find these movies just offensive?
I am not a fan of the Star Wars franchise, and I've never been. SW to me is the embodiment of Spooks. But how can people who "duh I only liekd the original triolologie" not find this movie outright offensive.
I don't even have to continue explaining since these webms should do that for me. Where were you when "a worthless billion $$$ franchise" was kill?
>>63959209
jesus fucking christ they actually did this
>>63961158
lol racism lmao
go back to /pol/ mate
>>63959209
HOW CAN SOMEONE EVEN MEASURE TIME IN PARSECS IS THIS FUCKING REAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright guys, last one from ol' OP.
Use it at your leisure.
>>63956770
I don't understand how they could think this scene was OK to include
>>63961200
its not a measure of time. the kessel run is an obstacle course. he did it in the shortest distance meaning he safely maneuvered the shorted but most difficult path.
>>63961207
lamo based op haha bane meme
>>63961236
>37,08·10^16 meters
>obstacle course
>Implying that the shortest route would be any meaningful if it didn't also mean the least time required.
>"Ugh you managed to pick up the groceries in less than 500 metres"
- NICE DIALOGUE SENPAI
Thinking that this bit of Dialogue , comig relief crab, was not just added to make the ebin audience think they're watching actual sci-fi.
The whole reception of TFA is just Damage control and denial.
>>63961423
stop nitpicking. its literally about the distance. he brags about completing it in the shortest possible distance. it obviously means he completed it quickly as well but thats now the main context.
>that last part
ok so you're just shitposting. gotcha.
>>63958189
>mayhaps
Mayhaps go back to tumblr or reddit you cancerous faggot
hey OP
>>63961207
Could you please also post that completely awful dialogue between han solo and Leia about "their son".
You don't even have to change the subtitles, since the dialogue itself was such a fluke.
Please , just before you're off
>>63961588Mayhaps calm down?
>>63961598
eeeeeh........... okay
It'll take a while doe.
These were really great OP. Thanks!
>>63960562
Rey says that it hasn't flown in years.
>>63961598
Parsing video into webm now anon. You still dere doe???
>>63961598
>>63961653
Here you go, familiasenpaitachisensei.
This WAS the scene you wanted right?
Some scenes felt very Joss-whedon-esque and fell fucking flat.
Some quips were funny, but there was too many "Let's have a silly conversation while we're here" moments.
Anyone got the sound version for the Daniel Craig cameo?
>>63962532
These are so unfunny. Why do you keep making them?
>>63959209
I can't believe this made it in the movie...
>>63958537
Kryten? What happens between him and those vacuum cleaners is purely consensual, man.
>>63958790
Love the speed at which those two troopers ran over there to kick the shit out of Poe.
>"Hey, his plot armours failed!"
>"Quick! Let's get some licks in before it regenerates!"
Betting one of them was based Traitortrooper who beats Finn down later on.
It really did feel like a Marvel movie at many points
>>63956911
I laughed out loud during the screening.
Am I autistic?
>>63966380
stop believing in /tv/ memes you retard
yes you're autistic but not because you laughed at a joke in a movie theatre
>>63959209
T W E L V E
P A R S E C S
>>63958309
This, fucking Rey and Finn only earned 450,000 each
>>63966380
nah i had a giggle too.
>>63957475
Ford was fucking great in this movie. Like seriously the best he's been in a long while.
>>63958537
He was tried but was acquitted.
I like when chewy was sitting on the table telling the nurse how brave he was
>>63966380
You're a cancerous drone that probably thought the robo piss scene in transformers was funny
>>63957738
I was really hoping the stormtrooper was going to tighten the cuffs.
>>63959005
You won't be disappointed. The way it was shot was one of the best aspects of the movie.
I thought the comedy was the only redeeming quality of the movie.
I would include Oscar Isaac in that sentence but his character wasn't developed enough at all. Huge potential, but we don't see him for like 45 minutes? Fucking retarded. JJ Abrams continues to prove he can't tell a story unless it is a 6 season long TV show.
>>63965281
This is the society we live in. Today's children weren't going to buy into Star Wars if the characters weren't funny and had super powers.
