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What did he mean by this?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>63952765
Does he live in LA? Because LA turns you into one of ((those)) people.
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>>63952765
Who? The guy running the fake FB page?
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>>63952765
Keanu is looking really scrawny in that pic.
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>>63952765
>Do you see these people behind me? They are rushing to work and not paying attention to anything."

Because they actually have to go to work every day. Not everyone can work hard for 2 months, get paid 10 million dollars, and spend the rest of the year doing whatever the fuck they want.
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He means he's fucking a tranny
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Easy to say when you've got a fuckload of money
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>>63952918
I guess he didn't really think about that
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>>63952993
this
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>>63952948
That was made up and he ended up suing the magazine that originally reported that for libel

He's dating his childhood friend, pic related
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>>63952765
Spend everday like it's your last is advice you should be required to do a background check on the person you want to give it to before hand.
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thanks keanu! i'm now going to live everyday like it is my last!
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>OMG EVERYONE IS ZOMBIES / SHEEP I'M SO ENLIGHTENED :^)

I fucking hate this, a majority of people having to go to work and have families / spouses whatever have their minds constantly in motion, it's not like we're all machines who have no feelings and shit.
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>>63953207
>his hair
>his beard
It is like he doesn't even care anymore.
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>UFC sweatshirt

Keanu is a real fight fan unlike you fucking goofs. He posts on /heem/, roots for the KING CONOR MCGREGOR and Sage Northcutt unlike you snakes in the grass, and could heem everyone in this thread except me 2bh.
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>has millions of dollars to lounge around coffee shops all day

>somehow gets depression

>recovers then has the nerve to project into the lives of strangers

You didn't learn anything from your recovery Keanu.
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>>63953545
He could fuck your shit up senpai.
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>>63953624

No fucking way, I trained Strikeforce for over six weeks I'm pretty much a killing machine, when I get my black belt in Joe Son Do I have to be registered as a lethal weapon.
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>>63953688
>train for 6 weeks
>defeats keanu reeves

fucking mary sue.
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>>63953943

lel
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>>63952765
That's Kylo Ren growing a beard for Ep. 8. He actually leaked a bit of monologue from it about his depression that made him a Sith.
>mfw I said it in Kylo's masked voice.
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He's had a hard life. Let him say dumb shit
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>>63952765
why is keanu so likable
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>>63954495
because he's a genuinely good person and he doesn't let the shit cards he keeps getting dealt keep him down
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>>63952765
>walk around and look at a mexican/black person in the face
>get robbed and beat up before i can say "hi"

>dude youre all zombies, enjoy life lmao
t. million who hasn't worried about paying bills in 30 years
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>>63955212

You sound like a huge fucking pussy.
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>>63953207
the fuck is even going on with that beard
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>>63956233
He's part Asian. Growing a full beard is tough for us. Even my leg hairs don't grow evenly.
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>>63956288
What's your other part?
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>>63953499
maybe he should have critiqued society instead of the people ah well
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>>63956994
This is what happens when rich people have plenty of time on their hands to meditate and think happy Buddhist thoughts. That's all Keanu is doing, trying to spread his own enlightenments on Facebook like a total normielord.
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>>63952765
>2016-0.8
>being a wagecuck
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>>63957417
you must mean 0.2 not 0.8
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>>63957383
I remember this movie. /tv/ never talks about it.
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>>63952765
>say hi to someone you see
I did a few times. It only works if you are beautiful, though. Thankfully I never was beaten or anything, but I got berated and slandered.

>>63953036
>>63952918
lel
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>>63952765
>GIVE ME ATTENTION PLS
>tranny cocksucker
Fuck that faggot
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>>63955290
Nah I'm pretty cool, just ask your mother hahaha OWNED bitch. Take that and think before you step to me again!!
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>>63952835
It really does
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>>63955290
>>63957560
BTFO
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>>63955290
You just got btfo son
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>>63957496
This.

>Walking, ignoring people, mind my own business. Someone says hi to me. Already pass them before I notice, too late to reply.

>Try to be nice and say hello to someone, they ignore you, or look at you like you are going to rape them.
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>>63953499

>everyone who has a job is a zombie meme
>how come people with jobs can spend so much money on the things they like?

Next time I hear a neet say this, mom's gonna freak.
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