Imagine JJ is going to reboot your favorite franchise
What is it and how does it turn out
>Star Wars
>really good
star wars
its pretty good
Terribly
>>63950240
I hope this guy dies.
star wars
awful
second franchise he's ruined now, pretty impressive
the silmarillion
a baggins is lead by merlin on an epic three part quest to defeat a great evil and is accompanied by an archer elf, a human king in hiding, and a stubborn dwarf
star wars
ok
>>63950277
>pressing enter twice
hello reddit
Lotr, silmarilion
>tulkas punches melkor in face
>noldor witty dialogue
>HUGE ungulant.
Mfw its actually good.
LOTR
It's just an infinite amount Gimlis running around making an endless amount of quips whilst slaying Orcs
>>63950362
>pressing enter once
hello reddit
>Godzilla
I don't know...
>>63950412
wow very interesting whoa cool
Make it happen.
Spiderman
its just a remake of raimis first movie
>>63950362
>implying 4chan has a preferred amount of vertical whitespace
>trying this hard to not seem new
>>63950240
thundercats....but we wouldnt be able to see the characters because of all the lens flare
>>63950466
>taking the bait
why hello reddit, how nice of you to join us
I have about as much respect for Cuck Wars as I do for the dog shit on my shoe.
It is Reddit, it is capeshit, it is cheeto dust, it is video games. It's nothing more than meme's enjoyed by simplistic pledditors. Ihave ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the capeshit redditory Reddit show that is The Force Awakens.
I'm literally screaming, slamming my arms on my desk right now just thinking about it...
>>63950501
>still using the lens flare meme when theres a thousand more to use now that SW is out
someone hasn't seen it
>>63950456
I mean, Japanese Godzilla's have (ironically) have started having stronger female characters, but I don't know how he'd turn them Mary Sue like
>>63950240
Not even Abrams can perform miracles.
It's still a pale imitation.
>>63950240
He already ruined my two favourite franchises with two massive canon-chopping shears to both story archs
Schindler's List
He does a pretty good job with the fantasy and action elements of the story, but the diverse cast will feel out of place.
>>63950760
>fantasy elements
KEK
>>63950521
>literally screaming and slamming my desk with my arms right now
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>63950760
kek
LOTR
> Frodo is now a woman
> Aragorn is black
> Gandalf doesn't show up until the very end
>All orcs are white men
Star Wars
He makes a great movie.
Franchise
>It doesn't matter
How it turns out
>bad
Star Wars.
I've never walked out of a movie before, but if I hadn't been seeing it with someone, I damn well would have.
>>63950240
wat jj did for star wars and star shrek is amazing. he made both dead franchizes great again. that joofag will never be loved by neckbeards but that feat was amazing.
>>63950501
Cheetara will have no tits or ass.
Lion-O will be played by a gay Samoan
Mummra will be played by Jackie Chan
>>63951528
lol, lying on the internet
Dune
It will be awesome and lean will none of the stodginess of the books.
>>63950240
What has he done to get this level of power? Has he done anything of note besides the pilot of Lost?
![tumblr_static_9k2u5vlc8mosc00wscs8ss84w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1V1UmHp.jpg "tumblr_static_9k2u5vlc8mosc00wscs8ss84w[1].jpg")
>>63950240
horrid
>>63951732
Star Trek '09 guaranteed him this job
Lord of the Rings
Aragorn is now black
Boromir is mexican
Frodo and Sam are now both women who are also bisexual
The armies of Sauron and Saruman are now all white men with black uniforms with the eye of mordor badge that looks like a swastika. Saruman is a very pale aryan man with blue eyes and blonde hair and Sauron is a tall black hair moustache aryan guy
>>63951794
were is the jew?
The Sinbad adventures.
will be "remember this from 7th voyage?" then "remember this from Golden voyage?" then "remember this from Eye of the Tiger?"
>>63951837
That could actually work well with JJ's style
>>63951794
In Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings he made Aragorn a casino Indian.
>>63951732
>>63951785
I always thought creative control over Star Trek and Star Wars was too much power for one man.
M.A.S.H.
Set in undisclosed middle eastern country as WW3 wages. Total bummer.
>>63951966
>mfw
>>63951874
Cheapest actor he could find whold run around in that gettup so Ralph could trace over it on his speed binges. Good times.
