A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away...Naboo was under an attack..
and I find me and qui gon jinn...
Could talk the federation in to maybe cutting them a... Little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
>>63949764
but their response it didn't thrill us..
>>63949790
We escaped from that gas...
And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass!
>>63950020
We took a bongo from the scene...
And we went to theed to see the queen...
We all wound up on tatooine
>>>>/reddit/
LE SONG LYZRICS XD XD UPVOTE
>>63950050
That's were, we found, this boy...
We took Han's spaceship from Jakku
Coz selling toys required us to
Disney is just a bunch of jews
>>63950091
Oh, my, my this here Anakin guy!
Maybe Vader someday later now he's just a small fry!
>>63950197
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"Been to a lot of concerts in my time. Weird Al is still one of the most entertaining.
>>63950280
Oooh would you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the force, they say...
>>63950321
Ahhh do you see him hittin' on the queen
Though he's just... 9 and and she's 14
Yeah he's probably gonna marry her...
Some day...
Oh my my this here Kylo Ren guy
Talks to Vader in the trailer
But he's just a small fry
He killed his dad and lost to untrained jedis
Took his mask off then couldn't help but cry
Everytime his mask's off he cries
Saw him in concert a few months ago. He brought the house down with this one. The fedoras were flying
>>63950381
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
>>63950383
Did you know this punk assed spic
Couldn't even beat an untrained chick
Though he was trained by Luke and shit
>>63950448
He was a prepubescent flying ace!
And the minute jabba started off that race
>>63950179
I worked on VII's script at a slow pace
Invoked the OT but knew I couldn't just replace
JJ read it once and threw it in my face
"Where's the fucking Death Star, oooh what about Starkiller Base? "
>>63949696
damn weird al looks young in this
he also looks like lizzy mcguire's kid brother
>disney will never make a comfy kids tv show where you can feel fine about getting a boner because it's not obvious exploitation and also enjoy the plot
>>63950469
Ah do you see him lasting all the flicks
When he just cries and fights like shit
Oh he's probably gonna turn the the light side
>>63950516
Well I knew who'd win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
>>63950616
Well i saw him so a blaster oh
Well I guess he is faster than Poe
But JJ is a jew
So he made Rey Mary Sue
>>63950598
She grew up delicious
>>63950717
And we was singing, my, my this here Anakin guy!
Maybe Vader someday later now he's just a small fry!
>>63952369
and he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi, soon I'm gonna be a jedi
>>63952315
Sure did.
>>63952315
>YWN snatch her purse and rob her after she uses the ATM.
>>63952498
>SWN catch you, make you her prisoner, and make you lick her feet
>>63952315
yep i wanna eat that
