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Why does this movie feel so genuine and loving?
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because it was made with craft and passion by a great director with a unique style
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>>63942252
Because it's Really That Good.
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because no need for long introductions, everyone is comfy, studio made 1 billion megabucks so the director can still do what he wants
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It had milk and cake cutie
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Why didn't Spidey just use his venom to kill Doc Ock?
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>>63942252
Because Spider Man 3 hadn't crushed Rami's spirit yet.
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>>63942386
so good
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>>63942252
A better question is, why is Mary Jane such a whore?
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>>63942252
That scene when Spider-Man comes back is fucking great.

>Jameson:Hes.... a thief! I want him struggled by his web! I WANT SPIDER-MAAAAAAN!

Than that epic music plays. It's a very comic book scene.
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>>63942816

Pretty sure Sony was the ones who killed Spider-man 3. Raimi just got fed up and said fuck it, we'll do it live.
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>>63942769
ursula is goat spiderwaifu
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>>63942816

Spider-Man 3 is still a really fun and entertaining movie, closer to the spirit of the 90s animated series than any other Spidey movie. Yeah, it has a spiteful dark streak to it, but you can tell Raimi was having fun shooting every Venom fan the bird.
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>>63942252
>that hospital scene
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>Go get'em, tiger.

I had a fanboy squeal in the theater when she said that.
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>>63942868
Raimi wanted Venom in a 4th movie, but Sony weren't having it, and forced him to include Venom.

I think at that stage Raimi decided to lampoon the studios decision by casting fucking Topher Grace, the most laughably unthreatening actor ever, to play Venom and turn the movie into a parody of its own franchise.
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>>63942868
I don't know. I remember reading an interview with Danny Elfman where he said Sony drove him so fucking nuts that he snapped. And that despite having a long working relationship, he never wants to work with the guy ever again because of what a cock bag he turned into.
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>>63942252
All the Raimi movies have a cosy city feeling that no other capeshit seems to be able to match.
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>>63942252

because it had Bonesaw in it

rip in peace Macho Man
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>>63942977
Raimi never liked Venom, Avi Arad made him put the villain in the movie.

>>63943043
>BONESAAW IS READYYYYYYYY
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>>63942252
Because they fixed MJ's hair from that "feminist red" in the first movie
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>>63942940
the animated series was as garbage as the xmen one and fuck you
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>>63942977
>Topher Grace, the most laughably unthreatening actor ever
It worked in the movie because he was supposed to be an mirror image of Peter Parker.

While I love comic book eddie brock, I don't know if it was so important that he be a literal adaptation of the character.
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>>63943079
Avi Arad convinced him to include Venom, but after the script was reworked, the screenwriter wanted to split it into two movies.
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I think a long time ago I watched this with my brother and right after we decided to watch it again cause we thought it was that good.
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>>63942252
My mom likes this movie. It's a superhero movie, and my mom likes it. This is a fucking mom movie, that's why it's genuine and loving
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>>63943141

What an awful opinion.
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MJ has the most seductive eyes
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>>63943342
yeah... her eyes
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Evil Dead 1, an OK horror kitsch
Evil Dead 2, improves on the original movie with better effects, better story and characters and gives a satisfying ending
Army of Darkness, given the difficulty of picking up on the ending of the last movie, is so ridiculous as to be a parody of action horror. Wacky, light-hearted camp fun.

Spider-Man, an OK capeshit
Spider-Man 2, improves on the original movie with better effects, better story and characters and gives a satisfying ending
Spider-Man 3, given the difficulty of picking up on the ending of the last movie, is so ridiculous as to be a parody of capeshit. Wacky, light-hearted camp fun.
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>tfw you liked Spider-Man 3 despite it being shit
>tfw you'll never Spider-Man 4
>the Spider-Man 4 that Raimi wanted to make
>tfw Peter will never rescue chubby Dunst from Fargo
It's not fair.
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>>63943342
watching her in Fargo is kind of depressing, her looks really have gone to shit
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>>63943611
>evil dead 1
>comfiest horror movie of all time
Pick two.

It is just such a better movie then it has any conceivable right to be.
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>>63943773
is that you, david?
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>>63942386
so good
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>>63943636
are you talking about the weight she intentionally gained for the role, or her actual looks? Though it's probably impossible to separate the 2 and a decade takes a toll on women.
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>>63942252
>
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>>63944151
>weight she intentionally gained for the role
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>ywn live in a shitty apartment in manhattan next to this qt
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>>63942252
It's one of the most perfectly cast movies of all time.
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>>63942252
Thanks, now I have to watch it again.
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>>63944472
Those are eyes to lose onself in
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THIS IS THE BEST CAPESHIT MOVIE EVER. NO OTHER CAPESHIT WILL EVER COME NEAR TO THE CHARACTERS AND STORY. FIGHT ME
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>>63942769
>>63944472

she was basically spreading her legs for him & he still goes after mary jane like a stupid faggot
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>>63944681
>Your victory has defeated you
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How do you think national politics would be influenced if it came out that Spider-Man was in poverty through no fault of his own?
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>>63944681

>best capeshit ever

WRONG
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>>63943611

What about Darkman?
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>>63944874
>through no fault of his own?
Nigger he was a shitty employee. Yeah he saved those people, but the pizza was fucked.
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>>63944472
Her bush is incredible
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Back in the day before marvel/disney's assembly line production of movies, capeshit movies were made with heart or at the very least out of some initial creative spark.
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>>63944909
the film lacks an emotional core
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Because it's simply a good film. It just happens to be about a superhero. That age died with Hellboy 2, now all superhero movies are pure generic capeshit.
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>>63945030
Or it was fun, over the top, and self indulgent action schlock.
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>>63945068
is hellboy 2 worth watching? i liked the first one enough
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>>63945117
does blade even have an arc? get out
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>>63943342
>most seductive eyes
>has a lazy eye
Pic related
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>>63942252

Is that Billy Corgans sister??
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>>63945124
yeah, it's an entertaining comic book movie with some genuine heart and writing that isn't cockfart retarded
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>>63945169
Which is why I called it
>fun, over the top, and self indulgent action schlock.
You fucking tardnado. Aside from those 2 awful CGI scenes tell me that movie doesn't have more charm then half of the marvel cinematic universe.

It's a great fantasy action movie with vampires and bucket fulls of fake blood and gore effects.
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>>63945124
Yes, it's much better than the first to be honest.
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>>63945309
oh sorry, i misread you ;)
i like blade
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuKqQ6plZ_I

i liked it when the humor was like this and not quipy shit like it is nowadays
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>>63945743
Shane Black tried for a better form of humor but everyone hated him for it. We can't have nice things.
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>>63945886
>M-muh mandarin
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>>63945226
>tfw I have a lazy eye
>tfw everyone thinks I'm a freak
>tfw watching that initial moment of horrifying realization in people's faces when they notice my eye is fucked up for the first time and literally being able to feel my soul break apart
Kill me.
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>>63946126
I knew a 9/10 with a googley eye once.

She had a wonderful personality but that googley eye was all over the fucking place.
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>>63944909
The movie was 2edgy4me. I didn't really give a shit about any of the characters and it just seemed to drag from one expositive sccene to the next until people start dying, which I didn't really care about.

Comic book was rad though
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>>63942252
Because Joey Coco Diaz was in it.
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>>63946339
was she a 9/10 because of that, or 9/10 otherwise?
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>>63946679
Otherwise. I mean when you first meet her, or see her from a distance you really do a double take because amazing body and figure, cute face, bubbly personality, etc.

Then you start talking to her and she is looking at you with one eye, and the other is just rolling around in random directions.

God damnedest thing I ever saw.

Last I heard she got surgery or something and got married. God bless the guy for putting in the time, but I'm just to shallow and terrible of a person to do it.
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>>63942252

It was comfy. Nothing was wrong with it.
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>>63942252
>go get 'em tiger
THIS
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>>63942252
Why don't modern capeshit movies have comfy scenes like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL8hVXSDmNM
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>>63947205
that was definitely a goat scene
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>>63947205
tobey maguire as spider-man is the most likeable character of all time
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>>63945309
>tardnado

are you 12?
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>>63942252
Cuz it's the best
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>>63947205
That wheel bouncing around is fucking great
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>>63947321
Inches?
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The whole trilogy is great. Even three is super entertaining, I don't understand why it's shit on so much.
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>>63942252
Aunt May was a cold bitch and MJ was unreasonably shitty to Peter at times, too.

Other than that it was comfy as fuck.
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>the spider-man 3 game wrapped up the movie's plot better than the actual movie

Blows my damned mind to this day. Peter was actually an asshole in the game and didn't resort to freeform jazz dancing to get that point across.
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>>63947693
bad dialog

too many villains
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>>63947790
>Aunt May was a cold bitch and MJ was unreasonably shitty to Peter at times, too.
So flawlessly written female characters?
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>>63945886
I'm glad I'm not the only one who liked Iron Man 3.
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>>63942386
SO
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Why is Spider-Man 3 so hated? I'm not really into superhero shit (although I enjoyed this trilogy) so could somebody inform me on what went wrong?
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>>63947864
Hey, I wasn't criticizing the filmmaking. It just made the movie less comfy.
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who /milf MJ/ here?
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>>63945886
>turning Mandaring into a meme
Shane Black isn't funny.
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>>63947949
/HIGHTEST/ here.
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>>63947205
Really, Raimi? THIS was the take you put in the movie?

sloppy as fuck
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>>63942769
I never knew why I loved that scene as a kid, it made me warm as hell.

I honestly want to watch it again just for that scene.
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>>63947928
Dancing emo Spidey and Venom
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>>63948027
to bo honest this happens in every movie with scenes like this, I mean you can't just say to all of the random pedestrians ACT THIS WAY it would feel fakey
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>>63947928
Sony forced Venom onto Raimi, and Raimi passively aggressively sabotaged the movie.
I'm not talking about jazzdance scene, which was painful on its own.

You can tell that the last third of the movie just fell apart. Harry's butler suddenly decides to tell Harry that Peter wasn't lying about Norman killing himself despite knowing this shit since the first movie apparently.

Venom/Eddie Brock in general was an awful character who was horribly miscast.

Sandman's plotline went essentially unresolved. Even the video game had a scene where Spidey said he'd help Sandman with is daughter. In the movie Sandman literally just floated away, his fate and the fate of his family unknown.
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>>63948074

Anyone who dislikes the dance scene has no business watching a Sam Raimi movie.
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>>63948024
H I G H T E S T
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>>63947839
Is it that good? What's the best version to play?
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>>63948202

Retconning Uncle Ben's murderer to be Sandman is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. It offended me much more than anything else.
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>>63948208
If you don't think that scene did nothing but prove that even the best directors can overdo camp, then you have no business anywhere but /co/.
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>>63948202
Sandman had a pretty good cast tb.h
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>>63948254
It's only real flaws were QTEs, ugly character models (not counting the costumes, which actually looked just fine), and the fact that it wasn't the Spider-Man 2 game.

It's highlights were swinging through open world Manhattan (even if there wasn't anything else to do), a good Scorpion origin story arc, a stage that did a better job at showing what a dickhead Peter ended up being because of the symbiote, and a much better venom voice.

It's not bad. Not a masterpiece, but I still don't regret my time with it.
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>>63948263
Making it an unintentional death instead of outright murder was worse.
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>>63948263
Agreed. I guess I blocked it out. Christ that was a bad move.

>>63948323
He really was, and aside from making him Ben's killer, his story was what kept me going. It was clear that he and Harry were originally intended to be the only major antagonists. Venom stuck out very fucking hard.
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>>63948323
B U I L T
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>>63948465
WALL
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>>63948027
They filmed it on the streets of NYC. Nothing they could really do about people looking at the camera.
The first one they had issues with advertisements on buses and whatnot.
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Did capeshit peak in the 00's?
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>>63948323
Christopher Young's theme for him was immaculate.
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>>63948464
Raimi also wanted Vulture to appear and played by Ben Kingsley

He'd probably look like picrelated
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Remember that Sinister Six meme Sony was recently pushing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PFHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>63943043
>Bruce Campbell and the Macho Man in the same scene in a movie about Spiderman

Fucking surreal
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>>63948592
I remember hearing that was going to be Cromwell.
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>>63945030
>implying implications
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>>63948592
It would've definitely fit the silverage vibe Raimi had been going for since movie 1. Hell, I'd have liked that much better.

I like Venom, don't get me wrong, but Venom was the product of an age that just didn't fit the Raimi universe. Raimi knew this, and did his damnedest to prevent his inclusion.
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>>63948705
>robin has bat nips
>batman doesn't

what the fuck joel, I thought you was gay man
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>>63948592
That stupid, only Larry Davis can be the Vulture.
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>>63945743
>quipy shit like it is nowadays

This meme needs to die.
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>>63948743
That is just the ice suits they use to battle freeze at the end.
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>Raimi SP
Max Comfy
>Webb SP
Meme Tier
>>63948746
>google Larry DaviS
lmao
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>>63945030
They also had no problem depicting women as attractive.

I hate THE CURRENT YEAR and want it to stop.
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>>63948323
>That scene where Peter forgives him
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>>63948705
Robin's costume looks like Ozymandias in the Watchman movie.
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>>63948791
>tfw you thought 2015 WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
>it wasn't
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>>63948822
That was kind of the point. Ozymandias financed his empire by marketing himself extensively.
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>>63942252
honestly i can't stand the relationship drama in that movie but then again 3 was way more worst
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>>63948323
the moment I saw giamatti as a villain in ASM2 I knew it was gonna be the reboot's SM3

Something about actors from Sideways brining bad luck to Spidey flicks baka pham but its the truth
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>>63948822
That was the joke.
Snyder hated Ozymandias's character and made his sexuality less subtle as a result.
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>>63944681
Maybe the old Superman movies come close, but there really is no beating the first two Spidey flicks.
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>>63944909
that movie forgot characters though blue penis and fedora justice are only ones who got some character development
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>>63948888
>that entire Amnesia Harry/MJ scene

I didn't want to watch people doing the twist while making breakfast in the evening. It was like Raimi just pasted page from a romantic comedy script intended for Dustin Hoffman and Diane Keaton.
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>>63947276
he really was
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>>63948323
GOAT introduction scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXOa5bWFRKw
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>>63947276
I like your enthusiasm but he was no Dale Cooper.

>select all images with coffee
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>>63947276
He was a whiny shit half the time. What is wrong with you people?
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>Used to complain about the Spider-Man movies not being serious and dark enough
>New-found appreciation of the Raimi films after Amazing.
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Optimism and the fact that it's true to the source.
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>>63942386
GOOD
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>>63949291
People got brainwashed by Nolan.
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>>63949245
Still one of the best Spider-Man (aside from TAS)
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>>63949245
Problem lies with you.
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>>63949414
Yeah, must be. I love Raimi, but his ham and jam movies only work when you get a huge hunk of pork to chew the scenery and the budget is low enough to justify his camera gimmicks.
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>>63949124
Movies simply refuse to slow down long enough to build up to an emotional moment like this these days

These days sand man would just explode out of the sand fully powered after two seconds of tension because a bunch of armored scientist robots are closing in to probe him or something
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>>63942252
it's a 4/4 movie
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>>63949377
>Still one of the best Spider-Man (aside from TAS)

Spectacular Spider Man is better than both and is clearly the best animated depiction.
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>>63942252
Reported for not being a star wars thread
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>>63949583
>mole
;>)

Also adult Spider-Man > teenager shit
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>>63949124
That was a fucking masterpiece of CGI work, must have taken an unbelievable amount of time to make.
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>>63948210
wtf is this
is it gained weight to not look like a skeleton?
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>>63949698
All practical, believe it or not.
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>>63949774
She ate lot of bread and cheese.
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>>63947205
Because sociopathy is 'in' nowadays.
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>>63949795
lol
That said Raimi did a shitload of work on how sand worked before getting the CG teams on it.

I fucking hated Spider-Man 3, but I've got to respect the amount of work and care Raimi put into Sandman.
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>>63949837
>milf Kirsten Dunst

whew lad
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>>63950231
>milf
Are you twelve?
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>>63950279
Inches?
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>>63950231
h i g h t e s t
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>>63942977
>>63943144

That and the fact that Toper Grace looked like Ultimate Eddie Brock.
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>>63950279
I could have sworn she was pushing 40
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Fuck Marry Kill
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>>63950351
Son when I was reading comics the fucking crisis had just happened.
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>>63950279
She looks like all the hot moms when I was a wee Anon. So no.
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>>63950357
She might be, but still, fuck, she's no milf yet
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>>63950378
marry, fuck, kill
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>>63943043

When you go back and watch this movie, you can appreciate it for so many reasons that you just didn't when it first came out.

The Bruce Campbell cameos, Randy Savage, Willem Dafoe's insanity, the puns. It was the first big budget Spider-Man movie and it was already so god damn unique because of Raimi.

Hell it even had references to two different DC heroes, which I believe they were allowed to get away with because I don't actually think Marvel had any rights over the film.
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>>63950378
Literally in that order.

I have a thing for Kirsten so bad.
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>>63942252
who is this ugly woman?
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>>63950378
kill, marry, fuck
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>>63950546
objectively the correct answer fåm
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I think one of the reasons why this movie holds up so well is because it has minimal cultural references.

The only one that really stood out was Macy Gray in the first movie. Other than the lack of smart phones, this movie could have easily taken place within the past 5 years.
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>>63950655
I never got the fuck marry kill thing.
Does the marriage include fucking?
Is it basically Fuck, fuck forever, kill, or is the marriage only a requirement and you never actually fuck who you end up marrying?
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>>63951106
i always saw it as fuck forever, a green card to cheat with this person once, kill
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>>63951106
That's how I'm interpreting it.

Who wants to be married to a woman who won't put out?
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>>63951106
My interpretation

Fuck means you fuck from time to time
Marry = live together + fucking + love
Kill = just kill
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>it's a comfy raimi spiderman thread

does this mean that TFA posting is dying?

thank god i can finally unblock myself from /tv/
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Alice Eve
Michelle Trachtenberg
Yvonne Strahovski

http://www.fuckmarrykillgame.com/20c+2vk+21x

Fucking hardest decision I've ever made
Fuck - Kill - Marry
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>>63951298
Fuck is you fuck her once
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>>63945356


>HELLBOY 2 BETTER THAN 1?

No its not you ignorant faggot!

Hellboy one was based on the novel the right hand of doom almost perfectly.

Helllboy 2 threw all that away for some love story bullshit.

DEL TORO movies would be fantastic if he left out that love story bullshit.
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>>63951408
to be honest there was a love story in Hellboy just before Hellboy in Hell with that blonde (red??) girl after Wild Hunt arc I think
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>>63950962

It wouldn't be such a terrible cameo if they didn't have an ADR'd voiceover saying "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MACY GRAY!" like a fucking commercial.
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>>63944998
Which movie?
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>>63951351
http://www.fuckmarrykillgame.com/10q+xx+27z
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>>63951524
Kill Swift, Fuck Robb, Marry Collins
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>>63951524
MFK
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>>63948705
>We didn't get these in Arkham Knight
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>>63951463
yeah the red head girl who he saved when she was a baby.but making liz the luv interest was fucking stupid on del toros part
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>>63951298
>>63951192
>>63951150
Just making sure.
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>>63945886
Ironman 3 is the best one of the three just the upset capeshit lovers keep moaning about muh suit
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>>63951524
thanks anon
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>>63951524
>Carla gugino
>9% would marry

What the fuck kind of faggots are these people?
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>>63942386
*winks*
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>>63952604
>only 11% would kill Emilia Clarke
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>>63942252
Because it's still the best capeshit movie, ever.

You can feel Rare and Powerful Raimi direction in every scene.
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>>63952365
no its better than 2 but slightly worst than 1
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Why am I getting the impression that people on fuckmarrykillgame don't like Gemma Arterton?
Have they not seen Byzantium? My dick calcified because of that fucking movie.
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Guys?
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>>63952865
Fuck and kill Taylor. Marry Natasha.
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>>63947205
It's so great because the movie has a lot of dark scenes mixed in with stuff like this. Also the blend of violence and comedy.

Toby WAS spidey. I haven't felt that with any of the new marvel flicks and their actors.
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>>63942769
You can't even post a fucking picture of best girl?
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>>63952865
>kill, fuck, marry
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>>63945886
IM3 is best IM.

Shane Black is a champ.
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>>63953006
ew
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Will this be ever topped?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z00fTwhmYX0

that costume change from red blue to red black between filming
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>>63952905
RDJ is IRONMAN tbphwt
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>>63953319
EWANS is both CAP and HUMANTORCH tbqh
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what would you do?
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>>63953438
Kill, Fuck, Marry. Easymode.
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>>63953438
kill glau
fuck scarlett
marry daddario
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>>63953463
>>63953438
Agreed.
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>>63951524
This website would be better if I knew who half these girls even were.
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>>63953576
Same. I'm down to marrying the whitest one if I don't know them.
Always marry Kate Beckinsale, Daddario, or Arterton. Kate is marry no matter what.
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>>63953438
What is the point of marrying someone if oyu font get to fuck them ?
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>>63953319
This.

RDJ Jr is the best.
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>>63953614
Read the thread. Marry is fuck forever. Fuck is fuck once. Kill is kill.
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>>63945030
Thank you Melancholia for finally showing those nips.
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>>63953644
>How to play Fuck, Marry, Kill:

>Fuck, Marry, Kill is a hypothetical question game. Three things (generally people) are proposed as the subjects and you choose which would be the most desirable to fuck, to marry, and to kill.

>Fuck: This is your hit it / quit it option. It could be great while it lasts but they're better suited for a booty-call than a relationship.
>Marry: This one's good for the long term. Bring 'em home to mom, buy a home, raise a family, and spend a lifetime with them. You're stuck 'til death do you part.
>Kill: This is the one you can't stand the site of this one. Rid them from your life completely.

>When people are not the subject of the question, players assign their own meaning to the titles. Generally you "marry" the most desirable subject, "fuck" the next most desirable, and "kill" the least desirable.
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>>63942386
>can I fill you up?

what did she mean by this?
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>>63953838
She was asking if he wanted his drink refilled.
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>reboot your own franchise after fucking Raimi out of Spider Man 4 (3 still made a lot of money mind you)
>the reboot is the most garbage thing in all of existence but still made enough to justify a 3rd movie
>instead, reboot the franchise AGAIN this time letting Marvel include it in MCU and have some creative control

Why do they keep fucking this franchise up? God damn it the best character development moments were when Peter Parker was out of high school and paying rent, but it seems like we never get to fucking see that because no one seems to know what they are doing with the franchise.

Now Spider Man is being played by some literally who kid who looks like a complete fucking fag directed by a literally who director and will have forced MCU shit in it. Prepare for cringey Whedon quips fucking everywhere. Prepare for more infinity stone bullshit. Prepare for more shoehorned avengers dogshit.

Fuck this franchise.
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>>63954151
But, anon. Comicswise it's the most accurate depiction of Spider-Man yet: a sad, rehashy clusterfuck of bad ideas starring a character who isn't allowed to leave high school.
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>>63945886
Looking back Iron Man 3 was actually pretty good.
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>>63954151
Adult Spider-Man is best Spider-Man tb.h

Prepare for more highschool shit AGAIN, fuck MCU
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>>63954228
>made a meme out of Mandarin
>no alien shit whatsoever
>even dropped that 10 Rings plot from the first Iron Man
nope
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>>63954272
>successfully lampooned what MCU was gonna end up being

Yes. Shane Black knew how shitty this was gonna get and fucked with all of the MCU fanfaggots.
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>>63954319
>it's shit on purpose!!
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>>63943043
>everyone has spikey bleached hair
holy fuck 2000 was so long ago
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>>63954342
The only thing you didn't like about it was Mandarin turning into a joke. That's the only thing the entirety of the MCU fanbase hates about Iron Man 3.
That's lampooning, and you bet your ass Shane Black was lampooning the MCU and capeshit in general by pulling that stunt.
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>>63952905
that's raimi's schtick
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>>63951470
Some TV show, can't remember
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>>63953576
>not knowing who those three actresses are

why are you even on /tv/?
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>>63954511
He was talking about the site in general. Lot of unfamiliar faces mixed in with the traditional /tv/ waifu menu.
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>>63954151
Because Sony is incompetent and nearly drove themselves to bankruptcy which is even why Spider-Man is back in the MCU?

Marvel wanted to do their own thing and Sony hated Andrew Garfield after he dissed the corporate leadership. So we're stuck with yet another kid Parker because fuck me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMG5Td1839k
its been 14 years
hold me bros
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>>63951524
>>63951351
Why the fuck am I thinking so seriously about this game?
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>>63954670
You know what pisses me off? We act like complete fucking pussies when it comes to the Twin Towers. Why do we have to pretend it didn't fucking exist because of 9/11? Why is it almost every game, movie, TV show etc made in the early 2000's had to airbrush the towers out of existence? Are there literally people out there that would be so triggered by that?

I say fuck that noise, we put those towers on full display and remember what happened, not pretend they never existed.
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>>63954924
How old are you?
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>>63954924
the common excuse is that it's insensitive,offensive,etc..
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>>63954980
Nigger I'm 25, how the fuck is it underage to hate the fact we act like the Twin Towers didn't exist?
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http://www.fuckmarrykillgame.com/302+2y3+dn

uh, guys...?
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>>63954986
How is it offensive? Who is offended?

tbqh we let the terrorists win by acting like this.
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>>63953438
Fuck Glau
marry Daddario
kill ScarJew

this isn't even hard
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>>63944151
they did though

look at plemmons too

fargo's setting is fucking cold, i'd want to fatten up for it too
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>>63955086
>fuck Glau

Do you want your dick to get cancelled?
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>>63948907
Giamatti was THE BEST thing about AS2. He hammed it up and it was beautiful.
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>>63955076
idk anon,the affected families and sjws i guess
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>>63955001
It's not, but most of 4chan was in preschool when it happened. I don't think they fully understand what it was like to live through that time.

But that's not what happened in the first place - you're oversimplifying what happened. They took out references to the towers that were glib because it was inappropriate and would've been distracting. It's just asinine to suggest that people willingly invite shit to be flung at them because people should just "toughen up". Grow up.
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>>63955054
Try this
http://www.fuckmarrykillgame.com/qt+3n+1v7
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>>63955054
Marry Kill Fuck
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>>63955151
Not who you're replying to but I don't see how putting a web between the twin towers could ever have been offensive. Hell, he was putting them to good use.
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>>63955168
>http://www.fuckmarrykillgame.com/qt+3n+1v7

KMF easy
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>>63942252
Mary Jane was a fucking bitch. Leaving that guy at the altar for Peter when he did absolutely nothing wrong to deserve that was a fucking shitty thing to do.
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>>63955111
Well, I sure as hell won't fuck the kike mongrel.
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>>63955185
For the same reason people don't throw crucifixes as weapons. Some things are just sacred and for a short time, that shit was.
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>>63955222
It's not impregnate, marry, kill. You'll be fine.
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