BRAVO JJ R A V O JJ
>>63940517
And who the fuck is he?
>>63940552
Kill yourself my man
>>63940552
> He plays Unkar Plutt, the Jakkku junk merchant who doles out rations to Rey in exchange for scavenged mechanical parts from the Graveyard of Ships.
no rations for you
who?
>>63940517
>a sickly british man
who?
>>63940584
>implying Simon Pegg is someone worth knowing about
Grill yourself
>>63940517
But for what purpose?
>>63940552
a meme actor
TRAITOR
>>63940552
DAMAGE CONTROL
Never understood the point of these one second celebrity cameos in shit like this. Total ego trip for them, adds literally nothing for the audience, and just makes for stupid headlines for some shit like Buzzfeed.
>>63940793
>Total ego trip for them
that's the whole point familia
>>63940552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWSsVOhnkY0
>>63940552
a guy who owes his entire career to nerd culture that is now condemning nerds
>>63940793
>I would pass up the opportunity to be in a Star Wars movie if I were famous
Sure thing, pal.
Can someone explain to me how 100% of the aliens look shittier than they did 40 years ago?
>>63941093
Jews
So what's the full list? I knopw 2 of the 8, but fuck if I'm going to the website.
>>63941156
>Jews
HAHAAHAHHAHAHA
GOOD ONE M8
YOU DEFINITELY DID A MEME
AHAHHAA
CLASSIC
LIKE DANO
;P
KEK (LOL)
LMAO MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>63941280
http://www.wired.com/2015/12/force-awakens-surprise-cameos/
>>63941280
Alec Guiness's voice is used for the word "Rey" (they cut him saying the word afraid or some shit from another star wars flick)
>>63941490
You're so wise senpai
Daniel Craig was a stormtrooper
Big bitch from GoT was that female stormtrooper
Idk the rest
YOU LIE OMAZE
YOU TOLD ME I WOULD BE A STORMTROOPER
FUCK YOU, STOP SENDING ME MAILS, IT'S OVER NOW, OKAY
>>63940552
0 portionsfor you
>Simon pegg criticizes nerd culture
>Stars as cameo in "Starwars: The consumerism awakens"
what a faggot
>>63940517
TR80R was played by Tom Cruise
>>63942114
>upset faux-nerds with hard truths
>upset turbo-nerds by making mad bank in capeshit and le nerd films anyway
The man is a master troll.
>>63942169
based
Bill Hader and Ben Schwartz
Simon Pegg
Judah Friedlander
Warwick Davis
Daniel Craig
Michael Giacchino and Nigel Godrich
>>63940517
>8 people you didn't care that were in the force awakens
>>63942292
he really is a dick.
>condemns nerds and geek culture
>entire career revolves around nerdy bullshit
>>63941433
They missed an obvious one. thomas brodie-sangster pops up and has a line when finn and poe are using the tie to escape. So "Ferb" notices "Phin" and uses his one line of speach for the movie
>>63942169
I keep seeing this being posted on here. Is there a source? Or is it just a meme somebody is trying to force?
>>63941093
No George to guide them.
>>63941055
In 2015? Yes absolutely, the franchise is milked dry and dead by the prequels already.
I can understand how people wanted prequel cameos becausw the hype was big then thay george wouldnt fuck it up
>>63940517
>>63937357
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantilize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control.”
>"Put simply, this is the idea that as a society, we are kept in a state of arrested development by dominant forces in order to keep us more pliant. We are made passionate about the things that occupied us as children as a means of drawing our attentions away from the things we really should be invested in, inequality, corruption, economic injustice etc."
>"Before Star Wars, the films that were box-office hits were The Godfather, Taxi Driver, Bonnie and Clyde and The French Connection – gritty, amoral art movies. Then suddenly the onus switched over to spectacle and everything changed, now I don't know if that is good thing."
-Simon Pegg
>PLEASE LET ME HAVE AN UNCREDITED ROLE IN STAR WARS JJ!!! I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!
>>63940517
Simon Pegg isn't even funny
>>63941055
Don't misquote me, sperglord. I'm talking about making it seem like a cool easter egg for fans.
>>63947021
>things we really should be invested in, inequality
>>63941018
He's never condemned it. He's just said that it's getting out of control, which it is.
>>63947021
He still likes nerdy shit. He's just saying that we should have more then JUST LEL NERD shit everywhere.
>>63946875
> milked dry and dead
Daniel Craig was the stormtrooper Rey mind tricked into letting her go
>Hi Simon I know you like Star Wars so since I'm making a new Star Wars movie I want you to be a part of the iconic new world I'm creating full of interesting fresh characters
>I want you to climb into this puppets gut and play a fat fuck from the inside
>>63940517
I've heard Tom Cruise turned up one day and got to play TR-8R. I can't confirm this though, just seems likely.
>>63940552
The Portion Nazi
>>63947021
>>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantilize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control.”
>>"Put simply, this is the idea that as a society, we are kept in a state of arrested development by dominant forces in order to keep us more pliant. We are made passionate about the things that occupied us as children as a means of drawing our attentions away from the things we really should be invested in, inequality, corruption, economic injustice etc."
>>"Before Star Wars, the films that were box-office hits were The Godfather, Taxi Driver, Bonnie and Clyde and The French Connection – gritty, amoral art movies. Then suddenly the onus switched over to spectacle and everything changed, now I don't know if that is good thing."
>-Simon Pegg
Absolute truth. All I can say is based Simon.
>Daniel Craig as StormTrooper
BRAVO INDEED
>>63940517
I'm glad I didn't know he was in it. He sucks anyway.
>>63940517
>bashes "nerd culture"
>still appears in the shitty new "nerd" movies
what a fucking faggot
>>63943468
and a white kek feminist
>>63940677
No fucking way.
Based Tom.
>>63940517
>no we totally didn't just do this so we could generate more shitty articles to shill about the movie
>>63940592
>rations
It's portion man
>>63940517
had to google this retard to even know
>>63941399
You gotta admit it was a pretty funny answer though.
>>63940592
The fuck. Didn't they just CGI that dude?
>>63948331
>Talks shit
>Engages in and profits from
What a hypocritical faggot
Isn't he the same guy who complained about nerd culture like 4 months ago?
YFW You realize Unkar Plutt was holding little Rey back in the Force-Flashback
