i'm sick of inferior sci fi edition
also, Worst episode edition:
Subrosa, prove me wrong
>>63938339
I can't prove you wrong because you're entirely correct. Fuck that ep.
Threshold was worse
>>63938339
Cowboy data is best data
>>63938339
The Cost Of Living
I don't know about you but I hated this episode
Just felt ultimately pointless and Marina Sirtis can't act her way out of a paper bag
ahem
I could never get into the holodeck malfunction episodes.
>>63939120
this is a comfy as fuark episode. whats wrong with you. and holodeck episodes are supposed to be pointless, its a plot device to have nonsensical stories, same as treehouse of horror
>>63939212
I think they're comfy. You know nothing important is going to happen, you get to see different sets, other aspects of characters' personalities, and so on.
>>63939330
>tfw you will never enjoy a relaxing session of "Program Loli Rape 01" in the holodeck after a hard day of work.
>it's a literal autism episode
>>63939480
>"Program Loli Rape 01"
>not "Loli Rape Scenario 243"
>>63939480
I don't know that feel. The feel I do know is knowing I will never have Dwight Schultz lull me to sleep with red pill celebrity stories.
>>63939551
>implying you have to be autistic to be ambivalent to that blonde
>I think the "baseball episode" is one of the worst DS9 episodes
I watched Next Generation with my dad as a kid, but remember none of it.
Where should I start with Star Trek?
I'm aware that at the beginning probably sounds the most logical, but I don't know how well it holds up nor do I know how linked the series are.
>>63939795
Ideally, start with TOS. But a lot of today's audience isn't used to the older standards for TV, so it can be off putting.
Other than this, TNG.start with season 1 and never listen to the fags who will tell you to pick up at season 3. Don't be that guy
>>63939795
>>63939795
The Original Series still holds up pretty well, just ignore season 3.
>>63939795
wikipedia has a brief description of every episode, use this to determine which you should watch.
>>63939620
I'll make the necessary changes for the next time I post that. Thanks anon.
Also I have always wondered if pedos are accepted in the Star Trek universe. Considering they haven't cured homosexuality in the future I always thought w- I mean they are still around.
>>63939866
Watching TOS start to finish is a right of passage. Plebs who can't into Kirk Spock McCoy don't deserve to call themselves real trek fans.
>>63938339
Not while The outrageous Okana still exists
>>63939883
Picard was bald because "it didn't matter in the future, people saw nothing wrong with it"
That birthright episode with Data and Worf trying to find answers about their fathers. The two plot lines had nothing to do with each other and never collide in a way that works. Generally that's my problem with TNG is that sometimes it'll have two parallel stories but they never intersect once to make the pay offs more interesting.
Part 2 had nothing to do with Data so I don't know why these weren't just two seperate episodes other than maybe Worf's segmented needing 10 extra minutes.
>>63939918
Fuck you I like that one. At least the acting and characterizations in Okana make sense, unlike Subrosa, where even Picard acts out of character.
What's your favorite episode?
I thought this one was crazy good. It was scary to think all your memories are gone and you have to piece together who everyone on board is, and to have the ship be basically used as a weapon by some outside force for its own desires is terrifying
It's got everything you want in a TNG episode
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>63938565
is that the ep that was ghost written by anne rice where crusher is eaten out by a ghost that also fucked her grandmother?
>>63939913
Yes. But it's not the best entry point now. Slower pace, "campy" effects and such can be a turnoff for audiences used modern TV.
That said, the main trio has the best dynamic seen in any TV show. It works too damn well.
>>63940006
The Measure of a Man
Best of Both Worlds
The Inner Light
Chain of CommandFamily
Tapestry
>>63940006
I just watched this one last night. That QT in the one piece doesn't get enough love around here.
>>63940056
right now, flaccid. heads a little sensative
>>63940096
My favorite two shows are Twin Peaks and The Sopranos, if that changes anything.
>>63940096
Problem is that season 1 of TNG is also dated as fuck and starts with a bunch of terrible episodes. There's no obvious way to start off with Trek.
>>63940096
I agree it's an acquired taste. However it is still essential viewing, especially before voyager or enterprise. Ds9 and TNG can be watched first but I think the sooner someone is exposed to TOS the better.
>>63939869
This. You can just bypass s3. s1-s2 have the best episodes anyway.
>>63940006
First Contactdespite Riker being Riker without even trying, the idea of the episode was great
The WoundedMaxwell did nothing wrong
Darmok
Cause and Effectone of the few times they got time shenanigans right
Chain of Commandduh
The Lower Decks
>>63938339
Code of Honor is much worse.
>>63940504
Its only 'worse' if you cant get around all the 'aliens' being black and take the episode as some racist one, which it wasnt trying to be. sub rosa is truly the worst TNG episode
>>63940437
The interesting thing about TOS is that each season kinda feels like its own show. Season 1 has all the headier, heavier sci-fi episodes. Season 2 has all the fun, action-filled more campy episodes. Season 3 feels if not bad then mostly generic and forgettable.
>>63940006
I don't know the consensus on this episode other than it probably pissed off a lot of people when it came to Yar's obvious contract death.
But I thought this was a pretty good god episode in which the only thing saving the crew's lives is that he's so fucking bored that killing them would end his fun. They could only get to him through moral discussions and digging at insecurities. I just enjoyed the initial mystery of the edgey darkness behind this thing overall.
>>63940564
They specifically compare the code of honor aliens' culture to that of ancient China in the episode too, but people dont remember this because it's easier to spam cuckshit.
>>63938339
No, it's at dumb Enterprise episode where they try to find out Malcolm's favourite flavour for a cake but he doesn't have one. In the end they give him pineapple because he needs it to not die or something. That's all that happens.
>worst TNG episode
>notShades of Grey
>>63940615
Skin of Evil is a GOAT concept episode in the highest traditions of trek, unfortunately the Tasha controversy with the writers tainted the execution.
>>63940564
OFFICIAL list of TNG episodes worse than Sub Rosa:
Code of Honor
The Last Outpost
Justice
Haven
The Outrageous Okona
Shades of Gray
>>63940694
Horrible, horrible episode. But at least it got rid of Pulaski.
Even though it wasn't the best, I've always liked this episode. Danar is just so likable and charismatic the whole way through.
>>63940807
The dinner scene alone should get Haven out of this list.
>>63940874
This. Based Lwaxana's sentient plant shenanigans are top tier fun trek. Also Picard being uncomfortable.
>>63938339
DS9: Progress
>>63940978
forgot image
>>63940807
God damn that list is really good. Lets just call them all shit and be done with it.
>>63940694
>>63940872
The episode was intended to save money at the end of the season by being a bottle episode which featured few additional characters.[3] The only guest star was Colm Meaney as recurring character Chief Miles O'Brien.[4] The reason was that the show had overspent on the episodes "Elementary, Dear Data" and "Q Who", and Paramount Studios was holding the series to their overall season budget.
>>63940964
>Based Lwaxana being based
>drunk Mr Homn and his gong
>human parents
>Picard dropping spaghetti all night long
funniest scene in S1, hands down
which is the episode in which crippled worf wants to be euthanized? havent seen it in a long time precisely because i dont want to
>>63941087
Ethics.
Actually a pretty good episode since it has Beverlybeing wrong
>>63939943
the "data" part was just corss-promotional bullshit for ds9 featuring the faggy arab doctor
>>63941441
It was also potentially more interesting than yet another "muh honourable klingon roots, muh traditions" episode.
It was an open door to try and explore the difference between human and artificial intelligences, try to get a more precise definition of the "human equation" data always tries to pinpoint, etc.
But no, better have some bat'lethI don't like klingons
>>63940481
Riker was raped in First Contact (the episode).
>>63940072
You forgot when she tells troi about finger banging herself to her grandmother's graphic description of irish ghost sex.
>>63941587
Can't rape the willing, brer.
Riker is actually on a secret mission ordered by Starflee Command to try and see how many alien species can reproduce with humans.
Why do you think the Titan has one representant of every race in the Federation?
>>63941226
I can't wait to vote for that doctor in the general election.
>>63941587
>That look on his face when Fraiser's wife says she'll only help him if he tells him about his sexual organs
top kek
>>63941441
The scene that pic is from terrified me as a kid. I imagined they just ran her over with a future lawnmower to even out the floor and just laid down some fresh carpet over what was left.
>>63941569
>>63939046
the higher the fewer and all that crap.
as much as i love stng, the show went downhill for a while after gene died.
>>63939737
IDIC on his hat, heh.
>>63938339
Any of the alexander episodes, aside from the one where he tries to kill himself in the past
daily reminder
>>63939919
There's a big difference between accepting baldness and accepting people who rape kids. What do you think would happen if Worf or Riker caught you molesting a kid? Nothing good.
>>63941935
Seriously though.
I didn't find klingon that interesting for the most part. Most of the time, they are pretty much just space barbarians using honor to justify everything and bring up traditions to make some easy "ethical" conflicts we've all seen or read a dozen time. It's not until late DS9 that they got more interesting and started to show some potential.
They again, that could be said about most aliens in Star Trek. Klingons are just often put under the spotlight in several shows.
I still wish we had more opportunities to see the romulans and learn things about them aside from "they are spock's evil cousins"
>>63942077Kligons grow up much faster than humansit takes less than 10 years for Alexander to reach pubertymost klingons are actual pedos
>>63942055
that makes no sense
how are they going to sell tulaberry wine if they ruin the delta quadrant?
>>63942259
They sell in the Delta Quadrant after they ruin the Gamma Quadrant.
>>63941632
best worst episode
>>63942457
>tfw you finally understand what footfags are talking about
>>63942077
>The federation find a new civilization
>their leader offers a loli alien in marriage as a custom symbol of peace
>rejecting her would send the Federation in another costly and pointless war
>tfw you volunteer and get a medal for fucking an alien loli
>>63942259
They had to keep the trade through the wormhole going. That's why they manipulated the Federation into provoking a war with the Dominion.
>>63938339
That's not a Troi episode.
>>63942514
Tell me about sexual organs.
>>63942514
I have aquired more fetishes than you can shake a stick at, but nope, I don't get feet.
Beverly > Troi
Prove me wrong.
>>63943341
>not both
>>63943341
>>63943404
>wanting girls without personalities
Just marry your pillows already.
>>63943587
Agreed. Kira is the patrician's choice.
>>63943653
Yowza
>>63942259
>not making a tidy profit off of selling supplies to refugees
Foolish hoo mon. No lobes for business.
>>63943697
Uhura
YarPulaski
Kira
Jadzia
Ezri
Janeway
B'Elanna
Kes
Seven
T'Pol
Hoshi
All better and more interesting than Troi and Crusher.
And that's without even listing guest stars.
>>63943926
>Pulaski
>Dr Anne Mulhall
>>63943697
if you like titless wonders who will beat you every time they have another ptsd psychotic episode, sure
>>63940006
Q Who. For the first time, space felt unforgiving
>>63939869
>>63940437
>skipping Plato's Stepchildren
>The Enterprise incident
>Spock's brain
just watch season 1 then family.
why is janeway never the sex icon?
>>63944508
>Insaneway
>sex icon
>>63944508
Her voice makes my penis want to hop in a shuttlecraft and fly away.
>>63943404
What is that, a picture for ants?
>>63944585
>yfw she will never tie you up put out cigarettes on your balls while calling you delta quadrant filth
>>63944656
What is this, a picture for camels?
>>63940056
>>63944878
i don't get it
>>63944958
You know... A moose knuckle.
>>63939192
i watched that ep the other day
funniest star trek moment for me
>>63945105
>funniest star trek moment for me
Watch "Haven." The dinner scene is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
>>63945165
is it ds9?
im currently on season 2 of it and im loving every episode of it
>>63945296
TNG son
>>63938339
"What sort of 'bunnis' do you suppose he is getting down to?"
>>63945439
Android bunnis... you wouldn't understand.
>>63945006
there's no moose in that picture?
>>63945753
You don't see the hungry clam?
Which Star Trek episodes feature actual sex scenes?
>>63946221
The one worf and alexander's mom.
There is some klingon sex happening.
>>63947226
pic related tier
Any actual sex scenes?
>>63946221
Every time two changelings linked.
That was sex.
Every time.
>>63947495
So when the changeling died and odo got his shapeshifting power back, he basically raped the corpse of a baby.
And THIS is the guy in charge of station security?
>>63940615
>>63940695
Skin of Evil is the worst fucking TNG episode there is. What the hell is wrong with you people?
>>63947585
Get a load of this pleb
I bet you liked Best of Both Worlds
>>63946221
>the crazy Tasha banging fully functional Data scene was never filmed
:(
>>63947570
>Every time two changelings linked.
Odo wasn't a changeling when he linked with the baby.
What Odo did is as legal as killing your own clone (outside of Bajoran jurisdiction).
>>63947623
At least put some effort into your trolling, Wesley
>>63947685
>outside of Bajoran jurisdiction
Pretty sure the founders got a little salty about changelingocide
>>63939192
Move along home!
This is the best season 1 episode prove me wrong
>>63938339
>crusher literally masturbates to a ghost
>worst
shit opinion senpai
>>63948867
>supporting the pro-child molestation agenda
>>63938866
Threshold was stupid as fuck, but no one ever says it is not entertaining.
Why the fuck was I, Borg so stupid? Why the fuck am I supposed to feel bad about a Borg drone? This isn't Bicentennial Man.
>>63946103
i see some thongs getting eaten but no clam?
>>63949176
Threshold is so bad that the show should have stopped existing immediately after it.
They literally find a way to go home. They figure out how to undo evolution, and at the end there is nothing shown to be preventing Voyager from going home. But they don't go home, because the writers and producers know that viewers like you are too weak and feeble-minded to care about them negating the central premise of their own show.
>>63946221
you can jack off to this uncensored scene
>>63949550
>I would do anything for my crew.
>But
>I
>Won't
>Do
>That.
>>63948867
proved you wrong
>>63949516
Yah, it was dumb, but you were entertained while watching it.
>>63949550
>>63944267
>Dem Sevens
>>63944508
They taped down her breasts so that you would see her as more of a leader and less as sex.
True story by the way she bitchs about having to wear it on some youtube video.
>>63946221
Some of the enterprise episodes
>>63950032
and then they brought in this kek
>>63950444
>you will be assimilated
I am ok with this.
>>63938339
I would honestly rather watch Sub Rosa, Shades of Gray, or Turnabout Intruder than any DS9 episode.
>>63950444
>early Voyager
>Executive Producer Jeri Taylor: "Let's try and look like a respectable show, okay?"
>later Voyager
>Executive Producer Brannon Braga: "I'M SO DAMN HORNY, NOBODY CAN STOP ME"
Absolute madman.
>>63944508
She's pretty hot as Queen Arachnia tbqh
>>63951038
>>63944656
Its in HD now you pleb
cool grains moron
>>63951159
Forgot gif
>>63951167
>>63951159
>>63951195
>Ken Biller, however, had a problem with the installment. "I thought that, while Kate [Mulgrew]'s performance in the episode was, at certain points, a wonderful comic performance, I think that there was a mistake either in the performance choices or in the direction of it," Biller criticized. "Captain Janeway playing Queen Arachnia made sense, up to a certain point. There was a point at which, clearly, she had gotten what she needed to get. For some odd and, I thought, unexplained reason, she continued to assume this role, as opposed to being Captain Janeway wearing the costume, finishing up the mission. I just thought it got over-the-top."
Was he wrong, /tv/?
>>63951195
Kate Mulgrew used to be such a qt now she's JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP tier.
>>63951179
here you go faggot
>>63951262
No he isn't wrong. While it's kind of a fun episode the whole thing is a bit weird. The holodeck characters have literally killed like over 50 isomorphic lifeforms, the ship is completely crippled and the senior staff's reaction is to joke around and play games on the holodeck.
Imagine Picard's reaction if he'd realized they'd fucked up first contact with a new type of lifeform and killed 50 of their people. He wouldn't have gone along with that bullshit or let any of the crew crack jokes about it.
>>63951371
Oh that's it honey-pie work that business.
>mfw you star trek cucks cant handle the force
>>63951372
#PhotonicLivesMatterToo
>>63941682
>Why do you think the Titan has one representant of every race in the Federation?
Because the TNG books are the stupidest part of the franchise. TNG books are stupider than all the other books combined.
>>63951452
Lol that's hilarious, because Strong black men being killed wantonly by police on the streets of modern day america is something to fucking joke about
>>63951659
You're right, that joke was very un-Roddenberrian. I apologize.
>tfw watch Enterprise almost ten years after you gave up on it at the end of the first season
>tfw get to fourth season and admit Enterprise was finally beginning to be fucking Based when it got cancelled and you weren't there to help save it
pls help i didn't anticipate these feels
>>63951723
Reminder that Roddenberry didn't want Patrick Stewart to play Picard and would probably have vetoed the Dominion War arc.
Roddenberry was not what made Star Trek good.
>>63951858
Yah the fourth season really showed that Enterprise had the potential to have not sucked.
Imagine if they hadn't done that buttfuck retarded temporal Cold War thing and instead had the Romulans secretly manipulating the Suliban instead.
>>63951878
Total Roddenberrianism makes for a boring television show, but it makes for a more pleasant and comfy thread.
I don't apologize for my apology.
>>63951429
>mfw you Star Wars fags can't handle the latinum
>>63951858
>mfw best girl from one of my favorite shows is in one of my other favorite shows
>>63951878
>and would probably have vetoed the Dominion War arc.
Roddenberry would have stomped out the whole idea of DS9 before it ever got going. It is truly a shame that he never got the chance.
>>63952000
How do they show this on TV? Who will think of the children?
I'm going to kill you
>>63952326
Daily Reminder that Roddenberry didn't like pedophiles (he was an ephebophile) and he would have been ashamed and disgusted to know that you are a fan.
>>63951917
>implying this chick didn't make up for the whole shitty temporal war arc
but yeah that would have been great
>>63952394
>>63952394
I don't have any other Ro images that convey the same message. I don't like pedophiles either. I suppose I agree with his meme fetish as 16 is a legal age in a lot of countries and some states.
>>63952473
>>63952527
hola reddit
>sick of inferior sci-fi
>all these voyager and ds9 posts
great thread you've made here
>>63952605
TNG is Reddit's favorite Star Trek.
If we are to remove Reddit from these threads then we must start by removing TNG.
>>63952686
it was a reference to star wars threads, which youre welcome to go back to, reddit
>>63952698
I don't think EVERY TNG post is reddit. It's pretty easy to tell which is reddit. TNG is le ebin nerd Trek though.
>TOS only 7%
jesus fucking christ
>>63952698
is the red sliver renegades or TAS?
>>63952873
>renegades
Why did you remind me that this exists?
NEW POLL:
http://strawpoll.me/6334715
>>63952858
TOS is really bad.
>>63953500
Bazinga?
why did i save this picture?
>>63954309
just?
any info on the new series development?
how about the new movie?
keep doing gods work /trek/
>>63954497
New movie looks like shit, we have no idea what's happening with the TV series set to air in 2017
>>63954497
unfortunately, this thread will likely expire before the night is over
>>63954642
can we talk about uniforms then?
what group had the most effay uniforms?
where there any colors in federation uniforms that were present in books or other media besides the movies or tv shows?
>>63954784
whats han solo doing in that picture
>>63953500
there are at least 90 Star Wars threads at the moment, why don't you head over there?
>>63954784
TOS film is the best formal attire, and regular TOS uniform is best uniform due to the most immediate recognition of division and it's simple. The increasing subtlety of division coloring seemed pretty silly to me. Honorable mention to Enterprise uniform for trying to make it more like realistic astronaut uniforms.
>>63953025
I don't look much into the fan stuff. What makes Renegades good/bad?
>>63949850
>>63949550
This is a blue board, you sick fucks.I came just by looking at it
>>63951878
Rottenberries also thought the Undiscovered Country was horrible, was mad at everyone involved for even implying the Federation isn't a perfect place full of perfect people and would have seeked legal action but died before he could do anything.
Gene was out of touch with his time.
>>63954784
Enterprise -era and TOS movies era are the only two uniforms that do look like actual military uniforms.Can't say that ENT uniforms are really effay though
>it's a "picard draws a smiley face in a warp core breach" episode
>>63955318
This is a starwars board, spergy
Time to get the fuck out
>>63956895
Truly one of the highpoints of the franchise.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/star-trek-deep-space-nines-robert-hewitt-wolfe-is-writ-1749185618
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's Robert Hewitt Wolfe Is Writing a Book Trilogy!
>>63940006
rewatching TNG, I'll throw in my two cents on those
Brothers
I, Borg
The First Duty
Redemption
Tapestry
Relics
Unification
