LUKE
JUST
i won't entertain your autism, anon
>>63935943
>>63935981
RECENTLY
LEARNED
>>63936080
SHIT
>>63935943
>The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that it is the year Ten Thousand One Ninety One. The Known Universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV, my father. In this time the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life, the spice expands consciousness, the spice is vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its Navigators, who the spice has mutated over four thousand years, use the orange spice gas which gives them the ability to fold space - that is, travel to any part of the universe without moving. Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, the spice exists on only one planet in the entire universe, a desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held a prophecy, that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune.
ABOUT
>>63936122
10/10
>>63936111
ABOUT
>>63936145
>>63936160
PADME
SHEEV
AND
IS
AND
FUCKING
>>63936197
SHOCKED
AND
PISSED
MIDICHLORIANS
MEANWHILE
AFRO-AMERICANS
MILLENIUM
BOTHANS
ARE
WOO
TRAITOR
BANE?
It is a dark time for the
Resistance. And although Luke
Skywalker has been found, the
legendary war-hero, Han Solo,
is dead and the threat of total war
continues to loom as a shadow
over the vast seas of stars and
stellar remnants of a once-great
Empire long forgotten.
In the other hand, General Leia of
the Resistance faces imminent
damnation from the grand Republic,
who see the recent resurgence of
the seemingly evil First Order a direct
consequence of the Resistance's
actions.
As political quarreling and invidious
distemper befalls this once, briefly,
peaceful galaxy, a group of freedom
fighters headed by Poe Dameron and
his new-found friend, Finn, rushes into
action once more as the ruins of an
old Sith temple are discovered
among the vast oceans of space...
FLAVORTOWN
>>63935982
oh look at mr. high and mighty
NEW
>>63935943
STAR WARS EPISODE VIII: THE FIRST ORDER STRIKES BACK
It is a dark time for the [s]Rebellion[/s] Resistance. Although the [s]Deathstar[/s] Starkiller has been destroyed, [s]Imperial[/s] First Order troops have driven the [s]Rebellion[/s] Resistance forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded [s]Imperial[/s] First Order Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Rey and the recently found Luke Skywalker, have established a new secret base on the remote ice world of [s]Hoth[/s] Glaxsis.
The evil [s]Lord Darth Vader[/s] Kylo Ren, obsessed with finding young [s]Luke[/s] Rey, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space….
>>63936333
>some autist actually tried
>it's complete horse shit
pure cringe
>>63935943
DINGUS
NAKED
The story so far....
>>63936591
1000x better than Disney writers
>>63936591
>Padme Sheev
Huh.
>>63936591
Missed out SHIT
LITTLE
FLAVORTOWN
>>63937012
WHITE
Star Wars Episode VIII: Attack of the Memes
>>63936591
I didn't know about padme sheev either desu
>>63936887
you JUST KNOW
>>63937056
WRINKLY
Star Wars
Episode VIII
A Glib Facsimile
>>63937110
>>63937056
DICKS
MY
PENIS
DEMOCRACY
>>63936333
Too poetic, literally. You tried too hard. The original crawls didn't try to use gay metaphors and descriptions.
It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power
to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save her
people and restore
freedom to the galaxy..
AND
STUFF...
RHYMES
It is a period of civil war.
Resistance forces are
slowly losing the fight against
the evil First Order.
Amidst the conflict, Resistance
spies are searching for a map leading
to their only hope, the exiled LUKE SKYWALKER, a Jedi Knight
who helped bring down the GALACTIC EMPIRE
thirty years ago.
Pursued by the FIRST ORDER's
sinister agents, POE DAMERON
has found a lead on the location
of the map that can save his
people and restore
freedom to the galaxy....
ARE
HIGHGROUND
HEROES ON BOTH SIDES
MALE TO FEMALE
>>63937294
>too poetic
What do you mean by this?
With the death of war-hero Han Solo,
and the destruction of the Galactic Senate on Hosnian Prime,
the Republic is in a state of turmoil.
Though Luke Skywalker has been found, The First Order
manages yet to wreak havoc on the galaxy.
Kylo Ren, seeking revenge, leads the Knights of Ren
In an effort to destroy Luke Skywalker once and for all.
Heeding the call to action, the Jedi Master,
and his new apprentice Rey, return to help
the Resistance restore peace to the galaxy.
CIA
VAGINAL
