George Lucas' son doesn't like The Force Awakens, homies. He also really loves the prequels. He spends most of his time on this earth tweeting about this.Jett, you're the one making all the anti-TFA and pro-prequel threads, aren't you?
https://twitter.com/mrjettlucas/with_replies
As if he named his son Jett. What an asshole.
>>63934984
this guy seems like the person who buys his friends
Did he really name his son Jett?
>Jett
Bravo Lucas
you mean George's wife's son?
>jett
POETRY
>>63934984
>George is an autist
>His son is an autist too
Pottery?
I loved him in Gummo
Is he retarded? They could have easily made the sequel trilogy take place only a couple of years after RotJ if they wanted to, but they chose not to because they brought back Luke, Han and Leia since they're old as fuck.
are we even sure george has a son? i mean have you seen him? ACTUALLY seen him?
Jett Lucas: It's alright, Dad. Everyone knows that the prequels were better. Chin up...... Oh..
>>63934984
>that tweet
Is he fucking retarded?
Does he think SW is real life?
>>63935188
All of George's children are adopted.
>>63934984
This coming from the guy who played a role called:
"Zett Jukassa"
>Cant wait for the Jar-Jar generation to grow up and start complaining about how 7, 8, 9 just arnt what the prequals were...
>>63934984
>The autism is strong in my family
>My Father has it
>I have it
Good job, George
>>63934984
He must have been the inspiration for Kylo Ren. The child of a powerful person, but can never achieve that power so becomes an edgelord.
>>63935247
>>63935245
>>63934984
based jett
TFA sucked balls. Max Landis and Georce agree.
BENNY
BENNY
BENNY
BENNY AND THE JJJEEETTS
Sorry, just popped into my head there
>>63935247
>health benefits for having sex high
Lol what
>>63935241
People are LITERALLY already doing this, on this board. Look at all of the prequel defenders and realize that most of them were born around 1997-2000.
>>63935188
You mean George? He was fucking handsome back when he was young.
are you part of the patrician jar jar generation?
One of us
I wonder if he's seen the Plinkett Reviews
>>63934984
George Lucas has awful looking kids and ugly black wife also
>>63935313
You can say that Ep 1 is better than Ep 7 without saying Ep 1 is good, you know.
It's shit, but it's Star Wars shit that at least TRIED to be original.
TFA is a fucking rehash.
>>63935369
Just like the prequel apologists here, he just ignores it and calls it nitpicking
>>63935373
She looks fine.
THIS FUCKING GUY
he shits on TFA but still uses twitter to try to get free toys ahaha
Aren't all his kids adopted?
>>63935310
I don't get it
more so than not having sex while high, or not being high while sex?
>>63935404
>>63935313
Yeah you could really tell leading up to the release when people were (are) praising those cg cartoon abortions.
>>63935380
Don't bother, friend. It's a lost cause. They can't accept that's perfectly plausible for both being bad
>>63935404
>the look on Georges face when he enter Jets room and sees a brand new set of official Star Wars: The Force Awakens toys
>>63935452
apparently the last three or so season of the CGI clone wars tv show were pretty good
>>63935129
No, actually. Lucas adopted Jett while unmarried.
>>63935428
Having sex while in a high place, like a mountain.
>>63935373
I would totally make his wife into a hutt slave if you know what I mean
>>63935416
>Aren't all his kids adopted?
he has a black kid with his new wife. this kid is his biologically.
>>63935402
>She looks fine.
which one? both are ugly as fuck.
>>63935306
Wow. Trust fund babbies have their finger on the pulse.
>>63935459
Oh well.
>>63935380
I'm saying it doesn't really matter and that both are shit for reasons that are both similar and different.
Also Episode 1 didn't try to be as different as you think it did. It was chock full of Pottery.
>>63935188
Yeah, he gets executed during Order 66.
Should we try to get him into the thread?
>>63935585
I'm already here
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Zett_Jukassa/Legends
kek
>>63935507
I bet he uses a tire iron on his wife to make her wear those pigtails
>>63935373
Because he's totally good looking right?
>>63935555
>Also Episode 1 didn't try to be as different as you think it did.
Yeah it did.
>It was chock full of Pottery.
No it wasn't. Name some examples instead of vague pseduoreview.
>>63935610
Yeah right.Tweet evidence or gtfo
>>63935585
>implying he's not the one who posted the thread in the first place
>>63935507
Hobson is very good looking, you sith lord.
>>63935585
tweet to himthat's how I got Max Landis to go into that /co/ thread that then snowballed his infamy on 4chan
>>63934984
Do they ever actually explicitly state anywhere in the movie that it takes place 30 years after Jedi?
I don't remember. Did it happen during the opening crawl.
>>63934984
>Jett
>Fett
Its like pottery
>>63935486
Get the fuck outta here.
>>63935618
Why does he look like Fantozzi?
What did this nigga mean by this?
Also, can "car" substitute for "spaceship"?
>>63935711
I've never seen them, it's just what people tell me. People who hate the prequels.
>>63935502
It's the air quality.
>>63934984
>google him
>discover GL adopted a lot of kids
Holy fuck, I thought he only had the adopted child with his old wife and the new one with his current wife.
>George
>Jett
>Jett is his son
>George Jett Son
bravo Lucas, Bravo
>>63935233
>Jett
>Zett
P
O
T
T
E
R
Y
Bravo Lucas
>>63935623
>Because he's totally good looking right?
He used to be
>>63935247
>>63935428
>>63935310
Do not underestimate the power of the high ground anons
>>63935879
Were these characters actually in the movies?
>>63935203
underrated post.
''chin up? which one son?''
>>63935334
DESU he did get a pretty badass role fighting off those trooper and defending Organa. 10/10 would play the part.
>>63935687
Someone make another thread with those children his father killed. Link him to that.
>>63935902
What the fuck is wrong with her feet
>>63935913
yup, the Baron character even appeared in the Clone Wars cgi cartoon
What if Jeff is the Colo claw fish?
>>63935822
hahahha he looks retarded, m8
>>63935623
Yeah, he used to be
>>63935838
Didn't his old wife have a kid from that guy she was cheating on George with? Or did she get custody?
>>63935744
The clonetroopers are pretty good in it
but the rest is just another prequel tier shitfest
>>63935755
No it's the high ground.
>>63935848
>>63935380
TFA is a rehash of a good movie, which makes it much more better than the original shit that TPM was.
>>63935913
George defiantly was and I think the others were just as cameos
who /denyingprequelseverexisted/ here?
>>63935474
>>63935404
>>63935448
>be the son of billionaire franchise director
>retweet for free toys for said franchise
What a failure
>>63935309
hahaha i was whistling jet! by wings
jet!
wooohooahoo
jet!
>>63935910
underrated post
>>63935961
Looks pretty average to me, just a regular guy with a beard, he has looked like shit since the 90's.
>>63935687
>Max Landis on /co/
Link?
>>63935964
Are you talking about Marcia? I thought they adopted together, but who knows.
>>63935879
>Amanda Lucas
I'd hit it hard
face is passable but those cans man
>>63935687
Speaking of Max Landis, I found this in his tweets.
>>63935879
kek his daughter is like the only fat twilek
>>63935686
>Hobson is very good looking,
Yeah, she is really hot. THe only hot black girls are those with white blood in them.
>>63936304
I know this makes me sound racist but black people just look dirty all the time.
>>63935373
hes married to hermione?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUs_DjrVEAAM-FH.jpg:large
>posts email address on twitter
What a dumbass
>>63934984
>Dexter Jettster
JETT, PLS GO
le cookies are ready
>>63936067
I could've sworn I read the way George found out she was cheating was that she got pregnant when at the same time she was forcing him to use condoms.
>Named a character after his son
>Made it look like himself
What did he mean by this?
>>63934984
>irrelevant person doesn't like movie everyone
>>63936487
He is more relevant than you are.
>adopted
Was going to ask what ugly bitch he married to get such ugly kids.
He used to be reasonably good looking (if a bit nerdy) and his first wife wasn't a knockout but she wasn't a dog or anything.
I think he should have at least one of his own children with the negress. They couldn't be any uglier than the ones he's already got.
>>63934984
BECAUSE THIS FILM WILL ONLY BE SHOWN IN 2015.
IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT BY NOW YOU HAVE 8 DAYS LEFT.
>>63936394
Send him star wars memes
>>63936466
Fuck. No wonder he started forcing positive shit into all his movies.
Serious question, is George Lucas on suicide watch? All he ever wanted was to make a movie more popular than Titanic. "His" movies all ended up as the worst in the series. He tells people he's never going to let anyone else make Star Wars, he gives into pressure and sells the company. A movie that had literally nothing to do with him goes on to shatter box office records and holds extremely high appraisal on most critic sites.
Seriously, how long before we hear about the George Lucas suicide?
>>63936485
is the retro diner a shout-out to the american graffiti era?
>>63936573
>Serious question, is George Lucas on suicide watch?
He couldn't possibly give less of a fuck
>>63936573
I mean he's a billionaire, but he always strikes me as somebody who never seems happy. He literally hasn't used the internet since 2000 because of the amount of criticism he gets.
He's always been an obsessive control freak, so being known widely as a total hypocritical fuckwit must be pretty tough for him
>>63935083
10 cents has been deposited into MY account
>>63935744
people who hate the prequels don't watch baby cartoons starring the some boring characters
>>63935961
you can tell he's autistic as fuck
Nigga if your dad was an old billionaire you'd be saying all the dumb shit he did was great too. Jett's just trying to get fat stacks after George dies.
>>63936647
>Lucas is 71 years old
>tfw he'll only live another 9-29 years at best
>if he never made another penny the rest of his life and lived to be 100 years old he could still spend 175 million a year
ugh
>>63935958
Is there more of this somewhere?
>>63936647
Shouldn't that be 9 billion?
>>63935958
who is this semen demon?
>named Jett
>nobody knows who you are
>never starred or cameod in a Star Wars movie despite your dad being the emperor of Star Wars
>didn't even inherit Lucasfilms/arts
>Disney tells you to fuck off and tweet about it
how does he even live
>>63936771
His wife will cuck him out of half of it
>>63936771
>could spend over $500,000 a day for the rest of his life if he lives to be 100
holy shit. What do you even do with that kind of money
>>63936870
Earn interest. That's all you can do really.
>>63936573
>All he ever wanted was to make a movie more popular than Titanic. "His" movies all ended up as the worst in the series.
They still made a shitload of money and rejuvenated the franchise.
>>63936849
Actually he starred as Zett
see:
>>63935233
>>63935850
>>63936870
Try and earn money, people with that level of money usually get pretty disconnected from the reality of normal people
>>63936870
become a political power and build a death star
>>63936962
They also spearheaded modern cinema techniques, CGI tech, bluescreen tech, and revived popular science fiction. That doesn't make those movies any better, but they did leave a positive impact on the industry and on the cultural consciousness. Its fair to say that George Lucas' best contributions were when he was associated with projects he wasn't controlling on a day to day basis.
Why do all rich people's kids turn out retarded?
>>63935958
Came here to post this
>dad sells all his business and give it to charity
I'd be pretty pissed too
>>63934984
>Jett Lucas
Isn't he adopted?
lol George's nigger child is gonna get all the money, ofcorse he's bitter
>>63935929
With as much money as he has, why would you ever let your chin get THAT bad?
Jett Lucas @mrjettlucas
Whenever I watch Star Wars episode 3, there is always a part of that wants Anakin to win...
EDGY
>>63936870
adopt a load of kids and live out your days on a giant ranch filled with artifacts from your glory days
apparently
>>63936860
>be Lucas' wife
>work hard as fuck your whole life
>achieve more than anybody else in your family
>become a fucking millionaire, making a cool million every year with a net worth of 5 mil
>Lucas comes along and slaps you on your big fat ass
>tells you to get in the car if you want to see what real money and success is
>5.1 billion fucking dollars
>makes you feel fucking insignificant in comparison to his power
>takes you on a romantic date to a lakeside hill
>walk around a bit, the water is nice
>Lucas takes a jewelry box out
>What is he doing???
>you think he's going to get down on one knee
>Instead he steps up onto the hill
>he has the high ground
>you've been defeated by Lucas again
>he's earned your hand in marriage
>eventually learn to love him for his chin and jeans
>fuck his son Jett on the side
>life is good
>>63936765
This 2bh phamily. I'd wake him up everyday with a ball washing and sonnet about how great Jar Jar was if it meant I would get a billion dollarydoos when he went tits up.
>>63936174
What is this supposed to be?
>>63937289
a musical Max Landis is writing
>>63935163
Not really, no. He's adopted.
>>63936771
>9-29
That's a pretty wide margin m8.
>go back on his twitter
>Half his posts are either talking about his horoscopes or those dumbshit passive aggressive messages without actually mentioning who they're about
kek
even though he didn't direct the newest film, i'm sure his publicity is still going up over it
why doesn't use this as a chance to direct a different kind of movie?
i know he has all of the money in the world, but he seemed to be at his happiest while directing movies
>>63935245
Again, he's adopted, so your attempt at greentext humour doesn't work.
>>63935373
I'd fuck either of them desu
Two billion dollar pussies
>>63937421
He said he might make some new movies but not publicly release them
>>63937421
>>63937508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhQPu-5C-WY
>>63937318
Like, for people? He wants other people to see that?
>>63937504
Calm the fuck down Jett we're just having a laff you faggot.
pretty patrician guy 2bh
thought that tweet is kinda dumb
Reminder George said he isn't giving Jett any of his money when he dies and is giving it to charity instead.
>>63934984
I'm thinking BJ Dart.
>>63937686
>patrician
Nope.jpg look at his twitter he's a total pleb
>>63935139
do you think the JJ in JJ Abrams stands for Jett-Jett? Jett-Jett Abrams?
> But I was going to head over to Jett-Jett Station to pick up some power converters!
>>63937579
Jett Lucas supports Trump
>>63937711
>>63937711
Holy fuck really? I get wanting your children to not just be lazy assholes, but i'd totally fucking resent my Dad if he did that.
>>63937711
Disgusting.
>>63935395
>redditlettermedia
>good
Imagine the bulling you'd have to suffer at school if you were named
>Jett
>>63937711
kek'd from the grave
George Lucas will have his revenge on humanity.
Someone hasn't heard of time dilation
>>63937565
I don't know why that was thug life, that just made me feel even more sorry for him.
He lost all of his confidence to release something publicly when he used to be the shit.
He still a relatively good batting average so I don't know why he is so withdrawn.
alsothat sudden realization when he has probably been making secret movies since the prequels were criticized
>>63936870
Buy up entire towns at a time and found your own country
>>63934984
>when the son buys back the rights from disney
>redoes episodes 7-9
pottery
>>63937828
Not much, fix your teeth.
>>63936573
nigga the new one is literally for the reddit crowd, dont think hes too worked up over it
>>63934984
>its
>its
>>63935334
>arnt
I'm an English teacher, and English isn't even my first language, and I can't take it anymore.
>>63936565
That's georgemail.com btw
>>63935306
>Max Landis
max hates TFA for a different reason he is trying his best to redirect attention for ray ULTRA
the special editions were his actual crime
you can make shitty prequels, but don't fuck with your original masterpiece
>>63938278
Especially when you spent time complaining about people editing films and art that has already been released
>>63937862
nigger he can't even afford the new star wars action figures >>63935404
>>63935380
A rehash isn't automatically bad. Neither are straight up remakes, for that matter.
>>63938278
Disney said they were going to release Theatrical versions of the original trilogy. I hope they're not lying, because I really don't want to pay any money on Lucas's hacked apart shit. He actually asked Mark Hamill one day to come back in and rerecord some of his lines.
>>63936230
As in many impoverished societies, obesity is a sign of status in Twi'lek culture, since it means they're not selling their bodies as "entertainers".
>>63936786
He gave all the sw money to charity
>>63935188
Pretty sure his children are pure CGI.
>>63937234
Kek gave me a chuckle
>>63936381
10/10 underated post mate
>>63936174
is that the James Cameron Spiderman script?
>>63935373
thats no moon
>>63935373
seriously why do americans become so fat?
>>63935902
America.jpg
>>63940848
kek
>>63935902
>>63935373
>adopt a whole bunch of kids
>without exception they all turn out to be uggos
I mean surely statistically there should be at least one looker in the bunch
>>63936466
For the first time in my life I feel bad for George. No bullshit. If that happened to me I'd never get out of bed again. It's gotta sour all the money you have knowing it couldn't even make you attractive to your own wife.
>>63935353
That's not exactly a good thing
>>63935373
She looks like a tumblrina incarnate
> "Oh noes, I've been triggered. Imma gonna run aimlessly in the jungle which I don't know what kind of wild life there is in there!"
Seriously, I can't see where the hype is coming from. It's just a B movie with $100 million dollar special effects budget. Even the Star Wars RPGs had better story than this.
>>63936381
hahaha 10/10
>>63935373
It's uncanny
>>63935977
>>63935913
Jett Lucas is actually the only Padawan that is seen fighting the clone troopers for an extended period in Ep. 3
>>63936870
He gives a lot to charity. Apparently he's using the $4bn to build affordable housing on some of his land and has pledged to donate half his wealth when he dies.
Pretty stand up guy when it's all said and done.
>>63941344
Its getting hype because its the first movie in 37 years to not be as bad as the prequels.
>>63936583
Yes.
>>63937711
>hurr durr im a good person for gibin moni to charity
No you are a shitty father for denying your child a great life where he doesn't have to worry about anything.
>>63941619
>this logic
>>63941619
sorry, but kids need to learn to make their own ways in life.
Like george lucas did.
By falling into contact with the forefathers of modern hollywood. Who by sheer talent and cocaine, turned his bullshit ideas into a massive franchise which he then proceeded to shit on for the rest of his life.
>>63941676
Rich as fuck and you don't give your child a single cent? I mean I understand not wanting your kid to turn out like a rich kid faggot but at least give something.
>>63941729
Georgyboy is probably angry about having to change a diaper or jett damaging one of his models or jett daring to ask a question about the prequels.
>>63935334
>prequals
>>63941344
yep spot on
the prequals arnt bad either, just different
>>63942155
>the prequals arnt bad either
Jett, go away.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jett_Lucas
literally a child of the prequels
>>63935822
Is that Kylo Ren?
>>63938972
They are, my buddys dad owns the studio that makes Rick and Morty (sounds bullshit I know, I know), and he gave my buddy a copy of the theatrical ones on bu ray. It has kinda a shitty cover and the disc are like, best buy shit but theyre on there.
>>63939680
underated post
>>63940951
fucking this. I know it's not exactly an original question/criticism to pose, but holy fuck, Imma complain about this til the day I die. I simply cannot fathom (menace) wtf parents think when their kids are fat. like, holy shit, fat kids are LITERALLY victims of unconsciously latent social torture. poor amerifucks. just learn how to properly cook awesome and relatively healthy meals and don't drink soda every day. also, don't fool your kids into thinking they're not fat. like, if a kid has no arms, of course you would prepare them for the attention and discrimination they're gonna go through because there are so many shitty people in the world, instead of teaching them to counter with stupid shit like "I'm big boned". a disability is a disability, no matter what caused it.
>>63938972
The rights to the films are fucked right now, though. Fox owns the distribution rights to the original film in perpetuity, until the end of time, and owns the distribution rights to the other 5 films until 2020.
Either way, we're not getting the theatrical editions anytime soon unless 20th Century Fox has THAT much goodwill, which I don't believe is possible in a Hollywood film company.
>>63936174
I actually find this funny. it's forced af, but funny
do u think any of lucas' private films he is making only for his friends will leak.
what would they be
>>63943289
He's not making anything, and he's never going to. That's a lie he tells himself so he can convince himself he's a true artist and not just a businessman
>>63942918
>Goodwill
>Implying Disney can't come in and say "We'll give you 70% of the profits if you re release the theatrical version
They'd both make a shit ton of money for basically doing nothing with extremely low risk.
>>63941344
Didn't you hear? Rey is perfect and flawless. Getting scared that she has to give up her hopeless lifelong dream might make her relatable. Back to the world outside of 4chan with ye!
>>63935025
>>63935100
You could literally buy the Lucas family as SW toys, he's mad I tell you
>>63935139
>Father is George
>Son is Jett
>JETT is the SON of George
>George Jettson
POTTERY OVERLOAD
