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What's the worst thing in Star Wars after the fucking atrocity
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What's the worst thing in Star Wars after the fucking atrocity that is 'Jedi Rocks'?
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>Anakin built C3PO
>Anaking and young Greedo
>Jango Fett entire story and the moronic clone army

it would've been more subtle to replace the above scenes with a clip of Lucas masturbating on top of fan mail
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Darth Vader's retarded NOOOOOO, which for some reason was put in ROTJ's special edition too.. fuck you Lucas.
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The Jabba scene that was added to ANH is pretty bad.
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>>63933060
Lapti Nek
Yub Nub
Ewoks
Leia and Han do literally nothing in VI
Midi-chlorians
Jake Lloyd
Qui gon
Midi-chlorians
Hayden Christensen
Clone Army
Padme romance
Midi-chlorians
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>>63933060
he never heard the full song
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>>63933164
>young Greedo
I completely forgot this shit fuuuck Lucas is a hack
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From TFA:

Maz Kanata
Kylo Ren stopping a lazer bolt mid air and holding it for 2 minutes in place

What else?
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>>63933480

When was this? My version is older (04-05 OT box set). That sounds like a middle finger move on Lucas' part. Just a final fuck you to the fans for their lack of vision.
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>>63934863
only thing I didnt like was the mega death star and the helicopter shot at the end
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>>63935002

Bluray version.

More offensive than Birth of a Nation tbqh.
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>>63933060
Greedo shooting first.
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>>63933164
>>63934633
What's wrong with the clones? They needed something to do with clones to explain where the title clone wars came from.

>>63934355
Watching that made me glad he caught Solo. Han was being a prick.
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>>63935969

They could've handled the clone concept better. I like Plinkett's suggestion of making them a race of clone monsters similar to orcs.

Also when I was a kid I always figured the "clone wars" referred to a war against a foreign army of clones - not necessarily rebels vs empire with one of them controlling a bunch of clones. Like if they're that well known, they had to have some galaxy-wide effect, so it makes sense.

But the idea of every stormtrooper being a clone of Jango Fett is pretty retarded. Not only does it unnecessarily elevate Boba Fett and make him more important than he should be, it lessens his impact in the OT by turning him into a clone of some asshole.
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The george lucas cameo in A New Hope is by far the worst.
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The fucking scene of the assassination attempt on Padme makes no Goddamn sense.
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>>63935138
>he thought birth of a nation was offensive
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Jedi Rocks and the new song at the end of RotJ are both horrendous because they didn't bother composing new music to fit with what was happening on screen so the characters are jumping around out of sync with the music

Vader's NOOOO in RotJ and Luke's falling scream in ESB because they completely annihilate the tension in the scenes.

Lucas being so ass devastated he edited Jar Jar into the end of RotJ and gave him the final line just to say fuck you to the world.
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>>63936135
>clone monsters similar to orcs
I bet you do so you can bitch about it being a ripoff of LoTR
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>>63937681
Nute Gunray wanted her dead because of a personal vendetta. What's to get?
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>>63938149

>George Lucas wanted to include a young Han Solo in Revenge of the Sith, but due to the timeline of that film, the character was only to be about ten years old. This idea made it far along in the development process. He appeared, complete with dialogue, in the Kashyyyk battle scenes of the rough draft of the screenplay. Lucasfilm even had concept art approved. Solo’s role was to be a helpful kid who helps find the elusive General Grievous’ location.
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>>63933164
I actually like young Greedo. It's not totally unreasonable that he grew up on Tatooine
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Yoda bouncing around all over that fucking room in that fight with Dooku in Episode II

I was 12 when I saw that movie and I knew that scene was terrible and something was wrong.
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>>63933060
Rey
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Two words: Dellow felegates
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>>63934633
>yub nub

You take that back faggot
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>>63934863
>Kylo Ren stopping a lazer bolt mid air and holding it for 2 minutes in place

That was one of the coolest parts of the whole movie.
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>>63937886
>Luke's falling scream

How fucking bad is something that George Lucas looks at it and says "wow, I fucked up, I need to change this ASAP"
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>>63934633
>Lapti Nek
Fuck off
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>>63933060
The entirety of the Tattoine sub-plot in TPM.
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>>63933060
Jar Jar and Midichlorians.
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>>63933060
>you will never get a blow job from her
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>>63938149
Looks like a fucking PS2 cutscene.
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>>63938205
Fucking hell, who lost their job telling him it couldnt happn.
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>>63938459
Wow what an insightful, accurate and original comment! Have an upvote, my good sir!
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Midichlorians to me is the worst. How dare they put science into my mystic religion shit.

The next worst is All of Attack of the Clones, but especially every Padme/Anakin scene.
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>>63933164
>>Anaking and young Greedo

Is it actually canon that it's a young Greedo though ? I literally never thought that til now, I just thought it was another random member of the same species.
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>>63938149
Do we ever actually see a live action clone trooper? I mean, an actual person with an actual physically made suit? I can only recall heads green-screened on CGI bodies.
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>>63934863
Every single thing about Kylo Ren starting from when he took off the mask.
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>>63938539
this doesnt look that stupid if you have seen Hero(2002)

there is a rain scene where the duelist take in account everything before taking action
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>>63938619

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgyyBLrYgC0
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>>63938655
Hero isn't a space opera
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>>63938655

Oh, so we have to watch a martial arts epic set in China from an unrelated franchise by a different director to make sense of a scene in a Star Wars movie?

Fuck, the lengths people go to defend this shit.
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>>63938616
The worst thing about the midichlorians other than its introduction is that there is never anything done with this information after its mentioned.
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>Greivous getting shot to death
>Christopher Lee fighting imaginary Yoda
>I WILL TRY SPINNING, THATS A GOOD TRICK
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>>63934633
What is yub nub and
Lapti nek
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>>63933164
Hayden Chrostensen being digitally edited into return of the Jedi. Fucking Lucas has to keep reminding us his shitty prequels exist.
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i hate sand
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>>63938809
What is google
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>>63938809
Yub Nub is the shitty Ewok song at the end of the original version of Return of the Jedi that even John Williams thought sucked and needed to be replaced in the special edition

Lapti Nek is the original Jabba's Palace song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0LD-QAzg0
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>>63938809
Yub nub is the ewok song at the end of ROTJ

Lepti nek is the ORGINAL song in Jabbas palace

He's wrong on both counts though
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>>63938674
Well, maybe it's a common name for his people, like John or Dave....

Well, fuck man.
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>>63938655
what the fuck does that have to dowith sw
go to bed george
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>>63938205

I try not to hate George Lucas but reading shit like this makes it really hard.
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>>63938886
M A X R E B O
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R
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B
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how can a single character be so based?
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>>63938655
>this doesnt look that stupid if you have seen Hero(2002)


I saw Hero. In fact, I saw it at a special event before it had it's theatrical release in the US. And that prequel scene still looks stupid. It looks stupid as fuck.
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>>63938646
Don't you mean Schlomo Ren? Or Kikelo Ren?

I think I prefer Schlomo Ren
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>>63938189
The assassin droid thing that used poisonous centipedes instead of just fucking shooting her when it had already cut through the window.
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>>63939109
xDd
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>>63933060
I have this version. Fuck George Lucas. I want the original cut.
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>>63939109
reddit: the post
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>>63939126
lol i forgot about that
did anybody even revise the script
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>>63934633
Getting rid of Yub Nub is probably the only positive change of the re-releases.

>>63938622
No, apparently from AOTC and ROTS there was not a SINGLE suit of clone armor built. Not one. Even for all the closeups and shit. All CGI.

Its true that there's still a ton of practical effects and costumes in the prequels, but I always think back to this fact whenever I'm about to start defending the prequels. I remember hearing that they did mo-cap of ex-soldiers for the clones so they looked cooler compared to the originals where the stormtroopers were pretty much camera men in the armor. I always just think, "why couldn't they have hired ex-soldiers to wear clone armor and do all of that shit." (could it be becuase they would have to pay to make the armor and pay the actors extra? No couldn't be)
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>>63938205
>YOU fought in the clone wars?
>Oh yeah, I helped master Yoda and Chewie here hunt down the leader of the separatist forces so that old Obi-wan there could assassinate him. I'm a smuggler now.
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>>63939240
>Getting rid of Yub Nub is probably the only positive change of the re-releases.
implying
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>>63938857
Best answer. Easily the worst because it implies that Anakin/Vader didn't have that shred of goodness left in him, which means that Luke and Padme are both wrong: Anakin died when he became Vader, now he's just trapped in Vader's body or some shit.

FUCK doesn't Lucas think through these things???
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>>63939249
>Luke have I ever told you about Han Solo and Chewbacca who we're going to meet tomorrow. They were good friends.
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>>63938882
It's dry, coarse, and rough... And it gets all up in my dickhole
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>>63938674
>Well Annie, you know the truth, you'll just have to tolerate his opinion.
>Fighting will not change it.
/tv/ blown the fuck out by space liam neeson's wisdom
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>>63939298
Ok better, non chimp Sheev is good too
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>>63939298
This is the best fix Lucas did
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Not /tv/ but definitely this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI
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>>63939306
I've always thought one of the reasons is because they think people are too stupid to figure out who that guy standing next to Obi-Wan and Yoda was.
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>>63939391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrWeliK4fk
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>>63937680
What cameo?
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>>63939486
He plays Aunt Beru
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>>63939409
I understood it at 8 years old.

Lucas should have made Anakin fade into the Force ala Yoda/Obi to help bridge the gap, if anything.
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>>63938619
>>63938219
>>63934696
I thought it was Greedo's dad but they probably changed that with the old EU being non canon
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>>63934863

Maz was a nice character though
stopping a laser bolt is cool
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>>63938622
Not once. Thanks, George!
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>>63933060
Christmas special
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>>63939298
This shit is on par with replacing Shaw with cristensen but you memers gobble up anything with le spinny treason man in it. fuck you
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>>63933060

>Elan Sleazebaggano
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>>63938884
I guess your not capable of answering a question. I'll have google give me an answer, soon as I figure out just what it is , or where it is.
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>>63934633
>Yub Nub

Take that back
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>>63938205
Reminds me of the Episode 3 Plinkett review where he states the only good parts of the movie are the things that didn't appear. Like the Millennium Falcon and Han Solo.
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>>63939391
this is the best thing to happen I don't know what you mean
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>>63938911
Thanks, come to think of it I remember yub nub
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>>63933060

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRA7-jA5GJk
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Everyone always complaining about the changes made to the re-releases but can we all agree each has their own good alterations.

IV: removing the orange blob below Luke's speeder, CGI actually helps the scenes with Dewbacks and the Battle of Yavin

V: Wampa gets more screentime, windows in Cloud City

VI: Victory Celebration replaces Yub Jub and is much more fitting to the end of the saga
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>>63933060
All the changes to the OT, but my top five would be:
>Han not shooting first
>NOOOOOOO! As Vader throws the Emperor.
>Jar Jar Binks being inserted into VI
>Changing the music of RotJ in two separate areas
>Obi-Wan's new Krayt call
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>>63939313
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>tfw I unironically like the Yub Jub better than the victory celebration
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>>63938219
How many sentient life forms are in the galaxy though? Billions, shit even trillions? It's far too coincidental that all these people keep running into each other.
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>>63940035
me too
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Did he seriously add Jar Jar to rotj?
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>>63939525
Huh I don't remember that. Pretty cool actually
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>>63938674
A scene with actual character development? AND IT GOT CUT FROM THE MOVIE?

WHAT THE FUCK LUCAS
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>>63939661
Uh, no. Original ESB Emperor looked and sounded nothing like McDiarmid. At. All.
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>>63940114
Coruscant's population alone numbered into the quadrillions
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>>63933060
Of course the changes.

The digital transfer is also terrible. They digitally recomposited many effects in 2K in the nineties (rather than 4K or 8K) and created a new master from that digital transfer, then in the early 2000s Lowry did a sub-par transfer that is heavily outdated by today's standards, and was DNR'd to hell, and it has so little grain left they REINTRODUCED grain back. And then the atrocious colors and artifacts introduced.

Thanks god some dedicated fans have been providing alternative versions for years, like reconsctructions, homemade film transfers and stuff, but as long as we're stuck with the BD (which are based on the 2004 master) we're fucked.
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>>63940146

Some editor did it as a practical joke and George actually left it in. It is now the last audible line of dialogue in the original Star Wars trilogy.

https://youtu.be/AiM5zEEI_Jo?t=63
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>>63938149
>we wont be getting cute baby chewie in the spinoff because of this bullshit

Fuck you Lucas
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>>63940269
Neither did Episode VI emperor, dude.
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>>63938674
lol this is actually a good scene
and it got cut
wooooow
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>>63935138
>instead of running into a bunch of stormtroopers han just runs into a lot more stormtroopers

Why?
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>>63940329
Is that a wilhelm scream at 1:19?
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>>63940435
I guess to make his scream and look of terror more justified
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>>63940414
ESB's emperor has always looked and sounded different in the original versions. In fact, he was portrayed by an unknown woman.

Then in RotJ they changed the emperor for no reason.
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>>63940435

More importantly, why are so many stormtroopers standing in one room so close to one another? What the fuck were they doing before he got there?
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>>63940414
But...it IS McDiarmid?

Or are you saying his makeup (i.e.the frog neck in ROTS) and voice (understandably less frail sounding than it should be in ROTJ) are worse than the original - a woman in playdough dubbed by an Englishman?
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>>63938742
>>63938616
In one of the books it is explained as a common bacteria that just reacts to the presence of the force around it and is used as a metric to see how much the force is localized in a given area. Obviously this is just the author just trying to make George's shitty concepts less shit.
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>>63940542

circlejerk
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>>63933060
What would a blowjob from Sy Snootles be like?
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>>63940606
*sounding than it is in ROTJ
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>>63940269
>>63940414
>>63940489
I just looked it up, McDiarmid was originally Palpatine in VI. I had no fucking idea. I take it back, thats another positive change

>>63940606
Im sorry, I had no clue nor ever bothered to look up who played the emperor in the OT but I knew they were at least different people in V and VI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A

/thread
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>>63935138
This was a good edit, made the scene funnier
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>>63940653
All is forgiven. I agree that he looks and sounds the best in Jedi, still.
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>>63940653
The only version of Sheev he didn't play was the original version of Empire Strikes Back. That version was played by an old woman, who was dubbed over by a man and had a chimpanzee's eyes composited on. That version of Sheev looked creepy as hell, but the effects were impossible to do while the actress was moving so they cast Ian McDirmond in the role for ROTJ and did their best to re-create the look with just makeup.
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>>63940668
>implying

This is the best star wars video game since RC and KOTOR II
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>>63940653
It's not a positive change.

The SE emperor in ESB looks fucking bloated, he doesn't match his look in SE RotJ, and he was given new lines that are atrocious and ruins the revelation of Vader being Luke's father.

Of course RotS did that too, but whatever.
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>>63940668
>"The pain is gone"
It sure is, buddy
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>>63940466
yup
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>>63939109
Le jewwzz xd xd
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>>63938591
It does, fucking fuck. Also why was Chewbacca in this movie?
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>>63933060
>Vader's noooooo when he lifts Sheev youtu.be/O3u70WELSEg
>Luke screaming when he chooses death over joining Vader youtu.be/PaXgK5HRBjk
>Obi-Wan scaring off the Sand People as a gay man orgasming in an echo chamber youtu.be/-yxuDU8gims
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>>63940489
The reason they recast Sheev is because the special effects that they did in Empire Strikes Back would not have worked while he was moving. The actress had to keep her head perfectly still so that they could optically composite the eyes on.
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>>63940860

Because it's a Star Wars movie. If he wasn't everyone would say, "Where's Chewie?"
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>>63940787
>he was given new lines that are atrocious and ruins the revelation of Vader being Luke's father.
The old line:

>Emperor: We have a new enemy. Luke Skywalker.

The new lines:

>Emperor: We have a new enemy. The young rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
>Vader: How is that possible?
>Emperor: Search your feelings, Lord Vader. You will know it to be true.

It absolutely does not spoil the reveal. All it tells us is that Luke's father's name was Anakin.
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Midi-chlorians
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>>63940269
>ESB Emperor looked and sounded nothing like McDiarmid. At.

That's because it's played by an old lady with creepy make up I believe, and then dubbed over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKtciRCVpFE

That being said, I feel as if it's the strongest scene of sheev.

Ian McDiarmid is still a fucking boss though.
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>>63940860
to sell toys, c'mon anon step it up
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>>63940864
Jesus christ I am so glad I have the original editions on dvd.
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>>63941015
>mfw I have the original editions on DVD but still opted to marathon the blu-rays before The Force Awakens came out
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>>63941051
>marathon the blu-rays

Why would do such a thing?
Couldn't you just download a despecialised edition at blu-ray quality instead?
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>>63940916
Why would Vader need to search for his feelings because he will know it's true? Those are two lines they doesn't make any sense, unless Vader is connected in some ways to Luke, as in being his son.
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>>63939240
>could it be becuase they would have to pay to make the armor and pay the actors extra? No couldn't be

I just don't understand this though. I mean, Star Wars is guaranteed to make like billions of dollars, so what's it for them to buy some costumes. Also, it's not like all the groundbreaking CGI shit Lucas did was cheap. Sure, low-tier CGI is cheap, but Lucas was doing crazy shit in the prequels and actual armor would likely have been cheaper.
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>>63941015
Do you enjoy having Laserdisc quality versions of the unaltered trilogy?

Because that's exactly what the 2006 DVDs are, straight copies of the 1993 Laserdiscs, with all their terrible resolution and poor color range and DVNR and glitches.

Just download Harmy's despecialized editions or look at digital transfers of film reels of the era.
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>>63941137
The Force
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>>63940882
Too bad the light bulbs they used in RotJ for the emperor's eyes could be seen when the actor was in movement and they needed to add small but annoying black matte boxes to hide them. It's fucking ridiculous.
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>>63941311
That was fixed in the blu-ray edition :^)
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>>63933164
>the moronic clone army

it gave us Cody and Rex. hell the whole army in the Clone Wars series were great.
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>>63938946
What's that from?
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>>63941459

Fuck up on this shot as well. Vader's blade is on the outside meaning he was swinging at Sheev and Luke blocked him instead of the other way around,
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>>63933060
Finn and Rey
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>>63941621
How can you even tell when the edges all blend into white?
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>>63934633
>>63934633
There was literally nothing wrong with Hayden Christensen except for the lines he was given
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>>63941539
Look, some of the clones were cool as hell. Republic commando was great too.

But for a whole arc of what was supposed to be a prequel trilogy, I don't think anyone had a bland enough imagination except for george lucas to come up with: Robots versus Clones.

Originally lucas intended Lando to be a Clone. Wouldn't that have been better than boba fett brothers?
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>>63938655

HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH SUCH A MOVIE BY COMPARING IT TO THID DHIT
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>>63941725

You're right for the image but it's noticeable in motion
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>>63941782

It had to feature clones one way or another. I mean the wars were first mentioned in New Hope

I mean why call it Clone Wars if it didn't have any clones?
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>>63941613

true detective season 2 pham
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>>63939249

>But I still don't believe in Jedi or the force.
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>>63938857
FUCK THIS SCENE
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>>63938674
this is a good scene for /tv/
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>>63934633
>Padme romance
How the fuck else are we going to get Luke and Leia?
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>>63938857
>>63939306
Vader was a 45-46 year old man being played by a guy who was approaching eighty.
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>>63941863
When I first heard about a "Clone War" I assumed it was a war fought when clones rose up or some shit. Not a regular war that just happened to have clone-soldiers being used to chinese-slave-labour-tier robots.
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>>63942004
We should, but not with cringy dialogue and Natalie giving disgusted looks to Hayden.
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>>63942069
We didn't know how old he was before the prequels
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>>63941883
>Chewie telling Han about fighting alongside the Grand Master of the Jedi in the Clone Wars
>Han never believed him

Being Chewie is suffering.
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>>63941863
No shit nigger, it's called the clone wars.

I was expecting an uprising of clones. An explanation of why droids aint welcome anywhere. Multiple clones usurping key leaders. IG-88 type assassins. Sections of society breaking out of enslavement and not know who to trust.

Instead we got Fett clones, lead by galactic police monks vs robots lead by old dude and blade spinning intensifies.

All of which would have been better than the 1 copy clone army we got. No matter how great boba fett is.
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>>63942131
Im actually fine with the republic clones vs separatist droids. It sort of also gave us the origin of the Imperial Stormtrooper.

My problem with the clones was Jango Fett.
It feels like a convenient excuse to tie Boba to the story.
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>>63942341
I feel so sorry for the character of chewbacca. He's just thrown around like he's supposed to be everywhere to sell toys.
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>>63942370
It could have just been the armor that the Republic army wears, they didn't have to have clones being the origin of it.
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>>63942370
>It sort of also gave us the origin of the Imperial Stormtrooper.

That was gonna come around one way or another. The design is awesome, no one is gonna disagree.

It's just how it ties in is so bad. It doesn't make any logical sense.
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>>63940269
Good, McDiamard is an overacting shit. One of the worst parts of RotJ and completely tanks the prequels
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There's something bittersweet in pointing out the shitty things in star wars. It's a strange feeling
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>>63942535
It's the power of complaining. Complaining is one of the few things to truly bring joy to my bitter old heart.
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>>63942504
Yeah man, that's totally the straw that broke the camel's back.
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>>63942504
Hello, reddit!
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>>63942445
>"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee." used as an insult
>not even getting a medal at the official ceremony

That's the kind of racism he faces at every moment of his life. Hell, he's a decorated war hero, celebrated on his own planet, but he still has to run around with a smuggler to get anywhere in the galaxy.
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>>63933060
The worst and most unforgivable edit that George did to the "special editions" was adding Palpatine's falling scream to Luke as he's falling down from Cloud City.
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>>63942631
>tfw have a couple friends over
>watch ep IV, pointing out and laughing our asses off at all the one-off lines and errors
Comfy as fuck.
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>>63933060
ITT rehash of plinkett talking points
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>>63942689
Even worse is I'm pretty sure he has a life debt with Han, so this war hero, friend of Yoda, had to leave his life to follow some nobody.
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>>63942728
It was removed in the DVD and later editions
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>>63934633
Yub Nub is cute, and I miss it in its own way, but "Victory Celebration" is great, epic in its own right, and a much better John Williams composition. Redditlettermedia don't know shit.

Lapti Nek, unlike Jedi Rocks, is a legitimately good song.
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>>63942836
urine
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>>63942689
Chewie received a medal after the ceremony. He didn't accept one during the ceremony due to some weird Wookie custom.
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>>63942781
Wait, what? That sounds fucking terrible, saddling him with a bullshit noble savage blood-debt.
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I like the fact with everything he fixed, Lucas left the woman's boob popping out.

He's not all bad.
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>>63942892
>falling for the retcon bullshit that only came about because people called him out on Chewie not getting a medal
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>>63942689
>>63942892
>>63942963
Fuck that. He's a fucking officer. He did what he was ordered by his captain. This has always pissed me off, people whining about Chewbacca not getting a medal. Why the fuck would he?

When Picard leads the Enterprise to a victory, the entire fucking crew don't get medals.
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>>63942906
Oh according to the wiki it was because Han rescued him from slavery under the empire so it's not so bad.
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>>63943140
So... Are all wookies used as slaves, so his family are enslaved, or did someone go out of their way to capture a fucking wookie to sell as a slave, instead of a droid or any alien that isn't known for pulling people's arms off when it loses its temper?
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>>63943298
The Death Star was built with wookie slave labor. But that was old EU canon.
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>>63943059
>When Picard leads the Enterprise to a victory, the entire fucking crew don't get medals.
... why not? that's how it works in modern military settings.
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>>63941863
I always assumed it was either clone armies fighting clone armies. Or the republic vs. clones.
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>>63933060
I don't know about the worst, but this is the best without a doubt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvafvTnji-Y
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You know, I liked TFA. But Luke's lightsaber being there and the LOL THATS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME might actually be the worst thing I've seen outside the prequels since the Jabba scene in ANH
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This """"""improvement"""""":

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yxuDU8gims
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>>63934863

I liked Maz from a personality standpoint, but didn't like the design or full CGI treatment.

And the laser thing was fine you cakeboy.
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>>63945051
>The Dagobah Bump
Based
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>>63938539
B-but the jedi were at their height, it only makes sense that the fights were outrageously overcoreographed in the prequels
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>>63937886
>Lucas being so ass devastated he edited Jar Jar into the end of RotJ and gave him the final line just to say fuck you to the world.

Wait what? what are you talking about?
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Kid actors.

And making Obi-Wan just as fucking boring as Quigon in 1.
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>>63945531
There's a Gungan heard cheering on Naboo but it's fucking quiet and buried by the crowd noise and music and it's not Jar Jar (Ahmed Best)
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>>63945232
This isn't real, right? It's just some fan-dub a youtuber made.
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HOW CAN WE MAKE IT CLEAR THAT ANAKIN IS EVIL?

HOW ABOUT KILLING YOUNGLINGS

although it led to this webm, which is funny as shit
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>>63939761
The Millenium Falcon is in it, though.
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>>63938149

Which late 90s video game is this from?
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>>63945768
Pipe smoking lizard > wolfman
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>>63945634
I wish I could tell you that. Somebody literally approved of this
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Personal favorite right here.
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>>63938205
sauce on this i dont believe it
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>>63938730
No but it gives meaning. If you were to just watch the .gif you can figure out what he had in mind for them. Like two boxers throwing jabs It's pottery
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>>63942131

Am I the only one who when Obi-wan mentions the Clone Wars in episode 4 didn't think of literal clones? I thought he meant like there were multiple wars that were fought and they involved the same people or played out very similar hence being called 'clone wars'.
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>>63945962

How would R2 have even got back there?
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>>63946125
I'm pretty sure you are, because referring to similar wars as "clone wars" is really fucking weird.
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>>63941192
After someone suggested it before, I can't help but think that he was waiting to update the visuals later. The original reels untouched must still exist.
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>>63933060
Is there a full pic of this I wanna fap
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>>63946197
Rocket boost.
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>>63933164
Such a shame Jango was written so blandly, I really liked Temuera Morrison's portrayal of the character. Made him seem like a grizzled pro and a tough motherfucker, dispite what little (read: nothing) the script gave him to show for it.
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>>63945906
>severely dated CGI
The scene looks fine, what a stupid elitist
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This will never make sense.
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>>63938222
i was laughing my ass off when Yoda started incoherently flipping
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>>63940414
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>>63940606
Does anyone have the original ESB Emperor clip?
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>>63942069
Pretty sure he was exactly the age he appeared, before gerogie boi decided it was time to remind the world of his genius.
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>>63946364

I finally saw this scene in action for the first time recently and I was horrified. Hayden's Anakin looks so fucking sinister, it makes no sense. That's on top of it not making any sense to begin with. They couldn't even be assed to properly make him and Obi-Wan share a friendly smile with one another like in the original. When Obi-Wan looks over to Anakin, he's looking down at his fucking feet or something.
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>>63946780
They took the footage from a costume test. Hayden didn't know he was being filmed for ROTJ.
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>>63946838

Well, that explains why it looks like they made no effort to match it up with the original. Ridiculous.
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>>63945718
>>63945768
>>63945906
>>63945962
>SW DeEd v2.1
>not v2.5
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>>63933060
who is this semen demon?
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>>63940633
Not a bad way to cover it up though. I actually kinda like it. There was just such a bad reaction to it that they were never mentioned again.
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>>63946364
It does actually. The Force ghosts are jedi who die and become one with the force. That incarnation of anakin was what he looked like when the jedi side of him "died" and became a sith.
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>>63945962
how'd he get out!
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>>63938674
This would have improved the movie significantly
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>>63945860
Holy shit, c uck detected. 100x more character in the wolf man.
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>>63946125
Always thought it was a war about clones. Like te idea of widespread cloning started a war.
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>>63938646
Would you say that when he pulled off the mask, in your own mind he "died"?
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>>63947100
Sy Snootles
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>>63945652
jesus what game is this from
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>>63945652
>immediately lunges forward and cuts a youngling clean in half at the waste in slow motion

My sides were not prepared for this.
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>>63939906
The Debarks and the shit with Mos Eisely was goddamn atrocious. I wish I could kick George in the balls for both of those.
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>>63942923
Well you know Lucas is down with the sistas and all.
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>>63940542
If you've ever been in the military, you'd recognize a bullshit formation. Their CO is probably giving them a safety brief. Since its so many, maybe their division is getting a new XO
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>>63934863
Blasters aren't actually lasers, they're plasma projectiles that travel within an ionization laser matrix. The blast is caused by the dissipation of heat, electricity, and kinetic energy into the victim from the high density plasma medium. The actual laser portion is invisible. Think of a blaster bolt like a snow snake being thrown down an icy trough, where the trough is the lasers and the snake is the plasma.
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>>63948010
It's a mod for jedi knight: jedi academy
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>>63938674
>hey lucas we made a scene with actual character development!
>it's trash cut it.
>o-okay
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>>63945232
I like the reverberation but god damn the actual sound effect is retarded
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>>63947118

This argument is shit though, when vader decides to save his son and kill sheev he returns to the light side and his sith self 'died'
He was good again when he died, there's no reason for dark brooding young anakin to be the force ghost
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>>63940466
Literally Reddit: The Sound Effect.
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>>63946364
This was Lucas's last and final FUCK YOU to all the fans of star wars.
>>63947118
Except that Vader had just killed the emperor, saving his son and redeeming himself and becoming a jedi once again. The whole point of his force ghost being there at the end was that it showed his transformation from Evil villain to finally at peace with his old friends and masters. THE SAME VADER
Not some stupid anakin faggot kid
FUCK YOU LUCAS
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>>63935232
This.

How the fuck would a professional bounty hunter miss a target that fucking close?! Having him shoot first just looked stupid. I guess they didn't want Han to look too much like an asshole. Even though in the new movie, he throws one of the pirates looking to get their money back from him, in to the mouth of that giant alien monster.
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Episode 7 completely destroys the canon of the prequels and OT and thus will be treated like fan service, not real canon.
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>>63949242
>Even though in the new movie, he throws one of the pirates looking to get their money back from him, in to the mouth of that giant alien monster.

I really like how they did that
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>>63939170
HARMY
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>>63940269
But the replacement scene isn't better.
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>>63940269

Replacing the original emperor with sheev was a passable change, but changing that scene so it presented it as sheev informing Vader that luke was his son rather than him already knowing was terrible
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