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ITT: We created the most Oscar bait film imaginable A sad holocaust
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ITT: We created the most Oscar bait film imaginable

A sad holocaust movie....wait for it....FROM A DOG'S PERSPECTIVE
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record_scratch.mp3
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Dogs are the best! :3
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*covers eyes with paws*
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#1 film on the Black List this year was Michael Jackson's story told from his pet chimpanzee's perspective

Not kidding
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>The Sound of Life (2017)
Directed by Steven Spielberg.

During World War II, Noah, a closeted homosexual Jewish musician, is sent to the Auschwitz concentration camp for challenging the Nazi party, and dedicates himself to protecting a young prisoner, Sira, while also reconnecting with his childhood friend Hugo, now a Nazi soldier also struggling with his homosexuality. As the Holocaust looms, Noah decides to write a final piece to leave as his legacy.

>Leonardo DiCaprio as Noah.
>Alexander Skarsgard as Hugo.
>Lupita N'yongo as Sira.
>Daniel Day-Lewis as Hiram, Noah's abusive father.
>Meryl Streep as Ana, Noah's absent mother.
>Cate Blanchett as Monica, Noah's suffering sister.
>Eddie Redmayne as Herschel, Noah's awkward assistant.
>Chiwetel Ejiofor as Leroy, Sira's husband.
>Tilda Swinton as Adolf Hitler.
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Okay, get this:

A talking cat.
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>>63933323
Even for Spielberg the cost of that oscarbait cast may be too much.
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>>63933346
A what??
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A mentally challenged kid with heart
Struggling against the odds
To become the greatest athlete
Amidst the turmoil of the holocoust
In apartheid-era South Africa
...FROM A DOG'S PERSPECTIVE
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>>63933323
FUND IT

>tfw it loses to inarritus odessa gay love story movie starring fassbender and oscar isaac
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Movie about hard life of Boston hobo(with a scenes like homosexual blowjob for food)
...FROM A DOG'S PERSPECTIVE
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Movie about maniac who steals house dogs and eats them
...FROM A CAT'S PERSPECTIVE
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>>63933299
>>63933129
*group of people start laughing*
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A movie about a gay transexual black American soldier woman captured by the Nazis during WW2 who endures gruesome torture but perseveres and earns the respect of the other prisoners, who learn the meaning of friendship and acceptance.

Directed by Spielberg, featuring an 80s synth track with ambient African drums.
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>>63933323
Homolust in holocaust then.
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>>63934480

Oh also Tom Hanks is in it as a once-racist captures American general, and he only has one line in the film:

"That negro sheman ain't all bad, Frank."
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>>63931825
Is the dog's owner Nazi or Jew?
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>>63935403
First half of the film, the owner is Jewish. Second half of the film, the owner is a Nazi.

There will be a tearful reunion with the original owner near the gas chamber. PAY ME HOLLYWOOD!
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