What would Joe Rogan be like if he was a Jedi?
>>63928423
"Wanna learn the force, bro? Drop acid "
>>63928423
Do you even force?
I know he's probably got some finesse as a MMA guy, but from OP pic all I can imagine is him picking up R2-D2 and smashing someone with it
Probably question whether luke really blew up the death start
forcebrain midichlorian supplements bro
>>63928423
He looks so weird without all his tattoos.
>>63928728
He looks better. Dude has a sculpted body. Why ruin it and hide it with shitty tattoos no one can make out unless they go out of their way to examine them?
Whether the force is real or not doesn't matter, the experience is the same.
Ugh rogan is such a try hard. I wanna like the guy but it's neo-machismo is the tackiest fad of our era for sure.
His lightsaber would be on his feet to make his spinning leg kick even more powerful.
>>63931211
What are the characteristics of neo machismo?
>>63931277
This isn't a leg kick, a leg kick targets the opponent's leg.
This is like calling a jab an 'arm punch'.
>>63931211
the fact that he's just a scared little comedy nerd underneath makes him endearing imo
>>63931511
>>63931211
Literally the exact opposite
Rogan is based, but it's cringe as fuck when he invites philsophers and artsy people onto his podcast and tear into feminism/sjw. He's right, but you can tell they're cringing and just like, "dude cmon"
Nigga does it every show.
KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH MIDICHLORIANS
>>63928423
He'd have less muscle mass since he'd be using the force to do everything for him.
>podcast
>neil armstrong
>neil makes himself look like a huge asshole douchebag
>"but everyone else was also a huge asshole douchebag first"
>could tell rogan wanted to smash his queer face in
He would hang out Dagobah, smoking weed and talking about how the Non Aggression Principle applies to the jedi while being a generally worthless human being.
>>63931511
It's a gut kick. That still's pretty solid. I wish Rogan would step in the ring.
>>63932556
Let's not forget HEY HEY HEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXZZ1gVAbz8
Joe makes me want to do jitsu and make something of myself.
But then I realize I'm a fat virg.
KETTLEDROIDS
>>63932819
if it makes you feel better im the same way until i realize im a twig
>>63932983
I have IBS and a B cup moobs. I win.
