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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=14Q48L23TQ4

"What's Your Number/Black Ninja" is perfect. It shows how absolutely Based Mike is. They have this woman on the show who tries to justify her like of Romcoms and he just roasts her. The best part is that Jay is clearly trying to bang her and awkwardly stays out of it while Mike has no mercy.
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>>63924338
Go back to Reddit faggot
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>>63924338
Mike was so slim.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKS75xb18UM
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>>63924338
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Resident Evil just for the clips of them watching the first 4 movies. Their reactions had me dying.
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>>63924338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCkl-Vgc4-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFXFvYeP8Kw
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Now it's the other way around
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The Jack and Jill and Boyhood reviews are my favorite HitB episodes.

They tore Adam Sandlers a new one in the JaJ one.
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I liked that episode where Jay and Mike disagreed on a movie, Mike repeated his point and Jay said "I guess..." and took another sip from his bottle of beer.
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>>63924338
>They have this woman on the show who tries to justify her like of Romcoms and he just roasts her. The best part is that Jay is clearly trying to bang her and awkwardly stays out of it while Mike has no mercy.

They're friends you retard, jesus I forget some of you folks are literally autistic sometimes.
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>>63924338
What the fuck? RLM is partnered with machinima?
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>>63924693
They were a few years back when they were struggling to make money. I think we've cancelled the partnership now
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Prometheus DVD video.

>it's organized alphabetically for your convenience, by character name, stupid character action, things that don't make sense, and what the fuck is happening.
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>>63924361
Disregard girls, eat lard.
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>>63924761
>we've

Hello Jay
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The one where they liked TFA
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>>63924761
>we've
Freudian slip Jack?
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>>63924838
she was so into him that's not even funny
I bet if Jay wasn't gay he would have destroyed her asshole
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>>63924761
>I think we've cancelled the partnership now
Ohhhhh have you...?

Whoa re you? Aids Moby?
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>>63924824
>mfw RLM's only mention of /tv/ is when Jay called it misogynistic and when Jack got scared over a fake death threat that didn't even happen and /r/redlettermedia sounded the horns
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>>63924761
Hi jay
Love your friend simulator shows
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>>63924360
There is nothing more reddit than hating RLM. It's what contrarian faggots do and they truely belong on reedit.
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Posting some webms
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>>63924838
what is this gif from?
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>>63924761
>we've
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>>63924936
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>>63924486
https://youtu.be/ZPUPaxgIo98

Anytime Rich Evans laughs I start losing it, it's infectious
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>>63924368
gay, autistic or both?
how do you just keep sitting there when she leans in like that?
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>>63924897
>Jack got scared over a fake death

Leave jack alone you mongrels
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>>63924338
GotG/Boyhood

The whole Adam Sandler conspiracy
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>>63924338
Jay fucked her, you could see she was all moist and her boobs were hard and shit.
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>>63924999
What should he have done besides whipping it out and stuffing it right in her mouth?
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>>63924620
This. How come they never argue about a movie when they have different opinions? It always ends like that and it leaves me baffling.
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>>63924999
he wants the D
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>>63925070
im not gay but damn
what happened
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>>63924761
>we've

Red Letter Media shills on /tv/ is real.
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>>63925041
>boobs were hard and shit.
>boobs
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>>63925070
holy fuck what happened to him?
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https://youtu.be/NOgfWIw20hM
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>>63925131
fat
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>>63925118
>>63925070
fuck this
im renewing my gym membership
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>you will never witness 1930s-era Mike wiping out the Jewish infestation
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>>63924870

I get the feeling that Jay's germophobia probably keeps him from wanting to score.
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>>63925027
Story behind this webm?
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>>63925177
Seriously I know he got older but If he would get fit he would look pretty good.
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>>63925070

Mike, 1000 beers ago.
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>>63925177
just in time for new year, lel
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>>63925131
The prequels happened to him.
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Not half in the bag, but the Wheel of the worst where they make old people jokes

I always forget the title
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One of the most fun threads in the history of /tv/ was spawned from this.
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>>63925264
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA2Z16QiNsE

I think there's another episode with the Canadian guys where they make fun of old people.
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>>63925242
I'll wait until February then.
Thanks for the save, I don't want /fit/ to make funny comics of me.

>>63925233
You think he realizes this?
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I don't really understand how people think they sold out by saying they liked TFA. They've made a shit ton of videos talking down the constant buzz and hype culture behind it. That's what they found stupid about it, the obnoxious marketing surrounding the movie and the merchandising that revolved around it. Whether or not they liked the movie changed their opinions about that, and it honestly was a good movie. They liked it more than I did, but I wasn't buttblasted about it. The movie works well save for the kind of weak first act and Rey being the most boring protagonist.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zLWzjxN8F7
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>>63925187
>germophobia
He has it? what a fag
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>>63925353
Always with the "I'll do it tomorrow" excuse, huh?
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>>63925070
>>63925091
>>63925118
Beer, depression, regret, and sorrow happened.

Beer, because Mike was struggling for years to get RLM to work. The amount of stress that must of put on his body aged him, he resorted to liquor to ease the pain.

Depression, because Mike always wanted to be a Hollywood director and make films. But he never even managed to move out of his home town.

Regret, because he's now middle aged and there's no chance for washed up overweight 50 year olds to make it in Hollywood.

Sorrow, because Jesse and him called it off. Whenever Jesse was on camera or just heard off camera, the entire RLM comment section went into sexual harassment mode. Going as far to stalk her on twitter and facebook with their harassment. She called it off with Mike and hasn't been seen since.
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The one with "Back to 9/11" line. What was that by the way?
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>>63925131

Getting fat as you get older is a very real danger. I draw the line there. It takes more work the older you get, but I'm not gonna double my weight as I approach middle age.

Every time I think of some person I knew as a kid or a teenager and Facebook creep them they're goddamn fat now. Now this guy, goddammit.
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>>63925411
started gym on january once
not doing it again
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>>63925131
That webm is from a decade ago, he didnt get slimmer
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>>63925439
>Regret, because he's now middle aged and there's no chance for washed up overweight 50 year olds to make it in Hollywood.
>Ridley Scott and Based Jim

There is no excuse.
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>>63925439
>>63925390

These psycho-analyses of RLM always make me guffaw

>>63925470
Star wars holiday special

https://youtu.be/_CtUd0yuYN4?t=526
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>>63924761
NEW PLINKETT REVIEW FUCKING WHEN
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>>63924338
Didn't know Half in the Bag was Machinima.
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>>63925242
>>63925353
>want to start going back to the gym
>realize it's January
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>>63925439
Having never had a project I cared about working on I'm always shocked how much it fucks your body up when you're working on it

Like when Maddox was writing his book and he talked about how by the end he lost all his hair, gained something like 50 pounds, and developed high blood pressure. Crazy.
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>>63925396

Yeah he mentions a few times that he finds the human body disgusting
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>>63925439
>muh online misogyny
this is why women should have never been given the vote
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>>63925347
Ye, thats the one
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>it's a susan episode
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>>63925539
i feel you brah
i guess it will give me time to finish my grad thesis
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>>63924421
Why he angry?
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>>63925543
was he pointing at someone when he said that?
might just have been referring to rich evans
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>>63925070
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>>63925619
I think Mike started talking about star trek.
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>>63925242
>>63925539
Why does it matter it's new year soon?
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>>63925586
>It's a classic gilchriest laughs at quigon jin episode
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>>63925070
>>63925118
why the fuck did these get deleted?
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>>63925649

Gotta hand it to Rich, he's gotten himself cleaned up nicely. Even got himself a wife.
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How do I get into a gym? I just enter there and do exercise?
I never did it in my life
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>>63925744
Holy shit why do people pay money for a gym LMAO.

Just eat less, walk and run more and drink a nice healthy homemade smoothie every breakfast. You will lose stones
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>>63925744
You need a friend to invite you, it's like a torrent site
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>>63925744
You go there, they fleece you for as much money as they can up front since they know you'll quit in a month

Then you quit in a month.
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>>63925744
you walk up to the guy on the counter, there are usually different kinds of memberships you can get, they'll tell you how it works, you can and probably should pay extra for the instructor care.
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>>63925744
helps to hire a personal trainer for couple times if you are unfamiliar with gym equipment and what to do. they are expensive though so rather just look up online
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>>63925768
>being a fatass
People go to the gym to get muscles, not to stop being third rate citizens
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>>63925744
You go in, do everything wrong, get ridiculed because of it, then you go back to your house, open up some twinkies and act all high and mighty on the internet for a month.
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>>63925808
Fuck off you pretentious gym culture rat
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>>63925768
i'm not fat, I just do not have any muscle but my legs (I like riding bikes)
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>>63925687
Gyms fill up in January with people whose new year resolutions are getting fit.
Most of them leave after a couple of weeks but until then it's insufferable for regulars and instructors.
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>>63925808
>what is cardio
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>>63925794

This. If you're serious about getting in shape, get a trainer for a few sessions. They will design a routine for you based on what you want to accomplish. Once you know your way around it, just do the routine yourself.
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>>63925861
Strange, I don't remember anything like this last january

Maybe new years resolution is more of a thing in america or wherever you're from
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>>63924338
Jack and Jill.
I love the irony of them shitting on Sandler for making money off stupid people with bad uncreative entertainment, when they do the exact same thing.
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>>63925937
Doesn't happen where I live either. It's an American thing, I assume. Either NYR being a big, important thing, or losing weight being such a common one (the latter of which wouldn't surprise me).
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>>63924338
Jeff, Who Lives at Home by far. It's one of the few times that you can see Mike get genuinely pissed off.
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>>63926098
Everyone in America says "nyr is to lose x number of pounds" and then they give up after a month

If they were really going to do it they wouldn't wait until some arbitrary date they would just do it now
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>>63926074
There is a slight difference because watching youtube videos doesn't cost anything for the consumer
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>>63925744
This workout routine someone gave me that I've been doing for a month

ABxCDxx


Day A: Chest
1. Anterior Rotator Cuff 3x8
2. Transversus Abdominis 3x8
3. Lexor Carpi Muscles 3x8
4. Pectoralis Major Press 3x8
5. Bicep Curls 3x8


Day B: Back
1. Pectoralis Major Flyes 3x8
2. Rectus Abdominis 3x8
3. Deltoid Raises 3x8
4. Sternum Extension 3x8
5. Tricep Curls 3x8


Day X: Rest


Day C: Legs
1. Adductor Longus 3x8
2. Tibialis Anterior 3x8
3. Quadriceps Femoris Curls 3x8


Day D: Upperbody
1. Pectoralis Major Press 3x8
2. Femur Flyes 3x8
3. Deltoid Raises 3x8
4. Bicep Curls 3x8
5. Tricep Curls 3x8


Day X: Rest


Day X: Rest
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>>63926225
Where is your cardio
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>>63926098
>>63925937
It's a thing that rarely happens, but if you join in January they will think you are doing it for nyr

It's a meme basically
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>>63926312
>cardio
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>>63926225
In english, doc
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>>63926312
>Cardio meme

1. You don't need cardio when you're lifting weights
2. Cardio eats away your muscles if you do it too much
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>>63926312
Fucking your wife is my cardio
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>>63926388
Talking of memes, nice broscience retard.
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>>63926440
Enjoy no gains
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>>63926388
what about warm up?
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>>63926225
>that I've been doing for a month
kek
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>>63926458
Zyzz didnt cardio between his coke lines either
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>>63926350
>>63926388
>>63926403
Cardio is more useful in day-to-day life and healthier for you than simply growing muscle. Besides warm up is really important

You boys have probably never even been to gym
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>>63926388
See, this is what /fit/ does.

You're a bloody retard.
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I watched the Max Landis BOTW and it was amazing. Are there any other good BOTWs in the past few months I should watch? I haven't watched that show in like a year or two.

Also do we know anything about how that ending with Macaulay Culkin happened? was really well-made and Macaulay's cameo was neat.
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>>63926697
culkin is probably landis' friend or at least acquaintance
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>>63926074

The difference is that people pay $10+ to watch these Adam Sandler shitflicks, but it doenst cost anyone anything to watch the HitB videos. Whether they make money off ads or not is irrelevant. You're not paying out of pocket.
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>>63926697
I think Rich mentioned on a Pre Rec stream that the Maculay Culkin thing was all done by Max Landis and he just sent it to them.
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>>63926697
RLM had nothing to do with it, if it wasnt obvious from the production values
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someone answer this without shitposting (or shitpost anyway i don't care)

is jay gay?
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don't forget to vote trump
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>>63926929
doesn't he flirt with that one girl in botw episode

or am i remembering wrong
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>>63924368
These clips make a lot more sense when you realise Jay is gay and Jillian is a fag hag.
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>>63926982
isn't that girl Mike's gf?
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>>63927013
Not her but there's another from like over a year ago
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>>63924368
According to some /tv/ expert she is married to somebody else.
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>>63926225
>biceps on chest day
>triceps on back day

Are you drunk?
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>>63926929
Your guess is as good as ours. Maybe he is, maybe he's not.
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>>63925099
Are there actually people that don't believe this? They practically acknowledged it at the end of the Star Wars review.

Jay, Rich and Jack are definitely lurking on 4chan and Reddit. Jack probably even has a account.
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>>63924368
Do you guys think Jay is still a virgin? He didn't get hot til his mid 30s remember. He was a chubby neckbeard with buck teeth who dressed like shit up until like a couple years ago.

The Gilchrist stuff implies that he was probably still a virgin around the time the "I'm dying, Lauren" stuff happened.
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>>63927577
>Jay, Rich and Jack are definitely lurking on 4chan and Reddit.
Mike too.
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>>63926225
I don't even know what the fuck this is supposed to mean
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>>63927725
Sounds like you have a great interest in this.

My advice is to end your life.
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>>63928221
You don't belong here.
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>>63924761
>we've
hola, reddit!
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>>63924936
>>63924977
please stop, snake men disturb me
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>>63925439
D E T A C H E D
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please link superbottles blooper reel
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>>63924338
which is the one where plinkett comes in dressed in marvel stuff and says something like "guess where I'm going... to the doctor's because I have cancer"?

I can't remember which one it is and it's bugging the shit out of me
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>>63927725
he's saving himself up for the right buff dude from L.A.
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Jurassic World was the best one from this year.
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Haven't watched any RLM since Into Darkness review. What are the essential videos since then? Or should I play catch up?
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>>63929768
Anything with "Previously Recorded" in the title
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>>63929768
No need to play catch up it's not like the continuity actually matters. Just watch the ones for movies that interest you.
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Has anyone taken all the skits from the beginning and ends of HitB episodes to make a continuous movie of Mike and Jay's antics with Plinkett?
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>>63929768

They are pretty consistent. What this anon said though >>63929638 if you are just looking for the best.
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>>63930041
Yes, I have.
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>>63927725

He's definitely not a virgin. It's entirely possible he was up until his mid-30s but there is no way the guy isn't swimming in pussy now.
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>>63924421
why is he like that
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>>63930126
Yeah I'm sure he's wading through it, just imagine
>Jay on a date/chatting up some girls in a bar or whatever
>"oooh I love your beard, your so handsome"
>"thanks, I like to take care of myself"
>"so what is it you do for a living?"
>"I make completely insincere, possibly ironic (I don't even know anymore) movie reviews on the internet for like minded gen-X manchildren that are no more in depth or insight compared to any other no-name reviewers, except we still get views because my more talented boss made some funny star wars reviews a few years ago and we're still coasting off their success"
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>>63930126
>swimming in pussy
>in a dirty warehouse in milwaukee

black morbidly obese pussy perhaps
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>>63930411
>durr Jay is pathetic because he runs his own business and makes his own hours
Oh, you children.
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>>63924761
Oh god, /tv/ was right

So sorry guys for calling you names
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>>63930411
He is more successful than anybody here
Even aids man is
Might as well kill ourselves
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>>63930438
>black morbidly obese pussy perhaps
But, anon, that's the best kind of pussy
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>>63930411
I can't stand Jay's ethos.
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>>63930744
what is his ethos?
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>>63930765
So smug, so detached.
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>>63926225
Wow, an entire month? You must be really fit senpai.
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>>63930845
why did you feel the need to say that? why word it like that?

what did that guy do to deserve such a sarcastic response? he wasn't bragging or anything
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>>63930931
>what did that guy do to deserve such a sarcastic response?
Willkommen reddit
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Jack and Jill is probably still the best by virtue of them clinically ripping the movie and Adam Sandler apart. I'm partial to the ASM2 and Man of Steel reviews too though, Rich is really fucking mad in both of them and that's always great.

Bonus mentions: any of the BotWs/WotWs with the Canadians, particularly the one with the Osteoporosis Dance. The newest one with Landis was good too.
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