lol what
Ford saw how shit this was going to be so he demanded to be killed off.
ayy lmao
>>63921925
>movie in english
>spanish watermark
>Russia ad
Fucking CAMs
>>63921960
He wanted to be killed off in ESB and RotJ too. I guess they were shit as well.
The supreme leader is wise
>>63921971
>jewish movie
lmao multiculturalism xD
IT'S TEARING ME APART FATHER
literally The Room tier dialogue.
Kylo is a backstabbing piece of sh*t
>>63922074
more like frontstabbing piece of s*ht
>>63921960
I thought for sure they wouldn't let Ford kill off Han in this movie, considering how fucking EVERYONE knows he thought Han should have died in a heroic sacrifice in RotJ
that shit was in Empire of Dreams. even normies have seen that.
too obvious.
>>63921925
Why is chewbackpacka laughing?
>>63922450
now the millenium falcn is all his
>>63921971
with a black muslim recording in theater
>>63922566
LOL
What happened here?
>>63922638
>>63922638
>tfw you want to hang up a picture but the nail hits a cable
Nice spoiler image assdick
>>63922638
Thats an ads saying:
Use promo code 2016 and you will receive a new year gift. adsurl.com
>>63921925
Chewie then responds by shooting him in the dick.
>>63922856
>chewbacca shoots severus snape in the dick
>>63922450
>>63922566
>>63922599
this is reddit....this is meme....this is faggotry....
>>63922856
lol this is actual film footage?
haha its like a daytime tv movie directed by john woo
ffs ahahahaha
If han survived that..
>Can save someone who's been impaled by a lightsaber:
1. Qui-gon's death was preventable.
2. They really can't save pregnant women?
And wait what, maul was brought back, but qui-gon was just dead? What kind of fucklogic is that
>>63922991
>hahahaha WOW haha if I say it's bad it is! Come on guys, look how bad it is! hahaha ffs
>>63921925
What did Kylo say to Han after he stabbed him? I wont pay money for that crap and i dont care enough to wait so if someone can 'spoil' me please do.
>>63923063
"thank you" If I remember right
>>63922074
>>63922091
>ironic shitposting
>>63923063
"Thank you."
>>63923063"You done goofed."
>>63923063
"for you"
>>63923063
you're a big guy
>>63923012
Fuck off.
>>63923029
>someone didn't like your capeshit film
fuck off loser
WHY THE FUCK DOES CHEWBACCA LOOK LIKE A 1980S PRACTICAL EFFECT? NOT A PART OF HIS FACE IS FUCKING MOVING
>>63923063
Hotheads leave
>>63923174
because fuck cgi practical effects is the best
>>63923063
>Guess you should've shot first, Solo!
>>63922091
It wasnt facestab, it was matador, lrn2play
>>63923063
"You betrayed sheeva"
>>63923088
This
>>63923174
The movie was choke full of practicals apart from Sheeev and the black-jew-midget
You would know this, if you saw the film, you memer
>>63921925
Lol people in my theater were crying
>tfw when American
>>63923063
"optometry"
did anyone else think that they both look like aiden gillen in this scene?
>>63923166
Keep fighting the good fight brother eventually they'll take the red pill
>>63923247
underrated post
>>63923063
Part time
>>63923369
>people in my theater clapped when the opening text crawl started
>people in my theater clapped when Han first showed up
At least they didn't cry at this scene, just some gasping
>>63922599
P
On a camera made by asians
T
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>>63921925
>the part where Chewie cries as he looks up.
>>63923543
>>>/reddit/
>>63923063
"arigatou senpai"
>>63922856
kek
>>63923063
Good night, Kylo-san
>>63922856
holy mother fucking christ this is awful
"pls let me be ur senpai"
-kyle rend
>>63923063
Sheev sends his regards
>>63921925
>Episode 7
>Han killed
>Episode 8
>Carie Fisher killed leading some troopers / because she is old and insane, and Disney wants to get rid of her
>Episode 9
>Luke killed after redeeming himself, like Vader, it's like poetry it rhymes
>Leaves the next trilogy to be free of the old "baggage" cast
If you can't see this coming you're a retard.
>>63923835
>Oh, that's right the Force!
Followed by 10 seconds of keeping her eyes closed during which Kylo just watches instead of punching her in her uterus..
>>63923835
Why did he let her sit there for so long with her eyes closed without trying to strike from another angle
>>63923885
Literally nobody cares about Fisher, if they just offhandedly say she died for reasons everyone will be fine
Barely anyone cared grampa Han died, how much do you think people will weep for Cokefinger?
>>63923835
Because Jar Jew is hack
>>63923166
>capeshit
>star wars
Bait harder m8
>>63923669
>snape kills solo
>>63924048
This was a Marvel flick in space
>>63923967
because he didn't want to hurt her at that point. He literally thought she was considering his request.
>>63923967
Because the motherfucker knew the force was strong in her and tried to convince her to join him instead of straight up killing her? Did you not fucking watch the scene?
You'd be a terriblesithholy fuck.
>>63923063
She was a beautiful creature!
>>63924076
>marvel flick in space
>not Guardians of the Galaxy
b8 even harder m8.
>>63924076
So was every Star Wars movie except Empire.
>>63924076
Memes of the Ebin Galaxy?
>your officer tells you about a girl jedi
>finally a girl who has the same hobbies as you do
>take her home after she passed out, without taking advantage of her
>learn she is a fake jedi that cant even forcepush
>then after being all nice to her and ahit, her dindu bf Tyrone shows up
>kill him because she deserves a man who actually respects her, and I'm even willing to forgive her coalburning ways
>she chimps out and cuts my face
Bitches and whores
>>63921925
Why did he thrust into him twice? My goodness JJ is such a hack.
>>63921995
>He wanted to be killed off in ESB and RotJ too. I guess they were shit as well.
they were
>>63923063
Now i am the Hans Yolo!
>>63924321
>you don't have to tell me what the map looks like but you have to eat these eggs
>>63924076
That was GoTG which was even worse than the prequels
>>63924321
he looks totally different with facial hair
>>63921925
Holy shit. This looks like complete garbage.
>>63925014
it is a cam rip afterall
hahahaha guise it looks so shit do I fit in yet?????
>>63923063
In the end, it doesn't even matter.
>>63923063
NO FUCK YOU DAD
>>63923063
"something something ULTIMATE POWER something something..."
>>63924076
MEME OFF BRO
>>63922856
>people defend this
So lads, what tracks are on Kylo Ren's iPod?
>>63926319
linkin park discography
>>63926319
CUT MYDADINTO PIECES!!! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA
>>63923350
>>63923350
>he movie was choke full of practicals apart from Sheeev and the black-jew-midget
>choke
lmfao freud
>>63923415
no, that was just you, meme head
absolute baneposter
>>63922856
Why are the chick and the black guy so moved by Han's death? They literally talked to him about 4 times each.
>>63924509
kek
>>63923990
>not loving beloved star wars characters
you're either so delusional about this film or a pathetic try hard shill.
>>63926319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
desu senpai
>>63926716
they grew up hearing stories about the legendary han solo
han offered rey a job and she was moved by his kindness
black guy developed a liking with han easily as bros
han gets murdered in front of them
being the human beings they are they become emotional
i know this is hard for a heartless bastard aspie like you to understand
>le it was every le thing I le wanted it to be
>better than le prequels
>le it was fun not le great just a le fun movie
posting tfa stuff is awesome XD
>>63926923
ironic shitposting is not a sign of intelligence
>>63926923
do you dispute any of those points you dumb fucking redditor
>>63926953
>>63926968
rattled
>>63927048
from a certain point of view
>>63922566
>>63924509
Most underrated post on /tv/ right now
>>63926497
>>63924379
>prequel faggot
thank you for letting us know your opinion means shit fedora scum
>>63926761
>shill.
Don't use words you don't know the meaning to, redditbro. It makes you look stupid.
>kylos real name is ben solo
>he could have been called ben ren
>>63922805
Why would Kylo Ren say this?
>>63926872
I find this funny because when we were waiting outside in the snow to be let in for the movie there was a car open with the radio playing and this was one of the songs that played.I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>63922856
Is this real? Lmfao. This is from the guy that directed star trek? Jesus what the fuck happened, this looks like some fucking b movie straight to DVD garbage
>>63922856
>big furry dog man thing
>gets mad
>does a dainty little run while shooting his little pew pew gun
Chewbacca has always been shit but that looks so fucking bad, I hope he ends up as carpeting in Snoke's pad by the end of these shitty abortions.