conclusion: don't bother
with notable exceptions on the performances, Tarantino basically phone this one in on the plotline. wait for the blockbuster release on DVD. my 2 cents
Why did they call it h8teful eight? There are at least 10 people in the movie, and Im not even halfway through
is it because its Tarantulinos eighth movie and he is so full of hate over his generation being eradicated?
Your 2 cents are worth shit.
>>63920826
Because the other two are gr8ful.
>>63920663
if anything was bad i suppose it's cause he tried to rewrite after the script leaked
>>63920663
English Pete was awesome.
>>63920826
>Hangman
>Major nigger
>Boyd Crowder
>The cop from The Bridge
>Mr Blonde
>Mr Orange
>Chad Tatum
>Chad's sister
>>63920663
How was the gay blowjob?
>>63920663
Sorry but I plan on seeing it in glorious 70mm Panavision repeatedly.
>>63921108
How do you figure?
>tfw want to see it in big wide 70mm Panavision even though the movie is probably shit
>tfw don't want to give money to the producers of this turd
I don't even mind spending some money, just mind giving it to these cucks.
I don't know how to feel about this movie. I feel like it could have been better if it wasn't Quentin Tarantino who directed it. Stuff like the puking scene really took me out of the movie.
>>63922022
I think the puking blood was a reference to his buttbuddie Eli Roth and his movie "Cabin Fever"
>>63920663
Yeah, Of the 8 movies Tarantino has directed, this is the 8th best one.
the entire time they were calling her "bitch" and "tramp"
and considering this new wave of SJW non-sense, i thought she was going to come out on top
im glad i was wrong.
>>63922708
A movie like this didn't need over the top gore though. I think it would have been a lot better if they played it a bit more straight instead of having all of the Tarantinoisms in there.
Like for instance, the scene where Sam Jackson made the confederate general's son suck his dick could have been legitimately terrifying, shocking, and brutal. But instead they fucked the tone up. Those words can sum up The Hateful Eight in a nutshell for me; they fucked the tone up.
>>63923139
I honestly thought that too. I was just waiting for her to be innocent or some shit and end up killing all of the dudes one by one, and for her eventually to show her barefeet because ya know, Tarantino.
>>63920945
For a job.
>>63923139
who won?
This movie was pretty.... boring.
Walton Goggins was the only good part.
I was sure that Tarantino would have played the guy who sucked SLJ's dingus.
>>63923281
>implying there was a winner
watch the movie you fag
theres a screener you can torrent
>>63923281
She ends up getting hung and her character had no redeemable qualities. She basically just gets the shit kicked out of her by men the entire movie.
>>63923392
>She basically just gets the shit kicked out of her by men the entire movie.
And that's how it should be.
>>63923392>how do you like the sound of them bells, bitch?
>>63923392
>black eye
>nose smashed
>front teeth knocked in
>toe shot off
>hung from her neck
this movie just didn't give a fuck
also lost my shit at the
"Jesus Christ, this door is a WHORE!!" Scene
>>63923550
Ending scene would have made the movie, if it wasn't a cheap copy paste from Basterds. The OST and the actors carried that shit and made it watchable.
how did big black penis guy know that the girl saw the person who put poison in the coffee? he was doing his big black penis speech at the time, so how did he know she saw?
>>63923646
Maybe where she was sitting she has a point of view of the entire room. Or the coffee pot is right near her
>>63923607
This
I enjoyed the movie a lot, but the ending was lame.
It was like the ending of The Thing but without the fear or tension of their circumstances
Me after realizing there was still forty-seven minutes to go.
>>63920663
Fuck off. The Hateful Eight > Teh Farce Awakens
>>63923816
Hi Tarantino
>>63923646
He doesn't know she saw, he just knows it wasn't her, because she wasn't allowed to move in the cabin unless she wanted to Kurt Russell's character to tenderly show her how to be a lady
>>63923783
>Tarantino's narration.gif
>>63923816
I don't care about Jew wars but Hateful Eight didn't live up to the hype for sure. It wasn't an awful movie but it wasn't anything special either.
>>63923889
Those were the worst parts of the movie. Cringe level was off the charts.
CAPTIVATING THE CROWD WITH TALES OF BLACK DICKS IN WHITE MOUTHS
>>63924277
christ
>>63924277
>>63923889
Everyone keeps saying there was multiple narrations in every thread, but the dvdscreener I watched only had 1 narration in the middle talking about the poison being placed and thats it. Feel like im going crazy here.
>>63923873
no, he says he knows that she saw
>>63924372
ye just one
it was so bad you just couldn't get it out of your mind
So nobody is talking about the fact that tim roth is doing a poor man's waltz in the hateful eight?
The manerisms and speech patterns make it so obvious that the part was written for waltz originally.
>>63924372
Man that shit was enough to kill the mood just when things were picking up. Fuck him, couldn't he just get someone else to do it or was just all a big scheme so he could say BLACK DICKS IN WHITE MOUTHS out loud?
>>63924440
it's laughably bad
i usually like roth in tarantino's movies, but he was just an obvious fill in for this doing some ridiculous english version of a waltz character. it was funny for 2 minutes then he just becomes some pointless non-character in the background with an annoying accent
>>63924453
>>63924411
Im going to watch this shit again tonight.
I thought it was great. Not art or a piece of great cinema but an enjoyable, engaging romp which is exactly what I wanted and expected.
It was also comfy as fuck.
>>63924440
Tim Roth was good but as you said cuckatino didn't even bother rewriting the part after Waltz turned it down so now he looks like a 'poor man's' King Schultz.
1. Walter Goggins
2. Kurt Russell
3. Woman
4. Samuel L Jackson
5. Michael Masden
6. Bruce Dern
7. Mexican
8. British Tim Roth
Glad I watched the screener instead of literally paying to watch cvckholdry porn
>CAPTIVATING THE CROWD WITH TALES OF BLACK DICKS IN WHITE MOUTHS
Would you let a man suck your dick even if you are a heterosexual just to humiliate him?
>>63920663
It was alright. Not exactly "memorable" like Tarantino's previous flicks.
>>63924719
no.
that shit's gay.
>Hangover
>Open Netflix
>Oh shit it's that new Tarantino movie
>Make food and get ready to ease the pain by having a movie night
>Turns out I remembered the name wrong
>It's actually fucking 'Ridiculous Six' starring Adam Sandler
>>63924372
There is another one but its pretty short,
>>63924719
a lot of guys, most ex cons, think liking men to suck your dick is a straight thing, and the sucker is the only gay one.
>>63924768
Hmm, alright.
I find myself really annoyed with the whole bounty hunter thing. Just kinda felt like Django rehashed, especially at the beginning.
Bone Tomahawk was better than this garbage
>>63924853
the bounty hunter thing has been a trope for a long time
pretty much every fucking clint eastwood western he's a bounty hunter
>>63924636
>1. Walter Goggins
>2. Kurt Russell
>3. Mexican
>4. Samuel L Jackson
>5. British Tim Roth
>6. Bruce Dern
>7. Michael Masden
>900. Ob
>901 South General
>902-9XX the people in the inn
POWER GAP
>9000000000. Woman
>>63924892
Every single western ever made is about robberies, heists, and bounty hunting.
>>63924892
I get that. But for Quentin to make two of these types of movies in a row is kind of dumb.
>>63924853
Probably his 3 westerns are all black bounty hunter stories.
>>63924899
The woman was fucking awesome.
Popped a boner when she smiled at Samuel as well. So cute for a backwoods hick shedevil
script could have been trimmed massively
seems like it was a first draft
>BIG BLACK JOHNSON
>Channing Tatum
>tarantino narration
>Spics head exploding
F I L M S C H O O L
thanks Tarantino
>>63924959
Wait, there's going to be a third BBC porn cowboy parody?
JUST
The good:
Snow
Samuel
Russel
Sherrif
The bad:
Everything else
Too long, too overexposed, too predictable.
It felt like this movie was Quarantinoto's first attempt at movies.
Pulp Ficition was years ago and was more "advanced" as a film.
For some reason Tarantino announcing a major plot point over narration that happened offscreen felt really stupid to me. Completely took me out of the film.
>>63924691
he did it, the absolute madman!
This one is awfully linear for a tarantino movie. Django was already bad in that department. But this one is worse. There is no point to different parts when everything moves along a snails pace.
that aspect ratio is shit. Most shots are cutting the actors heads off
Why are you guys surprised? The last 2 Tarantula films were mediocre too.
>>63920963
Could be true, the entire second half of the movie is fucking garbage.
Not that it matters either way, even if it was good it would have been absolutely buried by being released during starwars.
>>63925230
i think part of the picture was cropped to block the watermarks.
>>63924691
>filmed in ultra panavision
all of this to show a white guy sucking jackson's dick while the rest of the film took place inside a cabin
would be way better if he did that in Django
>>63923324
Goggins was fucking great, russel was fairly entertaining, samuel was decent, fuck honestly most of the acting was great. It was just a really shitty plot.
Uno farto really shit the bed rewriting the second half.
>>63925309
>Uno farto
Stop calling him that.
THE HATE FELLAT IO
WOW WHAT A MASTERPIECE
AN INSTANT CLASSIC
A TRUE DOCUMENT OF THE CULTURAL POWER OF MODERN DAY AMERICA
This will go down in history as the kind of degenerate art that was created with a nigger in the white house
Something to show your kids after the day of the rope
>>63925309
It wasn't a shitty plot. It was shitty directing. It could have been a fun tension filled movie but instead Tarantino went over the top.
By the time the first half was over I was looking forward to watching this with my dad on Christmas because he loves cowboyshit. I don't even want to go now because he'll think I'm some kind of faggot who loves BBC porn.
After watching h8 and revenant back to back i think i'm pretty niggered out. Fucken tree niggers and cavalry niggers and nigger this nigger that. I can't even watch creed now.
>>63925408
Jackson's delivery and Dern's expression were fucking amazing. The actual blowjob scene ruined it.
>at one point during the film Tim Roth refers to Sam L Jackson as his "nubian friend"
Quentin! I know youre here reading this you massive cuckold
>>63925481
It was all supposed to be what the general was picturing in his mind, i thought it was fairly funny and not that out of place, but i'm not stormfronter either that gets pissed off about everything.
Teeheehee, dingus.
So Tarantino isn't gay? Surprising
Why does chris manix talk like ned flanders?
Is it just me or did some of the dialogue seem entirely too modern?
>>63925623
The only modern seemingly dialogue was from the flash back with mini and zoe bell
>>63925474
>two of the roommates are black girls
>started watching that movie yesterday with speakers on instead of headphones
>realize half way through that 2 out of 3 words in the dialogue were 'nigger'
>>63925659
BIG
>>63925692
>living with black people
>>63925248
>two weeks after Star Wars is "during star wars"
in two weeks the only people still talking about Star Wars will be the same people who checked daily for leaked rumors about the movie 6 months ago.
>>63925706
WALTON
>>63925659
>Serbia
Opinion discarded
>>63924767
>turns out Ridiculous 6 is better than Hateful 8
>>63925831
GOGGINS
>>63925767
absolute nothing wrong living with black folk. My step son is black
>>63925869
KEK
U
C
K
>>63920826
>eradicated
more like enriched. jacksongetting his balls shot off was revenge for the niggers his mom used to fuck, who in turn made lil quent suck their black dingusturns out he wasnt a c͏͏u͏͏c͏͏k this whole time t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m
>>63925869
nice post Quentin
>>63925692
>not getting them to watch it with you
>>63925928
Watching this movie with hipster twitter feminists would be fucking amazing.
>>63925291
I dont get it, are you saying PF or JB are bad? He also got a small part (it was like 2 fucking lines) in kill bill so that doesn't count
Do you think Quentin was hard when he wrote the gay cuck blowjob scene?
>>63925985
>know a twitter/tumblr middle class white girl feminist who thinks everything white folks do now are racist
Maybe I should attempt to be friends with her once more after all these years just so I can get the bitch into Hateful Eight.
>>63925919
It was only a matter of time before he made a cuck themed revenge story.
>>63920663
I enjoyed the screener, and I'll go see it in theatres if there's a 70mm theatre nearbyand even if there isn't
Come fight me
>>63926111
Probably he wrote that part for himself but i like to imagine that Jackson gave him a weird look when he told him so and Quentin was like 'haha dont be gay man its a joke hehe'
>>63926178
how's your wife's son doing?
Adios Juevos
![The.Hateful.Eight.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi_snapshot_02.20.06_[2015.12.21_14.57.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5rNCJfY.jpg "The.Hateful.Eight.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8.avi_snapshot_02.20.06_[2015.12.21_14.57.04].jpg")
BIG
>>63926417
That title didn't make any sense.
Ok... bear with me here.
Is it just me or did tarantino did the same fucking thing again he did in inglorious basterds that he makes the racists and bad guys (this time the general and chris manix) seem a lot nicer than the "good guys"?
Am I missing something here?
While the narriation after BIG BLACK DINGUS is pretty shitty at least its understanable from the theater standpoint.
Apparently theres a 12 minute intermission and because so many chucklefucks have the attention span of a goldfish they have to be reminded of literally everything that they just watched
>>63926437
Report to the Interracial Breeding Grounds for a thorough debreifing
>>63926445
>bear with me
>writes one whole sentence.
>>63926468
>12 minute intermission
OH IT SHOWS QUENTIN
>>63926417
>Black man that hates white folks
>has his nuts shot off slowly bleeding to death while trapped in a room full of whites that want to kill him and his only ally is a Confederate who dislikes blacks
>>63923214
>could have been legitimately terrifying, shocking, and brutal.
Nailed it! I read the leaked script and that's how I envisioned it. Then I finally watch it and what a disappointment -- would've been so much better if Quentin showed the story in images instead of telling the story with dialog and narration.
>>63926445
There are no "good guys". Even Jackson's character, the token black guy, punched the woman and even raped/tortured a guy just for being on the opposing side of the civil war. You weren't supposed to be rooting for anyone, the fun of the movie was just in seeing how it would all play out. It's Tarantino, everyone knew it would end in a bloodbath and it did.
christ how hard is this to understand
>>63923281
the jew investors and producers behind this hyped garbage.
>>63926445
Everyone was a huge cunt besides O.B.
>They talk while riding a stagecoach for 30 mintues
>They talk while in the cabin for over 2 hours
>They shoot each other and they all die
Now you don't have to watch it.
>>63926559
>everyone knew it would end in a bloodbath and it did.
Taranfeeto classic because he doesnt have the capacity to figure out a proper ending
>>63920663
If you guys think Django was a better movie than this you are fucking retarded.
>>63926445
you're mistaking being polite for being nice.
>>63923478
Didya like that line, lad? It made me roll my eyes and yawn. Maybe I'm too old or I've watched too many films to be impressed by yet another twist on the 'how do ya like dem apples' cliche.
>>63926437
white hell refers to being stuck in the snow, doesn't it?
>>63924719
its the ultimate humiliation for hetero men
I mean that and rape are pretty much the most dominant acts that can be done to men
>>63926703
Explain why??
Hateful Eight is basically DJango except 90 percent of the film takes place in one building, plus it doesn't have Christoph Waltz, plus the soundtrack isn't as good, plus the ending isn't as satisfying...
>>63926111
Cucks dont get hard, their assholes get wet
>>63923281
no one really wins
i guess technically samuel l jackson and goggins win but it's left ambiguous if they actually survive
>>63926790
One could argue that the only satisfying ending was all of the characters dying since they were all sort of cunts.
zoe bell was the best part of the movie
>>63920826
Hate fellat (-io)
=
Hateful eight
The ultimate cuck movie
In a way, this movie symbolizes today's white america getting raped by Obama
>>63926881
In some movies Zoe looks manly as all hell but in others she looks cute as all hell.
You know what my problem with this movie is? It's not really the "eight" it's the original 3 vs. 5 bandits. I thought it would be eight characters with interconnected motives.
Why doesn't QT just do a TV show with SLJ, Waltz & Tim Roth? It's clearly his dream.
How did the original ending look like in the leaked script from before he changed it?
the extra 6 minutes of footage for the 70mm release are quentin's black cock sucking fantasy btw
>>63925291
>Four Rooms
>Tarantino movie
pick one
>>63924554
SO COMFY
It was a solid 8/10, would've been 9/10 it was 10-15 minutes shorter (I'd cut from either pre-poisoning timing or the ending)
The whole morning part was great.
>>63927041
someone needs to make a video of all the times nigger is said
>>63927047
I think what made it comfy was that, excluding the first 40 minutes or so, it all takes place in pretty much one room. So you practically feel like you're there with the characters the whole time and it's very engaging, as opposed to his other films where it jumps around different locations constantly.
Is it true this movie has a black guy forcing a white guy to suck his black cock?
![capital_one_jules_winnfield_by_brandtk-d6tajeq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fcm6bLQ.jpg "capital_one_jules_winnfield_by_brandtk-d6tajeq[1].jpg")
>>63925481
>Jackson's delivery
> fucking amazing
Nice try, Capitol One Quicksilver credit card.
inb4 whuz in yo wallet, cracka!
>>63927221
Yes. He goes in to detail about him licking it too.
>>63927254
It could have been worse, Quinten could have added in swallowing followed by a cutback to the guy gulping on Sams dingus
![Book+Mormon+Press+Night+Arrivals+e1z1d_6dd3ll[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xZL2XbB.jpg "Book+Mormon+Press+Night+Arrivals+e1z1d_6dd3ll[1].jpg")
>>63925869
Trey Parker, is that you?
>>63927295
That's the extra footage for the Roadshow.
The Mexican's way of talking had me in stiches every time he opened his mouth. There have been many Mexican roles in Hollywood, but I feel this Algerian actor took the portrayal of Mexicans to a new level of realism. He was literally shout-roaring through his nose.
>>63927221
I think if it was animated he could have shown it all in gruesome detail, the white guy could have tears all in his eyes, the giant veiny throbbing black dingus ramming into his mouth so hard teeth start snapping off, saliva spewing everywhere.
D-Does the cutie make it?
Does Goggins die?How?
>>63926499
Well. I didn't write any memes into it. I figured it's hard to catch people's attention unless it's a meme or some other fad of the day bullshit to grab everyone's attention.
>>63920663
does ecstasy of gold play in the movie?
/tv/edditors are going to hate this movie because it's 90% dialogue and only 10% le epic grindhouse action
>>63927881
I don't believe you.
But awesome.
>>63928025
It's left ambiguous but he's 100% the last person alive and the lost shot of the movie.
>rely on shock value and faggot dialogue in every film
>muh genius totinos
His shit is fun to watch a couple times then into the trash it goes. He'll never come close to topping pulp fiction and he knows it. Bojangles was dogshit and this will be the same.
>"You've got no idea what it's like being a black man facing down America. The only time black folks is safe is when white folks is disarmed."
What did he mean by this?
>>63927986
That's every fucking shitintino movie. Hope you like drawn out dialogue that has nothing to do with the plot and gives only the slightest hint of character motivation.
>>63926790
Django was just a wildly inconsistent revenge fantasy with a schizophrenic soundtrack. 8 suffered from some issues with editing but was much more neatly packaged and much more focused. I wouldn't say 8 was better by much, but it was definitely a better film than Django. Django was clearly just Tarantino jizzing all over the screen with
>AND THEN THIS HAPPENS AND THEN THIS HAPPENS AND THEN THIS HAPPENS
>>63928187
he needs to team up with roger avery again
>>63927009
>no Abraham Lincoln letter.
>Bob isn't Mexican, he's French
>Tim Roth shot in the stomach by Jackson but still alive at the end, his fate remains unknown (just like in Reservoir Dogs).
>Jackson got his nuts shot off by Jody in the very last few minutes. He drops to all four, Jody puts 3 more shots in Jackson, who remains alive.
>Jody never leaves the basement, he and Chris shoot each other back and forth through the floorboards. Jody is killed.
>Domergue never cuts off Kurt Russel's arm, she just drags his body across the floor to wounded Tim Roth, grabs his gun and she shoots Jackson 3 more times, finally killing him.
>Chris then rifles Domergue, killing her. Unlike film, she is never hung.
>Ending = Chris is fatally wounded, wraps himself in fur and lies on the bed dying while Tim Roth rolls around the floor moaning in agony.
>>63928025
he probably died
he was bleeding out, even fainted from it
and who knows when someone would get to that cabin
>>63927962
I didn't hear it, could be in the end credits, I closed it as soon as they hit.
>>63928249
Except most of the dialogue in The Hateful Eight was centered around the civil war, creating tension between the people from the north and from the south.
Do you not even listen to dialogue when you watch movies?
>>63928269
I haven't seen it since it came out but I loved Django Unchained. The action sequences were some of the most fun I've seen in any movie since the 1980s, and both of the leads were fantastic. I'm always surprised when people on /tv/ seem to hate it so much.
>>63928329
I haven't seen this, mostly relating to the extended shit spewed in other Tarantino movies. Less can be more and Tarantino is obsessed with his characters being witty and irreverent
>>63920826
its 9 people that are trapped in the room together
>chained lady
>russel
>madsen
>not christopher waltz
>the mexican
>the sheriff
>old fart
>the carriage driver
these 8 hate the ninth guy
>the nigger
YOU GOTTA KICK IT OPEN
>>63923281
WHOS NEXT
Honestly surprised how much of the Django crew was brought back for this. I expected Jamie Foxx to show up at some point, or to be mentioned by Samuel.
>>63928512
kek
I hated Django Unchained but lovedpretty much every other Tarantino movie, especially Inglorious Basterdsand liked this one
>>63927446
I thought Bob the Mexican was extremely low energy
>>63928213
I wonder if black crime rates were the same back then as they are today, relatively speaking.
>>63928404
I don't hate Django. I just recognize that Tarantino wasn't really trying to make anything remotely artistic with it. It was just him having unadulterated fun with blaxplotation. 8 isn't high art, but he definitely had a focused vision.
>>63927492
Found the jew
>>63928640
How come Jews are so good at spotting each other?
>>63928581
It's spelled Inglourious now
>>63920826
Poor driver didn't hate anybody, he was just stuck with all these shitters in the cabin.
So what's the plot of the movie?
>>63929021
The Thing but with bandits or whatever they were instead of an alien.
I thought it was his 3rd best film tbqh
Why did Minnie treat the Mexican like everyone else if she supposedly hated mexicans?
>>63929021
Bounty hunter takes his bounty to a store on the way to a town where he'll collect. Blizzard forces them to stay in the store until it passes. One of the people in the store is there to spring the bounty free. The movie is an hour too long.
