If you ever ordered this in a movie theatre, you should literally kill yourself
>>63920469
I agree. Much more cost-effective to bring your own bag of chips and just order a cup of nacho cheese from the concession.
>>63920689
How do you sneak it in? How do you open it in the theater without alerting everyone?
>>63920469
I agree. You should never pour nacho cheez over the chips directly. Makes them soggy and floppy.
>>63920689
This is correct. They have micro tostito bags, and just ask for at least 2 or 3 nacho cheez cups
>>63920739
>not wearing your trench coat to the cinema
>>63920739
>sneak it in
Why would you need to sneak it in? I literally show up with a backpack to almost every movie I go and nobody cares
Or is this one of those american freedom things
>>63920469
>literally kill yourself
looks like they're way ahead of you if they're eating that shit
just take a kebab, goat cinema food
>>63920739
I used to sneak in 2 california burritos in my cargo shorts and a 2 liter of Faygo up my ass.
But my Falcon likes them.
>>63920469
looks tasty
>silence your cell phones!
>Please, turn off your cell phones
>repeat ad nauseum
>no complaints about the stenchridden fatfuck smacking his gums on chips and salsa or popcorn and soda
Go fuck yourself. I'm neither and both should be terms for ejection.
>>63920739
1.you sneak it in your gfs handbag like a normal person
2.you don't give a shit
>>63920469
>go to America on vacation
>go to a movie theater one night
>you can literally buy Cheeseburgers, Hot Dogs and Fries at the concession stand and eat it in the theater
was a weird but great experience
>>63920469
>kill yourself
>implying I shouldn't literally prolong my life
>>63921010
>VIP theatre
>you can take fucking champagne in for free ("free")
Shame they only show dubbed movies
>>63920984
>1.you sneak it in your gfs handbag like a normal person
>gfs
Y-you too, anon.
>>63921010
I glad you enjoyed freedom for once in your life
Why do slavs put pickles on everything?
>>63920469
Me? I'd order crab legs.
>>63920810
Regal theaters around me now check backpacks. Have to agree to a search before they let you in
>>63920739
Well if you have a girl, you can just chuck the food in her bag.
>>63920984
> gf
Lol what are you? A fag?
>would you like some butter on your popcorn?
>>63921269
>butter
is this a meme or real life
>People who eat food in a theater.
Only acceptable food is popcorn, If you buy theater pizza, you deserve death.
This family sat in front of me during a film with two pizzas and plates and had a fucking pizza party during the movie
>>63921269
>butter
>not olive oil
Fucking America.
>>63921269
No kind sir, I am paying 8 dollars for this medium popcorn, I want you to cover the freshly popped kernels in real butter right after they pop, not just some little juice sprinkled on top. No no, no need to hurry, I can wait
Why do you guys need to eat during a movie so bad?
>>63921349
>theater pizza
no seriously am i being rused
do you actually have pizza and butter in american theatres
>>63921180
Fuck that and fuck them.
These fake shootings are a fucking joke.
Any time you hear a shooting or bombing in America, just treat it as another ploy to take "freedoms" or make new legislature that "protects you for your safety".
I tried going to Regal and they were booked. Went to Carmike and they had plenty of showings.
>>63921415
Yes
http://www.marcustheatres.com/amenities/theatre-dining/big-screen-bistro-express
>>63921435
>muh freedom to smuggle in kitkats to the movie
>>63921480
>whole gimmick is being a restaurant cinema
>complain they serve food
>>63920739
>How do you open it in the theater without alerting everyone?
is this a joke buddy. no one fucking cares
also be sure to leave your smuggled wrappers on the floor as a fuck you to the cleaning staff
>>63920881
>cargo shorts
>burritos
>faygo
I'm laughing so hard right now because this is too specific to not be true
>>63921490
>implying that's not a basic human right
Back to Iran, faggot.
>>63921525
>Whole gimmick
>trying to tell me the gimmick of my theater
lmao
>>63920469
>"here is your small popcorn and a diet pepsi, that will be 49,99$ my good sir"
>buying shit at a cinema
>EVER
>>63920881
>2 liter of Faygo up my ass.
I remember when I used to be able to do this but then it fell out in the showers and I ended up with a warning. I just play it safe now and if I have to have a soda I where a shirt soaked in Dr. Pepper and wring it out into a free ice cup.
>>63921480
that doesn't seem bad. pretty interesting actually. but the sound of people eating must be unbearable
>>63921553
>stealing is a human right
Nigs gonna nog
food is easy to smuggle. I have a harder time with liquids. anyone have experience with those camel backpacks? could you hide one under your shirt? maybe just bring a bunch of Capri Suns
>>63921645
I bet you think piracy is theft as well.
>>63921647
I can fit a 0,5 coke bottle in my vagina, that lasts me the whole movie
>>63920469
>not putting dorritoes in small plastic bags and hiding them in your pants and under your shit
>2015
fucking plebs
>>63921619
Only had one experience with people eating food. It's not that bad but I don't understand people who buy overpriced cheap shit at a theater.
>>63921647
Put it in your jean pockets m8. Or get a big coat and stuff the pockets
>>63921647
See >>63921605.
>>63921619
Are you kidding? Do you chew and talk with your mouth open like a retard? Hiw is eating loud?
>>63921672
It literally is
>>63921707
Have you ever seen people eat in a public place?
>>63921692
talk about male privilege...
>>63921703
I don't own any Jinco jeans
why can't you not eat for a few hours?
if you've spent silly money on a cinema ticket, why not go the full monty and buy cinema snacks too?
>>63921605
Your theater doesn't check to make sure anyone with breasts is wearing a bra?
I used to order nachos at movie theaters all the time
usually I'd finish them before the movie trailers ended
>>63921744
>jinco
>i
Confirmed for not down with the clown
>>63921737
The only "loud" thing about eating in a public place is the talking and the silverware clanging togethet, neither of which is an issue at a theater. So again, do you intentionally chew with your mouth open, smacking your lips as hard as you can with each bite or something?
>you should literally kill yourself
If you eat shit like this on a regular basis then you already are
>>63921732
>not trying to cuck everyone on an emotional, psychological, physical, sexual and financial level
>>63920739
>not hiding it in your manbag
>>63921990
I always carry a bag around, so people think I'm going somewhere with a purpose, not just loitering
People eating and talking during movies are the reason I never go to the cinema anymore...
I made an exception for Starwars and some bitch reeking of cheap perfurm kept eating fucking candies and some sick dude spent the whole movie coughing his lungs...
>>63921829
Theater tickets are getting expensive where I live, a matinee is close to forty dollars, and you could easily break a hundred if you get snacks.
>>63922149
I'm sure they were just as offended by your musty basement + spaghetti stench.
lol put a burrito, water and candy in your pocket.
Thankfully, my theater is in a mall, so there's a dollar store for me to get my concessions.
>>63922203
I don't think so. I'm not a piece of shit like you. I wouldn't go to the cinema if I know I'm sick, I do shower everyday and before going out, I do not use perfum and certainly don't go in the cinema to eat but actually watch a movie.
http://www.cineplex.com/Theatres/VIP
>not taking your bae to the VIP theatre
Are you even TRYNA get laid, baka
>searching people's stuff at the theatre to prevent them from bringing in outside food
>freedom
Pick one burgers
>>63922149
If you went to the movies you would neither ever happens, especially not if you see something after Monday
>>63921180
America fuck yeah. You can't make this shit up.
>>63922292
There's no way they don't have a no singles policy.
>>63920739
Just carry a backpack like I do.
Plus, I'm black, so they wouldn't dare search me
>>63922292
>you have to pay for food
My third world shithole has free foods and drinks in vip including alcohol
>>63922335
Holy shit they do that in burgerstand?
I live in Denmark and whenever i go to give the ticket guy my ticket i'm holding a plastic bag filled with stuff i bought at the store next to the cinema.
>go to the movie theater
>see people
>>63922335
A property owner is free to demand to search a visitor's shit as a condition of entering the property.
>Search people
Please tell me this is a meme like the showers, no singles etc..
Don't tell me they actually search your backpack, purse, or jackets. I refuse to believe this, this is beyond retarded.
Who rummage through garbage to find an empty popcorn bucket and soda cup to get free refills here?
>>63922385
I live in Germany, if you're black, they don't care.
If you're white, they think you have a gun
>>63922435
corporate shill please go
>>63922488
>tfw I always enter the theater super early before the clean up crew finishes and I look for chocolate candy bar scraps and lick the insides clean
the cinema cant rip me off, I practically get everything for free
>>63922435
Do they also wish you 'good luck' after seeing your papers too?
>attend cinema
>wearing avengers tee and cargo shorts with captain america backpack
>get stopped at backpack checkpoint
>soda alarm goes off, my rootbeer bottles are confiscated
How do I beat the system?
>>63920469
anon you triggered me
when I was quite young, my school took everyone to see the films, and this shitskin twat who I always hated (and I think he was gay) was sat next to me, and he had these smelly nachos and cheese dip thing
and the fucking twat knocked it over and covered my coat with shitty cheese stuff
>>63922707
Sorry you were triggered anon. Just think, he's probably fucking your highschool sweetheart right now
>>63922707
that's you get for being british
fuck off
>>63922593
>muslim cop pulls me over
>Sorry lad, we have to check every white driver due to the new School Shooting Act
>looks at my license
>can see his eyes reach 'penis girth'
>starts laughing like a madman
>Eyy yo Bubba come over here, you gotta see this shieet
>Haah mofuggin honkey yoo man dood holla holla woop woop
>they notice my girlfriend sitting next to me
>Miss if he ever cant please ya, you know what number to call
>as we drive away I can hear them laughing and making buttsex imitating hand gestures
>>63922758
na he was definitely gay and I didn't like any of the guys at my school
>>63922864
If it rs you feel better, they didnt like you either
>>63922354
I don't know what you're trying to say mate.
>>63921180
I work at a regal theatre and they honestly don't give a fuck. They're looking for any illegal paraphernalia, and don't really care about what food you bring in. That being said, I don't know if all theatres are the same (they probably aren't), so I'd test the waters with something small first.
>>63922408
This is what happens when you value the freedom of businesses more than the freedom of individual human beings.
>not ordering the squid combo
>>63922878
course not anon, he was gay
>>63922996
that hotdog looks extremely good
>>63922477
It's a precaution, their logic is that the small number of customers they'll turn away outweigh the risk of profits lost orshootings
>>63922996
>sprig of rosemary with the nachos
i love when they try to be american
>>63922996
>making fun of dried squid
That shit is delicious you uncultured fuck
>>63923037
They always do on the pictures.
>>63921180
well what the fuck are you bringing a backpack for? it's 2-3hrs max in there, i wouldn't search backpacks i'd just ban them ezpz
>>63920469
I walked in with a bag of chips and a coffee in my hand. What are you doing in America? Policing people's snaking habits?
>>63923177
yeah but this one is exceptional
>>63923224
Well if you yell at someone in Europe they will either sue you or stab you depending how east you are, I wouldnt risk it
>>63923224
This is what happens when you promise to protect other countries militarily America. They get liberal and allow this type of shitty behavior.
Meanwhile you have to literally squeeze every ounce of value out of everything.
>>63920739
I usually hide shit under my cape
>>63920469
I order nachos with chesse(but without the sauce), popcorn and a coke.
But I usually go with someone to the movie theater, when I go alone I just order a coke.
>>63923854
>hate coke, prefer Kinley Tonic
>don't want to be "that guy", so I just ask for coke
>>63923923
Sounds harsh man, when you feel confident enough just ask for the kinley or just buy water instead of coke?
>>63920739
>How do you sneak it in?
You can literally walk past any usher in any theater in america and i guarantee they won't give a fuck. they make minimum wage and are in high school, they arent the fucking SS
>>63923987
>they arent the fucking SS
They've got the showers down
>>63920739
1. Wear jacket with decently sized pockets
2. Put food in pockets
3. Walk into theater
That was hard.
>>63922996
>>63923037
Lol I just saw TFA in a Korean theater tonight and had a hot dog there, wasnt bad except for the sort of in between honey/regular mustard. Fucking goreans sometimes youll get a hot dog and the mustar will be straight up honey mustard. I also had nachos.
I usually don't eat at the theater but I hadnt had dinner and didn't have time to eat somewhere else so I dealed with it.
>>63924441
>>63922996
>>63923037
Oh and I should mention there were more singles than couples or groups at the Korean theater.
/tv/ should move here.
>>63920739
wrap tinfoil around the bag so it doesn't set off the food detectors.
You can also carry mint leaf around in your backpack to fool the sniffer dogs.
>>63924499
they can catch a hefty fine for not implementing a NSP. better not snitch them out to the FCC
>>63921123
Fatty detected
I always bring water to the theater. Just that. Retards who can't sit still and watch the movie without stuffing their face for two hours should be gassed. And fuck off I'm not gonna buy your 10 dollar vitamin water you jew fucks.
>>63925168
chill out dude, I usually sneak a bag of chips and a small can of soda
>>63925168
If you are so poor you cant afford popcorn, you shouldnt even be allowed in the theatre
>>63925339
Richer than you'll ever hope to be, faggot. I don't need to stuff with my face with shit just because I can't sit still for two hours. Popcorn is shit tier bottom of the barrel food and sign of a poor fag to begin with, cunt.
>>63921707
>silent scene to build suspense
>guy being you crunches several nachos
>>63922864
>Trying so hard to secretly reveal you're a girl while simultaneously not making any fucking sense
>Giving into the confectionary Jew
>>63925853
what's so tough to understand? he could be gay
>>63920739
Just put it in one of your ammo pouches and use the sound of fully automatic gunfire to disguise the sound of opening it.
>>63926332
Sorry, Nigel, I don't own an assault rifle. Just your typical AR and a few pistols.
>>63926269
you are my woman now
>go to see star wars last friday
>10/10 girl in front of me pulls out fucking corn on cob and eats it during the trailers
>>63920469
fuck you I eat what I want
UK cinemas don't sell food/drink on the premises, you just buy your ticket and sit down and watch the movie.
Different culture here, I suppose.
>he doesn't smuggle a jar of jalapenos into the kino
>>63927688
After bowing towards Mecca, of course.
>>63927688
Who you trying to fool bruv?
>>63927688
>UK cinemas don't sell food/drink on the premises, you just buy your ticket and sit down and watch the movie.
Yes they do sell food you dumb fuck.
>>63920739
Have large coat with many pockets
Fill pockets with chips
Fill remaining pockets with cheese/salsa
easy
>>63920469
>autistic chubby neckbeard sitting beside me keeps checking his phone throughout the Force Awakens
>On the 4th or 5th time I completely turn my head and stare at him
>He whispers "sorry" and puts his phone away
>I keep staring at him like I fucking hate him
>I can see him nervously trying to ignore me by watching the picture but I know he can see me in the corner of his eyes
>I keep starring at him with hate in my mind, so I can let off an intimidating vibe
>After a few seconds he looks back at me and says "what?"
>I don't say anything, just keep starring
>"What??" He says
>I remain angry and stare
>He gives me an uncomfortable look and stares at the screen again
>I revert back to the screen to finish the film
I just avoid eating or drinking anything in the theater mainly cause for whatever reason I have the bladder of a little girl and have to piss all the time and I don't want to miss anything.
>>63928007
Fucking James Bond doing God's work.
>>63921010
woooahh... so this is freedom
>>63922149
what about the american clapping?
>>63928003
>posting 404 girl in a thread with 100+ posts
>>63920739
you put it in your gf's bag.
Also, who the shit would say anything, I'd just kick their ass.
>>63928007
>"What??"
I d-drive
>>63927688
What fucking cinemas do you go to
The independent one that has new releases for £3.50 a ticket serves popcorn and sweets, and the Odeon does ice cream, hot dogs, nachos ect
>>63920739
>going to see new star wars movie
>decide to bring my own snacks
>hide them in my pants and under my jacket
>pass through the metal detector
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>"Sir, i'm going to need you to step over there."
>metal buttons on pants must have set off the metal detector
>they start patting me down and find food and drinks
Kicked me out of the movie theater and banned. No refund on my ticket either. Such is life in america.
>>63921415
I think the pizza is a relatively recent development, but nachos have been there a while.
Oh, and it's not butter. It's the partially hydrogenated sodium chloride based golden oil that you get from clearing a grease trap.
Is this really American thing? Absolutely disgusting.
>>63921269
>mfw britbong living in texas and there's no sweet popcorn at American cinemas
>>63920739
>went to theater w/ backpack
>contained a bag of burgers and 12 pack of beer
>get searched at the entrance by MIB looking fucks
>see's bag of burgers, overlooks the beer
>just make sure to throw your trash away son
>yes sir
>busting open cans through 2 1/2 movies w/ my bro
>see a bud from work, throw him a brew and also one for his underage bro
>mfw
I'm pretty sure it was after a school shooting so theaters inspected bags for a week or two.
Only cinema worth attending are independent ones. Chain/big screen ones are filled with plebs on phones/eating/talking
>>63920469
>ctrl f falcon
>1 of 1
I'm ok with this
