>Finn: We'll figure it out..we'll use the force!
>Han: That's not how the force works!
>*thunderous laughter and applause*
>Chewie: *moans*
>Han: You're cold!?
>*people jumping out of their seats screaming and dancing and celebrating*
I fucking hate being american.
>>63919912
I wish my theater was this fun. If you react during a screening in my country you get escorted off the premises.
>>63919912
Why can't americucks act civilised?
>>63919912
>*people jumping out of their seats screaming and dancing and celebrating*
I chose not to believe this
>>63920002
russia, right ?
>>63920119
It's true... all of it!
>>63920002
Fucking good
That is how it should be
>>63919912
>Han: That's not how the force works!
I actually chuckled a little during this scene
Can someone shoop a star wars scene here?
>>63920173
Why are you faggots trying this hard to hate this movie?
You've tried to discredit this movie with any detail you can find, from Boyega's childhood to C3PO's red arm. Every time you do you end up looking like a bunch of idiots. There's autism, and then there's /tv/.
Just admit that your memes and racist fearmongering was misplaced and accept it was an alright movie. Being le contrarian over inconsequential shit makes you all look fucking retarded.
>>63920320
This is not a SW thread, fuck off
>yuropoors will never have fun at a cinema
>>63919912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcC-RPq388g
jfc
fucking americans. what the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>63919912
>implying that wasn't the funniest scene in the whole movie
>>63920090
Being juvenile and immature is celebrated here.
>>63920320
But I liked punished 3po
>>63920320
lmao fuck off disney shill
>>63921144
>they actuallly cheer and clap at the screen
i want the earth to fly into the sun
Whooping, clapping and saying words out loud should be banned
Laughing and gasping is fine
>>63921205
are you fucking kidding me? The moment that scene happened, I was literally shaking in my seat whispering to myself "this is reddit....this is meme....this is faggotry....JJ is such a fucking hack"
>>63920002
>Clearly an American posting.
>>63921413
this movie is the event of the decade, perhaps the century. Everywhere you go, on the streets, the marketplace, buses, the internet. Every single person knows that this is it, the peak of pop culture. People even knew it was the movie of OUR generation before it hit theaters! But fedora lords want to pee on the parade, why? don't you want to be part of the celebration? this is the most important movie, the biggest human event ever until the next Star Wars movie comes out but you want to escape it for some reason. Just grab one of your double dildoos and make lightsabres noises while swinging it around until you feel the hype, and then you can join us :)
>>63921144
>TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU FUCKING MORAN
9/11
>>63921144
Unlike Europeans we dont get sent to gulags just for expressing our happiness
>>63921144
hahahaha fuck I thought this was just a meme
don't tell me the airplane clapping is real too?
TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU FUCKING MORON
>>63920119
Happened at my theatre too. A Mexican family even brought in a piñata and everyone joined in taking turns hitting it during the celebration.
>>63921714
>this movie is the event of the decade, perhaps the century.
there are wars, slavery, death, famine, plague, conquest, and destruction all ongoing right this second but this is a more important event
kill yourself you glassy eyed slackjawed faggot
>>63921144
>americans
>>63921144
>americans
>>63920310
What is this?
>that scene where finn takes out the remote obi-wan used to train luke
>that scene where finn trips over the table on the millennium falcon and accidentaly activates the holographic monster chess game
>>63920320
Soulless cash grab defended by shills.
Right, thanks for your mislabeled startrek movie but you can have it back asshole.
>>63921923
what do you do about them, if you care so much?
>>63921714
>People even knew it was the movie of OUR generation before it hit theaters!
millenial pleb detected
>>63921537
>implying you weren't going to run home to /tv/ and start posting this meme everywhere like the TRAITOR meme
>>63922003
Former was fine
The latter was obnoxious, but not as bad as the fucking Kessel run bullshit
Fucking European idiots, Americans don't actually do this.
>>63922057
TR-8R, get it right
>>63921714
>Event of the decade
>Overhyping a decent at best movie
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a prime example of "le geeky culture xD" posers who don't have worthwhile hobbies other than jump on bandwaggons.
>"My new Millenium Falcon came with Windows 7."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63922148
>"It's much more user-friendly than a New Hope Millennium Falcon"
>>63922172
OP over-exaggerates it.
I live in Idaho and they didn't do this. There was silence as the movie started and there was obviously laughing at the humorous parts but nothing as terribly cringey as OP described.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvwxLjpouGE
DESIGNATED
>>63922265
>indian movie theatre
imagine the fucking smell
>>63922225
>nothing as terribly cringey as OP described.
The video is cringey as fuck man.
>>63921144
>16 hour marathon
Wait. They watched the same movie for 16 hours and still scream and clap like that? Wow, they must be real nerds xD
>>63922265
I don't even get it? Are they trolling or do they really like guys on motorcycles?
Sucks to be Amerifat I guess.
ANYONE have the link to the luke skywalker scene theater reactions?
i remember links to short clips of the movie out and there was reactions.
>>63922265
/r/equesting star war intro edit into that video
>>63922283
>Live in Brampton
>Biggest movie theatre(Silvercity) has dedicated movie auditoriums for Indian movie
>taking a dump in the bathroom
>can hear the loud as fuck Indian music through the walls
>>63919912
Then leave faggot
>>63921842
A 4chan meme is NEVER just a meme, and particularly /pol/ is always right.
>>63921144
fucking hell man...
>americans
>>63921144
To be fair, as the title says this came after a 16 hour marathon of all six previous films. You wouldn't go to that unless you were already hype as fuck.
And FYI, you clap at the end of a flight because they just took a plane. (That you are in) and landed it from midair going 500 mph, and no one fuckin dies. So you clap and show a little gratitude.
Or you can be a European, act like you have 0 emotion, while your countries and cultures are dissolved as you become nothing more than an antiquated punchline in cartoons
Wish I could go back and let me grandpa know saving Europe was a mistake
>>63922812
>americlaps
>>63922588
lel, I live in Mississauga a lot of curries and asians here.
Only I've ever seen of Brampton is when my GO bus stops at Bramalea station on its way to Meadowvale.
It gave me a real gross feeling, even when there isn't any trash on the ground and the sun is shining, it still feels dirty. Is it really that bad?
>>63922812
>americlaps
>Finn: I'm a big deal
>>63922812
>american talking about culture
HA
>american actually defending clapping at the theatres
you people are really retarded. you can't even move past your archaic measuring systems
>>63919912
I went this morning and the whole theater was silent other than some people attempting to clap in the beginning but when no one else clapped with them they stopped.
The theater was mostly people old people, and people who took the day off work so they all seemed tired as fuck.
>>63922882
You silly, silly Yuropoor.
>>63921144
HAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
LOOK AT ALL THESE AMERICANS
OH WOW
ALL THAT CRAP THEY'RE SHOUTING; YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>63921992
Niggers nigging.
>>63921787
>>63921144
>>63922265
>from like 1:05 on
I can't take it
I'm dying of laughter right now
Finn was the worst part of the movie
I hope they remove him
>>63922265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvtxQmHudo
>>63922882
Some anon enlightened me the usefulness of a duodecimal system. It makes sense once you read it and stop being an ignorant retard.
>>63922882
>talking about 'lack of American culture'
>on a board/website utterly dominated by American culture
>posts a retarded measurement meme from Facebook
Europeans ftw
>>63922994
no bullshitting, I looked at the exits from time to time to make sure some shooter doesnt come in while watching SW
>be me
>be tourist in the USA
>go to cinema, want to see TFA
>am told that I am not allowed to see a movie all by myself as a single
>forced to buy second ticket for a random hobo I found nearby, bring him with me
>buy some popcorn before entering theatre
>"that'll be $9.99 plus tip"
>pay up, go in
>have to climb over all the fat people in scooters
>finally reach my seat
>the classic Star Wars text scrolling intro begins
>loud whistles and clapping in the room
>everyone claps whenever something happens
>Han and Chewie appear a bit later
>clapping becomes so loud my ears are almost bursting
>he says "Chewie... we're home"
>everyone else stands up, I see tears in the eyes of the people next to me
>they clap wildly and shout "USA! USA! USA!"
>one guy claps so hard he breaks his arm
>suddenly hear gunshots
>some kid in a jar jar costume came in from behind with a shotgun and has started gunning down people in the audience
>panic breaks out
>some people are not sure whether to run away or whether to clap and applaud
>I try to make a run for it, but some fatso on a scooter runs me over and I fall down
>get hit by the shooter
>am dying as I type thi
>>63921842
M8 the last time I took the plane to America the Delta safety video was full of memes, and people in the plane were laughing and clapping
I'm not joking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vttuonfu2BM
I was about to get a job there but this made me realize I didn't want to live in a country of manchildren.
>>63919912
laughed so hard just now
>>63922265
Am I the only one who loves shit like this?
I'm not saying I'd like it if I was paying $10+ dollars to see a new movie. But in other situations its fun to be a part of it.
There's a small local theater I go to that plays pretty much anything. Movies that're old, corny, good, bad, short, long, etc. It's always so fun when everyone starts ripping apart the performance. throwing popcorn at the screen, booing, and cheering.
>>63923078
this shithole is a beacon of american culture? you're proud of that?
top kek m8
>>63922926
don't be silly, americuck
>>63921842
Americunt here, I'm not pleased to say that on every flight I've been on, more than one person has clapped upon landing.
>>63923076
>trust me I read it on a chinese forum, you just have to believe me this system is good!
kek you americans
>>63923143
>shit that never happened
>>63923269
Yes yes, good goy, believe somejewishanons about ajewishmeasure system.
>>63923333
are you american by any chance
>>63921144
Maybe it's because I'm extremely apathetic but I don't mind a little clapping here and there or laughter at something coming that happened on screen. As long as it's over quickly and doesn't interfere with me hearing the movie I'm OK with it. What's wrong with people showing a little appreciation?
Also, I don't clap out cheer myself though.
>>63920320
It was A New Hope again. I was going in prepared to hate it because they burned the EU to make this fucking movie. I was hoping to be disappointed and be blown away.
I was fucking pissed. This movie was more shit then I was thinking it would be. Rey is the hotness and I like having a female Jedi but holy shit, they could have made ANY other story from the EU and just had Daisy play Jaina or something.
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>63923143
>went on a business trip to America
>at the airport people were clapping at their luggage
>I asked "Why are they clapping?" Gentleman responded "To get our luggage faster"
>Got my luggage went out to get a taxi
>People waiting are clapping so hard
>I tried getting a taxi by calling it but no avail
>Noticed people clapping are getting taxis.
>Started clapping too, this taxi raced his way to me
>Asked the driver to take me to the hotel
>At the hotel I tried to pay the driver in cents of course
>Driver says "I'm sorry sir we don't accept those things in here, we only accept claps"
>Confused, I tried clapping slowly
>Drivers face slowly turned into a smile
>As I clapped faster he became happier
>Mfw I gave him about 350 claps before he said I could go.
>Watched Star Wars later at night
>People buying tickets are paying with claps
>not this shit again, I proceeded to clap just so I could watch
>Inside people are clapping at the intro crawl
>some white kid went it later and started shooting
>I wanted to get out but the man besides me said to just continue clapping as this was a normal occurence in america
>he got shot later but his body was still clapping
>police came in after 30 minutes, watched the rest of the movie, clapped and took the shooter with them
>>63923504
Jaina would have been so much better than Rey. Holy fuck why didn't they just use the Jacen and Jaina story? Oh ya, because Disney wants to make their "own" thing. Fuck you Disney
>live in america
>go to theater
>sit down about ten minutes before the movie starts
>previews
>wait
>no
>it's the trailer for zootopia
>le funny sloth meme moment
>NO
>GET ME OUT
>audience bursts into laughter
>consider cutting off my ears
>laughter only gets louder
>SLOTH INTENSIFIES.webm
>HELP ME
>I'M SCREAMING
>audience members are in tears
>one guy clapping at the end of the trailer
>walk out until previews are done
>>63922265
this looks pretty fun desu
>>63923197
Beacon?
It's full if topics that are American, if your so proud of your country, say it....say what you are
Face it fag, America and our central bank owns your ass. Your only outlet is crying on the internet.
Oh btw, your welcome for Obama
>>63921144
Saw it last night, wasnt that bad. No one clapped at the start, or the ending, but at least 5 claps when old characters came on screen.
I wanted to fucking stab everyone.
>>63923563
>he got shot later but his body was still clapping
I smiled in amusement f a m
>>63923686
German here
No one ever clapped at anything, but what got a few audible laughs was
>zootopia trailer
>millennium falcon appearing got "ohhh!s" and shit
>han solo appearing, same
>bb-8 thumbs up got laughs
>two troopers doing a 180 and going away when kylo had a rage fit got laughs
that's it
zootopia is such shit though why would anyone laugh at that god dammit
>>63922882
>"""""""""""""metric""""""""""""" ton
>>63923686
Was pretty funny tbqh famalam
>>63921144
Fucking lol'd.
Does this shit happen anywhere outside USA?
>Be american
>loved star wars since I was a kid
>Married now
>I want my wife's son to have the same experience as mine
>But he's not into movies
>I try to trick him
>"Hey Chadling, wouldn't you like to see that movie where the blackg guy gets that qt girl is space"
>Chadling gets excited and wants to go now
>Watching the movie
>Chadling is impatience
>"When will dis bitch get da bbc, senpai?"
>It never happens as you already know
>Little Chadling is in tears
>The tantrum goes on til we arrive home
>His dad for some reason is in my house with my wife
>Chadling tellls his dad what happened and that I made him cry
>His dad beats me up
>Now I being sued by violence against a child because I made him cry
>My wife said that we won't have sex for a year because of this
>Star wars ruined my childhood by turning me into a nerd
>Now it ruined my adulthood
Adam Driver might be a great guy, and he seems pretty chill in interviews, so it pains me to say this; his face just screams ''punch me.''
I was utterly delighted when he got BTFO. I hope he continues to get BTFO for three movies and his boipussy gets rended in the 3rd.
>>63922338
What an idiot
>>63922265
>those flashing colors
what the fuck
>>63923078
>saying this on a chinese cartoon image board
I cant even into
>>63923162
Just kill me now.
>>63922265
is this real life?
>>63922812
Holy fuck is this pasta?
>>63921144
New Zealand here, no-one clapped though out the whole thing, and the laughing was only sensible chuckles during actual funny shit like C-3PO and millennium falcon reveals .Only the handful of kids sitting in the front laughed at BB-8's thumbs up
10/10 experience
>>63924746
The way it should be, the way it is (in the civilised world.)
>>63922225
I wish that were true everywhere. At my theater people actually did that kind of stuff. Cheering and yelling when all the old characters made their debut, taking pictures when the opening crawl began, loud laughter at all the jokes, etc.
>character says quip
>dead fucking silence
why do yurosemens hate fun?
>>63921144
Do americans throw their feces at each other too?
>>63925024
What is this yank meme?
>quietly enjoying and concentrating on the movie
>not having fun
basically implies that american's have to declare they are having fun out loud in order to prove a point?
>>63919912
>be american
>see a 10:00am viewing this morning
>maybe 30 or so people in our show
>mfw the loudest it gets is a few chuckles from everyone when a joke is in the film
>other than that, dead quiet
Matinees are great.
>>63922003
the dejarik ("monster chess") scene went on for far too long and was not funny to begin with
>>63921992
I think indians. You should check youtube they go full retard screaming and shouting literally running up to the screen.
>>63921144
>those people actually spend 16 hours in cinema seats stuffing their fat useless faces with kilos and litres (sorry Amerilards, true scales comin thru) of popcorn/chips and soda
fucking animals, I wouldnt stand 3 hours of sitting
Clapping isnt even the worst part here.
>>63923219
kek
>>63922265
Literally worse than niggers, how could a whole sub species be so pathetic that they lose their shot watching some cunt on a motorbike.
>>63922812
British people clap when a plane lands, or at least it used to happen. I assume on budget flights people just want to et off as fast as possible.
>>63923333
You think he'd just make that up?
People in my theatre clapped as soon as the star wars logo showed up and a few after the torch joke.
What have you brought to us, US? Take it back, I don't want it.
Finn was easily the best thing about TFA.
The only two words that were funny in the whole movie was when Han walked into the new droid
>"Move ball"
I swear I was the only one that laughed at that, so much so that my friends told me to stop because it was the only thing besides the droid giving the thumbs up and the riot trooper scene that actually had me laughing and smilingthe end sabre dual was perfect though
>>63923162
