Honestly how is Portman this goddamn hot in the prequels
jew genes
>>63919242
Understated makeup, being young.
She was a saucy 18y/o
I don't know man.
She is just fantastic. It actually causes me physical pain, no kidding, to know that I will never have her as my gf.
My life would be complete if I could just be with Natnat. Those lips and eyes, that everything.
thats where she hasnt done any plastic surgery yet
she even still has her perfect titties now the cowtits he have today
best nat
>>63919450
Youth
Women all eventually age and become whores
Lord have mercy on my soul for the acts I would inflict upon this pristine body with my own
>>63919666
>first pic-not good looking
>second pic-not good looking
Checks out familiam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK8kosNqKyw
what the fuck
>>63919611
m8....
To make up for her terrible acting.
>>63919666
>>63920124
epic.
>>63919948
wait are those REAL sets? was Lucas asleep?
>>63920149
were you triggered?
>>63920124
What's wrong with being overweight?
She was in her physical prime, senpai. Too bad she totally phoned it in, the slut.
>>63919948
>dat midriff
>>63919450
Because she was 16
>>63923161
YOU JUST KNOW
>>63919578
>>63919779
>that soft pink baby smooth skin
Forgive me Lord but the Jewess hath ensnared me with her Satanic ways
>>63920429
Why do you think it got deleted?
>>63923161
I hope he fucked her, he's a cool dude and his acting was the best in all the prequels
based Qui Gonn
>>63923262
>I hope he fucked her,
>>63919450
>16 y.o. in Ep.1
I think that should answer it.
>>63923161
Why is she so seductive?
>>63923306
reptilian shapeshifter genes
>>63922400
>Heart Disease
>Diabetes
>Neckbeards
>Sleep Apnea
>Disappearing Penis
>Gout
>Body Odor
>Fedoras
As well as other health problems.
why did she change her name from hershlag to portman?
>>63923363
>Disappearing Penis
>>63923161
The look in her eye, you just KNOW she slept with Liam Neeson.
And why not? She was 18 at that point. It is said that Liam Neeson has a large member. While this may or may not be the truth there's this thing about evian™ bottles that people should know: They're made of polyethylene.
The names of some black male porn stars should probably be mentioned here because that's what people on this board like to watch. most people would consider Neeson to be a capable actor. That's probably what Natalie would also say.
I bet she still masturbates. But only when her babby's asleep.
>OOBA OOBA
What did he mean by this?
>>63923306
Because at that point Liam Neeson still had more money than her.
Just age my shit up senpai
>>63923385
Pretty common among people who have to market themselves as a brand to change their foreign-sounding names.
http://www.famousnamechanges.net/
You could see her hard nips in episode 2 right? I didn't dream that right?
>>63923452
>her babby
>>63923488
>yfw family (the slang version) wordfilters to senpai
>>63923588
It's hard to tell, the seams of her white outfit make creases in the material. I also read rumors they digitally removed the most noticeable nipple pokies with cgi
>>63923453
>"Ma'am , you have the most disgusting meat flaps I have ever seen. Can I interest you in labioplastic surgery? There's a discount for members of the Senate."
>>63923488
Still looks pretty good.
>>63919666
she was always ugly
>>63923488
She looks good mate
>>63923642
>>63923715
it doesn't even look like the same person
I seriously don't see how anyone can find the holocaust survivor look "good"
>>63923642
She's only 34, man. I mean... look at pic related. That's how you do it!
>>63923588
Hershlag has naturally pointy nips and George said that there's no underwear in space
>>63923756
Who cares, she still has a juicy bumbum
>>63923761
>non-white people don't age
no shit...
>>63919948
is there better quality of this? thanks for posting this
>>63923262
Yeah. If there is anyone that deserved to fuck her it's based Liam. However, I think his wife was still alive then and he seems like a dude that is pretty faithful.
>>63923488
she needs to eat more
>>63920014
m8...
>>63923845
DELETE THIS
>>63923819
Most Latin people turn into something like THIS after hitting, say, 25
Of course there are exceptions to the rule. Namely Salma Hayek and.... Salma Hayek
>>63923619
>It's hard to tell, the seams of her white outfit make creases in the material. I also read rumors they digitally removed the most noticeable nipple pokies with cgi
lol what? you're telling me some guy sat in a chair in front of a computer and got paid to cgi out her nipples? lol
>>63923914
Some guy got paid to put two extra cgi rocks in front of R2D2 when he was hiding on Tattoine
>>63919948
wtf?
so the prequels could have been even worst?
>>63923901
You talking about low-class Mexicans
I'm from Latin America and it doesn't happen here
>>63923845
Top Cunny DESU
>>63923901
Note that I'm talking about Latin Americans here. Romance-European people like Italians are a different story entirely.
>>63923845
>gif
m8...
>>63923299
>she sees your dick.webm
>>63923845
did someone teach her the yub-nub song?
>>63919948
>That based prequel soundtrack
Jon Williams just doesn't have it in him anymore
>>63923901
That's as retarded as saying all american women turn into this at 25.
>>63924044
>>63923901
>t pic related. That's how you do it!
yes it's the pilkington effect, originally observed in asians
>>63924115
That would indeed be a retarded thing to say.
Since most of them turn into that at 5.
>>63924044
She gives me butterflies in my tummy
>>63924145
Can you imagine his boner?
>>63924172
I've never found her attractive but if I say that everyone says "LOL SHUT UP HIPSTER" even though it's just my opinion.
>>63924226
That's how he managed to portray that sense of discomfort so convincingly "No boner, no boner, no boner, please. Merde! Is this scene over yet?"
>>63924221
>>63924226
Can you imagine her swol cunny?
>>63923161
those fucking eyes
I could lose myself in them
If Natalie came up to me with that look she could tell me anything at all and I would fucking do it
>>63924356
Reported to the JIDF
>>63923488
Literally Demi Moore
This thread makes me feel like I'm doing something illegal even though I am not
>>63923488
Jews poisoned her after she spoke out against Israel and the Holocaust
>>63924430
They've made you doubt your right to the simplest pleasure our species has ever enjoyed.
How do you go from this
>>63924317
to this
>>63923488
And she's only 34. The wall is real.
>>63923901
>>63924567
She looks fine
>>63920124
yeah but the actress gives a shit
Dear God if you exist please, I don't need much in my life. All I ask is for you to let me travel back in time and have one night with Natalie while she films episode 2 in her tight white outfit
I beg you
She would've been a suitable Dolores Haze, even if the coloring is off.
Currently, it's probably Emily Alyn Lind, but she's getting a tad long in the tooth.
>>63924690
Do you think you're deserving of having such a generous wish granted?
>>63924704
Natalie, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Ne-ta-Lee: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Ne. Ta. Lee. She was Nat, plain Nat, in the morning, standing five feet three in one sock. She was Neta in slacks. She was Natalie on set. She was Portman on the casting sheet. But in my arms she was always Hershlag.
>>63919450
she's a young pretty girl, now that she's older her jew genes are shining through
Hershlag is finished
>>63924760
It's only one night. It's all I want from my life. Please.
She peaked during Leon.
>>63924781
kek
>>63924830
Hookers, dude. You could probably find a hooker that looks alike, or barring that, get loads of money and find a lookalike.
>>63924898
There is no way I'd find a hooker that looks like Natnat.
I guess the closest thing is finding the closest look-a-like, paying for a custom made ep2 cosplay outfit for her and then pay her a huge sum to do this shit.
She better stay in character though I swear.
I long ago gave up on trying to resist the allure of Jewess goddesses like Natalie or Brie
nobody has posted the webm of her jumping in the water showing her ass in that one James Franco movie :( i am sad
because reasons
>>63925003
That was a stunt ass.
>>63924927
>anonkin
*Anonkun
>>63925051
>>63925003
https://youtu.be/k8dIfcmUWZw?t=1m59s
this is not a double though
>>63919450
You mean HERSHLAG?
>>63925086
I want to eat hummus from her bunghole
Why did she change her name?
Are murricans Nazis?
>>63919540
>Understated makeup
I wish more women understood how powerful this is.
>>63925147
To tell you that she wants a man in her port
port = ass
>>63925147
Yes. Get the fuck off this board, you tainted maggot.
>>63924929
You could probably find someone close.
We're that generation of dudes that got hung up on Audrey Hepburn.
Natalie is it, whether we like it or not.
I'd put dick in her at age 9, or in the full blossom of pregnancy.
>>63925166
>>63919540
What the fuck is understated makeup and why do you homolords know about it, do you crossdress?
>>63925147
her mother and maternal grandparents are named Stevens who also changed their name from Edelstein
i dont know what that means but there you go
What went wrong?
>>63925253
I don't like her here. The haircut is "JUST" tier and she looks weird in the face
>>63919450
She was a lot hotter when she was Keira Knightley.
>>63925269
>jews being jews and try to hide in plain sight with a new name. nothing special family.
Edelstein = gem translated from german
>>63923161
Ironically this is the only pic of Liam not pissing himself
I've rubbed out more semen to little Jewish goddesses like Ryan Newman than I'd care to admit
>>63925392
Pissin is hard when you have a cock hard as a diamond right now
>>63924317
>"My stomach. It's all warm. I always had a knot there and now... it's gone."
Did he give her a laxative or was it lactose intolerance?
>>63923452
You killed it!
don't you do that ever again!
>>63925414
reported!
>>63919948
Actually very organic compared to the rest of the movie desu
>>63925416
I had this girlfriend once who was totally into golden showers.
It's hard but it's possible!
>>63925755
If you see it without the sound you totally wonder what sick joke he just told her.
>>63925182
how rude
>>63925312
ur face is JUST tier and ur face looks weird in the face
Being a child casting agent has to be a nice life.
>>63926014
danschneider.jpg
>>63925202
how the fuck can you be thin and fat at the same time
>>63919450
She's young.
>>63925253
She already looked so emaciated there.
>>63922400
Everything.
>>63926037
>>63926014
wouldn't be surprised if dan has a secret video tape of hershlag special audition
>>63925082
>>63925300
Having kids fucks with women's bodies. Women never look as good after they pop out a baby or three. It's like their body knows it's fulfilled its purpose, so it stops giving a fuck.
>>63924633
>filename
>>63926421
*anonkun
>>63926421
R U andshul?
Oh no, wait. Wrong scene.
>>63926047
don't know, kinda works there though
>>63923111
Checked and seconded
>>63924633
hurrrr non-whites DONT aggeeeee
Lmao at the weaker races trying to desperately find something to be better at than whites
>>63926577
>>63927103
*anonkun
You just know...
>>63927457
not even mad, I like Reno
>>63927457
was it true that he couldnt be alone with her in a room?
I saw Episode 3 around when I was 10 and had a huge thing for Portman. Additionally, I associated with Anakin's emotional nature and edginess. Watching the ending of the 3rd was terrible because I couldn't shake a feeling inside like I was betraying everyone and killing the love of my life.
I rewatched Ep 3 yesterday for the first time in a decade and I felt all of those emotions again and it's really weird. Woke up feeling empty today.
>>63927457
DELETE THIS
>>63927160
I always think Kiara Knightly and Natalie Portman are the same person
>>63927457
tag team!
>>63927722
They are both hot Jewesses
>>63927722
>kiara knightly
>>63927561
not after *that* happened.
Too bad she looks like shit in Thor
Be honest /tv/, would you doom the Republic you swore to protect to Sith domination just to save your Hershlag waifu?
>>63927722
Natalie Portman went by the name of "Kiara Knightley" until she was sixteen. Then she learned that people might mistake her for Keira Knightley with whom she starred in TPM.
>>63927790
I would do anything for Natnat
>>63927722
Their own mothers couldn't tell them apart when Keira played Padme's body double in episode 1, according to imdb.
>>63927790
Don't forget that the council were being total dicks to Anakin to boot and Palpatine had valid points with regards to their motives (as they looked from Anakin's perspective)
>>63927755
Keira Knightley is like... zero percent Jewish, you know.
>>63924862
So did I.
>>63927846
lmao fantastic
>>63927846
because they were plastered with makeup.
>>63923488
>34
>looks 50
Geez. Still would tho.
>>63919948
>Vader got friendzoned
kek quite cute tho
before you sperg out on me, this is not a complaint but honestly. how is this thread still here?
is it simply because its star wars related?
>>63927871
Why did I always think she was a Jew
I guess she really is Portman's shadow
>>63928011
Even the people in charge of this place recognize Hershlag as the one true queen
>>63928011
>redditor/tourist first week on /tv/
christ just fuck off
>>63927846
I never believed this story because it's quite easy to tell them apart even in full makeup just by looking at their eyebrows and facial structure
Either the story is bullshit or their mothers are idiots
>>63928121
lol what are you babbling about?
threads like this get deleted faster than any others
im not suggesting it should or shouldnt be, just an observation. now type some more meme arrows its all youre good for
>>63928173
It was probably in that full white makeup.
>>63928096
In my opinion she's way hotter than Portman but... well, that's just like... my opinion, I guess.
I just have a hard time imagining a face that's more perfectly shaped than hers.
She may be flat as an ironing board, but hey, at least she NEVER shied away from showing what she's got... little as it may be (tits-wise) – even when she was only fifteen, mind you!
>>63928173
The eyebrows totally give it away, indeed.
Funnily enough the only thing I never quite liked about Natalie Portman's face was the shape of her eyebrows.
I prefer arched eyebrows, like Keira's
>>63919948
I wish they'd left this in tbqh familia
>>63928173
>>63928356
>the shape of her eyebrows.
Get some taste nigger
Hershlag's brow game is off the charts
>>63928382
Yup. Knightley in the front. But indeed only if you know what to look for.
>>63928382
wasnt keira like 13 here
>>63928410
nope. They look good in that specific picture, I giove you that. But in most instances they look totally straight.
>>63928452
gay
>>63928424
Yes.
>>63928424
TPM was released in 1999. she probably shot her scenes in 98 or late 97 making her 12 or 13
>>63928382
That's Knightley and Coppola
>>63928482
Yes. I also don't like Audrey Hepburn's eyebrows. Would ya believe it! I'd have taken Grace Kelly over her anytime.
>>63928516
>true story
>>63928382
how come the coppola family is everywhere
>>63928595
I want my own harem where every handmaiden's name ends in "é"
>>63928625
daniel craig plays a storm trooper in the force awakens
>true story
>>63928595
Why is she running along as handmaiden or wtf shes supposed to be?
Any bomb or bullet that kills her double is very likely to kill her aswell.
>>63928656
Like Beyoncé? Raven-Symoné? DaShaundré?
>>63925039
>Miriam O'Callaghan posted in Hershlag thread
The only way this thread could get any hotter tbqh, theaghlach
>>63928664
He's the one getting mindcucked by Rey, isn't he?
>>63925300
Still cute, but..wow, really aged
>>63925039
>>63928799
What's the story behind this? Could you enlighten a poor non-Irishman?
>>63923488
>th-thankyou mr skeltal
>>63923452
That webm. She notices the camera on her and wasn't expecting it so awkwardly tries to figure out what to do now that everyone sees her.
>>63929077
No, she was actually shooting with Terrence Malick there and was looking for her mark between two takes.
my gf looks like a slightly chubbier natalie portman. She always is told she looks just like her. She gets the exact same look when she's sad with the eyebrows and everything. Imagine trying to hide your boner when she's sad
>>63929132
No, she lost her signal from Jerusalem for a second and she didn't know what to do
>>63929232
Easy if she's obese like your gf
>>63923488
in Danish it's called the "skide kneppe bjorn lort-landingsbane"
>>63929232
Pics?
>>63928887
I have no fucking clue as to why he posted Miriam O'Callaghan, and I was hoping that the original poster of the pic would elaborate on his choice of picture
Will Hershlag win another Oscar, bros?
>>63929442
yes
>>63929442
yuck
I only want young nat
>>63929333
Sure thing. I'll even give you a sleeping pic.
>>63919450
by being Natalie Portman
>>63919491
you mean by pure stronk true Yurop genes overpowering the shrew-like kike genes
>>63929675
Cute!
>>63929675
cute
A CUTE
hope all works out for you
>>63929675
How do you stop yourself doing the semen on her face when she's sleeping?
>>63929675
Thanks, I just saved this to my Hershlag folder and I'll finish to this pic later when I'm doing my daily Hershlag semen draining ritual
>>63929675Post feet
>>63929860
By not being a dirty creep like you, mate. No wonder you've never seen the inside of a vagina.
>>63929985
I mean, I guess.
>>63923452
>tfw you will never be a pretty girl
>tfw you will never have an easy life of free shit and millions of dollars for being pretty
>tfw you will always be a fat loser
>>63929985
That was very mean. Apologize to that anon.
>>63929939
go for it bro. Hope it helps you out.
>>63929860
because she doesn't appreciate it...not rocket science.
>>63929985
not me
>>63929675
>tfw no qt celeb lookalike gf
>>63929675
Christyl?
>>63930257;_;
>>63930257
my heart hurts
>>63924633
Kek
>>63923845
>/tv/
>it literally took this long for someone to post best hershlag
rip
>>63929675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qHqC2WfPae
>>63929675
moar. just pretend it's natalie.
>>63919948
>R2 spinning around with the kids
>>63929675
all white girls look the same to me desu
>>63930257
why couldnt she have been in her panties there
>>63930410
she's always the best anon
>>63930412
Did we find out what happened to Anthony
>>63919948
sheeeeiiit. So that's where that costume went.
>>63929232
Pics or it didn't happen
>2001
>tfw first fap was to Natalie Portman topless
>>63930467
Those are her panties, anon
>>63930468
>>63930257
it hurts so much
>>63919948
Well... I have a feeling that Hayden Christensen DID have something to do with this movie's lack of quality after all...
Remember? – https://youtu.be/el0yjKkTHuE
>>63930468
>Show me your cunt.
anyone have the hotel chevalier Portman nudes?
>>63930547
>burnt tits
"no"
>>63930547
Wow, the year I discovered scat porn.
It's been a while!
