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These are the only acceptable ratings everyone else is just being contrarian.

5 > 4 = 6 = 7 > 3 > 1 = 2
5 > 4 > 7 > 6 > 3 > 1 = 2
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 = 2
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5 = 4 > 7 = 6 > 3 > 1 > 2
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5 > 4 = 6 > 3 > 2 = 1
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5 > 4 > 7 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2
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>>63918451
>only acceptable
stopped reading right there.
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>>63918451
>1 = 2
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>>63918664
Admittedly they would be equally as shit if it wasn't for the one lightsaber duel with Darth Maul, that was the films only saving grace
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7 is worse than 1
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6 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 2 > shit > 1 > 7
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>>63918703
RotJ takes out luke vs vader ending
that was the films only saving grace
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>>63918759
well memed senpai tbqh xD
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>>63918451
>7 being better than prequels
i wish this meme would stop. The prequels are at least original, TFA is a shameless copy of original trilogy.
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>>63918886
another important thing is that this would've been OK, if disney said it was a reboot

but as a sequel? Trashed
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>>63918769
if you took out both scenes and compared the films, ROTJ holds up a lot better than TPM which is almost unwatchable
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>>63918451
A New Hope is the best Stat Wars
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>>63918886
>The prequels being better than 7
I wish this meme would stop.
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>>63918942
i'm sure ewoks are a lot better than podracing
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>>63918451
>7 being better than any of the OT
>ever

I want tumblr to leave
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anyone who puts revenge of the sith in their top 4 is not to be trusted
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>>63918978
great counter-argument faggot

let me guess, EA Presents Battlefield: Star Wars Edition is better than TOR, too
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5 > 4 > 7 > power gap > 3 > 6 > uber power gap > 1 > 2

This is the only acceptable answer 2bh.
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>>63919051
> 7 > power gap > 3
wtf are you thinking
literally how is rehashed ANH but shit even on this list anyway
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>>63919028
Anyone, who puts "The Force Awakens" in their top 6, is not to be trusted. Or even talked to. They are clearly retarded.
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>>63919051
>muh soft reboot
Glib facsmile
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>>63918451
4>5>6>3>1>2>glib facsimile>7
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5 > 4 > 6 = 7 > 3 = 2 > 1 master race reporting in.
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>>63918992
Ewoks fighting Imperial troops in the huge forest of Endor or the completely CGI battle between epic randum Jar Jars against the dog looking droids that all get turned off by a 9 year old who singlehandedly destroys their control ship?
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>>63919051
this list is objective fact
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>>63919172
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/fag-wars-how-the-phantom-menace-inspired-a-generation-of-lgbt-youth

Fag Wars: How The Phantom Menace Inspired a Generation of LGBT Youth

by Diana Tourjee And Mitchell Sunderland

A loud, lanky boy runs across a green field. He falls to the ground, and then a bearded, middle-aged man jumps upon him. The man is trying to save the kid, who has fallen, but the boy just giggles and shrieks, like a puppy in heat. This isn't a scene from daddy/twink porn or an Xavier Dolan movie. It's from the third act of George Lucas' Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. The man is one Qwi Gon Jin, an older, paternal Jedi figure and the boy, of course, is Jar Jar Binks—a controversial character in a film that inspired a generation of LGBT youth.

In the face of mainstream condemnation, many gay and transgender people adore The Phantom Menace. When Episode I debuted in 1999, critics and fans lambasted it. Hostel director Eli Roth said it was "more like A Bug's Life than Star Wars," and a critic for the Hollywood Reporter wrote that the film "vacillates between ponderous solemnity and a distressing tendency towards silly shtick." An entire generation of gay and trans youth, on the other hand, disagreed with the general dismissal of Lucas' return to their fathers' beloved sci-fi saga.
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>>63918741
>>63918759

THIS
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>>63919237
In the 90s, many parents believed their children would grow up to be just like them: cis breeders. Little did they know that their kids were covert members of a rebel alliance whose mission was to destroy the evil, heteronormative empire. In 1999, fathers brought their sons to The Phantom Menace premiere. They believed they were handing the torch of Star Wars to their prodigies, like a Jedi Master who affectionately trains a young Padawan, or Jedi Initiate. But, much like Obi-Wan was unaware that Anakin would defy the norm and join Senator Palpatine on the Dark Side of the Force, American dads failed to foresee that The Phantom Menace was the forbidden fruit that would tempt their children toward the queer side of life. Sean, a young man in his 20s, remembers watching The Phantom Menace with his dad. He attended a conservative Catholic school, and viewed fantasy films as an escape. Walking out of the theatre, Sean says he asked his father, "Did you like that?"

"No," his dad replied. "No I did not. Did you?"

Sean did. "I liked the insane gay parts," he explains. "Queen [Padmé] Amidala [of the planet Naboo], from a design standpoint, is very campy."

There are queer easter eggs throughout The Phantom Menace. Niv, a trans male dancer and artist in his 20s, says, "Everyone [in The Phantom Menace] is in drag. That always wins me. Amidala does some fun identity switching too."
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>>63919109
>le 7 is le bad because it borrowed le plot elements from le new hope
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>>63919045

You are the edgiest fucker i've ever m8
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>>63918451
OT >>> meh >>> III >>> shit >>>>>> I >>>>>>>>>>>>> TFA and II
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>>63919282
>le 7 is good meme because i hate prequels so much i need to put in on par with OT
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GOD TIER
Empire, TFA

GREAT TIER
NEW HOPE

GOOD TIER
Jedi,RotS
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>>63919282
>borrowed
They are literally destroying death star 3.0 with x wings again. Despite episode 6, Leia still commands rebels 2.0 againts empire 2.0. The main villain is Darth Vader 2.0 in his black armour and mask, commanded by his master, Palpatine 2.0, with deformed face and all. And it all ends with the main protagonist finding a powerful Jedi hiding in isolation.
but muh... muh poetry
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What the fizz about Empire Strikes Back? I saw it and its really boring all the ice stuff with huge plot holes I simply can't stand like the 1 week express jedi training, Leia and Lando just going after Han Solo and forgeting Luke behind till he uses the wincest mental power. The only good stuff is the asteroid chase and the im your father ending.
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>>63919435
>I’m not affiliated with Disney, I swear!
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5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 7 > 2 > 1
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>>63919572
I'm affiliated with the truth senpai
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5 > 4 > 6 >>>>> 7 >>>>> 3 > 1 > 2
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4>5>6>7>3>>>1>>>>>>>2
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>>63919685
>le prequels are so bad even this shameless copy is better meme
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4 > 5 > 7 > 6 > 1 = 3 > 2
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5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 2

the best list desu senpai
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>>63919717
> le call opinions I don't like memes meme
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6 > 5 > 7 > 1 > 4 > 3 > 2
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5 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 3 = 7 > 2
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4 > 7 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1
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>Objectively:
V>IV=VI>III>VII>I>II

>But in my personal preference:
VI=V>IV>VII>III>II>I

I'm open to explain this with whoever is interested.
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5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 2
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Reminder that shills are hijacking le rating meme in order to promote group think.
They won't put it before those which this board considers the best, because they are trying to be subtle, it has to be a 'futures classic'.
Same bullshit with the Creed threads.
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>>63920654
>I can't accept that newer films in a franchise are better than some of muh precious nostalgia
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>>63920446
Explain to me how a movie can be objectively better than another movie.
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>>63921177
Regarding its thecnical aspects, such as direction, acting, character portrayal, writing, soundtrack, effects, pacing, overall aesthetics. How these elements happen in a movie can usually be objectively analised, although their effects on each viewer personally is enterily subjective.
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5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 2

prove me wrong
brotip: you can't
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5>4>x>y>z>1>2
^The objectively correct order, insert 6, 7, 3 according to personal taste
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>>63918759
This
>>63918816
No, fuck off.

Return of the Jedi is so fucking underrated. I feel everyone that "hate's" it is just repeating everyone's else hive mind opinion. It's honestly the best of the original trilogy.
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7=5>3=4>6>1>2

Original Trilogy SW fans are some of the worst, least intelligent people I've ever encountered. I've never seen a group of retards so proudly display their bias for older things. That's supposed to be embarrassing.
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>>63923279
You should watch episode 3 again.
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>>63920902
>using memes out of context
>trying desperately to drag me into a discussion about your shitty movie
Shit shill is shit.
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>>63918451
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 2
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4 = 5 > 6 = 7 > 1 > 3 > 2

Most people on /tv/ who (unironically) sing praises for 3 are underage.

Try to convince me otherwise.

>Protip: you can't
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4 > 1 > 5 > 7 = 3 > 6 >>>>> 2

Don't know why everyone hates on 1 so much. It's nearly perfect apart from jarjar.
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>>63918451
The answer is 12. Ever heard of pemdas you retards?
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>>63919045
they're both garbage actually
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5>6>3>4>7>1>2
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>>63918451
No, this is: 5>4>6=7>3>1>2
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>>63918451
7 >>>>>>> others
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>>63925457
>It's nearly perfect apart from jarjar
and the cgi shitfest, stupid story, boring politics, lifeless characters
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I actually enjoyed 2 more then 1. but Dath Maul was cool from the first one.
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>4 = 7

Now this is shitposting!
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>>63925964
4 was honestly too slow

Watch it again, and take your nostalgia glasses off. It may have been the pinnacle of scifi once but it aged badly

Empire meanwhile remains consistently amazing after all these years
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>>63918451
5>3>7>4=6>1>2
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>>63919051
>>63919604
>>63920509
>>63923382
>>63925457
>The "3>6" meme
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>>63923341

I agree. Everyone loves to hate Ewoks. They forget so much of what made Jedi great.

>Luke making a full character arc and changing into the calm, cool, collected Jedi after he's overcome so much
>Jabba's Palace
>Killing the Rancor
>Boba Fett not being a total badass like everyone wanted him to be and dying in the Sarlacc Pit
>The Sarlacc Pit location itself was amazing
>Endor is the greatest looking location so far in Star Wars
>Speeder Bikes are so badass I don't understand how that's not anyone's favorite part of the original trilogy
>Lando flying the Falcon and the space battle while trying to blow up the second Death Star
>The final showdown between Luke and Vader, with all their emotions high, the best showdown in the trilogy
>Vader redeeming himself after seeing Luke suffering
>all those feels

If you don't like this movie you're being a faggot and going with what everyone else says. Empire is good but it's so fucking overrated. What does it really have? Hoth and Cloud City. Those are good, but everyone took the reveal that Vader is Luke's father way too strongly. What's more interesting is the final showdown with what actually results of that revelation.
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>>63926179
From my point of view, you are memeing!
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>>63926233
Vader vs. Luke duel in V is beyond amazing.
It's very cathartic and makes that menacing figure of IV a real threat. He toys with Luke, displaying a lot of wizardry power by beating him with debris... It's really amazing.
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>>63926355

But the VI is way overrated because of how much Luke has grown as a Jedi and character. We Luke becoming the stronger one and being more menacing and Vader himself nearly defeated. I think Vader's decision to save Luke from the Emperor was more interesting than Luke being outmatched by Vader in V
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Why the fuck is 1 = 2? It should be 1 > 2. 2 is complete and utter garbage.
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>>63926436

underrated*
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>>63918451
5 > 4 >= 6 > 1 > 7 >>>> 3
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>>63918759
ahhaahah
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>>63926436
I like Vader's decision, I dislike its execution. I'd liked it better if he at least used the Force to throw the Emperor to the well, or if he and the Emperor locked on each other with each's signature power and then dying... Idk, I just don't like it on how it went.

Vader vs. Luke was kinda cool, but Luke was much more powerful than his dad and that bored me when I was a kid. Where were the throwing shit strategy? Hell, he dies because he trips! It's ridiculous.

And I really hate the ewoks. I hope they make a remake and make the ewoks edgier, grittier and darker... I'm sure MOM'S GONNA FREAK, but, hell, I just hate their fluffy furry happy faces

I'd like that sand people's slaughter on II much better if that was done with ewoks. I wouldn't even flinch.
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I don't really care how you order them internally but anything other than OT > TFA > prequels is completely retarded
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>>63918451
1 > 2 though
try watching both, TPM stands out as actually fun, while ATC is the worst shit ever spewed out under the "star wars" name
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I just finished watching the prequel trilogy for the first time since I saw them in theater.

Phantom Menace was surprisingly enjoyable, Attack of the Clones less so. Hayden's Anakin is a chore to watch, except when he's interacting with Palpatine. AotC was severely lacking in memorable moments and the cgi in the final battle was somehow even worse than in PM, to the point that it left a bad aftertaste of the whole movie.

For some reason I never found Jar Jar Binks to be nearly as distracting as others seem to. I loved the pod racing scene, and when Duel of the Fates started playing near the end I actually got goosebumps.

I'm unsure which I'd consider better between 1 and 7 since both had plenty of fun scenes but were overall pretty dumb movies.

5 > 4 > 6 > 1 = 7 > 3 > 2
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>>63918451
Fuck you V isn't the best one.
IV>V>VI>III>I>VII>II
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Tartakovsky's Clone Wars was better than all the movies.
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5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7
/thread
contrarian memers go back to /v/ or where ever you crawled from.
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>>63918451
7 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 3 > 2

George is a hack fraud.
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>>63928570
Switch 5 and 6 and you've nailed it
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IV, V, I, III, VII, VI, II
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>>63920071
/thread ages ago
TPM was actually that bad compared to TFA
>explains the universe it is set in
>Had interesting worlds to explore (e.g. Naboo, underwater cities, corusant)
>Pod racing (given that it was pretty much Ben Hur)
>better side characters
>a bit of intrigue rather than just action scenes where stuff gets blown up over and over
and the snoke/smoke whaterver dude looks retarded and no blowing up planets you didn't give a fuck about since there was no plot there.
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5>3>6 (fucking ewoks) >4>7>1>2
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DUDE NUMBERS AND ARROWS LMAO
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>>63918451
V > IV > VI > III > VII > I = II
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5 > 6 = 7 > 4 > prequels
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>Originals

Shit

>Prequels

1 was entertaining to me but I can't even remember the plot of 2 and 3

>7

not gonna watch this politically motivated SJW garbage
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>>63918451
What the hell are you talking about senpai
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>>63929575
got a feeling i just read The Serbian Film resume
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>people rating 3 over 7
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>>63918451
I don't think 4 is a better movie than 7, but it sure has a bigger legacy than any other SW movie. It started everything.

For me, right now, it's:
5>7>4>3>6>2>1
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>>63918451

4 >5 >6 =7 >3 >1 >2
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4=7

no seriously, they are the same movie
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>>63918943

Mein neger.
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>>63918759
nice meme bro
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>>63919435
Let the dust settle, then come back here. Everyone will put TFA in the 2nd place for a weird reason.
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Original Trilogy > VII > prequels sucked but III had some great moments

now shut the fuck up, everyone has different opinions
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>>63918741
Sooner or later nothing will matter except the OT. We about to plunge headfirst into constant milking of Star Wars for the next decade or so, for better or for worse.
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>>63918451
5 > 4 > 6 ≥ 7 > 1 > 3 ≥ 2
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>>63929933
Monica
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7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1

desu
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>>63918451
a rehash piece of shit needs to be at the end of any list, that means you TFA
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>>63930596
like poetry
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3 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 2
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4>5>6>3>1>2=7
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5>4>6>3>2>1>TCW>Robot Chicken>7>Rebels
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>>63918451
4>5>6=7>3>1>2
5 is good, but it just bothers me how nothing happens in the middle of the movie. Everyone but Luke literally does nothing the whole time, but they're still in it because they're getting paid.
Yes, 7 isn't as original as the prequels and definitely has it problems. But for me an inoffensive movie trumps a bad movie every time, even if I can tell it's going for something but was botched.
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Hey, is that "6 is better than 3" meme
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5 > 4 >>> 6 = 7 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2 = 3
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>>63929575
>>63929724
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>>63931690
>edgy protagonist
>edgy anime villain
>Same cringeworthy one liners that we had to listen to in the other ones
>that fucking dialogue
>ballet Jedi fights
>Hayden and Nat continue to have the chemistry of a goldfish and a piece of driftwood
>Look kids, it's Chewbacca!
>Noooooooo
>continuously bending over backwards for the sake of pottery
Fuck off
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5>4=6=7>1>2=3
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>>63926639
my nigga
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The Hidden Fortress > Star Wars (1977)

I have not gotten around to seeing the spinoff Star Wars films, but I did enjoy the original.
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5>4>6>1>7>3>2
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>>63932678

You should try harder
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V - IV - VI - III - I - II - VII

search your feelings, you know this to be true
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IV = V > VI > VII = III > II = I
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youre rating fucking star wars. you will always be a fucking plen
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>>63919172
>2 > 1
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4 > 7 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 1 > 2

Anyone who says different is just a victim of cultural memery.

Absolutely nothing compares to the straightforward, noncontrived pleasure of watching IV for the first time. If the original wasn't fucking fantastic there never would have been any more of these fucking expensive space operas.

Empire is O-V-E-R-H-Y-P-E-D. Probably the worst Star Wars circlejerk there is. It is a technically excellent movie composed of the shitty middle chapters of a novel, a ridiculous muppet, and some of the cringiest slapstick in any of the films. AND EVEN THEN IT IS THE THIRD BEST STAR WARS MOVIE.

Have you even watched The Phantom Menace recently? 80% of it is well constructed and it BTFO of rapey terrible acting Anakin.
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>>63918451
5>4>6>3>7=1>2
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