What the fuck did I just watch?
The bear scene was really well done. Not sure why /tv/ is shitting on it; well probably for that exact reason...
What did you just watch?
You just watched the Movie of the year.
>>63918515
>one scene makes up for a whole movie of silence
This honestly didn't feel like a traditional film. It seemed to go beyond the film as art classification and instead presented us with the experiences of people and their shared experiences.
It was still way too long tho
>>63918515
I cannot think of a single movie in the last 2 years that /tv/ didn't shit on. This what /tv/ does to pretend they are smarter and more patrician than the average "normie".
>>63918273
A solid revenge flick, with some forced dream sequences and a pretty cinematography.
you just watched the movie of the year
the underages who don't agree should stick to jew wars and discuss lightsaber designs
Just finished it. Great film by Inarritu. It's not perfect, but still a very stylish and well made film all around.
Something tells me this isn't going to do too well at the box office though. Also doubtful Leo will get his oscar.
>>63920685
>>63920685
Tom Hardy would get it before Leo.
I just finished it. Thought it was really well done, just a gorgeous fucking movie. The son and lost indian girl subplots just didn't work in my opinion but it didn't take away from the overall experience too much, and Tom Hardy makes every movie better so it evened out.
>>63920784
the son and indian girl plots are there to give them their motivations, it's a very simple plot
How can you watch it when subs are out of sync and characters speak in some anime language
>>63918273
literally bear rape. the movie
tom hardy is not a big guy anymore
>>63918273
price was right too..twas good, a little implausible,
>>63920740
I agree.
Leo did well, but Hardy played his role better in this.
>>63920685
I hate Inarritu so much, but really liked Revenant
I thought it was excellent, very simple plot but its depth of characters and all that surviving he did, just great. I wish i could articulate my thoughts btter
>>63921014
>I hate Inarritu so much
literally why
great director
>>63920911
>a little implausible
you know that leo's character was a real guy right? it's based on actual events
>>63921071
I hated Babel and Birdman, I thought they were god awful
>>63918273
TDKR( wild wild west edition )
>>63921133
you should stop watching movies
The cinematography for this was fantastic, and when your film mostly consists of an injured guy walking through the wilderness alone, it's going to need to pick up the slack. It's crazy what lengths were taken to shot this film, apparently most of it was shot using natural light.The Indian attack at the beginning was a great start to a well shot movie, and I'm willing to gloss over most of the bad parts for the cinematography alone.
>>63921154
>Means something to who? You had a career before the third comic book movie, before people began to forget who was inside the bird costume. You're doing a play based on a book that was written 60 years ago, for a thousand rich old white people whose only real concern is gonna be where they go to have their cake and coffee when it's over. And let's face it, Dad, it's not for the sake of art. It's because you want to feel relevant again. Well, there's a whole world out there where people fight to be relevant every day. And you act like it doesn't even exist! Things are happening in a place that you willfully ignore, a place that has already forgotten you. I mean, who the fuck are you? You hate bloggers. You make fun of Twitter. You don't even have a Facebook page. You're the one who doesn't exist. You're doing this because you're scared to death, like the rest of us, that you don't matter. And you know what? You're right. You don't. It's not important. You're not important. Get used to it.
>>63921139
In all fairness, Hardy only slipped into Bane's voice once or twice.
>>63921251
Is this supposed to be an example of bad dialogue? You seem to forget that it was uttered by spoiled teenage-early 20s girl who is tired of her dad's fame and who measures greatness based on likes and pageviews.
>>63921251
What's bad about this?
Birdman really got an unnecessary amount of hate on this board when it came out.
>>63921251
>literally the only scene in existence where emma stone shows she can act
what's your problem
>>63918273
A MASTERPIECE!
>>63921459
>when it came out.
No, it began after it won best picture since /tv/ is full of contrarian tryhards.
>>63918273
It was breddy gud. I'd only take off points for yet another film where I can't understand shit to what Tom Hardy's saying.
>>63920784
The Ree princess subplot was the best part of the movie, it gave the Ree cause to fucking rampage their way throughout the whole piece.
>>63918273
The Obama western
>>63921251
i agree that scene was pretty corny, but i loved the rest of the movie
>>63918683
>lack of dialogue is a flaw
>>63921566
>can't understand shit to what Tom Hardy's saying
what kind of terrible meme is this? This is the same kind of shit that got TDKR for no reason at all.
>>63921489
>talking fast and loudly for an extended period of time without faltering after god knows how many takes demonstrates that she is a good actress
Fuck off, you easily impressed retard
>>63921668
it's the god damn foreigners anon, they can't understand anything other than monotone plane spoken english
>>63921750
can act =/= good actor
you are pretty fucking stupid aren't you
>>63921805
Tell me retard, how exactly is the meme bullshit she pulled off in that scene a display of any more skill than her usual "acting"? Do you honestly think that the work you see from her in other films comes from a person who isn't capable of talking fast?
Movie looked very nice
First scene with fighting Indians and final fight were really fucking good, bear scene was scary
>>63921866
>meme bullshit
says the memer. Let me guess you dislike the movie because
>smells like balls
>truth or dare
>meme cinematography
>etc..
>>63918273
>Revenant
>There are no revenants
>>63921951
his dead wifeand later sonya dingus
>>63921927
>diverts and refuses to answer my question
>resorts to a blatant strawman
Thanks for demonstrating that whatever opinion you had was worthless
Bear scene seemed unrealistic. Do bears actually do that much damage? I thought they usually fled from humans and ate berries and stuff.
If I liked the Assassination of Jesse James would I like the Revenant? I'm really itching for some good camera work.
>>63922031
You're the one pointing out that the movie is bad based on a line of dialogue that you refer to as "meme bullshit". Tell me again who has the worthless opinion.
>Looks straight at the camera
Stopped watching right there, i'm glad i didn't waste any more of my time on this shit
>>63922038
You don't actually know shit about bears do you? Well the first thing anyone will tell you is to never, repeat, never, get between a mama bear and her cubs. And that was a very realistic bear fight. Right down to that little stomp that broke his leg and ribs.
>>63921951
>>63921980
I thought Glass was the Revenant
>>63921154
you should start, if you think Birdman and Babel were good.
>>63922137
>I thought Glass was the Revenant
You're right.
>>63922111
heh i get it because it was the end of the movie
quite hilarious my friend!
also at that point i thought "this is pretty good quality for a DVDSCR
>>63922105
I'm actually not the person who said the movie was bad. I think the movie was fine.
I just think you're a retard for thinking that those lines of dialogue demonstrated acting ability from Emma Stone in the slightest
>>63922038
lol dude what
mother bears are absolutely vicious, especially when she's protecting her cubs (the cubs were in the background during the fight)
black bears are the pussies of the bear world, not grizzly bears. grizzly bears will fuck your shit up
>white people are the REAL savages
>b-bear scene seemed fake and unrealistic, r-r-right guys?
how would you know? you're a big expert on bears? you live up in the mountains and deal with them on a regular basis?
>>63922105
She can't act m8. She's literally playing herself and that's not acting. Also her face is distracting. I wanna punch it.
>>63920399
this
best film I've seen in a good while, probably need to rewatch in the cinema for the visuals.
>>63922311
there is an equal amount of savagery from both whites and natives in this film
/pol/tards will of course say anything that doesn't paint their aryan mustard rice in a 100% positive light is SJW pandering
>>63922170
>Birdman and Babel are awful
Why? Sounds like you're trying too hard to look patrician. Birdman was good and Babel was decent.
>>63920292
>way too long
Dropped, scenery isn't enough to engage me and 3 hours of it bores me. I can sit through 2001 just fine but some movies just get pretentious with it.
The Road is the perfect example of how to do beautiful scenery in a contained 2 hour movie.
Damn good movie and it seemed like the fight at the end was one take, right?
Either way H8tful 8 was btfo by it.
>>63922311
this
>every single scene is white pople doing evil shit and muh dindu nuffins fighting back da evil white man
>you stole muh land and muh buffalos
>that last scene with le noble savage Indians riding past and looking down on the stupid white man
>>63922311
It's made pretty clear that everything is dangerous and savage and Glass is trying to survive indians, the land, his comrades, basically everything.
>>63922416
>some movies just get pretentious with it.
Name a few senpai, i wanna have a laugh
>>63922425
>seemed like the fight at the end was one take
that's just part of inarritu's cinematography anon, have you seen Birdman?
>>63922038
Bears can be pretty dangerous depending on circumstances, in particular if they're intruded upon.
>Leo spends 90% of the films incapacitated without the ability to talk
>It's his best performance
>>63922374
>muh noble savages
>muh bad white mens
>muh sjw interracial marriage
it's like /pol/tards aren't aware that people are just shitty in general, especially in times that enable such shitty behavior. And they'd also willingly ignore that mountain men and trappers like Glass regularly banged and made wives out of Indian qts because, well, out in the bush it was either bang one of your buddies, or your hand, or make do with whatever else you got. As far as "muh noble savage" goes, theres capacity for good and evil in everyone, that much should be apparent from Hardy's character.
>>63922456
Anything by Terrence Malick.
>>63922038
don't fuck with grizzlies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a2A1cZnXRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPnp3fLOER8
they weigh 400+ pounds and can out run you and you can't even climb up a tree to save your ass because they'll follow you.
>>63922692
Thanks for the laugh
>>63922846
No problem Terrance.
>>63922374
This.I t's true that the Indian guy was trying to save his daughter from evil white men, but he also didn't bother to shoot at first sight basically everyone. His biggest act of kindness was leaving the guy that fucking saved his daughter from rape and slavery in agony in the snow instead of torturing him some more and killing him, very fucking nice from you. And yet I can already sense /pol/ whining.
>>63918273
So did the bear rape him or vice versa. Really looking forward to that
I can't decide if this was better than beasts of no nation
hmm
i feel like beasts said more but the revenant looked better and was better acted
though there were parts in this where you really had to suspend you beliefdude, falling off a cliff on a galloping horse and surviving by hitting a tree LMAO
>>63924952
there's about 3 seconds where, if gif'd, it would definitely look like that
best bear attack I've ever seen
Anybody hate all of the filmmakers work but likes this one?
>>63920378
its so easy to talk shit about everything, and if its one thing you can count on its 4chan users choosing the easy way.
>>63918273
a pretentious piece of shit.
They really knew how to open a movie
Huge Ass didn't get any revenge at all in real life.
>'based' on a true story*
>>63918273
oh dear, is it another Innaritu movies which seems to have great execution and premise and then goes nowhere with it?
>>63924952
there was no penetration, we were mislead
>>63925885
yeap.
>amazing opening.
>leo crawling, grunting, eating dirt, cutting carcasses for 2 hours
>last 20 minutes, movie picks up after the 1st act
just watch the first 20 minutes and the last 20 minutes, you won't be missing much.
>>63922704
That bike chase was hitchcock-tier tense
>>63925995
>just watch the first 20 minutes and the last 20 minutes, you won't be missing much.
Fucking christ almighty, go back to /v/
>>63920837
just survival and raw vengeance should be motivation enough anon
>>63921570
Still pointless. Just so they can kill Fitzgerald in the end?
>>63920940
Hardy was incredible, as always
2015 is the power hour of Mexicans. It's their time zone now.
>>63926598
let me guess you thought the ending of Birdman was "ambiguous".
Between this, Ex Machina, the force awakensand Frankis Domnhall Gleeson shaping up to be the next biggest hollywood a-lister?
>>63926778
he was also in Brooklyn, which is as good as any of the movies on that list. he's on fucking fire, but will remain a character actor like his Pap.
YOU'RE ATREENIGGERGUY
>>63926907
i lol'd hard when he said this
why is hardy so memetastic bros?
>>63925854
It said "based in part on the novel" and the poster says "inspired by true events"
Both those are fairly correct
>>63922704
Not to mention they can take 19123840231043 bullets and still come after you
>>63926764
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
>>63922111
>Can I get my Oscar now?
>Please?
>I was freezing for months
>Don't I deserve it yet?
>Please
>Please
>>63922038
>Do bears actually do that much damage?
>>63927116
That's what I thought when he looked into the camera.
How could you guys possibly watch this in 480p when it'll be in IMAX next month?
>>63927176
because i don't like waiting more than i don't like watching subpar quality rips
>>63922038
Bears are some of the most dangerous land animals alive. They're apex predators capable of feeding on literally whatever they want.
>>63927176
Because I'm impatient and want to see it. I'll go see it again at some point.
>>63921133
I will assume you are an EOP and won't recommend Amores Perros.
Its the good Babel.
If you can watch movies with subtitles you should try it though.
>>63922038
>Do bears actually do that much damage?
lol ignorant suburban basement dweller
"Do niggers really commit all those crimes in 'Merica?"
I couldn't help but wonder if Leo was originally supposed to play Fitzgerald. He seems like the kind of character that Leo would play in hopes of obtaining an Oscar
>silly accent
>violent backstory
>horrible scars
>yelling
I suppose he did this on purpose, like he thought if he couldn't win by being overly eccentric, he would try the understated performance approach. Now imagine if Hardy wins for his performance and Leo doesn't.
>>63918273
of course they made the grizzly brown in order to reinforce the narrative that mexicans are rapists, did donald trump direct this movie? why couldn't it have been a polar bear?
>>63927639
Just like when Christoph Waltz beat him in 2013.
>>63921951
Reminder that was literally buried and crawled out of his grave to get revenge.
>>63922060
This one will blow your mind if you liked AoJJ.
>>63922111
Underrated post.
>>63927593
Yes the do Anon. In fact, the greatest indicator of crimes in the USA is the number of spics and niggers in the area.
>>63928179
America is supposed to be run by Jews, isn't it? Maybe that's why you're so frustrated.
>>63928276
i'm not frustrated, i'm just quoting statistics from the department of justice
>>63928276
>responding to obvious bait
>>63918273
The story of Hugh Glass getting shit on
Isn't this how the Kabar knife got it's name? I read somewhere that a dude bought a knife from a blacksmith or something, went hunting and got in a one on one fight with a bear. Was mauled and totally fucked but wrote a thank you letter to the blacksmith saying something about the knife and how he "Kil a bar" (killed a bear) with it. The blacksmith thought it was cute and named the knife "Kabar".
>>63926987
The movie is worth watching just for the couple times Tom Hardy says "treeniggers"
>>63927116
this tbf
I'm skipping it soley because of Leo "tryhard" Dicuckprio
How come the BrRip is already out?
The best film of 2015 and best cinematography in the past 5 years
>>63930362
it's not, it's DVDSCR
>>63930404
well shit, guess I've been swindled
>>63922038
>Do bears actually do that much damage?
No they're very cuddly. Especially if you mess with the cubs. Go try it!
>>63918683
You've never watched a Buster Keaton film, have you?
>>63925854
They are inspired by true events. The bear attack, being left for dead and the whole traveling thing were true but the other stuff might not be
>>63927730
I honestly thought he did good in Django
>>63922038
he should have died 10 times during that fight
>>63930455
i mean it's impossible for a blue ray rip to come out before a big movie like this even hits the theaters, right?
Everyone seems to be saying it's visually stunning so maybe I should wait another fortnight to see at the cinema rather than ruin the experience.
>>63930705
well if it means anything this movie has the best quality out of any of the DVDSCRs released thus far
also it's not like the plot is much of a surprise anyway
>>63930705
Yes, you should.
>>63930761
>>63930705
>also it's not like the plot is much of a surprise anyway
i should clarify, i said this meaning that watching it again in theaters wouldn't be a big deal
>>63930803
In someways it might better since you can tune out the story and just focus on the cinematography and the other technical aspects.
>>63930705
A fortnight, good fellow?
Indubitably. It would be wise to wait a fortnight, lest you ruin the beautiful visualizations on the moving-picture screen.
With that said, how good is the rip? Quality wise.,..
>>63930761
Maybe not but I still feel like I'd enjoy it less the second time around, it's only two weeks of waiting.
>>63930958
Fortnight is a pretty commonly used word.
Fuck that horse sleeping bag looked comfy as fuck
>>63932435
not nearly as comfy as the wood shack the indian guy built him
>>63932461
There were so many comfy moments. If Leo wasn't full of vengeance he could have set up shop with that indian qt and started a new life making treeniggers.
How have you fags seen it yet?
>>63932723
it's DVDScr season, kid
>>63922443
Yep. All the cruelty shown by Indians and Dances-with-Wolves kun is "justified" revenge/defense against whites. The historical story is more interesting than this schlock. Fitzgerald was just a foolish young coward, not a psychotic murderer. And Glass just ended up walking away with his reclaimed rifle, no revenge, no crazy bloody warpath, which is more powerful to me.
Can you guys please give me your rating out of 8.35 for this movie? I don't know if I should download and watch this with the family on Xmas or Hateful eight or Creed.
>>63918683
>one scene makes up for a whole movie of silence
It's about time you got out of your Marvel comfort zone and watched real movies, anon
>>63932786
yeah, sounds like a really interesting movie, two guys get scared and walk away, then the guy they left behind somehow survives and also walks away
man i sure love watching people walk for 2 hours straight
>>63918683
>I share a board with people like this
>>63930506
That's really not a good comparison since Keaton's lack of dialogue wasnt an artistic choice but rather a technical choice
>>63932891
I haven't seen Creed, nor do i know you're famiglia senpai.
Having said this, Revenant is the better movie from your short list for cozy family gathering:
>8ful8 is Tarantino, so expect loads of dialogue making anyone who is trying to actually listen/watch the movie pissed off at the others who are trying to enjoy each others company.
>Revenant has so little dialogue and it matters so little that everyone can be watching the movie and still having conversations about the movie/whatever.
It also has lots of suffering, so everyone will have a good time.
>>63926778
hopefully. I liked him in this.
>>63931120
>Fortnight is a pretty commonly used word.
yeah, a hundred years ago.
>>63932957
Why do people always do this?
You can reduce any movie plot to a couple retarded sentences like this
>>63932891
I watched both Hateful 8 and the Revenant last night.
Hateful 8 was really fucking weak IMO, Tarantino is losing it, not that he ever had it.
>>63921154
>Birdman and Babel are great films!!
Inurritu is babby's second director after Nolan. It's pseudo-artistic hamfisted middle brow crap at its finest. Enjoy deluding yourself into believing you have "taste" or are "into movies."
>>63921489
lol, typical of a Birdman/Inaritu fan. Her "acting" was garbage.
>>63922105
See, you "wannabe-cinephiles" who like shit like Inarritu are just full of hot air.
You can't even make one point when faced with criticism (e.g., that Stone is a mediocre at best actress, which is true, and that dialogue in that scene was corny and hamfisted).
you just immediately resort to logical fallacies and the like. No better than a Breaking Bad fan or a Nolan fan, really.
>>63918273
Best movie of the year.
>>63918683
Such a huge pleb
>>63930404
>>63930600
A /tv/ user has the Blu-Ray screener
>>63932435
Memes were already had
>>63918683
I bet you think Leone films suck as well, you faggot.
That shit was so gorgeous that even a shitty DVD screener managed to look fantastic.
It's weird, though. They kept going on about all the natural lighting and being on location, yet used CGI liberally at certain points. Really my only complaint.
>>63935183
*farts*
>>63918273
A 2/10 movie.
"The Revenant" is phenomenally terrible. Like, I knew that Inarritu is a bad director, but I thought maybe this movie could work, with a simple story and such great cinematography. Except Inarritu did literally everything wrong, from the cheesy and unbelievable B-movie screenplay to the disappointing lack of suspense or any kind of grippiness in the scenes where Leo DiCaprio "survives" on his own due to there being cuts every 30 seconds to other characters or to Leo himself at a rapidly progressed point.
>Leo keeps surviving all the ridiculous shit
My biggest gripe was when he fell off the cliff. Everything up to there, sure, whatever. Maybe he dried off and survived hypothermia after being in the river, maybe the bear didn't crush every bone in his body, maybe all his wounds didn't get infected and he didn't get gangrene.
But he fucking fell off like a 50 foot cliff and his wounds miraculously DIDN'T all reopen and his bones somehow didn't break and he was able to get up and sleep inside a horse. All of this happens after avoiding getting hit ONCE by like 15 chasing indians, all shooting at him.
That shit was stupid.
>>63936475
A 2/10 post.
Ez Oscar win for Leo.
>>63936639
he fell into a soft, plushy, bed of snow anon :^)
>>63918273
One of my favorite movies of the year.
>>63929934
no.
>>63936639
Well he fell into the tree so the branches broke his fall.
Inarritu has done it again, proving he is without a doubt the best director alive.
He might end with a minimum of 10 academy best director awards when he done making movies.
>>63936639
You forget about a couple of pretty big waterfalls.
>it was the best sex I've ever had
-T.Bear
What did he mean by this ?
>>63936475
Thor, are you gay?
>>63937384
>pretty big waterfalls.
Those were barely bumps
>>63918273
It was a beautifully made movie
>>63938217
Looks about 6 meters high.
>>63938625
>I'm a pussy
>>63938625
>6 meters high
>pretty big
fuck off manlet
Any decent subs out? English.
i never thought a movie this long could have a plotline so shoddily shoehorned in
the whole indian daughter thing was pointless and stupid and only exists to have a way to get the flash back to the camp so they know leo is alive
>>63934204
Aren't these more aggressively watermarked and/or signed though?
>>63920378
Sicario.
he barely survives
>>63920379
Underrated.
>>63936639
He rode down on the horse and jumped off just before it hit the ground.
>>63940462
i vaguely remember people shitting on it like a month ago
>>63918273
I liked it a lot.
My only problem was Tom Hardy doing his Bane voice sometimes and the floating wife of Glass was really cheesy.
>>63922038
If you've ever been on gif or /b/ gore threads you'd see some bear shit, and that scene in the film was incredibly fucking accurate to how a bear fucks with its prey, especially humans.
They will literally toy with you for 5+ minutes and eat you alive.
>mfw watching this movie in alberta with the comfort of kraft dinner.
>That bear scene was terrifying.
I was waiting for it to bite his face off. And god damn leo was like the fucking terminator, nothing would stop him from his revenge.
